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I Stapled My Hand On Accident Once

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    Yep. Today, in fact. I stapled my thumb.

    Hit the bone. It hurt more pulling it out than actually doing it. It took me a second to realize what I had done... It hurts more now. Aches. *sigh* Be better in a few days...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 19, 2014

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    Errrrrrrrrrrrrr........

    Yeah, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm only once **nervous giggles**
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 26, 2010

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    Ouch!!

    That hurts like hell! I once did that to my finger!
    MySweetLord MySweetLord 36-40, F Nov 5, 2009

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    Stupid Staplers...

    It's happened a few times, but I think the first incident was the worse. I was ******* around trying to shoot the staples. That day I wasn't the brightest bulb because my finger was right over the hole where the staples come from. BAM. It stapled the tip of my finger and in an...
    LuckyLemon LuckyLemon 22-25, F Oct 25, 2010

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    One of the great things about being an art teacher, is the endless supply of staple guns and staples. If the sixth formers were getting on my nerves I would shoot them at their feet. In return it did mean that they would normally get the hump and do something just as mean back to...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 2 Responses Oct 2, 2009

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    Stapled My Finger!!!

    when i was about 10yrs old, i remember one day i decided to put my finger in a stapler, to see if it would be sore if i stapled my finger!! DUHHH!!! so if there is any of you out there, who are as stupid as me, and are considering doing such a thing, there's no need, cos i can...
    cowshed123 cowshed123 31-35, M 9 Responses Oct 10, 2009

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    Didn't Even Hurt!

    I stapled my finger and it didn't hurt Idk what why. I was mad at everyone when it was in. I was working on a project in class and just missed the paper lol.
    AnnNat AnnNat 26-30 Jan 26, 2011

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    It Wasn't Working...

    A few years ago i got a stapler for ... for something. well it was a mini stapler and i was trying to get it to work (it was stuck). When it finally did begin working my finger happened to be under it and got stapled
    NatFan NatFan 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 10, 2009

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    Mom Was Right For Once...

    being 8 and stupid, I didn't listn to her.And I stapled my fingers together.I ran it under cold water for an hour til she got home!
    AdenaAngael AdenaAngael 16-17, F Oct 3, 2009

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    I Am Glad...

    .. that not alone with it : DDD Actually i just stapled my finger when try to put a paper clip into it. It was tiny red stapler but OMG!! it was so fast and MOMENT and a paper clip in my finger already! = S I was so shocked, i even not blink - and see it in it. awww so...
    Bekther Bekther 22-25, M Mar 26, 2010

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    Not A Stapler, A Hand Mixer!

    WHEN I WAS ABOUT 16 I WAS MAKING FROSTING AND I PUT MY HAND UP BY THE BEATERS WHILE BRINGING THE BEATERS UP ABOVE THE BOWL TO GET THE LAST BIT OF FROSTING OFF, USING MY HAND AS A SHIELD TO KEEP FROSTING FROM SPRAYING ALL OVER. SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO TOUCH THE BEATERS WITH...
    Dianamonkey Dianamonkey 56-60, F 1 Response Nov 15, 2009

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    Just Wrap Me Up In Bubblewrap And Be Done With It, Already!

    I am a professional klutz and have injured myself in embarrassing ways more times than can be counted. That said, I am verrrry relieved that I am not alone in having stapler accidents. I am bad at fidgeting when I am on the phone and tend to play with stuff around me (and...
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F 13 Responses Oct 11, 2010

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    I Stapled My Thumb

    It was a tiny stapler, about three inches long, and after reloading it I just squeezed without replacing the bottom half. Of course a staple shot right into my thumb which surprised me for some reason. It hurt but it wasn't too bad. In hindsight I regret more my decision to...
    Powderblue Powderblue 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 3, 2009

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    Not Just Once..

    I dunno how many times but enough so that I decided not to use staplers anymore. And little tip too : better stay away from wood staplers, those really hurt...
    MugiwaraBlair MugiwaraBlair 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 11, 2010

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    Wrong End Of Stapler.

    My stapler jammed so I oiled it and got ready to use it again. I was talking to my husband and not watching and forgot whitch stapler I was using so I decided to shoot a staple just to see if it would work correctly after the oil. Sice the staple gun was a little stiff I wrapped...
    mamawsnpapaws1 mamawsnpapaws1 56-60 1 Response Nov 26, 2011

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    More Than Once

    I used to have a nervous habit of playing with my stapler when a conference call went long and I was bored. I have stapled my fingers many tmes doing this. I am just an idiot sometimes.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 14 Responses Oct 9, 2009

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    This Was A Huge Stapler

     when i was a kid my parents had a big stapler with this extra plunger thing on it it could staple through a stack of paper an inch and 1/2 thick and i put my hand under it not for any reason and i stapled it into my palm, i didn't do it on purpose i just stuck my hand in it...
    katearoo katearoo 22-25 1 Response Nov 4, 2009

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    Oh my god I did this in class

    once in the 6th grade it hurt SOOO much trying to get it out since it folded in on itself like staples normally do
    gonepsycho gonepsycho 16-17, M Apr 19, 2014

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