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I Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar

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    I Did

    but don't tell my grandmother - even though she is dead, she always thought I was a good little boy.  I couldn't help it, her sugar cookies were to die for, oh, and those maple cream ones were good too, and the peak frean ones with the letters and trains and building block...
    DeepForest DeepForest 46-50 4 Responses Jun 10, 2010

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    I Shawwy

    Okay, I admit it. I stole it. But I was gonna replace it before anyone noticed it was gone. Honest.
    AwesomeAngel AwesomeAngel 22-25, F May 12, 2012

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    This Brings Back Memories

    If you were the person who stole the cookie from the coo-coo-kie jar, you were a leper when I was in school. In those days, political correctness hadn't completely infiltrated the school yard... Ah, how i long for my childhood sometimes... and am so glad its over others. Cm
    chairmanmeow chairmanmeow 22-25, F Feb 5, 2009

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    It Was Me...

    .......sorry. I'll buy a new packet tomorrow xx
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 8, 2008

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    The Big Theft

    I did this before in Elementary School during my second year. There was a big cookie jar in  the middle of the teacher's desk. She only gave children cookies if they were well behaved. Knowing my troubles, I decided to steal one.When the kids weren't paying attention, I...
    dave0903 dave0903 18-21, M Jan 7, 2010

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    My favourite cookies are chocolate chip. c: Though, we don't have any in the house at the moment. D:
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    they best kind!!! my mum makes really good ones! I love homemade chocolate chip cookies w/semi sweet chocolate chips! yums! I think everyone loves homemade chocolate chip cookies...
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    I like cookies. You like cookies. Let's all have cookies!!!
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    Me love chocolate chip cookies! Me think they is my crack. Me is Cookie Monster
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    All my life I've always been the person who thought more of others than myself. I'm the youngest in my family yet I give more food than my brother or sister were expected to...
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    Chocolate chip cookie dough. Yummmm. After I'm done there are no chocolate chips left and very little cookie dough.
    NaughtySue NaughtySue 36-40, F a week ago

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    I would share my cookies with you, but only the crumbly, broken one's... and I'd still kinda want those 😐
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    kbrooke81 kbrooke81 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    Yum! Cookie dough is the best.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 18

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    There are plenty of healthy chocolate chip cookie recipes. Just google them :)
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    I really would, but I get to take the last bite. Well, wait, if it is a chewy oatmeal raisin cookie, I'll need first and last bite :-D. Now the question is, who is going to the...
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