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I Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar

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    I Did

    but don't tell my grandmother - even though she is dead, she always thought I was a good little boy.  I couldn't help it, her sugar cookies were to die for, oh, and those maple cream ones were good too, and the peak frean ones with the letters and trains and building block...
    DeepForest DeepForest 46-50 4 Responses Jun 10, 2010

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    The Big Theft

    I did this before in Elementary School during my second year. There was a big cookie jar in  the middle of the teacher's desk. She only gave children cookies if they were well behaved. Knowing my troubles, I decided to steal one.When the kids weren't paying attention, I...
    dave0903 dave0903 18-21, M Jan 7, 2010

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    It Was Me...

    .......sorry. I'll buy a new packet tomorrow xx
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 8, 2008

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    I Shawwy

    Okay, I admit it. I stole it. But I was gonna replace it before anyone noticed it was gone. Honest.
    AwesomeAngel AwesomeAngel 22-25, F May 12, 2012

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    This Brings Back Memories

    If you were the person who stole the cookie from the coo-coo-kie jar, you were a leper when I was in school. In those days, political correctness hadn't completely infiltrated the school yard... Ah, how i long for my childhood sometimes... and am so glad its over others. Cm
    chairmanmeow chairmanmeow 22-25, F Feb 5, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Im going to a cookie exchange in a couple weeks and thinking of making monster cookies. its one of my favorite kinds and should be fun to make ^_^
    BeautifulSoul09 BeautifulSoul09 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Neither Loved Nor Wanted-Imagine you are a eight or so year old child bounding around your bedroom one evening and for reasons you decide to leave your room and maybe go to the...
    Szusa07 Szusa07 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    you are not my country. you are not a country at all. you are surprising. you are statistic-starved. soulful of tourist brochures in Japanese and hourglass kebayas. you protest...
    Shahedansharif Shahedansharif 16-17, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I wish I didn't have to deal with this. This is so hard. I thought since I felt better the last couple of days, I must have arrived to the next step in this whole process but no...
    ISurgeProvocation ISurgeProvocation 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Espcecially my flaxseed granola oatmeal chip cookie lol
    richochet96791 richochet96791 36-40, M Feb 3

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    Filled with insatiable need, I crave for her affections Consumed with hunger, yet dying in confinement Shards do fill my wretched lungs, breath by breath She stole my humanity...
    RogueLogic2 RogueLogic2 26-30, F Feb 3

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    Ice cream and cookies 😛 my favorite
    bosslady69 bosslady69 31-35, F Jan 31

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    I Am From Arkansas. Born and Raised. I'm looking to meet and/or get to know females that are bisexual, curious or lesbian. I myself happen to be curious about the female side of...
    butterfly1013 butterfly1013 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    People have mentioned this to me before! I work in a very sociable environment. Part of what I do is to try and make clients and colleagues feel valued, and listened to. Understood...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 30

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    For the first time in my life I have no life plan, and it feels liberating. I have always been a very ambitious and 'driven' person and was born with an 'on' button, which has...
    wonderofwonders1 wonderofwonders1 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 29

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    My husband and I have had a terribly rocky last three years together. He's cycled, going from adoring me to blaming me; he's begged me to stay and he's insisted I leave. He's...
    FakeIsTheNewReal FakeIsTheNewReal 31-35, F Jan 29

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    My life has always been a complete rollercoaster. I am a 19 year old freshman in college, who wants to major in graphic arts. I have Asperger syndrome, Bipolar, ADHD, and...
    Triomatix Triomatix 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 28

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    Sleep paralysis is something I seriously suffer with and I don't know why it started. I am 16 years old and was diagnosed with depression and put on medication. Randomly I would...
    StephlyBoz StephlyBoz 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 26

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    There is something very freeing when you walk away from bad complicated situations. And when that event, that big upset in life, is simply an insight now, isn't that a strange...
    Solegne Solegne 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 26

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    So... I'm just going to write truthfully about my experience because I've never told anyone. This is going to be long. I suffer from MDD, obviously. I've had this about three...
    d1sc0rdant d1sc0rdant 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    I went into my parents' bathroom just minutes ago to get some mouthwash, and right by the bottles of mouthwash was a note (obviously written by my mom, judging from the handwriting...
    CaitlinElizabeth815 CaitlinElizabeth815 16-17, F Jan 25

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    i love my alone time, i just love getting away from everyone and everything!! you know, its just that the more people i meet, the more glad i am that im a loner!! i always look...
    cowshed123 cowshed123 31-35, M Jan 25

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    I cook vegan a lot at home, so this is extra nice when it comes to feeling guilt-free about eating cookie dough!
    ClimbingThinker ClimbingThinker 16-17, F Jan 25

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    My nephew J is 4 and we have cookies when he comes to visit. There were no cookies yesterday when J came to visit and last night his mother told me he prayed : Dear God , make Aunt...
    Dancemomisme1 Dancemomisme1 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 25

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    Hi there, I'm glad I found this forum. I was actually surprised to read all the shared stories, for a while I was thinking that I was the only one suffering from "Vaginismus". I'm...
    bjoum bjoum 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 24

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    Hey...don't ignore this,just give me a chance to explain Don't grab your "tools" whenever you feel bad.Remind yourself what will happen if you give up.How are you going to deal...
    ghostdolly ghostdolly 13-15, F Jan 24

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    Everything is fine as so it seems like it. Im that typical person you see on the streets who's decent looking( not even sure) who simply living a okay life or however you like to...
    Krchan2 Krchan2 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 21

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    Cookies are good for you and for me. Ok they're probably not, but they are awesome when you're feeling a little blue :-)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 20

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    Because of my god blessed paranoia i prohibited myself from using ep, my only social account lol, from any phones or anything for that matter, only because i am legitimately scared...
    shamdizzlenew shamdizzlenew 22-25, M Jan 20

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    I've never in my life felt comfortable enough around anyone, not my family, not my friends, to actually let them get to know the real me, or to be able to spill my guts to them...
    MattyB0621 MattyB0621 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    Nothing's better than watching homemade cookies as they're baking in the oven. I remember doing that a lot when I was a kid. And once we have a reasonable amount of time to work...
    BLACKTIGER75 BLACKTIGER75 36-40, M Jan 19

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    I was diagnosed with PID just a few months ago; a few days after I turned 23. I've been underweight my entire life and I've always had irregular menstrual periods so when I felt...
    schemerhorn schemerhorn 22-25, F Jan 19

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    I come from a large family of old school, hard core Catholics. And if some of the older members of my family knew I was gay or knew I am a transvestite then either every Catholic...
    TrannyHannah TrannyHannah 41-45, T 1 Response Jan 19

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    My mother was mentally abusive! Fought with her everyday from that narcissistic woman screaming on a daily basis growing up. . Best solution, cut her out of my life and do not...
    Eric81975 Eric81975 36-40, M Jan 19

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    I honestly feel hopeless to make any changes in my own life. It's not that I'm lazy. I really would like to do work that involved less sitting in a cubicle, it's just that I feel...
    dawnmill dawnmill 36-40 Jan 18

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    anyone from the Cleveland area?
    tinman3099 tinman3099 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 18

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    It would really help me/us if only I could find a way to work from home. Life got more complicated recently, I wish I could work from home!
    time2qwerty time2qwerty 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 18

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    I Believe that i have been recornated from a planet to this one i cant remember much but i know that this isnet the 1st planet ive been on. If people say recornation is real...
    Kripper252 Kripper252 26-30 2 Responses Jan 18

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    I want to run away fro this home and from this horrible life on forced to live, I'm looking to make a group of maybe 4 or 5 to go with me, we can go anywhere as long as I'm out of...
    dlusk12 dlusk12 16-17, M 4 Responses Jan 18

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    made some macadamia + choc chip cookies, they were lovely
    KYPtonite KYPtonite 22-25, M 2 Responses Jan 18

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    I absolutely love raw cookie dough and I have been known to eat too much of it at once and make myself sick lol. It's a good kind of sick if there is such a thing lol. They say raw...
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