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I Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar

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    But Don't Tell..

    I just like to get your cookies...lol..and I like to get my cookies too...lord..two double entendre's...lmao...
    txwoman2 txwoman2 36-40, F Feb 15, 2010

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    It Was Me...

    .......sorry. I'll buy a new packet tomorrow xx
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 8, 2008

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    I Shawwy

    Okay, I admit it. I stole it. But I was gonna replace it before anyone noticed it was gone. Honest.
    AwesomeAngel AwesomeAngel 22-25, F May 12, 2012

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    The Big Theft

    I did this before in Elementary School during my second year. There was a big cookie jar in  the middle of the teacher's desk. She only gave children cookies if they were well behaved. Knowing my troubles, I decided to steal one.When the kids weren't paying attention, I...
    dave0903 dave0903 18-21, M Jan 7, 2010

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    This Brings Back Memories

    If you were the person who stole the cookie from the coo-coo-kie jar, you were a leper when I was in school. In those days, political correctness hadn't completely infiltrated the school yard... Ah, how i long for my childhood sometimes... and am so glad its over others. Cm
    chairmanmeow chairmanmeow 22-25, F Feb 5, 2009

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    I Did

    but don't tell my grandmother - even though she is dead, she always thought I was a good little boy.  I couldn't help it, her sugar cookies were to die for, oh, and those maple cream ones were good too, and the peak frean ones with the letters and trains and building block...
    DeepForest DeepForest 46-50 4 Responses Jun 10, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    I made sugar cookies from scratch on wednesday, and they came out so beautiful. And they were SO CHEWY! well the recipe wasnt my own but im happy it was a success, my mom praised...
    martiangrrl martiangrrl 16-17, F Jul 17

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    heh. Cookies. Yum yum yum.
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    Beverly Malloch claims Oct 9, 2013 at 8:25 pm I'm sooo satisfied I discovered this website! I way too are already attempting to make a decision between the two and since this...
    John627s2cz5 John627s2cz5 31-35, M 3 days ago

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    I was just thinking about this about 2-3 minutes ago. I was eating an oatmeal raisin cookie and thought, "Why do people hate these so much?" They're amazing. Sure, they can trick...
    UltraCerulean UltraCerulean 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I can't wait for Christmas this year because then I'll get to eat cream cheese cookies. And almond log cookies. And hopefully gingerbread men. And. And. I'm going to try to make...
    jahein137 jahein137 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    Has anyone ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough? Or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
    LovingASoldier320 LovingASoldier320 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 2

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    I love cookies!!! Like if you love cookies
    xhumairax xhumairax 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    I'M OBSESSED WITH COOKIES 😍 I especially LOVE soft cookies! :)
    Yasmin8 Yasmin8 13-15, F Jul 5

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    Peanut butter cookies are the bomb lol And sugar cookies with frosting and sprinkles ☺️
    mabelgrey mabelgrey 18-21, F Jul 9

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    Every time I make cookies I have to get a couple of bites of the raw dough :) love it!
    lesbianjen lesbianjen 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    Wow I never ate cookie dough before.
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I'll make cookie dough just to eat it. No need to bake it :p
    jlhhlj123 jlhhlj123 22-25, F Jul 4

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    I'm making cookies today. I've been craving them for so long. Idk if I should make some for my neighbor too, she a very nice old lady
    daisykhorv daisykhorv 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    Gosh I really want me some VEGAN peanut butter cookies. Like Now... RIGHT NOW!!!! ohhhhh I love them sooo!
    MysticBeauty MysticBeauty 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    Peanut butter and chocolate chip, homemade cookies are life.... Especially when they are still warm....
    Daisymay77 Daisymay77 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 17

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    It was so delicious but unfortunately it was my cats cookie my cat was upset look at him :(
    meowcatkitty meowcatkitty 13-15, F 9 Responses 1 day ago

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    Yes I did it I stole one of her Victoria Secret Thongs. Just the other day I was at the lake swimming and did not tie my swim trunks. They are a little big on me. I noticed they...
    Jeremazing Jeremazing 18-21, M Jul 1

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    I stole them when I stayed over at his house. They were a dirty pair of boxer briefs (***-stains and a brown streak) I got them last week, and have maybe added 20-30 loads into...
    tacomutated tacomutated 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Yes they have to be I can't eat them when they are cold they suck, I like them fresh that's why I only but them from subways at a specific time when they make them I order at least...
    kcbabypro kcbabypro 26-30, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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