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I Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar

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    I Did

    but don't tell my grandmother - even though she is dead, she always thought I was a good little boy.  I couldn't help it, her sugar cookies were to die for, oh, and those maple cream ones were good too, and the peak frean ones with the letters and trains and building block...
    DeepForest DeepForest 46-50 4 Responses Jun 10, 2010

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    This Brings Back Memories

    If you were the person who stole the cookie from the coo-coo-kie jar, you were a leper when I was in school. In those days, political correctness hadn't completely infiltrated the school yard... Ah, how i long for my childhood sometimes... and am so glad its over others. Cm
    chairmanmeow chairmanmeow 22-25, F Feb 5, 2009

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    The Big Theft

    I did this before in Elementary School during my second year. There was a big cookie jar in  the middle of the teacher's desk. She only gave children cookies if they were well behaved. Knowing my troubles, I decided to steal one.When the kids weren't paying attention, I...
    dave0903 dave0903 18-21, M Jan 7, 2010

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    I Shawwy

    Okay, I admit it. I stole it. But I was gonna replace it before anyone noticed it was gone. Honest.
    AwesomeAngel AwesomeAngel 22-25, F May 12, 2012

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    But Don't Tell..

    I just like to get your cookies...lol..and I like to get my cookies too...lord..two double entendre's...lmao...
    txwoman2 txwoman2 36-40, F Feb 15, 2010

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    It Was Me...

    .......sorry. I'll buy a new packet tomorrow xx
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 8, 2008

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    When I was really little like 4 or 5 I stole a pack of stickers. That night I felt terrible about it! I prayed and prayed to God to please forgive me for stealing the stickers...
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    When I was younger I stole a cheap camera. It wasn't even digital
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    I am sooooo mad at hitler right now!! He keeps stealing my god damn Nutella! Not cool hitler not cool mass genocide was one thing(But seriously, it was really really bad :/) but...
    DreadlockJesus DreadlockJesus 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 2

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    • Cleaning/Care: Abrasive cleaners or sponges will not be suggested as they're going to uninteresting or scratch the area in the jarAlso provided is the Spectacula spatula...
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    Me like all cookies. Me like cookies fresh out of oven, but also from bag. Me like cookies old and me like cookies new. Anyone have cookies for me? Glass of milk would be good too...
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    Me love cookies. ME LOVE COOKIES. Please give me cookies. I like all cookies. Chocolate chip, pecan sandies, peanut butter, sugar, YUUUMMMMMM, me like all cookies!
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    I love them type of cookies. Especially when it's soft and easy to break. I hate hard cookies
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Jul 30

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    When I was 18, I stole jewelry that my Great-Grandmother left to my mom and dad when she passed away and sold it at a pawn shop. I was unemployed, broke, and bored. I never told...
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    Twice actually. 1) my ex wife stole it 2) a pay site stole it Lessons learned
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    When I was in Junior High I was not the most popular kid. I was picked on a lot and the subject of a lot of embarrassing things. One day I was taking a shower after PE and someone...
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    I eat raw cookie dough. It taste so good with milk and water.
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Jul 30

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    Why even cook the cookies! Me and my dad literally eat 2/3 of the dough by the time I get to cooking it!
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 31

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    Okay, random thinking, fortune cookies would sound more ... I don't know, philosophical or voo-doo-magical-y if it was all in Yoda talk. Just saying.
    calypsoandbob calypsoandbob 13-15, F Aug 11

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    I stole from this girl last year. I was in grade 5. A week later she suspected me and her and her friend jumped me. My arms were held behind my back and she punched me in my belly...
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    All I want in life right now is a damn chocolate chip cookie. That's it. That's all I want.
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    I want cookies right now B(
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    Once you lied, it will create more lies. e.g who eat the cookie? wasn't me. what's on your mouth..? ahhhh wood dust, where did you get it?... Mikes house etc. it will create 5 W's...
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