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I Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 57 People

    I Did

    but don't tell my grandmother - even though she is dead, she always thought I was a good little boy.  I couldn't help it, her sugar cookies were to die for, oh, and those maple cream ones were good too, and the peak frean ones with the letters and trains and building block...
    DeepForest DeepForest 46-50 4 Responses Jun 10, 2010

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    The Big Theft

    I did this before in Elementary School during my second year. There was a big cookie jar in  the middle of the teacher's desk. She only gave children cookies if they were well behaved. Knowing my troubles, I decided to steal one.When the kids weren't paying attention, I...
    dave0903 dave0903 18-21, M Jan 7, 2010

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    But Don't Tell..

    I just like to get your cookies...lol..and I like to get my cookies too...lord..two double entendre's...lmao...
    txwoman2 txwoman2 36-40, F Feb 15, 2010

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    It Was Me...

    .......sorry. I'll buy a new packet tomorrow xx
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 8, 2008

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    I Shawwy

    Okay, I admit it. I stole it. But I was gonna replace it before anyone noticed it was gone. Honest.
    AwesomeAngel AwesomeAngel 22-25, F May 12, 2012

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    This Brings Back Memories

    If you were the person who stole the cookie from the coo-coo-kie jar, you were a leper when I was in school. In those days, political correctness hadn't completely infiltrated the school yard... Ah, how i long for my childhood sometimes... and am so glad its over others. Cm
    chairmanmeow chairmanmeow 22-25, F Feb 5, 2009

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