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I Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar

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    I Shawwy

    Okay, I admit it. I stole it. But I was gonna replace it before anyone noticed it was gone. Honest.
    AwesomeAngel AwesomeAngel 22-25, F May 12, 2012

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    The Big Theft

    I did this before in Elementary School during my second year. There was a big cookie jar in  the middle of the teacher's desk. She only gave children cookies if they were well behaved. Knowing my troubles, I decided to steal one.When the kids weren't paying attention, I...
    dave0903 dave0903 18-21, M Jan 7, 2010

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    It Was Me...

    .......sorry. I'll buy a new packet tomorrow xx
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 8, 2008

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    This Brings Back Memories

    If you were the person who stole the cookie from the coo-coo-kie jar, you were a leper when I was in school. In those days, political correctness hadn't completely infiltrated the school yard... Ah, how i long for my childhood sometimes... and am so glad its over others. Cm
    chairmanmeow chairmanmeow 22-25, F Feb 5, 2009

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    I Did

    but don't tell my grandmother - even though she is dead, she always thought I was a good little boy.  I couldn't help it, her sugar cookies were to die for, oh, and those maple cream ones were good too, and the peak frean ones with the letters and trains and building block...
    DeepForest DeepForest 46-50 4 Responses Jun 10, 2010

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    One of my favorite memories is eating chocolate chip cookie dough that my mom made. I was just a lil girl with a big spoon, too short to even hit the counter with my head. That...
    XraZorBladezX XraZorBladezX 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    If I cared for you, not only would I share my last cookie, but I would share my thoughts, dreams, worries, cares, love and spirit...... Wait, does the cookie have pecans? Okay...
    Happinessisthinking Happinessisthinking 46-50, M Apr 4

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    Chocolate chip cookies dipped in chocolate :3 my cookies are always yummmyyyy ;D
    EssSmith EssSmith 16-17, F 4 Responses Apr 16

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    If I've got one cookie left, doesn't that mean I've eaten the rest? Yup, you can have it, This last scrummy cookie. AND I'll make you a coffee as well. Have a seat:)
    Iamapirateking Iamapirateking 61-65, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    They are possibly the most amazing things ever. They have an endless amount of uses. For example, canning food, making yummy treats, containers for everything imaginable, light...
    DreamCloud17 DreamCloud17 18-21, F Mar 27

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    A little while ago one of EP's younger and less pleasant members dubbed me "a weak man". I've forgotten the little spat that led up to it but I do remember the comment jarred. I...
    talkinaftermidnight talkinaftermidnight 36-40, M 5 Responses Mar 28

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    ill share half a box of my cookies as long as you'll stay and eat it with me :)
    Cahx2 Cahx2 22-25, F 12 Responses Apr 3

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    Now we can not have cookies.πŸ˜–
    JadenTaylor456 JadenTaylor456 26-30, F Apr 8

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    For sure, 20 seconds in the microwave for store purchased chocolate chip cookies, are sooo good. But homemade out of the oven, are the best.
    Kman4You Kman4You 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10

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    I make peanut butter chocolate chip cookies....I don't have patience to sit and wait for them to cool, they are so hot I have to eat them w a fork..
    Orchidspetals Orchidspetals 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    i love them god i love cookies so much theyre so good h my god
    Beutifulman1970 Beutifulman1970 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    What some won't do for that last cookie!! Follow me....πŸ’πŸ‘΄πŸ’¬
    pyeito pyeito 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    I would share my last cookie with you so you better with me
    theonewiththeblack theonewiththeblack 13-15, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Ive learned so much about life, success, nature, science, creation and much more by opbserving trees. there are so many things to notice about them. ultimately, trees are what tied...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Most days I wake up and I call my parents since they don't call me. I think they are still trying to build my independence. But I've always been a bit of a loner you know? :( When...
    SpiritualBunny SpiritualBunny 26-30, F a week ago

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    Anyone who's from buffalo or western New York knows about the Broadway market as a usual family tradition going up tomorrow. Can't wait for the cookies and breads and the foods...
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    Waited for dad to be dad. Retaliated when hurt. Stole from family when young. So they punnish forever. And save money. But claim loans wreck family. To justify...
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