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    Confusing My Ep Status Box For A Search Box

    *sigh* i just did it again. if you noticed a bit ago that my status was "pinterest" that's because i was trying to login to my pinterest account and i confused the EP status box for the Google searchbox. usually when i make this mistake, my status ends up saying "Sierra" because...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 4 Responses Sep 27, 2011

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    Ok so I did something very stupid

    so at my house it snow like 2ft so me and my best friend decided to get on my roof and jump in the snow with just beach wear on and I forgot the was a pond where we were about to jump and we jumped off and both got soaked good it was sooo cold and the worst part of it is I can't...
    TheUnbrokenGirl TheUnbrokenGirl 13-15, F Feb 16, 2014

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    Drawing

    Everyone thinks I'm so great at drawing and I'm really not. I'm never satisfied with anything I draw, it all looks horrible. And my classmates tell the teacher I'm so good at drawing each time we have to do a project involving art. It angers me that I have to do something I am...
    koi901 koi901 13-15, F Jul 31, 2013

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    Responsible Driving

    let me preface this story by saying i am a skillful driver. i'm a very aware driver, i watch the road ahead of me and anticipate problems. i'm cautious where i need to be and i can get in and out of a tight spot unscathed. that being said, i absolutely SUCK at responsible driving...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 11 Responses Sep 22, 2011

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    Posting Pictures To Ep

    i did it once, and it was a damned fluke because i've never been able to repeat that happy accident. and there is soooooo much i want to show you people!!! HELLLLLPPP!!! ?
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 5 Responses Sep 30, 2011

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    I suck at piano. And what really sucks is

    that I'm in my school's Jazz band, and I'm the only piano player there. I feel like a pathetic idiot every time I walk out of that class. I can't read music for sh*t and my music teacher is starting to get impatient with me. I hate it so much but I don't want to leave since I've...
    mahnouls mahnouls 16-17 Apr 20, 2014

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    TheUnbrokenGirl TheUnbrokenGirl 13-15, F Feb 15, 2014

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    How to upload Pics To Stories In A Nutshell In Picture Upload

    First and foremost, put ur desired pic through a photo edditor and the simplest seems to be LunaPic. The pic has to be reduced to jpeg format and this occures automatically when lunapic sends it back to ur pc.  With that done, press on the little picture icon in the bar above...
    lafsnack lafsnack 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 6, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    They are just so beautiful and makes my mouth water when I see them! I could just suck and suck nice b*obies all day! Any girls like that?
    mrharrypops mrharrypops 46-50, M Jan 31

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    They need some good suckling!!! Any takers
    TiffanyAnn29 TiffanyAnn29 31-35, F 82 Responses Jan 29

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    Life sucks. & all u could do is make yourself feel better knowing you look good through the storm!
    LizC815 LizC815 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 4

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    I do still suck my thumb cause it's a comfort thing im staying with my grandma who's a drunk and gets very physical when she is drunk
    Pirates14 Pirates14 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 9

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    So what the hell? I literally can't do ****. I'm not social, creative. Everything that I want to do when I grow up needs social skills and creativity. I've always liked computers...
    anon13434 anon13434 18-21, M Feb 10

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    With all my heart with all my soul I want my mouth to lose control.All over your soft amble chest,kissing and licking and passionately loving it.When I begin to suckle you would...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M Feb 13

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    Life Sucks I thought I shared myself with someone who was interested in being in my life. Interested in staying and building something great together. I know now, he was...
    abrokenlittlegirl abrokenlittlegirl 46-50, F 2 Responses Feb 20

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    After my relationship ended I haven't been able to find a date. I've never asked a girl out. I'm really depressed after my relationship ended, and I need to start dating again. I...
    idontknow2658 idontknow2658 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Strike the guys off. I'm a sucker for anyone who makes me laugh. I like funny people. :D
    liliesinameadow liliesinameadow 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Funked off with my friends lately , they never lend a shoulder when i need it. And im always helping them out asking how the family is and all that and they just dont give a funk...
    thedudefromearth thedudefromearth 18-21 Jan 28

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    I would most assuredly happily oblige
    tangledweb94 tangledweb94 18-21, M Jan 28

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    Michelle Pfeiffer is a beautiful woman. I love those blondes. She was purrrfect as Catwoman :)
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 5 Responses Jan 30

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    I have been a top student in my school before i graduated into the working world. I've always been a quiet person, which i think is mostly caused by my bad experiences during...
    samwicher samwicher 26-30, M Jan 30

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    with great pleasure I live for the opportunity to do this for my woman.to enjoy a beautiful part of her body that is enticing as is delicious to enjoy.my hands would massage them...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 2 Responses Feb 1

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    I love all types of foreign accents, but one of my most favorites is the spanish accent. Two of the main girls I work with, one from Spain and the other from Nicaragua have the...
    Elijahx Elijahx 18-21, M Feb 1

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    When I was at school my parents went into my room and trashed it, they know how bad my OCD is, but they didn't care. We got in a fight last night and they told me that there would...
    imsinkinkimg imsinkinkimg 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    The website has problems but is much much better then the app. Please stop using the app.
    bnaesf bnaesf 36-40, M 3 Responses Feb 2

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    Seems like no relationship ever works out for me and I think I'm the one to blame.
    michellesydney michellesydney 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    Me in a nutshell but way worse
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 3 Responses Feb 6

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    A dirty mind that is bold and unfettered. Tell me your deepest fantasies and I will make them come true. Show me all of you and I will take my time with caresses kisses and touches...
    lavendersea lavendersea 41-45, F 4 Responses Feb 9

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    I really do. I know things comes to those who wait.... but how long are we talking here?
    Novemberman Novemberman 22-25, M Feb 11

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    YES I DO and I do it with a passion like no other and a craving that never ends !
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 14

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    I was very unhappy in my previous job. At first everything was fine but then I realised I wasn't valued - I was passed for promotion time and time again - so I found a new job. It...
    Dellaporta Dellaporta 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 17

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    I always feel icky, irritible, angry, not wanting to be sociable, gaining weight, hot flashes, so much more and I feel as though I am going mad.
    hamsterlove7 hamsterlove7 46-50, F Feb 17

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    If you're a woman who wants this all I have to say is,"I DIE TO BE WITH YOU TONIGHT!"
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M Feb 19

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    If you're a female? Please make your obsession, my reality....
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M Feb 19

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    I have my legs spread and love the feeling. Watching myself get bigger. Hungry for a big one in my mouth. Licking prec** off my fingers while more slowly drips from my hard c...
    Prettyboy82 Prettyboy82 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 20

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    Im not saying I wouldnt open my facebook account anymore. I just realized that I should seldom open it. I think it would be of a great help to at least "lessen" my depression.
    Spencer024 Spencer024 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    I have always wanted to try new things in my mouth if you know what I mean!!! I'm a crossdresser and have fantasizes about crossdressing and having a guy come over and me going...
    Cdkyle Cdkyle 18-21, T 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Are you a woman that truly wants this? Bring those heavy beauties to me now.I know how to make them let down and I'll let them down with skill and great care.After I'll take care...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    To everyone who's ever messaged me and everyone who ever plans to: I may come off as silly or serious, it depends on how capable I am of holding a conversation when you first...
    metaphornographic metaphornographic 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Hiiamawhovian Hiiamawhovian 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I know she is a lot younger than me, but she has been the subject of fantasies of mine while pleasuring for a long time. And most of those involved her feet - which I think are...
    Brian1953 Brian1953 61-65, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    i still have bed wetting i still use diapers and pull ups i have a plastic mattress cover and a waterproof mattress pad i still use bed pad
    goodnites1011 goodnites1011 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    I've thought about this for the longest time. My happiness solely depends on my ability to support others and provide something that contributes to their happiness. At least that's...
    ronin17 ronin17 26-30, M 17 hrs ago

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    it took months and months to get her to meet him. I took my wife to a get away weekend by a river. We enjoyed each other's company with walks and dinner. On the way home I told her...
    thighman thighman 51-55, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    My mums anniversary is coming up soon and i can already feel myself spiralling out of control. Mood swings, mainly anger and sadness thou. Tiredness all the time, i can feel my...
    rachlin50 rachlin50 22-25, F 14 hrs ago

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    I've never had friends more than two years either I move to a new country or they do and I'm SICK of it , I want a friend that I can trust that is willing to help me if I get in...
    JamieDaveJ JamieDaveJ 16-17, M 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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