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I Suffer From Duh Disorder

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    justme195 justme195 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 2

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    Duh Duh Duh Dumb!!! :)

    I was reading some blond jokes the other day - and seriously - I didn't get one of them. It took me about 10 minutes - and then I got it .... and it was damn funny :)  haha  -- yeah - a Duh moment!! 
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    I forget where I put my glasses

    and then I remember they're on my face. I can't stop doing it. Doh!
    WhatTheFrenchToast WhatTheFrenchToast 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Not Even Russell Crowe Can Save Me Now

    I'm doomed. My life is over.  There is apparently no cure. I have the classic case of DD.  And I'm only 48.  
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F 11 Responses Aug 4, 2009

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    Oops, I Did It Again

    Ooookay!.... this is why I shouldn't talk on the phone and try to type in here at the same time! I'm trying to think of a song for the group: I Feel Sorry For Britney Spears. First song to mind, which I type in, is: Oops, I Did It Again." Friend on the phone says...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 12 Responses May 26, 2009

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    This afternoon I was going to develop photos at

    Walmart. Duh! I forgot the camera at home.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    A..what

    i belive their are times i would forget my head if it wasn`t attached to my body.i go to do something and forget.so ,i give up and sit down and then remember what it was.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 Apr 4, 2009

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    Yeah It Can Be Like That

    Sometimes I am just not the brightest crayon in the box. sometimes I'll start something and then something will catch my attention and then I'll come back and realize that I was doing something.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F Apr 4, 2009

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    Duh

    Duh Duh Duh Duh.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F Mar 14, 2010

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    Jarred

    Introduction I misdiagnosed myself that the road accident I had last Monday had been an awesome experience. And while it was, in spite my jarring wrecked nerves, finding the silver lining to the thousand whys... the ringing in my ears only got worse by Day 2. The ringing would...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 21, 2012

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    Uuhhhhggg

    Just no brains today.... feeling kinda ggrrrr w/ a side of duh and a dash of yuck. Just one of those days I guess. The whole world is foggy and my brain just quit.
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 9, 2008

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    Hehe!

    I really try to be respectful but lately I find myself saying,"duh" many times a day. I really should limit my conversations to those that are not so predictable. LOL. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 27 Responses Mar 14, 2010

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    But I survived and its not 100% better yet but its getting there and yes I have lows but I'm also stable now which is more than I ever thought I'd get. :)
    fireflyashes fireflyashes 18-21, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    I am tired. I grew up in a disfunctional middle class family. My mother is manic depressive bipolar, and my dad dealt with his problems by working and drinking. I never understood...
    EnglishBrand EnglishBrand 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    This is a pretty sensitive topic for me to talk about, a few days ago i realized that i need all the help i can get. I feel like i started daydreaming when i moved here and people...
    jennixlo jennixlo 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I don't know how to explain how I am currently feeling. I suffer from OCD and depression but I have never felt quite so bad in my life. I feel as if I am surrounded by blackness. I...
    nathancrofton nathancrofton 18-21, M Dec 31, 2014

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    Every since i was very small ive suffered from migraines ! They cause my right eye to swell completly shut and sometimes ive even passed out ! I feel one comming on ... I wouldnt...
    dizzyupthegirl1 dizzyupthegirl1 31-35, F Jan 1

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    Panic attacks and agoraphobia are the worst things ever. This has really hindered my life. . Anyone else suffer from panic attacks? What awful symptoms and after-symptoms do you...
    EmiKuma EmiKuma 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 7

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    Hi I'm In my early 30's and I have suffered from HS since 1997. It started in my armpits in which I had a surgery to remove my sweat glands in 2000. I had no more problems under...
    SocialButterfly1980 SocialButterfly1980 31-35, F Jan 8

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    And its getting worse, I know people are going through the same thing I am but well.... I made my own fantasy world and I go to it every day its mostly involves anime because I...
    pinkkitten100 pinkkitten100 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 9

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    its terrible to suffer from anxiety and depression....i have social phobia and a huge depression.
    dragonshine dragonshine 22-25, T 2 Responses Jan 14

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    Not too long ago, I read my first article on maladaptive daydreaming and immediately realized that it was the "quirk" in my brain that I'd never exactly found a fitting term for...
    shemeantyonoharm991 shemeantyonoharm991 22-25, F Jan 1

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    What kind of mental disorder is this? After many research, I'm sure it's MD... Ok so I pretend that I am a celebrity re-acting their movie lines as them. I've been doing this since...
    Heaven360 Heaven360 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    so basically I was always really imaginative as a child I don't remember doing it as a kid cause I was very active and into sports and I also used to write a lot of stories. then...
    myownconsultant myownconsultant 16-17, F Jan 6

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    Okay so what do you do when you felt a feeling you have never felt before with someone like love at first sight. You even experience making love for the first time witH this person...
    kpweant1 kpweant1 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    Hi! I've been married for 16 yrs to a man who has suffered chronic pain for 32yrs of his 44yrs of life. We now have 2 children 8 and almost 5. There are days like today I want to...
    mariahswind mariahswind 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    I live in a share house sort of thing, this random guy moved in and he's incredibly demented. He lives in the room across the hall from me, here it is summer and he sits on his bed...
    whatsnewpussycat whatsnewpussycat 18-21 Dec 30, 2014

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    If I had one wish; I would wish for everyone to have a good life. To not have to worry about paying their next bill, or to go out or stay in, or to deal with any negatively...
    torr62 torr62 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    A time before I was truly depressed, I was worried about depression. I thought I was happy, bubbly, I liked living. Those moments where I would stare in the bathroom mirror with an...
    BridieNM BridieNM 13-15, F Jan 1

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    Important notice: Don't take anything of what you read here as medical advice. I'm not a doctor, but simply a person affected by this thing since almost when I was born, so all...
    mat4 mat4 18-21, M Jan 10

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    Last night I was having this really vivid dream. It was night time and I was in a garden by a river and it was snowing. I had a hairless cat and it was either a French Bulldog or a...
    Khaleesi92 Khaleesi92 22-25, F Jan 10

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    Sometimes it’s sad to think about the fact that I have more ‘memories’ of fictional characters I’ve created through daydreaming than I actually do of my own life. I’m not...
    Clenastia Clenastia 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 12

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    Currently in the middle of an episode as of the moment. It is so bad it actually woke me up from the intensity. Everything in my life is **** right now and I feel like the worst...
    CutttieBaby CutttieBaby 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    It's really depressing me. I've had bad acne since I was 12. From 12-14 there were so many pimples on my face that I couldn't count them if I tried. But fortunately, they were only...
    cutexmuffin524 cutexmuffin524 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    The anxiety started when I was like 11 and from there it progressed to depression. I didn't know how to cope with it so when it kept getting worse I then got OCD. The OCD is...
    bregood bregood 13-15, F Dec 31, 2014

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    and through my last 2 years it consumed my life. I have lost everything besides my passion for the restaurant busines. im from south jersey but am honestly just looking to make...
    callmeCheffy callmeCheffy 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 1

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    I find it difficult to go to malls at times, they're so overwhelming. I can't make phone calls, my heart beats so hard and I feel sick and nervous. I also get really nervous when...
    lunazteca lunazteca 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 3

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    hello I just feel like posting today bout the fact im still very depressed. I have meds for the depression. I takke them I just dont know why or what's wrong.. I feeel okay most...
    Lookingupalways Lookingupalways 26-30, F Jan 5

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    In 2014 I have been fighting depression. Towards the end of the year I've been healing from it. But through the whole process I've developed social anxiety. I didn't realize how...
    Diamondgirly Diamondgirly 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    When I'm forced to go to town and be around people. I put my headphones in blare my music and pull my beanie down and my hoodie up and walk with my head down. It helps but I know I...
    buggalue00 buggalue00 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 12

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    I've had elaborate daydreams and fantasies for as long as I can remember. (I'm 49 now). I instinctively knew it wasn't "normal" and have never told anyone. On the outside, I...
    secretspaces secretspaces 46-50, F Jan 16

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    I really need to talk to someone and just vent. I feel like my depression has completely taken over. I don't feel the same anymore. I use to be so happy, funny, loving and caring...
    ArtisticLife ArtisticLife 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I'm not sure what to do anymore. My husband has two slipped discs and sciatica and I'm slowly losing patience and compassion for him. We have been married for almost 10 years and...
    freckledlady freckledlady 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I have been depressed off and on since I was 14 and I am now 20. most of the time I have no reason to be so sad. I just get so down and get anxiety. Sadly things like this run in...
    JustDevy JustDevy 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I have really bad social anxiety. I sweat, panic, stutter, etc. just being in front of people. I can hardly stand going out in public, but I'm working on it.
    Leofflaed Leofflaed 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    I can't stand it lying to myself saying "go to sleep you have school" it doesn't matter I'm wide awake and it's killing me
    Callistowed Callistowed 16-17, M 6 hrs ago

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    I am so relieved to finally put a name to this alternate universe that has existed in my mind for as long as i can remember. I have experienced these elaborate daydreams since...
    dunnitz dunnitz 31-35, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago