I Suffer From Duh Disorder

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 51 People

    A..what

    i belive their are times i would forget my head if it wasn`t attached to my body.i go to do something and forget.so ,i give up and sit down and then remember what it was.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself
    36-40
    Apr 4, 2009

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    justme195 justme195
    56-60, M
    1 Response Jan 2, 2015

    Duh Duh Duh Dumb!!! :)

    I was reading some blond jokes the other day - and seriously - I didn't get one of them. It took me about 10 minutes - and then I got it .... and it was damn funny :)  haha  -- yeah - a Duh moment!! 
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Aug 3, 2009

    Yeah It Can Be Like That

    Sometimes I am just not the brightest crayon in the box. sometimes I'll start something and then something will catch my attention and then I'll come back and realize that I was doing something.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal
    18-21, F
    Apr 4, 2009

    Jarred

    Introduction I misdiagnosed myself that the road accident I had last Monday had been an awesome experience. And while it was, in spite my jarring wrecked nerves, finding the silver lining to the thousand whys... the ringing in my ears only got worse by Day 2. The ringing would...
    Sylphy Sylphy
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Nov 21, 2012

    Not Even Russell Crowe Can Save Me Now

    I'm doomed. My life is over.  There is apparently no cure. I have the classic case of DD.  And I'm only 48.  
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy
    51-55, F
    11 Responses Aug 4, 2009

    Hehe!

    I really try to be respectful but lately I find myself saying,"duh" many times a day. I really should limit my conversations to those that are not so predictable. LOL. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    26 Responses Mar 14, 2010

    Uuhhhhggg

    Just no brains today.... feeling kinda ggrrrr w/ a side of duh and a dash of yuck. Just one of those days I guess. The whole world is foggy and my brain just quit.
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Jul 9, 2008
    CALLINGHOUSES46 CALLINGHOUSES46
    51-55, F
    Dec 6, 2015

    Duh

    Duh Duh Duh Duh.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Mar 14, 2010

    This afternoon I was going to develop photos at

    Walmart. Duh! I forgot the camera at home.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 21, 2015

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