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I Suffer From Duh Disorder

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    Not Even Russell Crowe Can Save Me Now

    I'm doomed. My life is over.  There is apparently no cure. I have the classic case of DD.  And I'm only 48.  
    SeriouslySappy SeriouslySappy 51-55, F 11 Responses Aug 4, 2009

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    Duh Duh Duh Dumb!!! :)

    I was reading some blond jokes the other day - and seriously - I didn't get one of them. It took me about 10 minutes - and then I got it .... and it was damn funny :)  haha  -- yeah - a Duh moment!! 
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    Jarred

    Introduction I misdiagnosed myself that the road accident I had last Monday had been an awesome experience. And while it was, in spite my jarring wrecked nerves, finding the silver lining to the thousand whys... the ringing in my ears only got worse by Day 2. The ringing would...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 21, 2012

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    Duh

    Duh Duh Duh Duh.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F Mar 14, 2010

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    Oops, I Did It Again

    Ooookay!.... this is why I shouldn't talk on the phone and try to type in here at the same time! I'm trying to think of a song for the group: I Feel Sorry For Britney Spears. First song to mind, which I type in, is: Oops, I Did It Again." Friend on the phone says...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 11 Responses May 26, 2009

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    A..what

    i belive their are times i would forget my head if it wasn`t attached to my body.i go to do something and forget.so ,i give up and sit down and then remember what it was.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself 36-40 Apr 4, 2009

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    Uuhhhhggg

    Just no brains today.... feeling kinda ggrrrr w/ a side of duh and a dash of yuck. Just one of those days I guess. The whole world is foggy and my brain just quit.
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 9, 2008

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    Hehe!

    I really try to be respectful but lately I find myself saying,"duh" many times a day. I really should limit my conversations to those that are not so predictable. LOL. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 27 Responses Mar 14, 2010

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    Yeah It Can Be Like That

    Sometimes I am just not the brightest crayon in the box. sometimes I'll start something and then something will catch my attention and then I'll come back and realize that I was doing something.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F Apr 4, 2009

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    reignxox reignxox 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 10

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    "Suffering"? No, not really. Clinically depressed, but never feel it. It doesn't make sense. These stupid humans do know what the **** they are talking about.
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    JoshM1974 JoshM1974 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 1

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    TwentyTwoReasons TwentyTwoReasons 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    I do , i hate having anxiety people tell me that im crasy and they dont know wat im going thru . They tell me that i dont have symptoms from my anxiety ,
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