I Suffer From Foot In Mouth Disease

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    Soooo True

    hard to believe, i know.. i suffer badly from foot in mouth! am trying to get it under control, but sometimes its sooo hard!
    angeldevon angeldevon
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jun 23, 2008

    Oh My, Can We Rewind This?

    I just got back from my rheumatologist and every time I see him I am reminded of the enormous gaffe I made two years ago. I remember, I sure hope he forgot. He had just moved to his new office building and it was my first appointment since the move.Maybe I should describe him...
    jojewel jojewel
    56-60, F
    10 Responses Jan 14, 2010

    Very Vocal

    I am a very vocal person,I care about the other around me. But I say some of the stupidest things. My online dumped me and I talked s.h.i.t. to her. then apoligized twenty times. I had never talked so hateful and hurtful to anyone like that in my life. Then I felt terrible
    bquick bquick
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Jan 27, 2008

    Nope folks, sorry to disappoint you all

    but this time it's not me! I was just talking to my beloved and discussing master's degrees and upgrading ones qualifications, the master of all blunders opens his mouth and states rather equivocally "You could do that tomorrow or something dude, it's not like it takes a lot of...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    Jan 6, 2015

    I Have Been Told That I Suffer From The Same Problem, I Don't Agree.

    My father has told me because I stick up for what I want my mouth overrides my reason. He says that just because a person interferes with what I want an I have the right to it, does not mean I should take that right, says that I should always consider what others need before my...
    toughth toughth
    61-65, M
    Sep 7, 2013

    Oops No#1

    Last night I asked a young woman whether she had 'feelings' for me.She said No.Oh.Oops.Why do you ask?Had a gut feeling.Nah.Typical!
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    Apr 8, 2011

    Every Now And Then.

    I say a thing or two that get people angry :3 and makes them want to hate me...eh I can't help it i'm very outspoken if I feel something  I'm going to say it if you don't like it you can walk away or do something about it...I find it pretty immature when people reply with normal...
    Jnrx Jnrx
    1 Response Mar 13, 2011

    Pardon Her French!

    I started working at the phone company as a long distance operator in Montreal. One of the requirements for the job was to be bilingual. We all were, but some more so  than the others, and this is when a conversation with a customer could prove to be hazardous. One day...
    jojewel jojewel
    56-60, F
    7 Responses Mar 10, 2010

    My Little Quirk

    I sometimes say and do the wrong things... not on purpose! But it does happen. I try not to! But things come out SO wrong or I cross lines, that I have no business doing... When I'm told about it, I am really truly sorry! I don't mean to be rude, bossy, judgmental, or crude. That...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Oct 10, 2008

    Ok I really did it this time!

    !!! I work at a grocery store and a girl in a sorority shirt came up with ice cream and dog food to my register. She said dont worry they are not being eaten at same time. being a smart *** and remembering the really stupid things my Pike room mate used to do in college I...
    Cargan2016 Cargan2016
    31-35, M
    1 Response Aug 26, 2015

    Can't Believe That Came Out My Mouth

     My youngest thinks everything is funny or a joke. He loves to pick on me. I take it really well. If we go through a drive through , When I speak he saying I am flirting , As we when to pick him up from school the teachers want to see his new brother as he calls him. Going...
    bquick bquick
    51-55, M
    Feb 29, 2008
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