I have a bad habit of putting my foot in my mouth at inopportune times, of saying things people take wrong. I have been judged weird, insensitive, and lots of other things. But in the long run I like who I am and wouldn't change - well, maybe just a little.
While suffering from an attack of RCI I came across this story. I think its funny but no one else does. I have a bad case of RCI>
Kermit the frog, went to the bank for a loan.
The loan officer, Ms Patty Black, had him fill out some papers and said,
I need a...