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I Suspect Ediez Is Secretly Smurfette In Disguise

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    MrJungleMonkey MrJungleMonkey 31-35, M 3 Responses Apr 19, 2011

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    Aha

    SHES AN ACTUAL SMURF OMG. seriously i was just asleep today and i woke up... and she was at the end of my bed chewing on my foot for some reason O.O. ESz you perv but get this shes an actual smurf... i thought it was just makeup or something but shes a real ONE OMG .... i'm gonna...
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 5 Responses Jan 2, 2011

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    well i wouldnt say im a closeted gay idk.. sorry for any future typos lol im on my cell well i never really was interested in guys at all until i guess i had a urge and went online...
    therealme6782 therealme6782 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    "Come as you are" - Nirvana I have heard many interpretations of the song, but the one that I thought fit right in and I couldnt have said it better myself was this one; My...
    kiki2016 kiki2016 26-30, F 8 hrs ago

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    I hate needy little boys disguised as men,who get all sulky because your not chatting to them when they expect it. I am not your private property or exclusive to you,I chat to more...
    bigbreasts4urpleasure bigbreasts4urpleasure 41-45, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    My account here is secret because this is the only place where I "talk" about how I really feel. I don't feel confortable talking to people in my family, I stopped talking about...
    escapemyreality escapemyreality 22-25, F 8 Responses 1 day ago

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    I have had writing problems since childhood and it has not improved yet. Recently, I found out about Dysgraphia and suspect that's what my problem might be. I talked about this to...
    rknows rknows 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    So I found myself attracted to things I'm usually NOT attracted too...has this happened to anyone else?
    lemmygoo lemmygoo 66-70, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    only a couple of my close friends known, only the ones that have seen me break down and cry, or not say anything for an entire day, because I'm afraid I'll cry if I open my mouth...
    olone olone 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Everyone be on the lookout Lisatheticklee01 is a fraud, "she" probably even isn't a "she" spent months talking and getting to know "her" only for asking twice for a photo and...
    beachboy249 beachboy249 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    I don't condone their snobby comments if any. I do have a desire to make them speechless, blush, and other things.... If you know what I mean.;) I'm thinking this is along the...
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    Right now my life really sucks and I don't know what to do anymore. Can someone help me make sense of it all?
    davombcono davombcono 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    i almost died in the shower today... i slipped and my dumbass tried to grab the water
    kunfirekun kunfirekun 22-25, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    way too much rumination going on in my head today. I'm finding myself perplexed.... I need a distraction :-/
    Serendipitydoda Serendipitydoda 46-50, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    Yesterday I managed to annoy myself with my thoughts. I was sitting an exam and began to think about what annoys me. I came to the conclusion that stupid people **** me off the...
    Samue1White Samue1White 16-17, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I don't worry about all the crap I used to carry around that was useless anymore. I'm getting very forgetful. I feel good about letting stuff go, but sometimes I think I'm just...
    lylely81 lylely81 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    "Have I gone mad?" Mad Hatter "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I will tell you a secret. All the best people are." Alice
    Lelukiki Lelukiki 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 24

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    Some nights I just want someone to hold my hand and let me cry. The fact that I want that makes me hate myself even more. The fact that I do any of this demonstrates a stupid...
    wanderlander wanderlander 22-25, F Aug 24

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    I've been thru soooo much hell my entire life. Especially the last ten years. But the very worst were the last two years. I used to be so strong and such a fighter. So sweet and...
    LongingForLove777 LongingForLove777 26-30, F 8 Responses Aug 23

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    I either check this website on my phone or on my laptop, but either way, I use the incognito tab because I don't want this to be in my browsing history. I've said things on here...
    hiddenkitty hiddenkitty 18-21, F 9 Responses Aug 22

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    Being single and no where near anyone I know, this site is quite fun. I do wish they had an age blocker.
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    It's been about a year and a half. I realized its man made and god is all about ego and that made no sense to me. I was born muslim. Can't open up my atheism though . It's hard
    euphoria94 euphoria94 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    I was born muslim , was generally religious as I grew up . I wanted to get closer to my God and have stronger faith then I realized overtime that religion is man mad , god is non...
    euphoria94 euphoria94 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    I would guess that over 90% of the people on the site are on here secretly!
    cuise cuise 36-40, M 4 Responses Aug 22

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    Sometimes i legit think i've gone mad.... Pretty sure a lot of college/uni students have had the same experience? D:
    farawayforfartoolong farawayforfartoolong 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    I'm not comfortable telling my friends and family all that i can say here. Call it cowardly. I call it venting. Most of us on here are here to tell an experience that isn't being...
    lookin4sumthin lookin4sumthin 41-45, M 3 Responses Aug 21

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    My wife caught me on this site a year ago and I had to lie low. Now I'm back and I forgot how fun it is to chat with sexually crazed individuals as myself. Glad to be back, but I...
    nudi269 nudi269 41-45, M 5 Responses Aug 21

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    My wish (a post back in 2011) has come true :) . I'm overjoyed.
    kasiyat kasiyat 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    No one knows. No one needs to know. I've been secretly depressed for a year now. Way too many things have been happening in my so far short life. But, I won't tell anyone...
    Ai101 Ai101 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    He has 3 shirts tucked into my box....oh i dont want to talk about my other box right now....but my other box. Was made for me...he has it cluttered up with his clothes....I wanted...
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    I've been crying for months now (im lying...years) silently. oh, you could never tell by the way i carry on day to day. everything is just peachy over here (its not) today...
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    I keep looking at my phone, but there's nothing there. Nothing to fill this emptiness.
    kg54933 kg54933 26-30, F Aug 18

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    lol.. That's a group as well *Exploring ep madly*
    Youtuberr Youtuberr 18-21, M Aug 17

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    It's OK I will go through this pain for the day. Baby I want you,damn I want you, OK I get it. You make me crave for u. Damn it's sexy . Ya go ahead IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE I will...
    Outlookingtheworld Outlookingtheworld 26-30, M Aug 16

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    I was walking. And I stopped by a very old tree. A big old tree. I lay'd my hand on the bark. And my body became calmer and my heartbeat slowed down.
    chaekowski chaekowski 26-30, M Aug 15

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    I'm developing a crush on Rob schenider..........so if anyone knows where I can get my head examined that would be great.
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    Outlookingtheworld Outlookingtheworld 26-30, M Aug 14

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    Now I really am feeling it. .I feel like I'm not where I want to be, and be doing and be with. Let me just close the door to my thoughts. . .
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    My ex best friend use to wrestle with me and I would let her overpower me 75% of the time and I secretly loved it. We would end up on the ground with her on top pinning me down...
    W3areallmonsters W3areallmonsters 13-15, F Aug 11

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