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I Suspect Ediez Is Secretly Smurfette In Disguise

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    MrJungleMonkey MrJungleMonkey 31-35, M 3 Responses Apr 19, 2011

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    Aha

    SHES AN ACTUAL SMURF OMG. seriously i was just asleep today and i woke up... and she was at the end of my bed chewing on my foot for some reason O.O. ESz you perv but get this shes an actual smurf... i thought it was just makeup or something but shes a real ONE OMG .... i'm gonna...
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 5 Responses Jan 2, 2011

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