I Swatted a Fly

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    Just A Short Diatribe

    Look, flies are r-strategists. If you kill one or two or a dozen, it doesn't really matter. And don't give me that karma bull crap about coming back as a fly. If you come back as a fly, you did some pretty messed up stuff previously, you know? So get over it and be glad you...
    SirThomasL SirThomasL
    46-50, M
    1 Response Dec 8, 2011

    Swatted A Fly

    Swatted a fly,Did indeed,The other day,In the kitchen,Flyin' around,He'd landed on food,The food,'Twas about to eat,Instead,I swatted the fly.
    stormcape3 stormcape3
    Sep 23, 2012

    When I Was a Little Girl, ...

    ...though, my Grandma from Hungary, may she rest in peace, would catch the offending fly off the kitchen table in her hand, shake it, and throw it down on the table, dead as a doornail. And if i recall correctly, my Grandma from Poland did that, too.
    eleanorssong eleanorssong
    56-60, F
    Sep 29, 2012
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