I Swear a Lot

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    Mark350 Mark350
    36-40, M
    Feb 10

    I was not allowed to swear

    until I was 18. So, once I turned 18 I said every cuss word in the book. I love cussing because first of all it gets your point across and secondly it relieves stress. My favorite words are **** and ****.
    PrincessAbigail89 PrincessAbigail89
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jan 5, 2014

    Why Are People Uncomfortable With Profanity?

    The topic of swearing has been on my mind lately... if you have read my posts before, you are probably well aware of my use of profanity. I do not swear in all of my posts, but there are certain anecdotes, particularly those that were emotionally charged in the moment, when I...
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jan 17, 2015

    "I whisper what the **** to my self at least 20

    times a day" but it's usually louder than a whisper, and it's directed at other staff members.... At its worse than ****.... KITCHENS!
    ril3yx ril3yx
    18-21, M
    Oct 26, 2015

    Swearing is what gets my thoughts

    and points out. I feel good and free when I swear . In my opinion , they are just words that make me feel good after I say them. It doesn't make you a bad person if you say them !
    Zatkins1712 Zatkins1712
    16-17, M
    Aug 19, 2015
    Mark350 Mark350
    36-40, M
    1 Response Feb 12

    My mother tongue has a lot of creative

    expressions when it comes to swearing, but I don't think it's enough sometimes. I improvise, I mix bad words. Even those from my native language with those from english. and ppl seem to be concerned and amused by it at the same time.
    WitheredMind WitheredMind
    16-17, F
    1 Response Dec 7, 2015

    If girls who swear aren't attractive to you.

    Well **** off. You ain't attractive to me either
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    13 Responses Oct 26, 2015

    A lot more than I should.

    Growing up, my parents would actually let me swear, even when I was a kid! So long as I didn't do it anymore than they did, which was usually when making an exclamation. But they did teach me to never use profanity in public, especially at school. I started cussing when I was...
    CarverReturns CarverReturns
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 10

    I sure do but when texting my phone will

    correct my swears so I sound like I'm saying, "what the duck piece of shot phone!" lmao
    siciliana88 siciliana88
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Mar 10

    Someone posted this and it deserved to be

    shared ...please see photo
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 15, 2015

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    chavacc11 chavacc11
    26-30, F
    Jul 28, 2015

    No one knows how much they swear

    until they're somewhere where they shouldn't swear.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 22, 2015

    I do... A LOT. It's unfortunate

    because I know I do it and I hate it. I always told myself growing up that I would never swear because everyone in my family has the mouth of a truck driver. Once I reached grade 7, I found it hard to refrain from it because all my new friends were doing it. After grade 7, that...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 19, 2015
    thehippielife thehippielife
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Aug 7, 2015

    Roses are red, Violets are blue,

    I'm kinky as ****, But I'm bad at poetry.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 15
    romanalanski romanalanski
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 2, 2014

    What? Who? Me? Please,

    say it ain't so. I do, I can't lie, but I am trying to not do it...and I could work more on this, but...well...Lol
    ZenLioNESS719 ZenLioNESS719
    46-50, F
    7 Responses Feb 1
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 3, 2015

    I swear like a sailor around my husband

    and by myself (usually at my dogs & dastardly inanimate objects), but I can turn it almost all the way off in polite company and professional settings.
    ShesAVeryKinkyGirl ShesAVeryKinkyGirl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 13, 2014

    I'll use any words, but my favorite swear words

    are sh*t, ***, c*nt, t*ts, ****, and *****! Message me if you want ;)
    Victoria6868 Victoria6868
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Feb 1

    Because gosh by golly

    and meanie head don't quite cut it at times, lol!
    ZenLioNESS719 ZenLioNESS719
    46-50, F
    10 Responses Feb 6

    Omfg! I am so going to hell.

    My Smartphone swears now :O
    ZenLioNESS719 ZenLioNESS719
    46-50, F
    8 Responses Mar 8
    bethany444 bethany444
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jun 20, 2014

    i have a stutter and sometimes

    when i just can't get the word out, swearing helps me be able to get the original word i was trying to say out. I used to get in so much **** in school for swearing in class ????.
    sammyy2qt16 sammyy2qt16
    18-21, F
    Aug 20, 2015
    CODECRACKER2014 CODECRACKER2014
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Feb 3

    In My Mind? Sure I Do!

    I wouldn't say a LOT, but I do quite often. It is what it is. But, let the fact be known that it happens usually by myself, where no one hears it, or in my head 24/7. Call me what you will, but the fact is, I say whatever I want.Oh I just ran into a wall? Damn!t.I can't figure...
    HopeInConstruction HopeInConstruction
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 23, 2012

    WTF

    I spent 18 years of my life never swearing and one day I just let the words fly out of my mouth and now I'm a swearing machine. I swear on a daily basis when I'm driving, idiots on the rode make me swear. When I do my workouts I swear, my trainer finds it to be hilarious though...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jun 27, 2013

    I swear way too much

    and my mum doesn't mind but she doesn't like it but she's worse than me so! xD f.ucking hypocrite ..
    Krystal666 Krystal666
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Sep 20, 2014

    Why not? As if I have any shortage of material,

    unpleasant, unsavory people, or inconvenience to not unleash a tirade of profanity...
    California16 California16
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Apr 17, 2015
    Nsg1419 Nsg1419
    16-17, M
    Nov 11, 2015

    If you tell me that girls shouldn't swear

    because they're GIRRRRRLS, then you can take your misogynistic crap and shove it up where the sun don't shine
    natnat9 natnat9
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Feb 20, 2014

    Hey! I'm a 16 year old girl,

    I'm not dumb not unclassy or anything like that but I swear a lot. Not in front of adults but with my friends... A lot of people are surprised to find that I'm so foul mouthed because I am well educated it's just that all my friends speak like that & that's what I'm used to. I...
    BiancaFashion98 BiancaFashion98
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Jan 22, 2015

    I swear like a sailor.

    Not at you, but a lot of people take it that way.
    tricerich tricerich
    46-50, F
    5 Responses May 20, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 17, 2015
    Hunter283 Hunter283
    13-15, M
    1 Response Aug 29, 2014
    gg819 gg819
    16-17, F
    Feb 27

    I do. So that's why I've started to replace the

    swear words with food items. For eg- 1. **** becomes fudge cake. 2. As*hole becomes pinball (not an edible thing but rhymes so meh) 3. Bi/ch becomes bread. 4. **** becomes rotten chocolate. And so on. I must say that people who get on my bad side are occasionally confused.
    Pandainpinktutu Pandainpinktutu
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Aug 9, 2014
    cashetty69 cashetty69
    51-55, M
    Nov 5, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Jan 7

    I swear way to ******* much.

    Every sentence will at least contain **** or ****.
    WolfConstellation WolfConstellation
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Mar 18

    Yes and i ******* love swearing it's a stress

    reliever In my case a excuse if you don't like it **** it litterly
    swaged104 swaged104
    13-15, M
    4 Responses Oct 26, 2015

    People ask why I cuss

    so much. My answer: because I ******* can and it's a stress reliever.
    aszbruh aszbruh
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jul 12, 2014

    And i don't ******* care

    even if someone told me it was inappriotate
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Sep 2, 2014

    The ones that have no shame in swearing are the

    ones proven to be more trustworthy.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 7

    I hate when people tell me not to swear.

    like no ************ I'll say whatever the **** I want. I'm sorry you're a little ***** that can't handle my mouth. **** off.
    YoungMommy15 YoungMommy15
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Mar 3
    beckys501 beckys501
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Feb 6

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