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I Swear a Lot

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    People ask why I cuss

    so much. My answer: because I ******* can and it's a stress reliever.
    aszbruh aszbruh 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    If you tell me that girls shouldn't swear

    because they're GIRRRRRLS, then you can take your misogynistic crap and shove it up where the sun don't shine
    natnat9 natnat9 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 20

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    S*h*i*t*p*i*s*s*f*u*c*k*c*u*n*t*c*o*c*k*s*u*c*k*e*r*m*o*t*h*e*r*f*u*c*k*e*r

    By all accounts, I am dainty and sweet. I am generally polite, friendly, and good-natured. I am short, fair-skinned, cry at romantic comedies, sing along with Celine Dion, love puppies and kittens, run around in my bare feet 95% of the time, and am all-in-all girlie in just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Sep 30, 2010

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    Though I have my own swears,

    along with my own censorship for my friends against swearing when I'm around them and around my parents, watch me play video games and listen to me roar.
    JohnBobMac JohnBobMac 16-17, T Aug 12

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    Swearing Is A Talent

    Anyone can swear. It takes a truly talented person to make swearing creative. Although cussing has gotten a bad rap for being crude, lazy and unintelligent, I really do not agree with this assessment. I have crude humor and I can speak in a crude manor but I am not stupid or lazy...
    Cutecolleen Cutecolleen 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 4, 2013

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    Minnesotalove Minnesotalove 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 5

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    I swear a lot...ok maybe an understatement

    because I swear waaayy to much every other word is a swear, my mother says I sound like a sailor
    LcplSkeens LcplSkeens 18-21, M Nov 22

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    bethany444 bethany444 46-50, F 1 Response Jun 20

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    I think being irish u tend to curse with every

    sentence, I can't help it , even now in my head I saying all this but putting a **** in every sentence :/ I've noticed that here if ur a culchie that you can curse almost all the time and nobody gives a **** but when h go to the city's people are a bit more aware of themselves...
    clarahogie clarahogie 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 8

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    I swear way too much

    and my mum doesn't mind but she doesn't like it but she's worse than me so! xD f.ucking hypocrite ..
    Krystal666 Krystal666 13-15, F 5 Responses Sep 20

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    I Swear to You...

    In normal speech I swear almost every second word. I think it's because I speak really fast most of the time and don't think about what I want to say before I say it. Sometimes my brain needs to catch up, so sticking "*******" between words acts as a mini-pause that...
    velosapien velosapien 31-35, M 3 Responses Sep 8, 2008

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    It's a fact that people

    who swear more are the most honest loyal people you will ever meet
    Yellow2468 Yellow2468 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 16

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    Studies show people who swear tend to be more

    honest and trustworthy. Well, ****** a.
    CountryQueen623 CountryQueen623 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 9

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    WTF

    I spent 18 years of my life never swearing and one day I just let the words fly out of my mouth and now I'm a swearing machine. I swear on a daily basis when I'm driving, idiots on the rode make me swear. When I do my workouts I swear, my trainer finds it to be hilarious though...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jun 27, 2013

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    Sorry I'm not sorry..

    It relieves stress.
    myblumoon myblumoon 31-35, F 4 Responses May 9

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    Ok well not as much as I used to

    but enough that I notice lol.. Sigh just one of my long list of shortcomings.. That are trying to be overcame.
    Jerseygirl72 Jerseygirl72 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    Hunter283 Hunter283 13-15, M 2 Responses Aug 29

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    I know I shouldn't because it's not ladylike,

    but I just adore the F word. **** **** ****.
    loveVSlust loveVSlust 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 10, 2013

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    I swear like a sailor around my husband

    and by myself (usually at my dogs & dastardly inanimate objects), but I can turn it almost all the way off in polite company and professional settings.
    ShesAVeryKinkyGirl ShesAVeryKinkyGirl 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 13

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    It not my f****** fault.

    .. Stupid c*** sucking s*** eater.
    Alexzoz Alexzoz 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 14

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    I do. So that's why I've started to replace the

    swear words with food items. For eg- 1. **** becomes fudge cake. 2. As*hole becomes pinball (not an edible thing but rhymes so meh) 3. Bi/ch becomes bread. 4. **** becomes rotten chocolate. And so on. I must say that people who get on my bad side are occasionally confused.
    Pandainpinktutu Pandainpinktutu 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 9

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    It's Embarrassing

    I wish I could drop this vulgar habit.  It's so bad my 9 year old swears like a truck driver.  And my six year old son tells me 'Gentleman don't say ****'.  After I had let one loose and after all my lectures on what Gentleman do or don't do. I need help  ;)
    TChic TChic 41-45, F 10 Responses Sep 22, 2008

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    BreMarley BreMarley 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    Navy Brat!

    Okay, so I have mexican and irish in me.  My dad has firey red hair and was in the navy.  Both my parent speak their minds exactly how they feel... they have never been a pair to hold back ever, lol.  So I have like the worst mouth ever.  Well, probably not...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 26, 2010

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    I swear like a sailor.

    Not at you, but a lot of people take it that way.
    tricerich tricerich 41-45, F 6 Responses May 20

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    I love swearing and maybe I'm just weird

    but I like girls who swear too it makes them feel more relaxed to me more of where they don't care what you think. And I like that lol I guess I'm weird
    niceguy5107 niceguy5107 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 9

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    I do curse more then I probably should

    but the difference between me and a lot of people who curse is I know the time and the place. I really can't stand when I see people cursing around other people's little kids or around people who are obviously uncomfortable with it. Be respectful please. It won't kill you. I...
    LivviyLove LivviyLove 16-17, F 2 Responses May 9

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    Mouth of a trucker, how do you stop swearing I

    can't really even tell I do any more (apparently I do a lot though). If anybody knows how let me know please!
    DJSgou DJSgou 18-21, M 3 Responses May 20

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    And they tell me I need to stop.

    Like **** you, and **** off.
    MacabreCannibal MacabreCannibal 16-17, F 5 Responses Sep 2

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    Can someone gimme a list

    if real standard swear words? English words? Really need'em at the moment. Thanks in advance.
    Zach0007 Zach0007 16-17, M Mar 13

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    They say swearing is unattractive

    but I'm unattractive anyways so **** off. ๐Ÿ˜
    picses2222 picses2222 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 10

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    If you don't like the words I use.

    Don't read it or comment on it. Please and Thanks๐Ÿ˜€ you ***.
    HumanError31 HumanError31 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 13

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    I don't think I have said a sentence without

    swearing in a couple of years now. I swear a lot more when I'm on my own and I'm just rambling about the complete ******* lunatics on this site that I deal with on a day to day basis. I have been speaking to some very nice people recently, just to let it be known. I do really...
    SomeBloke616 SomeBloke616 16-17, M Oct 29

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    I try not to . I substitute.

    Eff that Mother-effin chick . You're a jackhole. He's such a bootycrackhole like why is his personality so ishhy. Bless your heart. Quit actin like a vagina
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F Aug 9

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    I'm not proud of this fact.

    It's just a fact.
    utahwriter utahwriter 36-40, M Apr 26

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    romanalanski romanalanski 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    I was not allowed to swear

    until I was 18. So, once I turned 18 I said every cuss word in the book. I love cussing because first of all it gets your point across and secondly it relieves stress. My favorite words are **** and ****.
    PrincessAbigail89 PrincessAbigail89 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 5

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    Now this one pretty much speaks

    for itself lol but the only difference is when I'm mad a whole new vocabulary of curse words are born lmao.
    Iusetobone Iusetobone 46-50, F 4 Responses Jan 29

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    The harder I try not to swear

    so much, the more I do. My main reason for wanting to swear less is that I think it can take away from what you're saying... and sometimes it just sounds a bit tacky. o.o It's my main way of expressing frustration... maybe I'll just start gesturing with my hands more...
    Friability Friability 18-21 1 Response Nov 25

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    Not Even a Bad Thing Anymore..

    I've been swearing even since I was 7 or 8 I believe. My mom used to cuss like  sailor. Used to? Hell, she still does, haha. Funny thing is my dad was the one in the Navy for 26 yrs and he hardly ever swears, lol. She was in the military for 3 yrs then got pregnant with me...
    Durious Durious 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 4, 2008

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    I do not spew profanities.

    I enunciate them clearly, like a f*%! lady.๐Ÿ™Š
    myblumoon myblumoon 31-35, F Aug 2

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    I'm only 10 but my parents don't know I swear I

    only do it out loud in Swedish ( thank you pewdiepie)
    bela5562 bela5562 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 9

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    And i don't ******* care

    even if someone told me it was inappriotate
    90slove 90slove 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 2

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