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I Swear Never to Wear Granny Panties

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 226 People

    Granny'S.......Nope, Never!!

    Granny Panties…I hate to break it to the guys out there but, they exist..They are usually next to the bras that could store a helmet in each cup. There are so many great things granny panties can offer: 1)a million jokes when people see them hanging out of your pants 2) a...
    girlfaith girlfaith
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Apr 23, 2013


    Nope. You'll never see granny panties on me. Bikini style is as big as I go. And it can't have VPLs. That's just wrong. Tacky tacky tacky.
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 26, 2008

    Oh Heck No...

    I hate,hate,HATE granny panties. It doesnt take that much effort to put on nice underwear lol. Ive got everything from g-strings clear up t boy shorts,lace and satin and cotton. Every time I see granny panties at the store I think to myself...good heavens those are hideous. I...
    LdsGirl LdsGirl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 28, 2012


    A month or two ago when I went to the ER, I ended up having a procedure done. I had one female nurse, two male nurses, one male doctor, and one male surgeon. They all saw me without my shirt and pants. Which is why I will never wear granny panties. I mean, my nice...
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Aug 13, 2009


    I hereby never swear to wear granny panites once I am able to buy my clothing.
    XxJamberxX XxJamberxX
    18-21, F
    Feb 20, 2011


    I don't even wear panties (they annoy me) and if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't wear those tents called underwear.  How very unattractive.  How unsexy.  Yikes.  I don't care if I'm 90, I'm not wearing them--NO WAY (unless hubby begs me, then maybe)
    haydenrules haydenrules
    31-35, F
    Jan 30, 2009

    I Swear Never

    I will never wear granny panties or cotton panties. They are the worst. I like little cloth next to me nothing over my entire butt, and what is covered is covered with the best feeling material. Mainly I wear nylon because it is what it feels best when wet with ***. I wear...
    RunAroundSusan RunAroundSusan
    1 Response Nov 13, 2013

    Granny Panties

    My grandma always wore cotton full cut panties and was always quite proper.    Guess I will not wear those cotton panties as there are so many other styles and options of panties to wear  today .
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Mar 1, 2013

    Belly Warmers United

    ahaa this title just makes me laugh but i can't ever imagine wearing them belly warmers...or baggies as jamaicans call them...its just a no no dont go there kind of thing...but after saying all this i bet i do now..haha something to look forward to in my old age i guess.
    thehippy thehippy
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jun 17, 2009

    Made the Mistake Once - Never Again

    I fell victim to the G.P.s once. I thought, "Oh, look. So billowy and soft. I bet these would be delightful and caress me ever so gently." No. The first hour was great. Then I came to realize the evil nature of granny panties.  Granny panties are far more powerful...
    UnoriginalForumID UnoriginalForumID
    31-35, M
    6 Responses Sep 2, 2008

    It's a Visual Thing

    My husband folds the laundry.  The last thing I want him to do is pick up a pair of panties that look like something Omar the Tent Maker made.  I want him to pick up lovely, lacey, sexy, little things that make the chore enjoyable and bring a smile to his face!
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    61 Responses Mar 23, 2009

    Me, Too! Well, Maybe-

    -on my head! I haven't even seen granny panties in ages; never thought about it, but yeah I guess they do still make them.
    Bfinally Bfinally
    51-55, M
    Nov 5, 2012

    Ha Ha Never!

    I always where my "sexy underwear". Having something pretty underneath makes me feel beautiful and more confident. I feel more ready to face the day and more desirable. Plus I wouldn't want someone to be disgusted seeing me wearing stained, graying, and baggy underwear. No way!
    sunworld sunworld
    26-30, F
    May 18, 2013

    Not a Problem

    I rarely wear panties anyway, so avoiding one particular type should be a breeze.
    hadakarei hadakarei
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 30, 2009

    I Really Am Not Into Them

    but if they get loose cause i lose a lil weight well then they might get baggy...ha ha
    beachykeen beachykeen
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Aug 13, 2010

    Because They'Re Horrible

    don't care how old i get, no way will i wear grannypants!! it's just totally not me!! it would mean i'd totally given up or something like that :o
    princessellie princessellie
    26-30, F
    1 Response May 18, 2013

    No Way

    eeeeeew, those are ugly! I would rather be forced to wear a thong everyday than to wear those even once!
    KatieJane KatieJane
    36-40, F
    Jul 12, 2009

    Love Grandma

    I love beautiful women and clean
    amer1000 amer1000
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 19, 2012

    I Take An Oath

    I, DelightfulBabe08, solemnly swear, never to wear, purchase, consider purchasing, comment on or even look at granny panties. I swear to only purchase and wear the cutest and smallest panties I can fit my derriere into, barring thongs. This is my oath.
    DelightfulBabe08 DelightfulBabe08
    3 Responses Mar 4, 2009

    ...but Whose Granny?

    ...But then, my granny always wore lovely, sexy underwear. She used to say 'Granny panties are a state of mind - it should be declared a mental illness'. Go Gran!
    claudianovotny claudianovotny
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 28, 2012

    It's Not So Much How They Look...

    ...even though they look absolutely heinous on everyone, pretty much without exception. No, it's what granny panties SAY, ladies. They say, "I've given up." "I've reached a certain age and I just don't feel like making the friggin' effort anymore." And...
    Nyxie Nyxie
    51-55, F
    46 Responses Aug 15, 2009

    UGH! Uncomfortable Crap!

    I use to own some when I was a kid. But i hated those. I don't like things goin' over my bellybutton! Icky! In a crappy uncomfortable way. Why would they even create something like this... Burn it with fire.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 3, 2008

    They Are Just Bad

    They are ugly. I like to wear pretty, lacy underwear under my t shirt and jeans because it makes me feel good. plus I love thongs because you can't get a wedgie from them.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Oct 9, 2008

    One Good Thing About Them...

    They dont ride up the crack of your a thong tha thong thong thong
    deleted deleted
    Jun 18, 2009

    My Husband Loves Grannies

    My bazaar husband LOVES grannies and finds them extremely sexy. I on other hand hate and loath them and feel disgusting while wearing them. They are uncomfortable and all around hideous and it makes me angry how he's always pointing out that I'm not making him happy by not...
    blissfulmiss blissfulmiss
    36-40, F
    15 Responses Jun 25, 2012

    Oh, God!

     Maybe I should never say never.... but this I vow -- I will never wear granny panties!!!!  Why do women DO this to ourselves????
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    9 Responses Mar 24, 2009

    Not For Me

    I just cant see me in granny panties!!!! I love soft sexy underwear and I have a small body. So to see myself wearing granny panties is out of the question. I think my husband would think it is crazy if I did too.
    vermaybaden vermaybaden
    56-60, F
    Apr 27, 2011

    I Do Solemly Swear.....

    I will never EVER wear Granny panties so long as I live and breathe. I do wear the occasional High leg brief from Victoria's Secret but they are hardly Granny!! I like my body by Victoria hiphuggers and joe boxer bikini :-) as well as the low cut panties  that make it so...
    MegJgeM MegJgeM
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Mar 23, 2009

    Ew No.

    you're only ever going to look as hot as you feel. pretty sure i wouldnt be feeling very sexy in granny panties. besides, big is just not my style. but hey, to each his own.
    gypsysoul gypsysoul
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 8, 2009

    Too Much Fabric.

    Its not a style thing, and Im not trying to stay young forever, but thats just too much fabric. Theyre huge. So what, my underwear should come up higher than my pants? Or do the pants get higher too? In which case, I might as well go buy a bunch of leotards. If your undies come...
    xlyssajx xlyssajx
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Oct 8, 2008

    Burn Burn Burn!

    I love to wear bikini style panties, full lace panties, crotchless (oh so much fun), or thongs. Wearing revealing panties is so exciting because it's like your own little secret and then if someone does see... it's a surprise x) I like wearing thongs and corsets because it makes...
    SyFyMoth SyFyMoth
    Jun 18, 2009

    No Thankyou!

    I am sorry, but even though most people don't see them... I still like to wear cute underwear. And even when I get older... though I won't wear the kind of stuff I do now I am sure... I will never be cought dead in granny panties. Not only are they hideous... they can not be...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Aug 13, 2009

    No Way.

    Bikinis, lacy boyshorts, even the occasional thong is good.  So is going commando, on occasion!  Wearing nice underwear just makes me feel feminine and sexy, even if it's under a jeans and T-shirt. No granny bloomers for me!
    angeleyes2009 angeleyes2009
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Nov 20, 2008

    Unless Asked Really Really Nicely

    not of my own choice would I I feel underwear is first step in confidence for a girl, no matter whether it will be seen or not plus that would be the day that i would end up being run over by a bus and would render that warning of always wearing matching and clean underwear...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Sep 3, 2008

    Never Ever

    Never. There isn't much else to say about it. They're gross and unappealing to everyone. I would rather go free bird than wear granny panties.
    ArabellaBlythe ArabellaBlythe
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Aug 14, 2009

    Why Not?

    why not there so soft and nice but to high waist fore me,I love sexy lace silk panties and sexy apperal,girlly girl !!!!
    tammylynn58 tammylynn58
    31-35, T
    Aug 7, 2009
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