I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God

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    Not drunk right now. Gonna go rock climbing

    for while soon. Run around a lake or walk my dog. Got too many fun things to do to be drankin. Maybeh lata doe. So watch out. I'm pretty dangerous when drunk. Lol I IS BAD!!
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 6, 2014

    Dude I got drunk to get creative writing in,

    but now all I want to do is answer EP questions.
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness
    31-35, F
    Jan 14, 2015

    Totally drunk right now on two,

    thats right I said it, TWO MARGARITAS! I'm, I'm on my best friends couch shouting the lyrics to " Just a Friend " while her nine year old is trying to force feed me cupcake batter and marshmallows. I swear that kid had a drink herself. This is good alternative to pacing the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Nov 20, 2015
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