I Swear Too Much

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    I don't think there is any

    such thing as too much. Sometimes you can't get your point across without using the word **** ****** or ******* as in what a ******* moron.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Jan 27, 2015
    Krystal666 Krystal666
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Sep 6, 2014
    bookwormchic bookwormchic
    36-40, F
    May 15, 2014

    Potty Mouth!

    I work with a bunch of guys and I worked in a wear house. Need I say more?
    eastsidechick eastsidechick
    26-30, F
    Sep 17, 2007

    My goodness Best Buy,

    that was mighty ballsy. Sent me a survey to "tell them how they're doing" after making me FIGHT for $1000 back on a laptop that's a month old, and after a week not sending me any information on my new Mac that they had to order for me (because of course they have absolutely no...
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    5 Responses Nov 4, 2015

    I know it's not very lady like

    but I can't help it.
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    2 Responses Oct 16, 2015
    aliadele aliadele
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 8, 2015

    I know it's not very lady like

    but I can't help it.
    deleted deleted
    Oct 16, 2015

    I said I wasn't going to swear anymore,

    it's taking the **** I... Whoopsies, I've went and done it again. Seriously it's now just a habit that need to get out of
    thedimone thedimone
    13-15, F
    Aug 11, 2015
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    Oct 15, 2015

    Working in a kitchen with 3 guys

    and the fact my mind is in the gutter anyway really doesn't make for a polite mouth. Now I'm back in retail the transition is taking alot longer than originally thought. "Hi, how are you?" . . . . No response "Ok, go **** yourself then."
    tileesi tileesi
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Oct 17, 2015

    I know I swear too much.

    But hey I'm a truck driver. Dealing with all these fools out here will do it to ya.
    PineCone350 PineCone350
    31-35, M
    1 Response Oct 16, 2015

    Split Personality

    Its like i have two personalities... around my family i always used to be the good kid, my cousins swore constantly, father always swore... but i never did.. but when i entered high school... constantly around school cussin and swearing... when im at home and i get upset over...
    iGotMine8 iGotMine8
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 10, 2007

    I don't exactly swear out-loud (especially to

    people that I don't know very well, although there could be some exceptions) but I'm constantly swearing to myself inside my head whenever everything starts to irk me.
    LittleMidnight LittleMidnight
    1 Response Oct 16, 2015

    Oops Sorry!

    I'm an Aussie so next to eating vegemite and drinking beer, swearing is pretty much a trademark. I know it's not very ladylike and I never do it at work or in front of kids or people who may be offended by it, but around people I know in a casual situation I'm afraid I just let...
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    Feb 24, 2012

    Not Around My Mother!!!

    yeah, i cuss a lot, but so help me, not around my mom!  even though i am now almost thirty, one of her LOOKS will stop me in my tracks if i let a swear word slip in her presence!
    SunnyKris SunnyKris
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Sep 21, 2007

    Or Maybe Not Enough

    based on the crap I have to put up with on a daily basis, one could make the argument that I don't swear enough. As I get older, I am beginning to be more selective. I do find that the less I swear, the more effective it is when I do. It catches people off guard. :-)
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    5 Responses Apr 2, 2012

    I'm trying my best to cut down,

    but it's really difficult. I. hate swearing, I find it pretty gross. I don't mind other people swearing, I just hate hearing myself do it :-/
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    1 Response Jul 29, 2015

    i probably swear too much.

    oh ******* well
    Angelcum Angelcum
    18-21, F
    10 Responses Jan 27, 2015
    JVarhol JVarhol
    18-21, M
    Feb 18
    Iratelibrarian Iratelibrarian
    46-50, F
    1 Response Oct 15, 2015

    I'M Sorry, Could You Repeat That??

    I do swear too much. Maybe it's the pinup pirate avatar I've been wearing for so long that makes me curse like a sailor...but I must confess...Glowy has more than a "bit" of a potty mouth. It is something that I often worry about with the kids...I don't want them to pick up on...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Feb 6, 2013


    I'm finding it really tough to stop this nasty habit!  I through out bad language on a regular basis, but have enough control over it to not be called inappropriate at work and the such.  I have a terribly foul mouth. On one hand, I know I should curb it, but on the...
    debmichelle debmichelle
    Jun 2, 2008

    My Name Is Phidget and I Think I Was a Sailor In a Past Life...

    Or at least I've been told... hahaha... I swear like a drunken sailor whose wife cheated on him with his best friend and stole all his money... and alcohol... I know when I shouldn't cuss and I tend to abstain from doing so when I know I shouldn't... although at times I just can...
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    May 13, 2008


    I don't trust girls who don't swear at all. Like, how can you express anger, frustration, excitement, or any kind of emotion without swearing?
    clueless3 clueless3
    22-25, F
    Sep 18, 2013

    I know it's not very lady like

    but I can't help it.
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    Oct 16, 2015

    it's probably a fucken problem.

    but i don't fucken care.
    Evercross Evercross
    22-25, M
    1 Response Dec 3, 2015

    I used to get spanked

    for it as a kid but that had no effect. I still swear, especially when aggravated.
    HorseAngel33 HorseAngel33
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Nov 3, 2015

    I swear so much now. I've never been like

    that before, I just feel so comfortable now that it just comes naturally. It's part of my vocabulary now
    juliaek1 juliaek1
    16-17, F
    May 15, 2014

    Not In Front of the Kids

    i work with children and i realized that it had gotten pretty bad the other day when i caught myself swearing in front of one of the older kids without even blinking an eye lol  i've set a new goal to not swear for 3 days.  i'll renew it again on thursday :D
    trugingerbred trugingerbred
    26-30, F
    1 Response May 20, 2008

    It's not really a "swear"

    or a "bad" word if it's just a series of letters and/or sounds. Nigahiga made a video about this: "how come it's ok to say 'hate' when it's not ok to say '****'"
    MonkeyGirl0909 MonkeyGirl0909
    13-15, F
    Dec 26, 2014

    I do it and my parents always punis me

    for it. Like today I got span ked with the b elt and one reason was swearing.
    erik2000erik200 erik2000erik200
    16-17, M
    1 Response May 16, 2015

    I drop the f-bomb almost every other word.

    It's pretty much my only way I communicate.
    ksnaps ksnaps
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 13, 2014

    I Curse Without Knowing It

    I think I constantly drop swear words into conversation but I don't even realise it at this stage! I love cursing tho haha...altho creep is my new word so not much of a curser at the mo lol
    NiRiada NiRiada
    22-25, F
    Apr 17, 2008
    Brigit37 Brigit37
    41-45, F
    1 Response Nov 10, 2015
    cashetty69 cashetty69
    51-55, M
    Nov 5, 2015

    I do swear a lot I mostly say the F bomb

    and S.#....: I.T but besides those I don't swear much and swearing isn't that bad as others make it seem. They are only bad because people make it seem bad.
    PantyQueen95 PantyQueen95
    18-21, T
    Oct 26, 2015

    I want to stop swearing,

    but it's so f*cking hard!... Oops...
    Chrissaysyourock Chrissaysyourock
    18-21, M
    Aug 26, 2014

    C*nt F*cking Butt ****

    Ive gotten to the point of not even noticing when i swear. I don`t really care that much though -- my parents are cool with it - the teachers i have [at the moment] are cool with it -- they`re just fukcen words.
    diztrbd diztrbd
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 13, 2007

    Swear Like a Trooper

    its mainly when i get mad or passionate about something i tried to learn how to control it at work by saying chuffing alot so got nicknamed chufty taught my kids to use chuffing instead too but theres nowt like a damn good swear sometimes
    claracluck claracluck
    41-45, F
    Feb 17, 2008
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    2 Responses Feb 16

    What the ****!

    If there was one ******* thing that I could ******* change about my damned self it would be the ******* profanity... I ******* cuss pretty much every ******* time my damned mouth. **** I cant say a damned word with ******* dropping the ******* F-bomb...
    CallMeLee CallMeLee
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Nov 15, 2007
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