I Swear

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    I Curse Around People But Not AT People.

    As Billy Connolly said there's no English equivalent for ****. You never read "**** off" he hinted. Its not a limited vocabulary and its not a low intellect. Swear words deliver an impact. An impact only found by breaking that taboo. But i do reserve swearing for the right...
    Randomguy22 Randomguy22
    18-21, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Some people can pen point everything u do wrg

    but when it comes to correcting themselves the pen don't wrk
    Moneea Moneea
    22-25, F
    Apr 19, 2014

    Swearing Is OK

    I swear for emphasis. I swear when I'm among friends. "Swear words" are just that, words. Swear words are harmless, it's other uses of language that we have to be offended by. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2gQCHztRAE
    Smokeandpencils Smokeandpencils
    31-35, F
    Nov 8, 2013

    Only To Myself

    I never swear in front of others. I'm too shy D:
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer
    18-21, F
    Apr 23, 2013


    Yes I fuckking do swear.It's bad I know eh :/
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    3 Responses Jan 9, 2011

    Oh Shnap!

    What the ****? I mean What the duck!? I can't help it, it's the way I am. It makes things ten times funnier! And S*it has become just a word to me, not even considered a swear word anymore XD. There are some words I won't say, like the "N" word and I know I'm making you say it...
    PotPrincess PotPrincess
    18-21, F
    Sep 24, 2012

    I Swear Without Making a Sound

    Being the mother of a 6 year old child, I have learned not to swear - he started being a parrot at 2, so I decided that I would stop swearing. However, I still have the ****, ****, **** you *******, you **** head, dumb ****, etc. etc. etc. inside of me. ...
    childoftheland childoftheland
    46-50, F
    10 Responses Apr 2, 2009


    Nearly all of the time though I keep my swearing in my head... and most of the time when I do swear out loud I say it to myself... or when I'm on my own. Most people haven't actually ever heard me swear before and i think thats somewhat of an achievement actually :) lol
    BrokenAngelWishes BrokenAngelWishes
    18-21, F
    Oct 7, 2009

    I'm Christian but I swear.

    .. we all sin anyway... I cant help it either I get pissed off easily
    deleted deleted
    Mar 25, 2015

    And I Hate It When They Bleep It Out On Here

    Even in stories that are rated 18+!  You can't even say p*ss!  That's not even really a swear word, and an *** can also be a donkey!  Seriously, it's no fair that there will be no group called You Bet Your ***, I'm a Democrat!  The three asterisks just don't...
    lepamplemousse lepamplemousse
    22-25, F
    Apr 15, 2009

    I'm Afraid So

    I remember when my mum did shift work and early in the morning me and my brother had to get woken up so she could drive us to our grandparents house or child care group. On of those days my brother was bleeting at me to get out of bed, and I mumbled a sleepy 'f*** off!' He went...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 7, 2012

    It's not a bad thing

    if you know when to use it. Plus if I say it some were wrong like school I'll get defection and whipped by the belt
    jellybean0617 jellybean0617
    16-17, T
    1 Response Jun 9, 2015


    i do swear on the odd occasion!!! not very often in front of people, but when im on my own, and i get in a bad mood, the language that comes out of my mouth can get really bad lol!!!
    cowshed123 cowshed123
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Jan 8, 2011

    Oh Yea

    I swear all the ******* time. I think it has a lot to do with the way I was brought up, and having cursing around me ALL of the time. I don't curse TO anyone that I respect, but I often find myself cursing yes.
    deleted deleted
    Jan 30, 2013
    vertffy vertffy
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 8, 2015

    "oh, Gosh Darn It"

    Nope! I will not say "gosh darn it". My brain is hardwired for the tongue of a sailor and the agression of a bull. Especially of people give me bull. If I stub my toe, I can't hold back and say "ouch", I say "damn it!" I'm glad it doesn't bug my fiancé though. That would be real...
    MaiaTheBroken MaiaTheBroken
    18-21, F
    Jul 6, 2012


    I'm not proud of swearing. I don't mean to swear as often as I do. It's really become a bad habit at times....especially when I'm frustrated at work. Coworkers around my office have become used to my little rants for the most part....but my supervisor who resides just next...
    Lucidblue Lucidblue
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jan 8, 2011

    new word!!!

     Aye Aye, gotta fookin love this 1 - U dirty SHAGBAG!!! LMFAO!!!
    bubblegum84 bubblegum84
    26-30, F
    Nov 11, 2009

    But Only When I Am Mad

    and then i just can`t control it.but like the other story,if there is a kid around,i am quite about it.i useually will not write a curse word.but i have a time or two.
    ghostofmyself ghostofmyself
    4 Responses Apr 2, 2009

    Good bye metoo. It was fun

    while it lasted
    FarrelTaylor FarrelTaylor
    16-17, M
    Nov 5, 2015

    It Doesnt Go With Me.

    Im 5'1 and very young faced when im already 18. People take me for a polite and well mannered young lady, and in fact i am. but when i feel that the moment calls for it ill swear like a sailor.and i love the reaction i get form the men! Of corse i hold my tongue around company...
    DorindaUchiha DorindaUchiha
    16-17, F
    Dec 10, 2011

    Not Round Kids But.....

    I do have a potty mouth. When kids are around then fcking becomes flaming, stuff like that and I really watch my language! Where I grew up everyone swore a lot so it's just natural to me. I really try not to pass on my filthy mouth to my daughter though.
    Gemzaayy Gemzaayy
    31-35, F
    Feb 22, 2012

    most girls expect to date a nice guy

    so she hooks up with random men and he turns out to be an ******* she crys her rear end off and whines where are all the nice guys ...so when an accual nice guy comes along thats right for her shes like "hi FRIEND!!!/BRO!!" like really common either alot of girls pull that crap...
    sora1987 sora1987
    3 Responses Sep 3, 2014

    She didn't even blink,

    but I wouldn't know, we were talking over the phone.
    rose114 rose114
    18-21, F
    Apr 19, 2014

    Darn It

    Oh Fudge! Fiddlesticks! Darn it all to heck. Mouth need washing out with soap.
    AwesomeAngel AwesomeAngel
    22-25, F
    Jun 21, 2012

    I Tried, I Swear

    All my life I've been bullied..I've been called al the names in the book, and some not in there. I've been cutting ever since 5th grade, and I'm in 9th now. When I was in 7th grade, I told my best friend that I wanted to die, and she freaked and reported it. I'll never forgive...
    justcloseyoureyes justcloseyoureyes
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jul 6, 2012

    It is an automatic reaction of my brain having

    a conversation. Sometimes, I just cover my mouth.
    jeresey jeresey
    56-60, F
    Apr 1, 2014

    Definitely have the mouth of a trucker

    sometimes- which I'm told isn't "lady-like" but DAMN does it feel good to drop an f bomb now and then lol
    Harmony242 Harmony242
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 28, 2014

    All the Time.

    I am very "verbally passionate".  In my stories I don't hold back from using bad words.  Especially if I am mad.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 21, 2009


    just a little though.... though some people inspire more of than others    
    deleted deleted
    18 Responses Apr 23, 2009

    Some people can pen point everything u do wrg

    but when it comes to correcting themselves the pen don't wrk
    Moneea Moneea
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 19, 2014

    I think it's funny when people are

    overly-offended by swear words. I'm an adult, not a 6-year-old kid. Nor do I use that type of language around kids. But God damn it makes me laugh when people act like I just slapped them when I cuss!
    GirlInTheMountains GirlInTheMountains
    26-30, F
    Jan 10, 2015

    I ******* hate when I fuckinggg get stressed

    the **** out ashjktsfgjkjff blargh.
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    1 Response Apr 16, 2014

    Woman Have Been Literally Cursed

      The single most powerful example of the effect a curse can have is the very real example that Christian writers and Historians have had on the status of all women since the destruction of Wiccan.  Women in Christian culture have not come a long way in the last 2000...
    Dewduster Dewduster
    66-70, M
    4 Responses Apr 20, 2009

    ******' Hell Yeah!

     I'm afriad some words just don't give ya the right vibes or add the same emphasis as swear words, i mean i don't swear excessively like some people i know but sometimes you just can't help but go " ****!!"
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Apr 20, 2009

    Can anybody gimme a list of real standard swear

    words? Really need some. Language : English.
    Zach0007 Zach0007
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 13, 2014

    Trying To Cut Down

    I just want to swear a bit less, maybe make the words more powerful if I don't use them all the time like I do now.
    deleted deleted
    Feb 27, 2011

    Ive Cut Down a Lot Though.

    I do swear, when i have the need to, but i used to swear a lot. it doesnt really bother me, but im happy i dont swear as much as i used to. O_o
    LoveLindseyMusic420 LoveLindseyMusic420
    18-21, F
    Aug 28, 2009

    you made this way more complicated

    than it ever needed to be my love.
    Alexdrunkunc Alexdrunkunc
    1 Response Mar 18, 2014

    I do and I don't understand

    why people say its bad and censor it from TV because what's that going to do , people swear get over it its just a sound that has a meaning just like every other word.
    DannibalLecter99 DannibalLecter99
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jan 15, 2015
    cashetty69 cashetty69
    51-55, M
    Sep 12, 2015
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