Ooh! Cute guy at 3 O'clock... 2 O'clock... 1 O'clock... 12 O' clock .....
What's the o clock when you're lying on your back?
I might be warming up to the 21 year old. Saw him after two months of the worst text fights ever. I knew if we just met, it would set things right. It probably would have worked...
I don't usually say this but what the hell is wrong with me??!!
I'm living out my teenage fantasies and I don't care what anyone thinks. Acting one's age in certain matters is stupid.
I hate you for the games you're playing!!
You're hurt because i rejected you when you said you wanted to sleep with me. How could I!! I cannot get past our age differences! I can...
Note to self: check iMs tomorrow when you wake up.
You may have agreed to have sex with someone that night. :-/
The things guys think women are turned on by when they're pretending to be women online... Smh.
I want to learn how to listen with others blow up or clam up. I find it very difficult to be yelled at or deal with someone who becomes like a "stone wall" and refuses to talk. I...
Yet, I do find specific traits and morals that certain cultures have, as unique and admirable. For instance, I love Greek History like Sparta's fighting ethics and my favorite tv...
That moment when people talk about their relationship, and how it's working so well ect.
I really try to be happy for those people, but in truth I just feel like someone is waving...
well yea don't dance around what you're trying to say. Just flat out say it! Say what you mean and save both of our times so we can move on. Don't slowly spell it out for me. Don't...
I need you close
I need you closer...
They are really horrible!!!
I’m not interested in your dicks!!
STOP being SICK!!!!
Nothing ruins romance like parenting.
Having a need fulfilled.... His niceness, his thoughtfulness, his command of chivalry and the English language..... And then his strong, taut body atop me... Me reaching those...
Shouldn't mouth and uncouth be pronounced the same way?
Why aren't there any songs about thre.e.somes?
By the end of this year, I will have gone to more funerals than weddings and birthday parties combined.
I guess befriending me is fatal.
**** that only happens to me:
Go to a funeral, get hit on by a drunk cousin.
At least he was cute.
Some drink to remember
Some drink to forget..
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
The very next day you gave it away
This to save me from tears
I'll cut your f******g balls off and land you in a wheelchair.
I do not have a drinking problem.
I have a Churchillian relationship with alcohol: I can crack jokes and govern England and do anything I want. Except not drink.
Man, I love teasing those young twenty-something year old whippersnappers, letting them think they have a chance with me. I'm loving being such a bit**.
Someday, I just know it, it's all gonna come back and bite me on my juicy ***.
Going to see a much disliked uncle. Ugh. Not even gonna bother to look nice or anything.
****. This really hurts. Like really.
Sometimes I forget how big he is....
Now am I wrong?
For thinking that we could be something for real?
My life and people around me is better than ever :)
Probably in this month the baby is coming!
My friend got married,and she is having a baby girl!
Another friend is going to...
But if the shoe 👟fits then wear it! Just saying ✌