BANG BANG THUD THUD CRASH CRASH. "Eek, Mr Ketchup woke up rather
started. Help Help,!! he shot out of bed and darted so quickly
like an acrobatic on a trampoline however, His foot became trapped,
between the wardrobe. well as you can imagine how painful it was
My vision of the happiest moment of my life starts by marrying her
The proposal would be on a hill at night overlooking our small town with the stars shining upon it
I would tell her to look at something at the bottom of the hill to distract her, then when she turns around I...
It seems to be my greatest attribute. From one corner of this little city I know people from work life or social life and run into many in the course of a week. My strength in work and social life ios the ability to put people at ease and get a smile or genuine laugh...
Trouble again for Mr Ketchup....
The following morning Mr Ketchup decided
to rise early and catch clothes sale. It was
6 am in the morning and poor old Mr Ketchup
thought he would begin his day with some
left over porridge from the night before
but O dearly me the flies made...
Sunday morning and the sun shone ever so brightly.
Mr Ketchup appeared to be busy tidying up the left
over dishes from the night before. Haggis was busy
cooking breakfast the smell of bacon sizzling in
the frying pan and a half of dozen eggs cooking
in the other pan it almost...
Poor old Mr Ketchup was so down in the dumps
as nobody remembered it was his birthday.
and O dear tears began to roll down his cheeks
like water from a tap, in fact he cried that much
that he went through umpteen packs of tissues.
His face looked like a big red quashed tomato...
Finally the day for Mr Ketchup's tea party arrived and Oh boy everything
was Topsy turvy Mr Ketchup seemed to be in a pickle with still plenty to organize.
The time on the grandfather clock struck eleven o clock,
time just wasn't on his side. Poor old Mr Ketchup he...
A couple of months ago i went to my cousins 21st party. and i met all of my cousins friends, and they all are sound and good craic. Anyway, a stories came up about my cousin eating everything over in one of his friends house. and he said"
"the 3 most things I eat in your house...