I Talk About Kids In Church

It's a joke, son. 3 People

    The Easter Dress.

    A minister had an age five child come up to the alter to talk about Easter Time. After attaching a microphone to her, he commented on how nice her Easter Dress looked. The little girl lit up and said "And mom said it was a ***** to iron."
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    Mar 12, 2010

    Reese- Age Three

    "Our father, who art in heaven. HArold is his name. Amen."
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    Jan 31, 2010

    The Seagull

    Father and son were at the beach. SOn saw a dead seagull and asked dad what happend. Dad said the bird died and went to heaven. THe son asked "Did God throw him badk down?"
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    Feb 14, 2010

    Wisdom Of A Girl - Age Four

    The teacher wants to known the importance of being quiet in church-She said "So u don't wake people."
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    The Christianing

    Ed attended the christianing of his little brother. Ed cried all until he got home. His father asked what was wrong. ED replied " The preacher wants us to bring up little brother in a Christian home. But I want to be with u."
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    Unknown - Age Four

    "Forgive our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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    Jan 31, 2010
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