I Talk to My Dog

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    I've never not talked to my dog.  Or other animals, for that matter.  I'm the weirdo on the block that tethers her cats- 3- out in the garden for an hour at night then hauls their furry rumps back into the safety of the house.  And yeah, I talk to them and yeah, they know my...
    patrioticgardener patrioticgardener
    Oct 7, 2011

    Seems to Listen

    Without judging, or downsizing my complaints.  I talk to my horse more than my dog really, but it's nice to know they will never tell what I have told them.  Sworn pact of confidence...
    filthydieseltech filthydieseltech
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 23, 2009

    Got the boy with me today

    for work. At least I get some company for the morning, someone or something to talk too haha
    CountryPayton CountryPayton
    22-25, F
    May 6, 2015

    His my Best mate , and I can tell him

    everything , and he never judges me , lol and is so loyal too
    wishingwellguy wishingwellguy
    36-40, M
    Apr 12, 2016

    He's a pretty great dude to talk to -- great

    for the stupid conversation and even more so for the serious topics. He's even awesome to smoke a blunt with!
    deleted deleted
    Jul 9, 2015

    🐾my puppy always is there

    when I'm having a hard day. He always knows how to make me smile when I'm crying🐾
    SalmaChuu SalmaChuu
    18-21, F
    May 15, 2014

    I talk to my dog but she never talks back.

    Lazy b-word 😂 (female dog humor.)
    PencioliaLuna PencioliaLuna
    18-21, F
    Mar 13, 2014

    I just had a big talk to my dog about eating

    both the couches... ******* *******! I love you!
    AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 17, 2014

    Sometimes I wonder if dogs can hear us.

    . If they can, ****, I'm in trouble.
    50ShadesOfDepression 50ShadesOfDepression
    16-17, F
    Mar 12, 2016

    And They Listen

    Isn't  that the reason we talk to our Dogs..or any pet? They certainly are listening.  Animals know words, tone and intent. They have soothing eyes which makeup for the lack of a voice.  What a dog might say is unknown but I believe it would be wise and loving.  
    wiseowl wiseowl
    61-65, F
    2 Responses Feb 1, 2011

    Mine And Everybody Else's Too

    i went to a 'family fun day' on base today. there were quite a few people there with dogs, and i talked to them all! i actually had a pretty good time. i think it wouldn't have been nearly so much fun if the other dogs weren't there to play with mine. i got to lots of funny...
    juggalove juggalove
    31-35, F
    May 27, 2010

    Does anyone else have a dog

    that silently farts . Looks right at you and walks away as you pass out?
    dffawvzf dffawvzf
    26-30, F
    May 14, 2014

    She's about the best conversation I have

    that day. Depending on the day. Here's a POV of Shiva and I in conversation. She's a 4lb. chihuahua, so her vantage is a little different. :)
    iamcass iamcass
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 6, 2014


    Come here, sit down, go out side. Basically all of the normal stuff so yeah i talk to the dogs.
    Arorin Arorin
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Mar 25, 2010

    It's cheaper than therapy

    and it's safer than a diary.
    allymacc allymacc
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Jun 7, 2014

    Not Pet Talk Or Baby Talk

    I talk to my dog but in the same way I would talk to anyone else. Obviously we don't have conversations because he doesn't respond verbally but I don't limit myself to pet talk. I often say things to him in a typical tone of voice because even though I know logically he can't...
    chrysalid chrysalid
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 11, 2012

    I can't imagine life without my dog.

    She is every ounce of love that I have. She is the light of my life. I don't know how else to express that I love her with all of my heart and more. If I ever love someone like I love her then that person will be 'The One', but I am more than happy to love my dog. Because she is...
    June4562 June4562
    18-21, F
    Jun 20, 2014

    I think it's quite funny

    that I talk to my dog. I ask questions like he's going to reply back to me. He just looks at me like, what the hell are you saying.
    IntrovertedHuman IntrovertedHuman
    18-21, F
    Mar 13, 2014
    N8tehgr8 N8tehgr8
    31-35, M
    May 15, 2014

    Why Not?

    I always talk to my dog. She is my baby. I ask her how shes doing, wanna go for a ride, want a doggie snack, need to go potty,whos been a good girl? I have many questions for her. I tell her about my day, where i have been, my conversations and everything. She understands more...
    kiki1956 kiki1956
    56-60, F
    1 Response Mar 25, 2012
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