I Talk to the Tv

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    It Can't Hear You

    It can't hear you. That's the one thing my mom never ever fails to remind me about at least once a day. If we are watching a Game Show and I know the answer, I will tell it to the TV repeatedly like I'm assuming the more I say it, the more likely it can hear me. When we watch a...
    Nutmeg2790 Nutmeg2790
    18-21, F
    Aug 16, 2009

    Not So Silently Going Mad Lol

    My fiance works, and I study, so I am alone and lonely for a huge portion of the day. So, yes, I talk to the TV lol. I tell Dr Phil's guests what's wrong with them, I call Oprah bad names, I make suggestions that no-one ever listens to (wonder why? lol), I talk about how funny...
    sugarburn sugarburn
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jun 26, 2008

    And Other Inatimate objects

    I always have. A client of mine (who did hear voices) once told me that as long as they didn't talk back, you're doing ok. Well, the TV is allowed to talk back. At least if it's on!
    GodlessSexMachine GodlessSexMachine
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 8, 2008

    I Know They Can't Hear Me In There

    but come on, sometimes i just can't resist yelling something at the tv, particularly if i'm watching sports or a good horror movie. maybe one of these days they'll start taking my advice...the people inside the tv, that is.
    runnagirrl runnagirrl
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 26, 2008


    I comment on basketball games just like tonight when I was watching the Wizards and the Celtics play.  Everybody, guess who won that game?  And sometimes I question the decisions and actions of the characters the actors are playing on tv shows, and praise the good...
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Dec 11, 2008


    It's all I've got that I can talk to...
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    Mar 26, 2008

    Well, Hmm...

    It's a sad stereotype that my race is known to talk back at the screen, tv or movies. I don't like stereotypes, so I hate to admit this... but it's true. I do talk to the screen sometimes! :-o When I hear a good point being made on tv, I will nod my head and say out-loud, "...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Jan 19, 2009

    Does This Count??

    sometimes (OK most of the time,) i scream at the TV that "I think you're all a-holes and i can't wait for extinction!!!!"
    grouchyoldman grouchyoldman
    41-45, M
    Mar 26, 2008


    Weakest link, I swear I know all the answers!!! Any American debates and I end up screaming at the TV. British ones I just mutter at them. Trisha and Jeremy Kile *FLIPPIN HECK YOUR 13 STOP PUTTING NAKED PICTURES OF YOU ON THE INTERNET AND TRYING TO GET PREGNANT* happened a few...
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 27, 2008

    I Am the Son of God

    I was walking to town one day and a hand touched me ever since ive been able to talk to people thru mind power. Some people call me a hero some even actually call me god. Now i didnt go mad and three days l8r i met him. The one .   .  . GOD. Now you might not...
    sonofgod sonofgod
    Aug 27, 2008
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