I Tell Dry Jokes

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    Hey Bass Player

    A guitarist went to the doctor and told him he was starting to miss his beat while playing. He was afraid he was going to lose his gigs.. The doctor suggested he leave his brain with him so he could run some tests. After several weeks the doctor saw the guy on the street and...
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Aug 26, 2008

    Did You Hear The One......

    About the invisible man? He married an invisible woman...........their kids are nothing to look at either!
    oceaneyedgirl79 oceaneyedgirl79
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 2, 2012

    For My Friend Bassplayer

    Q: Why can't many bass players get through the door? A:They either can't find the key or don't know when to come in.   Q: How do you know when the stage is level? A: When the bass player is drooling out of both sides of his...
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    14 Responses May 25, 2008

    Race Horses

    'Won one' was a race horse 'Want to' was one too When one day 'Won one' won one Then 'Want to' won one too -i know... .. . .
    jayciedubb jayciedubb
    46-50, M
    Sep 16, 2012

    Unique Rabbits

    Q1: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A1: It's easy, unique up on it. Q2: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A2: -tame way. Unique up on it.
    jayciedubb jayciedubb
    46-50, M
    Sep 16, 2012
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