A guitarist went to the doctor and told him he was starting to miss his beat while playing. He was afraid he was going to lose his gigs..
The doctor suggested he leave his brain with him so he could run some tests.
After several weeks the doctor saw the guy on the street and...
Q: Why can't many bass players get through the door?
A:They either can't find the key or don't know when to come in.
Q: How do you know when the stage is level?
A: When the bass player is drooling out of both sides of his...