I Tell People When Their Fly Is Open

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 46 People

    Unless.

    What kind of ******* actually does that in public? what did you save them from? Keeping them from getting seen with their fly down? nuh uh... you made every body in the room look at the person you just helped... And who the hell walks around checking out everyone's zipper? What...
    TheDaken TheDaken
    26-30, M
    Nov 6, 2012

    I Try

    i do but i feel weird because they probably think i'm looking down there!
    LoveLindseyMusic420 LoveLindseyMusic420
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 8, 2009

    Not That I'm Always Looking Down There

    I never did get how someone forgets to zip their zipper. I consider myself sort of a zipper police. Whenever I see an open fly, I make sure I take the proper measures to get that fly zipped. Once done, the world is back in order. I think I told four people this week of such...
    vanessa34 vanessa34
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Jun 7, 2009

    Embarrasing Situations

    If my fly was unzipped I would want someone to tell me discreetly.
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jun 7, 2009

    I Don't Want a Credit Card Thanks, Ps Your Fly Is Down.

    I was approached by young lady in a shopping centre one day trying to get people to sign up for American Express cards.  When I turned to see who was talking at me I couldn’t help but notice her fly was down, so I told her, as you do.  The poor...
    Dropbear Dropbear
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Jun 7, 2009
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