I Tend to Be Sarcastic

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    15 Years Down The Drain Cuz I Called Her Stupid

    Seriously, I can't say anything sarcastic without somebody staring or gasping at me like I killed someone. Like oh no she didn't just say that. Really though? I'm sarcastic when needed and I know not to take it too far. There are A LOT of people in this world who take anything...
    Hollyvm92 Hollyvm92
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 1, 2012

    I love how in scary movies the person yells out,

    'HELLO?' As if the killer is going to be like, 'YEAH, IM IN THE KITCHEN, WANT A SANDWICH?'
    Angieinthewonderland Angieinthewonderland
    22-25, F
    Apr 17, 2015

    My Horrible Sarcasticness part1 horrible sarcasm

    Anyway i am really sarcastic, example, from a few days ago Friend Kimberly : hey like my new shoes? Me : yeah, I love them! U see, the shoes were ugly and for some reason in style but i thought there were ugly, and more of my horrible sarcasticness Kimberly : hey this awesome...
    Coolpeestories Coolpeestories
    22-25, F
    Jun 12, 2013


    Story of my life.I use sarcasm whenever I am feeling spunky. And surprisingly Im currently feeling a bit spunky.
    killerbunnygirl killerbunnygirl
    13-15, F
    Nov 27, 2012

    In My Case, Both Practical and Fun

    And I don't know when to stop, sometimes.  Usually, I keep a lid on the whole kit and kaboodle.  But get me going, and I can get to be too much. It just occurred to me, as a started writing this, that I sometimes use sarcasm as a means of expressing my insecurity. ...
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jun 10, 2009

    So Misunderstood

    My friends do not have a sarcastic bone in their body. I am sarcastic, almost all the time. The only one who ever gets it is Lauren. Everyone else looks at me and is all "what are you talking about" even my parents don't get it. I feel like the world hasn't been introduced to it...
    dreamtobe dreamtobe
    13-15, F
    Jun 20, 2010

    Is This Sarcasm Or Dark Humour

    One day, I was out with my daughter when she told me that there had been a terrible accident close to her home.A man had been killed and **he had been cut clean in half. I, of course, asked her how he had been cut in half. She didn't know. I asked her what kind of accident it was...
    Serenitree Serenitree
    70+, F
    2 Responses Jan 25, 2013

    And far too often. Most people follow along

    with it but there are those who are offended by it. Have to be careful.
    kellmh kellmh
    13-15, F
    1 Response Feb 15

    My parents are currently mad at me

    because I somehow managed to sass the dentist with a bunch of knives, mirrors, and cotton balls in my mouth. Rather than get pissed I've taken this as a compliment. I was unaware my skills were on that level. The lady must have been really burned by my gurgling. Or my squinting...
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids
    16-17, F
    Apr 17, 2015

    Unfortunately A Lot Of People Can'T Seem To Tell When I'M Being Sarcastic

    Same goes for making a joke. For people who don't know me very well, I have to be careful what I say because my sarcasm doesn't always sound that way. I'm not sure why. I guess I'm just cursed with a disease that everything I say ends up sounding deathly sincere. My voice...
    lauren71 lauren71
    41-45, F
    Mar 3, 2013

    Try to understand some people is like trying to

    pick up a turd by the clean end.
    Angieinthewonderland Angieinthewonderland
    22-25, F
    Apr 17, 2015

    Sarcastic Much?

    I tend to be sarcastic...alot. Like my vocabulary is mostly sarcasm, rude sarcasm at that, but that's what make me different :3 I get comments on my sarcastic tendencies, but oh well! X3
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan
    3 Responses Nov 13, 2013

    Couldn't Help It

    Sometimes I just can't help it. I had someone the other day ask what was in my steaming mug. Of course, it was my daily Hot Chocolate, something I thought she knew. So I told her I'd taken up drinking glue. I couldn't resist. I think she actually believed me for a moment.
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 21, 2007

    Never argue with stupid people.

    They'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
    Angieinthewonderland Angieinthewonderland
    22-25, F
    Apr 17, 2015

    Intellectual Smart-***, Social Dumb-***

    About a month ago or so, there was a question asking about our thoughts on the many worlds theory of quantum physics. I answer with the following: "Why do you care what other people think?" - Richard Feynman. The asker was commenting on the answers he was receiving, so I was...
    deleted deleted
    Aug 7, 2010

    Customer Service

    I used to work as a cashier and I got to use my sarcastic voice a lot. My two favourite sarcasm moments: Customer: Can I pay cash? Me: No. You can only pay in physical labour or family members. Customer #1: What happens if I set the alarm off on the way out? Me (straight...
    IPaintMyCheeks IPaintMyCheeks
    3 Responses Jan 2, 2009

    No, You're Serious? -.o

    I absolutely love my sarcasm. It's just a part of who I am. Mostly everyone I hang out with on a daily basis knows this. My best friend told me she was very grateful that it remained no matter what time of the day (or night, in that case) it was, nor how much alcohol I had drank...
    Jackie33 Jackie33
    Feb 6, 2012

    I Love Sarcasm

    I love sarcastic people. Here lately though I haven't been able to think of anything but about a pup that was brutally murdered.  Please go to www.care2.com and read the story and sign the petition to put those scumbags behind bars. Lets help this grieving puppy's owner get...
    betchaboots betchaboots
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jan 3, 2009

    My Sarcasm

    I dont mean to be sometimes but i just cant help it, it just comes outa me..It can get me in trouble sometimes and people take me too seriously and I have to explain to them that I was just being sarcastic.
    mysterious77 mysterious77
    Jan 14, 2013

    My apologies ahead of time.

    I have no control over my mouth. Sarcastic I am 99% of the time. The rest of the time, I'm asleep. :-D
    deleted deleted
    Feb 25

    I speak 3 languages: English,

    French, and Sarcasm.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Nov 14, 2015
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