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I The Defective Parrot

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    I feel defective for many many many reasons but there are times when I look at them with a clear mind and think I'm being weird about it. So here is a list of concerns. 1. Spend a...
    BoronActiniumOxygenNitrogen BoronActiniumOxygenNitrogen 13-15, F Jul 1

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    So glad the word "ugh"was invented
    ItsJamNotJelly ItsJamNotJelly 13-15, F Jul 1

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    There was this magician who had a job on a cruise liner, entertaining the passengers with a nightly show. He was very successful in his job and there was always a full house at all...
    darkice123 darkice123 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 17

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    So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Jul 7

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    So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that...
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    So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that...
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    So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 4 Responses Jul 7

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    JESUS & THE ROBBER A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Startled, he asks, "Who said that?" Again, the voice says, "Jesus is watching you...
    ferrer95 ferrer95 18-21, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    Spike (I would like to dedicate this to ExtremeNextHTNF because she showed me this...hahahaha) Ms Vickie’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had...
    EmotionalPrincess EmotionalPrincess 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 14

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    The Boss Previous Next One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F Jul 1

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    I have grown up with this deficiency. I am used to being the weird looking guy, and coming to grips with the fact that I fight an uphill battle trying to control my weight. If I...
    bigsully0511 bigsully0511 31-35 2 days ago

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    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    I get frusrated so often when i write. My mind and heart says one thing but my hands are like a different part of me.like someone else body hooked to my brain. Some zombie or...
    WildSherry13 WildSherry13 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Feels like everyone is leaving me. What will happen when there is no one left? I used to feel like I mattered but now No one understands or cares what's happening to me on the...
    naomilocke2444 naomilocke2444 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    I suffered a tbi when I was 16 years old while playing high school football!! I suffered a brain hemmorage and a stroke!! I was wearing a defective football helmet!! It's because...
    bdropkin bdropkin 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    you know in a way you people are brilliant I dont mean brilliant in the normal sense. I mean in the way your behaviour is designed. People not being able to to tell if someone is...
    UltimateDemiGoddessSam UltimateDemiGoddessSam 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 16

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    What you want people to see are tough guys who push people around because they are scared of how tough you are. In other words the way you wear your tough guy berets frightens...
    RichardIsaFFFFaggot RichardIsaFFFFaggot 70+, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    It's like in the Lord of the Rings when Smeagol says to Gollum, "Go away, and never come back!" and then starts laughing and jumping up and down, shouting, "Smeagol is free!" That...
    selbeditor selbeditor 18-21, F Jul 18

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    Some days I feel so lonely. Even though Facebook and my Contacts are full of people I know, I never hear from them. I'm never genuinely invited to things, and when I am, I'm so...
    nickrif nickrif 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 21

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    I recently got diagnosed with ADD. It makes sense when I think about it but while it gives me some hope of achieving academic sucess. It feels like I am defective...its a bit of a...
    drakneko drakneko 22-25, T 1 Response Jul 23

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    I have this feeling inside that i wouldn't like me if i met me. It seems like a losing fight, if you can see thru my eyes then you'd believe me. The truth is that i'm overrated, I...
    TheEnemyWithin TheEnemyWithin 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    The post on the BPD Family website gave me some huge insight into myself. It also rang true of my relationships in life. I hope it helps some of you... http://bpdfamily.com...
    ManMovingForward ManMovingForward 41-45, M 6 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    The jokes like..... "Dude....you were really drunk up last night......" "What? No....i wasnt...." "you were.....coz you threw my parrot against the wall and shouted...YOU ANGRY...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 1

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    There isnt a single time in my life i remember in which there isnt a pet or animal present. Ive always had a fascination with animals for as long as i could remember. I currently...
    Reef182 Reef182 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    no Mungo, never kill a customer .... hint this parrot is bleeding demised
    quantumike quantumike 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 3

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    Faster then a cheetah, louder then a lions roar. sneaker then a fox, quite like the wind, mysterious like the sea, like a bird in a cage ready to be set free. Loyal as a dog...
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 4

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    What does a Orangutan learn first in school? The Apey-cees! What gives a orangutan good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school! What happens if you cross a parrot with a...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F Jul 4

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    I love my children... no matter what and wouldn't miss a day with them! But OTHER peoples' kids? No babysitting, no running around my house, no parroting your idiot parents...
    MooMooKittyKat MooMooKittyKat 31-35, F Jul 5

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    look every.......yak pow like ....... daisy carrot purple velvet rain of sunflowers.......she rides a sled pulled by .........richard.......pedo .. . . she self flagellation...
    UltimateDemiGoddessSam UltimateDemiGoddessSam 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    Even before Harry potter I wanted to be friends with a snow owl....not to keep in my house and never let it fly like some parrot but to go outside and it'll perhaps perch on a...
    sg1989 sg1989 22-25, F Jul 13

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    I'm actually introverted and serious in real life. But when I'm online, I could be as talkative as a parrot XD
    jesssaying1997 jesssaying1997 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    Is a parrot and odd mutation between pickles and carrots?
    jenn133 jenn133 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 18

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    *Visit Ireland, Germany, Brazil, Japan and Holland, *Have a column in an Investment publication, *Get Breast augmentation, *Immigrate, *Own my own Home and Business, *Laze on...
    Awakening29 Awakening29 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    Attractive man in my eyes🚹 Intelligence, you can have a amazing body but with out brains it's like talking to a manikin. I love height, I've had boyfriends in the past that...
    MacKenzie31113 MacKenzie31113 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    This is what i like in a guy. 1. Kind, polite and had manners e.g. Opening a door for me. 2. Preferably tall but that doesn't really concern me. 3. Loves to cuddle. 4. Likes to go...
    tidget tidget 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 22

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    Every day I notice more and more how little I have in common with the people around me. I feel so isolated. Almost as if I am a pigeon between a group of parrots. We all get...
    AnomalousEarthling AnomalousEarthling 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I have a parrot and his name is Gozmo
    Sparkles321 Sparkles321 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    It's the only kind where I can watch the actual cartoon without referring to the subtitles for understanding! I don't care if Gilbert Gottfried is doing the voices! I'd actually...
    Geopion Geopion 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My parents took my brother & I to Rio De Janeiro in South America when I was 12. We stayed for 2 weeks. I will never forget that trip! Men with machine guns on top of all the...
    sandybeaches4me sandybeaches4me 41-45, F 2 days ago

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