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I The Defective Parrot

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    A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars." "Why does...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 7 Responses May 13

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    A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. In this moment the parrot said, "Your fly is...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 26

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    Yes.. sometimes, I do think birds and animals are far better than humans in many aspects . They don't judge you or criticise you or betray you. I just want to share an amazing...
    PrincessOdette PrincessOdette 22-25, F May 11

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    i know you dont love me but still i wonder often where is the girl that my heart believes loves me i will write some desires i want to play tennis with you some need for speed...
    Mdesires Mdesires 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Ronnie goes to the auction. He notices a parrot that was on auction. Ronnie decides to bid for it and so Ronnie starts off with 50 Dollars. Auctioneer: 50 Dollars Voice: 100...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Highly Trained Parrot A man goes into a pet shop and sees a beautiful parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to its right leg. "What are those...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Here is an adorable picture gallery of cutesy animal pictures. :) http://bit.ly/1ENeFE6 To clarify on what types of animal pictures these are, here are a few descriptions: a...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F May 3

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    Specially when you have to do your homework and the only place you can do it is in the library. Now I know how it feels like to be near parrots (loud people) and now I know I...
    SingingHeaven47 SingingHeaven47 18-21, F May 5

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    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY I (bearly) made it to Mass today! It was lovely. Of course Mary was a focus more than usual with it being Mother's Day. And in the spirit of acting out the...
    stufy stufy 46-50 1 Response May 10

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    I really don't get whats with this "hot" body or "cool" guy thing. I mean, it's a body, not a cup of tea. Also, can a person be really cold? I mean temperature- and fever-wise, yes...
    Maaren Maaren 16-17, M Apr 29

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    This is the most insecure woman on the planet. She wants to control everything without having done any research or planning and absolutely loses her mind when she's ignored or...
    JaxyBaine JaxyBaine 26-30, F 1 Response May 1

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    Sometimes I feel like I am so anxious that I ruin relationships with the people around me. I feel annoying and defective when people seem to distance themselves.
    littlefox2 littlefox2 26-30, F 1 Response May 4

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    ever since I was a baby I've had 16 heart surgeries because of a defective heart valve it took doctors several tries to fix it when they finally put in a mechanical valve and now...
    jjw1992 jjw1992 22-25, M 2 Responses May 5

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    This society, this world, is like a car that has defective breaks and steering wheel going down the road. No matter who is in the driver set nothing will change. Nothing can be...
    alienatedvirus alienatedvirus 18-21, M May 8

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    Its happening again. At the moment my self esteem, as I've realised over the years is faltering and recently flatlinning. These days its just barely beyond functioning. I've lived...
    lass1 lass1 41-45, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    My MIL is passive-aggressive, controlling, two-faced, hypocritical, manipulative person. When I first met her, she was wonderful; big personality, loving, and outgoing...Until she...
    NoMorePainNoMoreGuilt NoMorePainNoMoreGuilt 31-35, F 8 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I used to have a parrot that could talk. He was an amazing animal that used to make me laugh and at times it was almost like having a friend around. It's a tragedy that he never...
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 3 Responses Apr 30

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    Cash Cash - Lightning Longer stories are less dramatic, heres a script:D Barney? Yes How are you? Yes What's up? Yes Are you okay? Yes Do you like rumours? Yes Are you gay? Yes...
    Denzebarrrn Denzebarrrn 18-21, M May 9

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    Especially parrots. I just want to hug them and love them
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F 1 Response May 12

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    This is for those who are currently in a cycle of unhelpful thinking and can't seem to lift themselves... This might be a help http://www.getselfhelp.co.uk/parrot.htm
    HelterSkelter1 HelterSkelter1 22-25, M May 14

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    I am sick and tired and fed-up with the impulsive immaturity that spews out of Australian mouths. And that is: Where there is serious debate and disagreement between people who...
    tonino60 tonino60 51-55, M 7 Responses May 15

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    1.) I'm a father. 2.) I'm remarried. 3.) I'm a DSP. 4.) I used to be a pro wrestler for an Indy promotion. 5.) I boxed in a "tough man" competition and took a severe beating. 6.) I...
    RocknRollCowboy71 RocknRollCowboy71 41-45, M May 16

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    Polygon: A dead parrot
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses May 17

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    YOU DON’T KNOW THE COST MILLIONAIRE KNOWSIt’s impossible, very popular phrase, but for millionaires seems in different context I. M. POSSIBLE? Millionaires Lock their...
    millionairewish millionairewish 31-35, M 5 days ago

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