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    This is incorrect. I have walked a dog, choked a chicken, even spanked a monkey! But I have never slapped a monkey with a dead parrot ;)
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    It's the only language them primates understand!...
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    Trust me. The bastard deserved it!!!!!
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    The Yiddish Parrot Meyer, a lonely widower, was walking home one day. He was wishing something wonderful would happen to his life when he passed a pet store and heard a squawking...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 14

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    A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever...
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    You donR17;t wish to include just about anything on the backed up liquid That may react terribly for the chemicals during the cleaner. Also donR17;t try out taking away the trap...
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    Initially, fill the sink basin with drinking water. Block any different stores, including the sink overflow, and after that begin to press the plunger with many sturdy strokes. In...
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    So a fella buys a female parrot. Looks beautiful! But the mouth on her!!!! Foulest language you could imagine!!! And some you can't! "My name is Becky and I like to ****!" Anyway...
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    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the...
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    We have combined advice. In some cases drain cleaners operate very properly, and these substances contain the "magic bullet" attraction: pour some goop into your gradual or clogged...
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    HACKER SOVEREIGN RP18 ( 1964 - 1967 ) I was considering chucking this out but I had found a vintage radio repairer online who took his soldering iron to it and renewed the...
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    Use of a global debit card is limited to the primary account balance, thereby keeping the holder from racking up debt as a result of its own use, or being charged interest, late...
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    Multi-currency accounts are quite common in offshore banks. These are quite adaptive in they permit you to maintain many different monies in the same account. You've account number...
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    St. Lucia is the sole place on World birdwatching enthusiasts will spot the rare St. Lucia parrot (Amazona Versicolor) which is called jaco or jacquot by islanders. Once on the...
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    Other fine beaches on the Caribbean shore contain the seashore at Laborie, the fishing village between Choiseul and Vieux Fort, as well as Anse Cochon, south of Marigot Bay and...
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    I could easily list many examples of uses that are valid for offshore debit cards that are legal. But this is another article's subject. Let's just say they're one essential tool...
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    Your personal savings, investments, assets or company profits can almost grow freely without the taxation. However do keep in your mind that this is just not tax avoidance but easy...
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    You'll be able to decide whether to choose a strategy in the home country or offshore the strategy. The corporate services could be hired to preserve your assets against the claims...
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    In for particular kinds of purchases, including car rental, accommodation, or gas, as well as some nations, the bank may place a hold on funds much greater compared to the actual...
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    A black guy walks into a bar... He's got a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender asks, "Hey that's a cool pet where'd you get him?" to which the parrot replied "Africa! they...
    AtheistsAreDumb AtheistsAreDumb 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    "Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! You know this song, parrot? Feel free to join in anytime. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads. Drink up...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 21

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    I sometimes wonder, how can I be so stupid! I've let go of who I am, and all that I love simply out of anger and happiness mixed. I could slap myself. I could kick my own ***. The...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    York will work Using the smaller sized businesses more than Trane will (my belief).� Once again, I have bought, mounted and fixed from the two brands so I've awareness in both. I...
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    Dripping faucets and defective lights are a prevalent issue in many houses. In order to get them properly set you will need to seek the services of a qualified water system...
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    We are a about a week away from my sheduled embryo transfer. Its ours but I am tempted daily to NOT do it anymore and disappear. :/ Whatever HIS issues are he needs therapy but...
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    Ever wondered what it's like to have no friends? It is very lonely and crushing. You begin to obsess about the fact that you have no friends and wonder why. You turn your harshest...
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    They Charge more but deliver the bottom utility costs given that warmth pump heating is much more Expense-helpful than gas heating.This short article describes some tips and tips...
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    I was born at the end of WWII and raised in Hollywood, California during the Cold War era. My mother was a very dedicated underground member of the Communist Party. My father had...
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    Foundation repair might be necessary if an inside wall or fireplace exhibits indications of cracking, Should your flooring have started sloping, Should your doorways and windows...
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    Yeah, we are probably thinking about foundation and plumbing in a single fell swoop. So has anyone gone through possibly set of repairs? Any thoughts on the way it went? Many...
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    Yeah, we're almost certainly thinking about foundation and plumbing in one fell swoop. So has anyone undergone either set of repairs? Any thoughts on the way it went? Many thanks...
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    Busting Clogs using an Auger You might be able to feel the obstruction if the auger cable idea fulfills it. Try to find out once more Should the clog is fibrous or sound. If it...
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    Chronic invalidation is like spiritual death. Those of you trying to make your way through the labyrinth of the narcissist... If you pay attention you will notice that the...
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    A Brief History of Prophethood & Religions from Adam (AS) to Muhammad (SAW)! Now let us cast a cursory glance at the history of prophethood. Let us see how this long chain began...
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