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I The Defective Parrot

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    Who is happy? A crow lived in the forest and was absolutely satisfied in life. But one day he saw a swan. “This swan is so white,” he thought, “and I am so black. This swan...
    DropsOfRain DropsOfRain 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Bargaining Parrot Ronnie goes to the auction. He notices a parrot that was on auction. Ronnie decides to bid for it and so Ronnie starts off with 50 Dollars. Auctioneer: 50...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 7

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    T25? Has anyone here tried it? (Shaun T's FOCUS T25) I saw there infomercial. I wanted to try insanity before,but I think insanity's like an hour? and i like workout's that aren't...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 9 Responses Apr 5

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    You guys must be defective, because I think I'm hilarious.
    angeIcum angeIcum 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 26

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    There are many things about how I've been most of my life that cause me significant distress. My memory is atrocious and doesn't extend very far into the past. I can barely...
    AnattheDestroyer AnattheDestroyer 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    A Lenovo Y510. Yup it's very defective. :( Core I7-3600QM 2.4GHz. 3.6GHz overclocked 16GB ram 1TB toshiba HDD with 24GB SSD cache 2 * 2GB Nvidea GT650M in SLI Red backlit...
    RaZorr RaZorr 22-25, M Mar 28

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    To those who call this a "gift" - where can I exchange it? This model is defective. The "off switch" is broken and the filters don't work. Looking back on my life, I've noticed...
    Shuhak Shuhak 51-55, M 2 Responses Mar 30

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    Computer help stories This article is from the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994: Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Llines, and No Qquestion Seems To Be Too Basic AUSTIN...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 4

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    I was not just emotionally abused by my mother. I was physically and emotionally abused. My mother would scream and yell at me when I cried. She would tell me to stop crying, OR...
    SupressedOne SupressedOne 36-40, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    Sonia, my blue front Amazon parrot, has been with me since 1988. I expect that she will be with me the rest of my life. I can't imagine being without her.
    Eugor Eugor 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 4

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    I think this culture (America, or "The West") sucks if you want to develop spiritually. I haven't travelled too much but people seem to say this so I am parroting them. A Buddhist...
    laura40404 laura40404 26-30, F 10 Responses Apr 6

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    I tried being polyamorous, but gave it up because I couldn't get any sleep. The constant squawking of the parrots was unbearable.
    TakingStock TakingStock 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    It's been a long day without you, my friend. And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again.. We've come a long way from where we began. Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I...
    CrispNia CrispNia 13-15, F Apr 6

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    I hate that I'm expected to be an entertainer. I'm no parrot, I'm no Polly, there is nothing about me that makes me want to charm every soul I meet, as if I am actually delighted...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 7

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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 3 Responses Apr 10

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    Normal traffic stop The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Sunday, December...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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