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I The Defective Parrot

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    Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he can help them... 'Yeah, we...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    1 Year ago today, I questioned if I was pregnant. My clothes were not fitting right, I felt sick practically all the time, I threw up when I ate breakfast in the morning, my...
    Kat11614 Kat11614 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I am the outcast. I'm the woman who "gave birth to a dead baby". This is who I am now. My self esteem has suffered greatly and still does. I literally don't fit in anywhere. I...
    NoRegretsAndNoRemorse NoRegretsAndNoRemorse 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    The Parrot Is Dead.... At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, SeƱor Bob? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 5 Responses a week ago

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    I have an African grey congo parrot who is 2 years old. she is my baby! !!!!! Every time I come home she is the first one to greet me. she gets so happy to see me! when I let...
    Lucylubbsgolda Lucylubbsgolda 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    About three years ago my husband went crazy. I was depressed. I had to leave our house with my daughter two dogs and one parrot. He would not leave, I had him picked up three times...
    kjujubee kjujubee 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    Conversation I just had with my brother. Him: *walks into the room* Wanna buy Milo(his dog)? Me: No, not really. Him: Give me money? Me: Nope. Him:...buy me a parrot? Me:...you...
    DinosaurPie DinosaurPie 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    I don't know just how much a fish in a tank can be a "beloved" pet, but "Polly", our parrot fish had been with us close to 15 years when she died just a little while ago. At least...
    ChipmunkErnie ChipmunkErnie 61-65, M 6 Responses Aug 15

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    I was diagnosed with otosclerosis about a month ago at 23, i now wear hearing aids but I am finding it hard to adjust. I feel useless and defective, I find myself questioning how...
    Wrieghn Wrieghn 22-25, F Aug 10

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    A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again...
    bethsmiles bethsmiles 22-25, F 5 Responses Aug 7

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    This below is from a great article....Let me begin by stating that all in the world is not as you have been told. The old saying that "truth is stranger than fiction" couldn't be...
    universalsoul13 universalsoul13 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 6

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    The child parrots, the grown up grows potatos. To employ the smoothness of a bear hunter from point a to b. Fantastic normalicy! Flames lick the exterior of the just barely...
    Annodumbaknee Annodumbaknee 36-40, M Aug 6

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    My neighbor's a moron. . . He said "Do you like my new tattoo ?" I said "What does it say ?". . . He said " I'ts a tattoo of a parrot. . . . it doesnt speak though !"
    woodyinya woodyinya 56-60, M Aug 5

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    THERE IS SOME ******* PIGEON BIRD PARROT THING OUTSIDE MY DAMN WINDOW. SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD IT'S EARLY
    HmmLife HmmLife 22-25, M Aug 5

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    I have a lot of different sides to me. On one hand, I have my creative side. I love interior decorating, and cooking, and arts and crafts. I love singing, and fashion, and writing...
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    I filed for divorce. Turns out I had everything i wanted the whole time. I wasn't happy with me. I miss the life I had with my now ex husband. We had 3 kids. 2 dogs. 2 parrots...
    Sabr3na Sabr3na 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 4

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    I genuinely enjoy conspiracy theories however this one in particular is very unappealing to me. I find it completely impossible. But this is just my opinion. The conspiracy theory...
    DeIuxedEdition DeIuxedEdition 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 3

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    I still feel inferior. I so badly need someone in real life that I can talk too face to face about this. it's all I can do. one problem. . there isn't anyone! I can't handle the...
    NoRegretsAndNoRemorse NoRegretsAndNoRemorse 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 2

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    I like my space; people annoy the crap out of me if I spend too much time with them. My best friend called me an ice queen after spending 3 full days with him while sharing all the...
    elizsvot elizsvot 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 2

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    I have a dog and a parrot.they are my best friends and I love them :)
    bearhugs00 bearhugs00 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 2

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    I can't get a formal diagnosis of BDD because my flaws aren't imaginary, they're not minor and there's nothing I can do about it so I don't try. I have three beautiful sisters and...
    arachnoalae arachnoalae 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 2

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