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I The Defective Parrot

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    I feel defective for many many many reasons but there are times when I look at them with a clear mind and think I'm being weird about it. So here is a list of concerns. 1. Spend a...
    BoronActiniumOxygenNitrogen BoronActiniumOxygenNitrogen 13-15, F Jul 1

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    So glad the word "ugh"was invented
    ItsJamNotJelly ItsJamNotJelly 13-15, F Jul 1

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    There was this magician who had a job on a cruise liner, entertaining the passengers with a nightly show. He was very successful in his job and there was always a full house at all...
    darkice123 darkice123 36-40, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Every day I notice more and more how little I have in common with the people around me. I feel so isolated. Almost as if I am a pigeon between a group of parrots. We all get...
    AnomalousEarthling AnomalousEarthling 22-25, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Jul 7

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    So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that...
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    So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that...
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    So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 4 Responses Jul 7

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    A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over. The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all...
    illusionlife illusionlife 36-40, F 8 Responses Jun 24

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    Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 1 Response Jun 27

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    Spike (I would like to dedicate this to ExtremeNextHTNF because she showed me this...hahahaha) Ms Vickie’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had...
    EmotionalPrincess EmotionalPrincess 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 14

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    Parrot Parrot parrot dies...  Can't wait for Tomorrowland though.
    stillthedeadman stillthedeadman 70+ Jun 24

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    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when he heard a voice in the dark say 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out...
    drs0307 drs0307 16-17, F 4 Responses Jun 26

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    The Boss Previous Next One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F Jul 1

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    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    This particular below write-up will allow the readers to commence know the issues, dilemma, hitches and difficulties of house inspection. Although a proper product is been...
    buildinginsp buildinginsp 26-30, M Jun 25

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    I am suppressed on a lot of things. There are so many things/dreams I want to experience, but there are so many things preventing me from experiencing them. The root of things I...
    NovaScotia902 NovaScotia902 22-25 Jun 25

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    "musclebound mind" rain day grey all in the muscle of my head flex it but the thoughts still there running round an round in empty space strong head weak heart send my head on...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 1 Response Jun 26

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    I'm Brian and suffered a life changing football injury! I was wearing a defective football helmet! I was hit and suffered a subdurral hemmatoma! I was in a coma for 5 weeks and...
    Majerle1972 Majerle1972 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 30

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    Feels like everyone is leaving me. What will happen when there is no one left? I used to feel like I mattered but now No one understands or cares what's happening to me on the...
    naomilocke2444 naomilocke2444 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    I suffered a tbi when I was 16 years old while playing high school football!! I suffered a brain hemmorage and a stroke!! I was wearing a defective football helmet!! It's because...
    bdropkin bdropkin 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    you know in a way you people are brilliant I dont mean brilliant in the normal sense. I mean in the way your behaviour is designed. People not being able to to tell if someone is...
    UltimateDemiGoddessSam UltimateDemiGoddessSam 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 16

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    What you want people to see are tough guys who push people around because they are scared of how tough you are. In other words the way you wear your tough guy berets frightens...
    RichardIsaFFFFaggot RichardIsaFFFFaggot 70+, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    It's like in the Lord of the Rings when Smeagol says to Gollum, "Go away, and never come back!" and then starts laughing and jumping up and down, shouting, "Smeagol is free!" That...
    selbeditor selbeditor 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Some days I feel so lonely. Even though Facebook and my Contacts are full of people I know, I never hear from them. I'm never genuinely invited to things, and when I am, I'm so...
    nickrif nickrif 31-35, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I recently got diagnosed with ADD. It makes sense when I think about it but while it gives me some hope of achieving academic sucess. It feels like I am defective...its a bit of a...
    drakneko drakneko 22-25, T 1 Response 1 day ago

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    "elston gunn" old saint bob whacks a hefty tune out on a beer barrel full of noise and nuance like a dammed version of samson tearing down these city walls and like a blessed...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 1 Response Jun 30

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    One day a man finds his mother in law collapsed on the floor. He calls 911 and follows the ambulance to the hospital with his wife. Hours later the doctor finally came up to them...
    itsoneofus itsoneofus 36-40, F 4 Responses Jun 30

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    The jokes like..... "Dude....you were really drunk up last night......" "What? No....i wasnt...." "you were.....coz you threw my parrot against the wall and shouted...YOU ANGRY...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 1

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    There isnt a single time in my life i remember in which there isnt a pet or animal present. Ive always had a fascination with animals for as long as i could remember. I currently...
    Reef182 Reef182 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    no Mungo, never kill a customer .... hint this parrot is bleeding demised
    quantumike quantumike 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 3

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    Faster then a cheetah, louder then a lions roar. sneaker then a fox, quite like the wind, mysterious like the sea, like a bird in a cage ready to be set free. Loyal as a dog...
    Howlingsoulofthewolf Howlingsoulofthewolf 18-21, F Jul 4

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    What does a Orangutan learn first in school? The Apey-cees! What gives a orangutan good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school! What happens if you cross a parrot with a...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F Jul 4

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    I love my children... no matter what and wouldn't miss a day with them! But OTHER peoples' kids? No babysitting, no running around my house, no parroting your idiot parents...
    MooMooKittyKat MooMooKittyKat 31-35, F Jul 5

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    look every.......yak pow like ....... daisy carrot purple velvet rain of sunflowers.......she rides a sled pulled by .........richard.......pedo .. . . she self flagellation...
    UltimateDemiGoddessSam UltimateDemiGoddessSam 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    Even before Harry potter I wanted to be friends with a snow owl....not to keep in my house and never let it fly like some parrot but to go outside and it'll perhaps perch on a...
    sg1989 sg1989 22-25, F Jul 13

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    I'm actually introverted and serious in real life. But when I'm online, I could be as talkative as a parrot XD
    jesssaying1997 jesssaying1997 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Is a parrot and odd mutation between pickles and carrots?
    jenn133 jenn133 13-15, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    *Visit Ireland, Germany, Brazil, Japan and Holland, *Have a column in an Investment publication, *Get Breast augmentation, *Immigrate, *Own my own Home and Business, *Laze on...
    Awakening29 Awakening29 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Attractive man in my eyes🚹 Intelligence, you can have a amazing body but with out brains it's like talking to a manikin. I love height, I've had boyfriends in the past that...
    MacKenzie31113 MacKenzie31113 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    This is what i like in a guy. 1. Kind, polite and had manners e.g. Opening a door for me. 2. Preferably tall but that doesn't really concern me. 3. Loves to cuddle. 4. Likes to go...
    tidget tidget 13-15, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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