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    I know I'm childish for finding this hilarious

    but oh well lol I was doing the dishes tonight and this happened hahaha ;P
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Apr 30, 2015

    Finally A Vacation

    I went to California with my best friend at the time for a much needed two week get away vacation. After a long non-stop 5 hour flight we stopped in the ladies room at LAX to freshen up. Afterwards we walked the entire length of the airport, which seemed like a mile, to get our...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid
    41-45, F
    Dec 10, 2012

    Ahhh . . . Welcome Home . . . Part Two

    I used to travel for work . . . being away a week at a time . . . every week. Living at my parents . . . my dad was a cop. Being very aware of how I may appear to others coming home at 3 am again on another Saturday . . . .hot summer night . . . all my nosy neighbors with there...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid
    41-45, F
    1 Response Dec 10, 2012

    Here Kitty Kitty Kitty . . .

    I was living in my own apartment at the time. I just got out of the shower. I am in a towel with another towel wrapped around my hair and head. This week having my period I took a pad out from under the sink . . . unwrapped it . . . pulling off the sticky wrap and placed it on...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Dec 10, 2012

    Ahhh . . . Welcome Home . . . Part One

    I used to do alot of traveling for work. It was not unusual for me to come home at 3 in the morning on a Saturday after being god knows where all week. At the time I lived with my parents . . . my father being a cop. Never wanting to do anything to embarress him I was extra...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid
    41-45, F
    1 Response Dec 10, 2012

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