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    I know I'm childish for finding this hilarious

    but oh well lol I was doing the dishes tonight and this happened hahaha ;P
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Apr 30

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    Ahhh . . . Welcome Home . . . Part Two

    I used to travel for work . . . being away a week at a time . . . every week. Living at my parents . . . my dad was a cop. Being very aware of how I may appear to others coming home at 3 am again on another Saturday . . . .hot summer night . . . all my nosy neighbors with there...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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    Finally A Vacation

    I went to California with my best friend at the time for a much needed two week get away vacation. After a long non-stop 5 hour flight we stopped in the ladies room at LAX to freshen up. Afterwards we walked the entire length of the airport, which seemed like a mile, to get our...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 10, 2012

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    Here Kitty Kitty Kitty . . .

    I was living in my own apartment at the time. I just got out of the shower. I am in a towel with another towel wrapped around my hair and head. This week having my period I took a pad out from under the sink . . . unwrapped it . . . pulling off the sticky wrap and placed it on...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 5 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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    Ahhh . . . Welcome Home . . . Part One

    I used to do alot of traveling for work. It was not unusual for me to come home at 3 in the morning on a Saturday after being god knows where all week. At the time I lived with my parents . . . my father being a cop. Never wanting to do anything to embarress him I was extra...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 10, 2012

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    I have come to the conclusion that I have a gambling problem. This is a really hard pill to swallow considering I never thought it would happen to me. Nobody does. How did I become...
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    I am sad about a friend ship that I think has ended before it really began it was not enything she did it is me I think I have fell in love with her it didn't mean to happen I didn...
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    I have an imaginary friend named Acadra since my 6 years old.. I didn't have friends at school so i imagined one,i don't know if it's my imagination because she said that many...
    MaissaBchlt MaissaBchlt 13-15, F 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    Literally this is my life motto. If I lost faith in this nothing would make sense to me anymore. This is the only reason I think bad things happen. Because EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A...
    UndeadGirl13 UndeadGirl13 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I have been having a hard day, I woke up feeling overly sensitive and cried after my fiance said something harmless. (any other day it would have not evoked that emotion as I...
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    My loneliness is my hell, no one to hold, to love, to adore. These are precious things, and rare as ever. I want only one, no more, and no less. I don't want a lying,cheating...
    loverlesslee loverlesslee 31-35, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I recently got out a long distance relationship. We lasted for a year or so and it was my first relationship and I could say it was pretty serious. Why long distance? I question...
    Tsundoki Tsundoki 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    1. I will tell it like it is, always. There is No filter for me. It has been a blessing & a curse. 2. I live for helping others. I have been a shoulder to cry on, the late night...
    Sairx Sairx 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    It is very hard ... to accept you exist in my work place. At this point of my life, I just wish God will just wipe you off and let you get lost. No I don't hate you but I hate...
    StrongWoman9 StrongWoman9 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    This is just another ramble so I wouldnt look too much into it.Somewhere in a hidden location my hero brought me back to life.I have died before and I was brought back to life. I...
    lastassassin lastassassin 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    (My second story) If me and my friends aren't laughing at each other for our dumb ideas, we're laughing together because we're both in on it. I'm not big on parties or anything...
    Pulpnonfiction Pulpnonfiction 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    1) I am aware of my obsessive personality, to the point where it not only bothers people around me, but I wear myself out. I have to always have my planner on me, I have about 5...
    nycgirl19 nycgirl19 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Lets see how many faults I can get shall we? 1. I hurt easily 2. I tend to get addicted to talking to someone I find interesting 3. I hate lies with a passion 4. You could replace...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Sleepovers then and now Why is it sleepovers often end with sore bottoms? The simple answer if that when girls get together for a sleepover they often get so excited and hyper the...
    littlescamp littlescamp 41-45, F 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    I do believe things happen for a reason. There is no such thing as coincidence in my opinion. Dealing with the painful waves of some of the things that happen can be unbearable at...
    DoveinMourning DoveinMourning 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    If i could go back in time i would. I would only change one thing. I would tell myself to act on my thoughts to hurt others and not go to therapy. I know it would make my life vary...
    danielfrost1995 danielfrost1995 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    This is one of the largest groups on EP. And I am curious why this belief is so meaningful to so many EP members and what it actually means to them. I could agree that in a very...
    HistoryMystery HistoryMystery 51-55, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    This is one of the largest groups on EP. And I am curious why this belief is so meaningful to so many EP members and what it actually means to them. I could agree that in a very...
    HistoryMystery HistoryMystery 51-55, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I totally admire supermodels but I never wanted to be one. The work is insanely demanding and most of it is unpleasant. I only admire to ones the ones who do print ads and...
    evenelfe11 evenelfe11 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    If I could go back in time...I would love it. My dad died ten years ago when I was six years old. I would easily go back to when he wasn't in pain and he could do things without me...
    ThisIsHowIAm ThisIsHowIAm 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Today again I feel this way..one more dream about one more person..drags me so hard into the past...why dont both of u besties stay away from my life and my dreams? Why do u have...
    sb3007 sb3007 22-25, F a week ago

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    If there was a god why does he allow bad things to continuously happen to good people! We just found out my brother's girlfriends step father has cancer. She is the most amazing...
    Daniellevn Daniellevn 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    But I always forget how much worse things could be
    justtellinthetruth justtellinthetruth 18-21, F Jul 19

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    First of all, I like making lists such as this one. But here are some other things that I like: - Daydreaming about better days that could come, even if they seem impossible...
    LittleMidnight LittleMidnight 18-21 1 Response Jul 17

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    1. I am 32 soon 2. I have mild Autism and can function like everyone else 3. I am starting my own commercial photography business. 4. I am trapped in a loveless and unfulfilling...
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    thisfruitloop thisfruitloop 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    I hate college. I tried, and I tried, but the thought of college just wouldn't click to me. Even when I was in high school, college seemed like a scary stage to be in, despite...
    KnightsCross KnightsCross 13-15, F Jul 12

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    But it always happens, and continues to happen. Karma is a bullshit myth. Good things happen to bad people throughout their lives, and good people get a raw deal from life. It's...
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 11

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    I've always wondered what could have happened if I would have taken school seriously. School to me was social hour with the annoyance of teachers and homework thrown into the mix...
    flyingmonkies flyingmonkies 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 10

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    Life didn't exist. Think about it could be true because there is actually no proof life exists without using senses cause those are just an illusion. Even this website and...
    Emsickles Emsickles 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    Things on EP I absolutely will never do.. Send/share any photos of me with no clothes or hardly any clothes on, I'll just ignore anyone who asks. I won't be going into large...
    FormidableMe FormidableMe 41-45, F 29 Responses Jul 10

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    This shall be fun! Guessing these are the kinds of stories people would look through to get a quick overview when trying to decide if that person is someone they would want to...
    Fable Fable 22-25, F Jul 10

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    IAmJustMyself IAmJustMyself 16-17, F Jul 9

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    I'd start at age 14 when the wheels started to come off in my life, first with drugs, then alcohol, it was fun in the beginning and it led to me meeting my 1st wife at a party I...
    aerosnz aerosnz 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 8

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    I'm ******. It happens today. My ex texted me & wants to have lunch. My only response to him was "Why?" I hoped that would let him know I am not interested, but no. He replied...
    Stickwithmebaby Stickwithmebaby 36-40, F 5 Responses Jul 7

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    Here's random *** things about me that I'm going to think of right after I finish writing this part...okay: 1. My favorite color is taupe (I am not trying to be pretentious or...
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