I Think About Weird Things When I Can't Fall Asleep

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    Okay Here It Goes....

    ...I wish my dog, Mitzi could talk...then she could tell me why the other dog, Lilly is such a spaz... ...I wish Terry would wake up and have sex with me...I wonder if he'd get irritated if I just start giving him a.... ...why is Goofy Mickey Mouse's friend, but Pluto is his...
    terrys1girl terrys1girl
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Feb 20, 2009

    Why do we call upside down butts,

    hearts? Hearts look nothing like that...
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel
    22-25, M
    Nov 12, 2014
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