I Think Aliens Have Reached the Limits of Rectal Probing

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    It Is True

    they cannot go any further since those who believe in their shitttt cannot act any more like fuckked up arseholes
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    Aug 11, 2013

    I Think

    ... that aliens don't have an anus. They're self-sufficiant, everything tranformed and re-used for the better. They can suck one mineral or two if they're really in a bad physical shape (because an alien is never in a mental distress), as a consequence, you will never be able to...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Aug 14, 2008

    An Alien Joke

    How is the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper similar?                           They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons. 
    SchrodingersKitten SchrodingersKitten
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Nov 12, 2008


    Hey, whenever we explore other world all we do is cop a feel with some green women. Aliens have no romance.
    readnwritewithwine readnwritewithwine
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Nov 7, 2007

    Rectal Probes

    God, how I wish there were an end to the rectal probes.   Grh7tryd (seven is silent) the head of the rectal probe alien squad laughs at us when we wish for an end..  I think these aliens are just mean hateful beings who want to humiliate us.  They even took...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    Nov 12, 2008


    They fly millions of light years all the way to earth just to endulge in pervy butt pirate fetishism?! Seriously, enough with the anal probing, ya intergalactic pervs!
    readnwritewithwine readnwritewithwine
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Nov 2, 2007

    I Saw It On Tv

    Except it was a drugged polar bear. They tested his temperature, diet and possible parisites all with one probe.  The took blood, skin samples and notched it's ear.   Poor bear probably had the fantastic story about being abducted.  "Man I was walking along, heard this noise...
    Leporid Leporid
    56-60, M
    Mar 23, 2011
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