Sometimes I will drop my pants and just stroke while driving in town. i love the feeling of being naked and hard so close to others and the chance that someone may catch a glimpse...
Something funny happened at church today, we were in the middle of singing when a toddler walked towards the pulpit. Once he got near me, I motioned him to turn around. He gave me...
So when I was younger I told my girlfriend at the time that I wanted to do some playful things with handcuffs. She sounded excited. And the she told me to get some and she would...
Some products with some funny names to say the least hope they bring smile or a laugh.Sure to give some a RISE in the morning. Below the ideal milk to go with themWould you really...
I'm 15 and I actually like it seems fun
Look at my dogs funny face LOL
I'm on here posting about two of the worst weeks of my life. Watching someone I love die. Watching family alienate and accuse me of stealing from the deceased but I still get...
I found this on pinterest and laughed my *** off, it is shocking how a little change of perspective can really adjust how we think about a subject.
People think they know everything❗️
We have to live like we know nothing, be humble..too many "knows it all" out there, when we know nothing at the same time..we complete each...
There was this 'nice guy' talking about how good he is while also blaming girls for making him horny and "taunting" him with their boyfriends. Now generally with "nice guys" they...
Not tickled to be deprived.
But after several dogs am glad i was.
Being a parent is way rough.
Anger transferrence is too common.
And can wreck needed bonding.
I am a gay man. I don't think I am especially attractive, yet I have men, and women, throw themselves at me. Many call me gorgeous. I don't mind sometimes, but last night I had two...
but it is also the most rewarding. I love being mom and grandma
Im so in love when i look at these so let me know if u think its attractive if so comment and message me there is more where that came from
I enjoy exposing myself in public and ************. There is nothing finer than the enjoyment of stripoing down and sharing my love affair with my penis!
Anyone have anything interesting to share? :)
Proud Horror Geek - I'm an extreme horror geek with a strange sense of humor and I LOVE IT. There's no one I would rather be than myself.
He said he likes me cuz I'm pretty😍😘 and bipolar😐😳😂. He said that bipolar girls are crazy and that's how he like his girls lol smh I never heard nothing like that...
Because most of it is true. For me, anyway. :)
Life in your early twenties vs life in your late twenties.
Well I eat lots of different things, it seems to be mainly after a meal (spaghetti bolognaise, shepherd pie, curry) that I get the stinky gas. Should I eat little and often?? I don...
The other day at work I let a really nasty SBD one out. I looked at the woman beside me and said, "I'm so sorry." She was confused and asked what I was sorry for. Then she smelled...
Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Woman - 5. "Madea's Chainsaw"
via McTube for YouTube.
i like girls farting
is there any girl who does not mind farting?
or like farting?
can any girl on here fart good?
The hottest f*uck I ever had, I was blindfolded, tied up and let him do what he wanted
I was watching TV and this little boy said, "I want a wife because my mom told me she won't be cleaning my room forever." Lol :D
But scary !!! Lol
I used to have nightmares when child!!!Lol
And the clown from the movie "" it"" don't help it at all!!! :D
Terribly scary!!! Lol
Alright nerds. Here's day 2 for everyone.
So when I woke up I had a message on my phone. My girl had called and told me to meet her at her house.
I quickly dressed and ran out...
Christmas parties are like a box of chocolates...you never know want your gonna get, hahaha. My mom went to a Christmas party and she got a massive box of chocolates, haha.
lucky me!! woke up with the sniffles from my girls. one staying home from school again. I feel like crap. <3 mommy love <3