Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Taylor wears Chuck Norris All Stars.
When he was cool, it was the Ice Age and now that Chuck Norris is hot, we have Global Warming.
Chuck Norris' brain is connected to the internet and can clear the web by blinking.
During a power outage, Chuck Norris kick started the generators at Hoover Dam.
Beginner, Easy, Medium, Hard, Expert, Intense, Impossible, Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had a pet monkey. We know him as King Kong.
When Chuck Norris stares at the sun.....it blinks!
The Boubonic Plague didn't wipe out almost half of Europe. . Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris is too cool to get hot, and too hot to get cool.
When Chuck Norris swings a sword, the air bleeds.
A new thrill seeking adventure is waiting til Chuck is done talking and saying "Cool story, bro". So far the world record is at "coo..", before death.
Chuck Norris ordered all these peoples here to post Chuck Norris Facts or he would roundhouse kick them ...
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
911 dials Chuck Norris to see if there's any emergency he hasn't resolved yet. Chuck Norris usually laughs.
Cloning Chuck Norris was a sucess, they cloned a smaller Chuck Norris named Arnold Shwartsneger.
Did you hear about what Chuck Norris did to the guy who threw him in the lake? Just kidding... NOBODY throws Chuck Norris!
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, he'll falcom pawnch. but he doesn't miss.
Oscar the Grouch didn't always live in a trash can. He owed Chuck Norris money but didn't pay and Chuck roundhouse kicked his dumpster.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Chuck Norris once broke the law, they are still trying to put it back together.
Supernovas aren't the reason stars exist, but when Chuck Norris gets angry, he blows up a part of the galaxy, weird they're billion of miles apart.
There are no plate tectonics. The Earth crumbles and moves beneath Chuck Norris' feet.
When bullets are fired at Chuck Norris, he deflects them all by roundhouse kicking them.
Chuck Norris gave Italy the BOOT.
Daffy Duck stutters thanks to Chuck Norris
To get his boots Chuck Norris just kicks a cow.
Did you hear that? Chuck Norris just got a little more awesome.
Chuck Norris is the only one who can win a game of monopoly by saying "checkmate".
Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded handgun... And won .
Chuck Norris beat Rocky Balboa
Chuck Norris caught a cold and made it sick.
While on a beach in Flordia Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick into the sand that caused a sonic boom.a few days later the Haiti relief fund was made
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD
When Chuck Norris goes to bed he doesn't count sheep, he EATS them...
Chuck Norris' cell phone?....the i phone OVER 9000
Google is named after the number of Kilograms Chuck Norris can benchpress.
Chuck Norris has never killed a man with his kick, he disintegrates their molecular structure.
At a restaraunt, every hour is happy hour for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lick his own elbow while doing a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris places a straw on a camels back it breaks.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi's gas tank as a joke. That semi is now known as Optimus Prime. :D