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I Think Chuck Norris Is the Man

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    Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen,

    the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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    When he enters his living room,

    the television turns on to watch Chuck Norris.
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    The Boubonic Plague didn't wipe out almost half

    of Europe. . Chuck Norris did.
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    When Bruce Banner gets mad,

    he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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    The Empire never found the droids they were

    looking for. Chuck Norris would have.
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    Chuck Norris never won an Academy Award

    for Acting because HE IS NOT acting
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    When Chuck Norris is done with his workout,

    his gym equipment needs ice packs and Ben Gay.
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    Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin

    – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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    Before they met Chuck Norris,

    the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris'

    computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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    Chuck Norris wanted the biggest,

    baddest, safest, vehicle out there, which is why he now runs every where he goes.
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    Chuck Norris got set on fire.

    The fire had to stop, drop, and roll.
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    Three drunk men charged towards Chuck Norris

    with bottles. He single leggedly disarmed all three whilst kicking them all in the face at the same time.
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    They once named a street

    after Chuck Norris, but they had to close it down because no one dared cross Chuck Norris.
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    Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris.

    . He is hunting them!!!
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    Chuck Norris's calendar goes from March 31st

    to April 2nd because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
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    While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually

    brought the practice dummy to life.
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    Chuck Norris is actually the best bodyguard in

    the world, too bad he is self employed
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    In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to

    sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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    The Dos Equis guy is not exploring the world.

    He's hiding from Chuck Norris!
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    Chuck Norris is not allowed in an airplane

    because every piece of him is a lethal weapon and can't pass the security gates.
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    The mountain didn't go to Mohammed.

    It would have for Chuck Norris.
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    When Chuck Norris goes to bed,

    he checks the closest for Bruce Lee.
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    A duck’s quack does not echo.

    Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
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    When Chuck Norris falls over,

    the ground needs a band-aid.
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    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's

    computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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    Chuck Norris threw a grenade

    and killed 50 people. Then it blew up.
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    Beginner, Easy, Medium,

    Hard, Expert, Intense, Impossible, Chuck Norris.
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    When Chuck Norris enters the restaraunt,

    he doesn't order. He demands.
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    Chuck Norris doesnt do the ice bucket challenge.

    Chuck Norris does the HOT LAVA BUCKET CHALLENGE.
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    Chuck Norris' brain is connected to the internet and can clear the web by blinking.
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