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I Think Dasmuggler Is Magical Or Something Like That Maybe

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    Das's Dark Magic

     like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine On a cloud of sound I drift in the night Any place it goes is right Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here Well, you don't know what we can find Why don't you come with me little girl On a magic...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses May 11, 2009

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    Maybe....

    I think that he is Magical because he has a way of making my friends smile.  I haven't had too many run ins with him, but he has to be magical   Love ya CK!
    pandachic pandachic 31-35, F 5 Responses May 11, 2009

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    Peter, Paul, and Mary Got Nuthin' On This One

    Das, the magic smuggler lived on LSD And frolicked in the Texas heat in a land called HEB, Little EP CK loved that rascal Das, And brought him alprozolam laced with aphrodisiacs, oh...   Das, the magic smuggler...everybody sing!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 11, 2009

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    Those F*cking Smurfs

    I think I found the source of Dasmuggler's magical powers.   This is just creepy.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 3 Responses May 11, 2009

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    Alas I Have Been Away On a Long Voyage

    Sorry I have been away today, see I have had 2 very good friends in the hospital, one EP's own TheEtherBunny and the other my "adopted mom" Ether had surgery Thursday and I got to take him back to his wabbitt hole tonight My "mom" on the other hand went into...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses May 11, 2009

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    Who!?!?

    Every day I get in the queue (Too much, the Magic Das) To get on the bus that takes me to you (Too much, the Magic Das) I'm so nervous, I just sit and smile (Too much, the Magic Das) Das' house is only another mile (Too much, the Magic Das) Thank you, Speechless, for getting...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses May 12, 2009

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    ELO Wrote a Song About His Magic

    Youre sailing softly through the sun In a broken stone age dawn. You fly so high. You got a strange magic, Oh, what a strange magic, Oh, its a strange magic. Got a strange magic, Got a strange magic. You're walking meadows in my mind, Making waves across my time, Oh...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses May 11, 2009

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    He'll Be Back Shortly

    "Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "I cast my spell of love on you, a woman from a child! But try to understand, try to understand, oh ... oh ... Try to understand Try try try to understand... He's a magic man!  oh yeah Oh, you've got the magic...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 27 Responses May 11, 2009

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    Every Little Thing He Does Is Magic

    Though Ive tried before to tell him Of the feelings I have for him in my heart Every time that I come near him I just lose my nerve As I've done from the start Every little thing he does is magic Everything he do just turns me on Even though my life before was tragic...
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses May 11, 2009

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    He Can Do Magic

    Das can do magic Das can have anything that he desires Magic, and you know Youre the one who can put out the fire You know darn well When you cast your spell you will get your way When you hypnotize with your eyes A heart of stone can turn to clay Doo, doo, doo ..
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 11, 2009

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    Remember This? I Loved This Song....

    The ho, ho, ho He's magic, you know Never believe it's not so He's magic, you know Never believe it's not so Never been awake Never seen a day break Dreaming of dasmuggler in the morning Lazy day in bed Dasman in my head Crazy music playing in the morning light The...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 11, 2009

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    This Magic Smuggler

    This magic smuggler So different and so new Was like any other Until I met you And then it happened Das took me by suprise I knew that Das felt it too I could see it by the look in his eyes
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 2 Responses May 12, 2009

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