I Think Dr Phil Is a Complete Douchebag

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    Regardless of what my troubles may be I don't need to be yelled at by a bald blowhard with the personality of used car salesman. I can't believe Oprah promoted this schmuck. Not one of her better moves.
    suchahermit suchahermit
    56-60, M
    5 Responses Jul 24, 2009

    Total Douchebag Commercials.

    That Douchebag has been staring in some TV commercials for cars or insurance or something. Dr. Douchebag kidnaps some man and drives like a wild man around town. All the while Douchebag is spewing misandrist psychobabble insulting the man he kidnapped. The terrified man is...
    DozerDan DozerDan
    66-70, M
    Dec 5, 2012

    Only Thing On Tv!

    I can't stand him and yet I'm sitting here watching him... He just told a mother to shut up because she wasn't letting her daughter talk. So he might not be to bad.
    justexisting89 justexisting89
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 14, 2011


    Its so self evident I don't really need to explicate any further.But just in case you don't get it here are a few adjectives; pompous, hypocritical and self-important.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Feb 7, 2011


    there is a woman at work who is the most ignorant woman i have ever met, she insists on watching him with the volume all the way up every afternoon and agrees with everything he says and when the other staff say how stupid some advice is that he has just given she goes...
    Lamby623 Lamby623
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Feb 17, 2009

    He's a Perfect Storm of Douche-baggery

    That pretty much sums it up.
    VendettA12 VendettA12
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Feb 17, 2009

    Dr. Target And Attack

    I dislike Dr. Phil greatly. Rather than helping BOTH parties, he chooses to help only one, while at the same time sparing his energy to absolutely embarrass, humiliate or annihilate the other party in the argument and subject them to the sneering faces of the audience? I hate...
    xx0morgan0xx xx0morgan0xx
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Sep 19, 2010


    "You're only lonely if you're not there for you." It's not because humans are social animals and need contact? No? It's because I haven't been there for myself. I guess I'll get right on being there for myself. I hate this guy.  If an alien based...
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    25 Responses Feb 17, 2009

    From the Dickipedia

    "Sanctioned by the Texas State Board in 1989 for an “ethical violation” involving an “inappropriate relationship” with a 19-year-old patient, “Dr.” Phil was ******** of his license to practice psychology. (To date, Dr. Phil has not...
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Nov 19, 2008

    Never Agree With Him

    Besides the fact that he chooses sides, I always feel like he chooses the wrong side and doesn't say the right things. He desides to attack one person, when I'm like, give him a break, and give him some understanding. I never agree on his arguments. No, I don't like this...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Sep 19, 2010

    He Is A Complete Bloody Idiot

    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jun 22, 2012

    And should give Pop Cakes to its guests.

    Full of ideas for topics:
    deleted deleted
    Apr 24, 2014

    What Was Oprah Thinking?!

    If anything, this should've been a clue that Dr. Phil is an opportunistic, idiotic bag of douche: "In 1989, McGraw was sanctioned by the Texas State Board of Examiners of Psychologists for an ethical violation involving a 19-year-old patient and employee...Due to the...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Nov 9, 2008

    I Just Can't Watch Him!

    The ex used to say Dr. Phil said this or that...the same with Oprah....I just wanted to scream...Yeah well  Dr Phil could do a year on you buddy!  You won't even have sex with your wife.  You abuse her mentally and physically...  You treat everyone around you...
    tks tks
    36-40, F
    14 Responses Mar 22, 2009

    So Much So

    I wish the guy would stop saying hes a Texan!I also think He should Marry Oprah!
    The1960texan The1960texan
    51-55, M
    Sep 28, 2012


    Imo I think anybody that has been endorsed ("empowered") by Oprah eventually becomes an egotistical arrogant power mad a-hole Starr Jones, Dr. Oz, he sure got some old groupies. Hey guys...get over it!!!.
    StarWanderer StarWanderer
    56-60, M
    Mar 19, 2011

    He's A Schmuck

    I'm not a big fan of women's daytime TV. And I'm even less of a fan of Dr. Phil avoiding his program like the plague.
    deleted deleted
    Feb 4, 2010

    He Is Douche Bag!

    Personality, I have never like him, but I don´t hate him. I have no issues with him, just the fact that he is fake and untrustworthy! I don´t know! I guess, he is an ***! 
    FaroesePearl FaroesePearl
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 28, 2011

    Dr. Phil

    **** Dr. Phil enough said
    Caliboy23 Caliboy23
    22-25, M
    Dec 18, 2011


    what a joke. that show needs to be canceled
    BrighterDaze BrighterDaze
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 1, 2013

    Dr. Donkey

    Dr. Phil is such a sanctimonious *****. People have let this man's head get way to fat. I give this fat head no air time. I can not stand him. What a total donkey.
    EspieAngel EspieAngel
    2 Responses Mar 17, 2012

    Ick! Dr. Feel!

    One of the many things that irks me about Dr. Phil is the fact that I truly feel there's sexism at play. Dr. Phil loves to chuckle and state, in his annoyingly homespun folksy gee-shucks ("like a duck on a junebug!") kind of tone, that men are these innately devious freaks who...
    Fiammetta Fiammetta
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Sep 18, 2010

    Paul Elam's Views On Dr. Phil

    Paul Elam is a drug and alcohol addiction counselor and a men's rights advocate (MRA) Have a listen as rips Dr. Phil a new one.
    JackBarnesMRA JackBarnesMRA
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jul 17, 2012

    What I Want to Know

    Is how in the hell is this talking bag of monkey **** still on the air? WTF???
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    6 Responses Feb 6, 2009

    Oprah loves him, enough said.

    His degree is from on online university and he's a condescending arsehole. I've watched a couple of shows to see if he has any redeeming features. Nope. The guests seem smarter than him at times.
    TheWomanWhoDid TheWomanWhoDid
    Jul 28, 2014

    Well, Here's The Thing.

    He's a doctor without a PHD.Therefore, he isn't a doctor.Therefore, he just refers to himself as a doctor.He thinks he's a hero.What a douche. XD
    solsen108 solsen108
    3 Responses Jul 29, 2011

    Dr. Phil Seems To Facilitate More Drama Than Solutions!

    His so called '"families" get worse under his treatment.  First one then another gets addicted, hiding it from the one cleaning up!  I caught on to him after two or three show!  He is so phony I quit watching Oprah shortly after he appeared!  Some expert!  Where did he get...
    ItsWindy ItsWindy
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Sep 1, 2011

    I believe Dr Phil is not a licensed Therapist.

    I have a degree is Psychology and we discussed him in an ethics class a took. If I remember correctly he lost his license in Texas ans is not licensed in California. I don't know why anyone would want to go on his show.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses May 18, 2015


    I've watched his show a couple of times.And it feels like he barks orders to his guests. That's not cool.I think being assertive can be effective, but not to such degree, ya know?
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    3 Responses Jan 26, 2011

    Mr Mcgraw Is An Idiot

    I wish he'd just get the hell out of my life. His "advice" is more like degradation, he isn't even a legally practicing Doctor. Everywhere I go, bookstores, TV, even the sides of buses...he's there. I can't take it anymore. "Get Real!" and **** off, you and...
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    11 Responses Nov 9, 2008

    Corny Stuff That Annoys Me

    -animal print leggings on grown women -pourn with a storyline -thongs on men -thongs on women -men with pants so tight you can see their balls -camel toe -spray tans -Bon Jovi -some Internet slang -cars that say what kind of car they are on the windshield -mullets...
    MyNameIsHurl MyNameIsHurl
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Aug 6, 2013

    Jerry Springer in a suit.

    That's Dr. Phil in a nutshell.
    alittlefun53NC alittlefun53NC
    61-65, M
    4 Responses Jan 22

    My grandpa watches this show everyday

    and actually agrees with him! Doctor Phil humiliates people who came onto his show to seek help.
    littljay littljay
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 3, 2015


    He is totally clueless to the reality of life.
    tatteredwings tatteredwings
    8 Responses Jun 4, 2009

    Don't Get Me Started.

    It was when I saw him talking about teen sex when I was in highschool that I immediately realized I might very well loathe "Dr." Phil. He tends to make insane blanket judgements. During said episode he made it very clear that the only reasons teenagers have sex are...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Jan 8, 2009


    This man typifies everything that is soulless and evil in the world of Women's television. Not only does he take extreme pleasure (as well as a hefty paycheck) at the misfortune of his "guests," and give horrible, hackneyed advice that borders on...
    zeligocity zeligocity
    22-25, M
    17 Responses Nov 8, 2008

    Yes, He Is!

    He always takes sides and not really based on logic...and he can be too harsh on people, which makes me mad.
    oliveostrovsky oliveostrovsky
    Sep 25, 2011

    He Can Not Be A Real Doctor

    theres no way , all he says are his opinions theres no actual backhand knowledge on anything he says , he is a close minded douche, his audience is a bunch of old ladys who sadly are just stuck on his ****, i really hope people dont listen to his bullshit, i cant stand his show...
    agonyblue agonyblue
    1 Response Sep 2, 2011

    Persuasive Phil Give Him A Cheer!.

    I would never discuss any personal matter with this man. He's certainly smart but when he talks it's just common sense, and at the end of the show you may get a copy of his newly released book. Now that's a business man he seizes the opportunity, searches for the vunerable and...
    scarecrowe scarecrowe
    22-25, M
    Sep 18, 2010

    Ugh, My Mother Likes Him

    My mother likes him, but me and my sister think he's a douchebag to top all other douchebags.  My mother thinks that people don't like him because he "tells it as it is".  No, that's not why.  They don't like him because he always thinks he's right...and...
    poisonalice poisonalice
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Dec 4, 2008

    Dr. Phil Is Full... of **it!

     I cannot believe the drivel that flows from this guy's mouth.  He is such a pandering, nutlesss, male bashing wuss, who has completely lost his mind.  And, has this guy looked in his pants lately?  I think something may be missing there as well...
    peterson1964 peterson1964
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Nov 6, 2008

    He's A Moron

    Don't have anything else to say. My time is too precious to spend it on writing anything related to this idiot.Case closed.
    SunnySmile SunnySmile
    31-35, F
    Feb 8, 2011

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