I Think Duct Tape Will Fix Anything

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    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Jan 5, 2016

    I'll Never Forget What You Said ... Ever ...

    I remember, a few months ago, I'd gotten very attached to an Ep member, and one night, this person had been having a bad night...lots of crap going down in her life .. Well, long story short, she had said some stuff to me, and upset me .. I updated my status ... To read...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie
    1 Response Nov 15, 2013


    If it cant your not using enough!!!
    Gemzaayy Gemzaayy
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 26, 2012

    Duct Tape, Wd 40 and Blue Tarp.

    if it moves when it shouldnt, duct tape it. if i doesnt move and it should, WD 40 it if neither of the above work, put it in the garden and cover with blue tarp.
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    10 Responses Apr 12, 2008
    YourGoodFriend YourGoodFriend
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Mar 12, 2014

    I mean it seriously does.

    Duct tape is freakin awesome. Lol one time I made a hammer out of duct tape and it actually hurt pretty bad to get hit by it lol.
    Lolllipoop Lolllipoop
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jan 13, 2015

    Duct Tape Will Give You Cleavage.

    it sure will.  i played a dominatrix in a play a year or two ago (this is absolutely HILARIOUS to people who know me in real life. i'm sure no one here will bat an eye) and i decided i needed more cleavage. the corset top thing was kind of flattening stuff to the sides, as...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Nov 2, 2007

    How I Would Like To Use Duct Tape

    I could just tape shut the mouth of anyone who talks too much and won't listen.
    marvinlzinn marvinlzinn
    66-70, M
    Nov 25, 2012

    Of Course

    It's kind of a man thing I guess, if it can't be fixed with duct tape it's not worth being fixed
    CrazyTeen223 CrazyTeen223
    22-25, M
    Oct 20, 2013

    Caravan Sink

    it worked for me sink is now waterproof after massive crack in it
    christinemelody christinemelody
    56-60, T
    Nov 25, 2012

    Because its true. Everything from repairing a

    totaled car to building a house, Duct tape has you covered.
    persononinternet persononinternet
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jan 12, 2014

    Its A Miracle!

    It cures foot in mouth disease hehe. And it comes in pwetty designs!
    Lilcuppa Lilcuppa
    70+, F
    3 Responses Jul 28, 2012

    And I Mean Everything Hehehehe

    Name ONE thing that duct tape couldn't fix................. THATS RIGHT, YOU CAN'T :P
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Nov 8, 2009

    Yea especially ppl who dont ever have anything

    nice to say put a few pieces on their mouth that'll shut em up
    afropuffchick afropuffchick
    18-21, F
    Dec 31, 2013

    Duct Tape And Wd40

    If it is loose and it shouldn't be use duct tape, if it is stuck and it shouldn't be use wd40
    deleted deleted
    Jun 7, 2012

    DUCK It

    If Duck tape can’t fix it then you just need to go buy your self a new one. Because it is wore slap out.
    LateNightGuy LateNightGuy
    41-45, M
    5 Responses May 23, 2008

    Kept Me Leg On

    Had trouble with keeping my leg on at one point. Duct tape held in in place all day. How many people can say they've used it to hold BODY part on?
    krool1969 krool1969
    46-50, M
    1 Response May 1, 2012

    That Cut Needs Stitches

    Three years ago a friend and i were just starting out on a bicycle trip from DC to Pittsburgh. I had been up over 24 hours and was not at my best when i was using a very sharp knife to cut through heavy plastic. It seemed to give all at once and the blade went into my palm into...
    climber1 climber1
    66-70, M
    5 Responses Dec 6, 2012

    Duct Tape

    Duct tape,Great fixer,Believe it,Or not,Even fixed bike-frame,Added carrier too,Believe you me,It worked,Every now and then,Added more,Problem solved! 
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Mar 9, 2012

    I tried putting it on my sista's mouth & put it

    on her hair, because she 👀 scary w/o it!! I 💜 duck tape, QUACK!!!
    pyeito pyeito
    31-35, M
    Jan 12, 2014

    I used to think duct tape could fix anything.

    So, I tried to use duct tape to fix my social life. People got pissed at me cause they couldnt get that s-t out of their hair!
    Mossonarock Mossonarock
    46-50, M
    Aug 13, 2015

    I Learned Everything I Know About Repair From Red

    redgreen.com"And remember, If the women don't find you attractive at least have them find you handy"
    babybearjean babybearjean
    61-65, M
    Aug 13, 2013

    Duct Tape And Wood Putty

    I must include wood putty as the few things duct tape won't take care of, wood putty will. I once repaired a deck with wood putty. Not impressed ? Consider the deck had missing boards and I crafted new boards out of wood putty. I had no money for new boards. I had no tools. I did...
    bitterdregs bitterdregs
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Nov 15, 2009

    Thats Right!

    If ducktape wasnt meant to fix anything- then why was it invented?
    NerdyBirdy NerdyBirdy
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jul 4, 2010

    Taped my phones screen back on

    once 😂😂😂😂 surprisingly, it worked afterward even if it only was a day before it broke again.
    Janalino Janalino
    18-21, M
    Dec 25, 2015

    Just slap some on there,

    good as new! :P
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 19, 2015

    It Works As a Great Seat Belt

    So in 1996, I was 16.  My parents' rule was that if I was caught with anyone in my car without a seat belt on, they would take my license. My kid sister was 8 and she thought she was 20. I had to take her to her dance lessons and she refused to wear her seat...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Aug 24, 2009

    Just a Few Uses....

    For camping: fix holes in your tent, help fasten your tarp to the tent, use in place of tent stakes if you have to camp on pavement, fix the broken handle of your cooler, use in place of bungees if you have to haul your stuff a long way to where you're camping, fasten a fan to...
    ShewhoisEvolving ShewhoisEvolving
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Mar 22, 2008
    kittyluv78 kittyluv78
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Mar 17, 2014
    SweeetKiester SweeetKiester
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Oct 8, 2014

    Duct Tape To The Rescue

    Have you noticed how duct tape has changed? It's so purdy now! Lots of patterns from... Well lots of patterns and solids. Today I picked up some shiny red for Christmas.... For the packages I will mail, and to repair the front door lock, my closet rod, the electrical cord, that...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart
    56-60, F
    4 Responses Nov 25, 2012
    deleted deleted
    Nov 16, 2009

    Duct Tape

    Duct Tape will fix anything. Broken doors, broken windows, axes, hammers, vans, boats anything, just ask Red Green
    lingerieme lingerieme
    51-55, M
    Dec 5, 2012

    My Favorite Duct Tape Quote

    Duct tape is like the Force:  it has a light side and a dark side, and holds the universe together!
    SunnyKris SunnyKris
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Oct 11, 2007

    "DUCK" Tape

    Duct tape will fix almost anything.  I have used it to hold my door shut when I had a car accident so I could drive straight to work and not be late.,  I have used it to hold together my pipes until my brother could come out and look at it.  I used it to help added...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    21 Responses May 15, 2008

    The crisper drawer in my fridge broke,

    and would not slide in and out, the plastic lip that slid back and forth broke. I put a piece of duct tape on it and it still works like a charm.....that was 10 years ago.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jan 13, 2014
    hogtiedtom hogtiedtom
    51-55, M
    Feb 5, 2016

    Duct Tape On The Moon...

    Reference: http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2008/21apr_ducttape/ It was a serious problem.  Most of the fender had gotten torn off the moonbuggy by accident.  This meant the lunar dust could potentially become much a much worse problem, darkening the...
    hylierandom hylierandom
    1 Response Feb 7, 2012

    Good For Backpacks

    yeah you read that right. it will even fix backpacks i know this from personal experience. because i have a lot of text books and notebooks and stuff that i have to carry around and i have a huge hoel in the corner of my bag now from the corners of the books. and duct tape fixed...
    imXhereXbutXyouXdontXseeXme imXhereXbutXyouXdontXseeXme
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Feb 24, 2008

    It doesn't fix the fact

    that your dad left.
    panthrax00 panthrax00
    18-21, M
    Aug 4, 2014

    This one time... I made a wallet.

    .. From duct tape...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Aug 13, 2015

    Sadly, duct tape can't fix stupid.

    But... it can muffle it.
    deleted deleted
    Aug 26, 2015

    Duct Tape Wallets

    My wife is Girl Scout leader for our daughters Troop. For a Christmas project, they are making wallets for homeless men out of Duct Tape. The idea is to provide a dry place for them to keep and ID and papers. They actually work terrific and don't look bad either. Is there...
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Dec 10, 2012
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