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I Think Ex Spouses Need Animal Names

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    Iffin I was to write what names I thought about my ex-husband, there are times that it might be x-rated!!
    PeedeeDog PeedeeDog 12919 4 Responses Oct 11, 2008

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    I Love Compairing People to Animals, Actually..

    The first was a dog, with wide-apart questioning eyes. He wasn't a thinker, but a do-er. A hard worker, who needed approval. The second was a black panther. Independent, dark, powerful and smart. The third was a bear. Lovable, big, caring but loud.
    PinkBunnyProject PinkBunnyProject 22-25, F Sep 26, 2008

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    Our ex's.  We've all had them and survived the wreckage. Might as well have fun with it.      What animal does your former love remind you of ?  honestly, my first husband reminds me of an old grouchy gorilla. Sitting there scowling at me.I...
    wiseowl wiseowl 61-65, F 5 Responses Sep 25, 2008

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    My old avatar! :o How dare they! Um... well, I don't have an ex spouse but if I did, I don't think I'd waste time naming him. That requires thought, energy and time - neither of which I would want to waste on an ex husband. But, more importantly, my monkeys!! 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 27, 2008

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