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I Think Fake Breast Are Ridiculous

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    Ugh

    I really don't know what all the hype is about. Not only do I object to plastic surgery in general, but there's nothing at all wrong with small breasts. I'd rather have a flat girlfriend than one with implants. And I truly mean that. So ladies, please don't feel inadequite no...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 18, 2008

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    Seriously...

    If you've had breast cancer or were born disfigured or get into an accident or something, fine...or if after childbirth working out doesn't help your boobs out at all, fine...I'm all for it. Everyone deserves to have nice bewbs! But otherwise, just deal with what God gave you. I...
    Warmthoughtsofyou04 Warmthoughtsofyou04 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 1, 2008

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    "Touch Them. They Feel So Real!"

    Ok...why is it that when a woman buys boobs she has to 1. Show them to you and 2. Ask you (as a woman) to feel them?   It's really very awkward.  Not the boob-touching, but the obligation you then feel to agree that these big bubbles of silicone do feel real, do...
    hippieheart hippieheart 41-45, F 22 Responses Apr 7, 2008

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    Seriously

    What do you DO with all that ***!!!??  What good are fake *** breasts??  Just eye candy, I imagine.
    filthydieseltech filthydieseltech 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 14, 2009

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    Rather Have 'em Real

    Boobs are great but not when they're fabricated.  I've always had a problem with them and find them unattractive.  I'm generally unattracted to people that are very superficial.  There is one exception though.  I had told a friend how I feel about them...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses Jun 7, 2007

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    Yes They Are

    I love breasts and I would like a bigger size, but I hate implants.  Nothing compares to the real softness of natural breasts.  If I want a bigger size, I would rather try through diet and exercise.  And if that doesn't work, then oh well!  I would rather have...
    NikilovesMarcel NikilovesMarcel 70+ 3 Responses Feb 4, 2008

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    Barbie Type Bullshit Going On There.

    To quote a lyric from a well known song about the butt: "Silicone parts are made for toys".
    orderedchaos orderedchaos 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 21, 2013

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    Not All But Most,

     They help many women who actually lose their breast to cancer which is understandable. To risk your life to have bigger breasts to please someone else is dangerous and have not understood why women keep risking it. The women I have met who had it done where not happy with...
    BeTheBestMe BeTheBestMe 36-40, F 1 Response May 1, 2009

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    You Know How That Saying Goes Be Happy With What You Got, Some of These Plastic Barbies Should Take That Advice.

    so i know i wrote a story about this already, but i wanted to get into this a little more. i'm so sick of everybody trying to perfect themselves. some women just do it because they want to be noticed. oh yeah honey when you're walking into the room with triple F's even the gay...
    unfucktheworld unfucktheworld 22-25, F Sep 8, 2008

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    If You Can Tell They're Fake, What's The Point?

    I'm not even against people getting plastic surgery necessarily. Even if someone wasn't disfigured or something. But with implants a lot of the time you can tell they're not natural. What's the point of making yourself look like some human blow up doll? I just don't get it. Then...
    antiflash antiflash 22-25, T 2 Responses Aug 13, 2013

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    Omg

    so a long time ago I wanted implants. I even found a procedure that makes them look really real (they put it under the muscle and some other stuff) anyway. one day I'm at the pool and i see this lady with huge fake ones. I couldn't stop LAUGHING! her breasts were floating in the...
    antibiotic antibiotic 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 7, 2007

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    Hate Them

    i hate them. i dont think woman should have to degrade themselves by getting fake breasts. i think woman should be proud of their bodies.
    bigc420 bigc420 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 24, 2008

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    Only Because

     I have heard from people with implants that some lose sensitivity in their nipples.  That ruins it for me, especially because nipples are a major erogenous zone for many women.  Defeats the purpose of having boobs at all!  
    apencilfornow apencilfornow 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 12, 2008

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    Fake Breast Are Absolutely the Worst Thing

    they are weird looking..i can tell when any chick has fake boobs..ive never seen them add anything to the person who has them...the same as any other plastic surgery that is purely vain, also for those who have lowww self esteem. heres how i can feel better, inject god knows what...
    helentheripper14 helentheripper14 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 1, 2008

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    Real Boobs Or Gtfo

    Fake boobs don't look good they just look fake. Real boobs or gtfo.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F May 29, 2008

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    Floaters....

    Huge fake boobs aren't sexy at all. It's kinda weird in fact. I don't like huge boobs, fake or not! Maybe because i have big boobs too! and i like natural,and strong women, who doesn't need to change their appereance just to be liked. For instance, look a pamela andreson pic...
    andreinac13 andreinac13 22-25, F Oct 11, 2008

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    Interesting Article....

    I read an interesting article about Men Craving 'Real' Bodies in women...my favorite part of the entire thing was this: "This is the part I think women don’t understand. When a guy falls in love, his lover’s body parts become bewitching. I’m not going to...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F Aug 20, 2008

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    Not All of Them

    I think if kept in moderation, people can do what they want with their bodies. If someone is born with less than they would like naturally, who am I to say that they should grin and bear it. BUT, I also think that just because you paid a lot of money for something doesn't mean I...
    DelightfulBabe08 DelightfulBabe08 26-30 4 Responses Dec 20, 2008

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    They Don't Look Good!

    Most of the time, fake breasts look horrible. Even when you don't have a ridiculous size that is naturally impossible. They are terrible. Natural breasts look a lot better, and are a lot healthier. I hate it when you could tell someone has fake breasts. 
    animallover110293 animallover110293 18-21, F May 17, 2013

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    Bewbz Bewbz Bewbz

    Some implants look okay, if they're proportioned properly and not looking like they're painfully engorged... I think big implants look pretty scary, especially on thin girls. (Anyone here know import model Francine Dee? ) I'm a female, and I can appreciate a nice pair of breasts...
    paperalias paperalias 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 21, 2008

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    Gross

    I have a friend/acquaintance that I was growing to like but when I heard she had DD implants put in I decided I didn't really like her anymore.  I think that it's gross and like a self-mutilation to get implants.  She was beautiful the way she was!! Even if...
    SteenaBeana SteenaBeana 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 13, 2007

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    Some..

    some are, especially when they are on "constant display". i mean if they're only gotten to be flaunted around..like it's a new car, then please keep it moving.
    lostprophet lostprophet 22-25, F Apr 17, 2009

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    They Are So Unnatural.

    But I guess I only say that because I certainly do not need them.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F Apr 25, 2009

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    You Only Need a Handful

    anything more is just to much. :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 24, 2008

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    Only Petite Myself!

    I do not understand why some females want breast enhancement and set about saving a lot of money for them to be silicon implanted. They do not look real, the things used are not safe, and you have to replace them after a few years. All this aggravation so you can look as if you...
    aoutdouze aoutdouze 18-21, F Aug 26, 2013

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    Natural Please!

    I prefer a woman with natural breasts. Maybe it's just me but implants seem so, I don't know, cheesy to me. Just be and accept yourself with who you are. Screw what society says.
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 11, 2011

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    Take the Lady In the Icon For This Group As Example

    damn. what the ****? why do so many women want huge boobs and get all jealous of the ones who have them? i mean, i know you've probably heard women with pretty big boobies complain about how much they can be such a pain sometimes or that they get negative attention from it and it...
    unfucktheworld unfucktheworld 22-25, F 5 Responses Aug 27, 2008

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    People

    We should be happy with what we were born with!!
    Cynn Cynn 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 13, 2008

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    IMHO Mine Are Fine Like They Are...comments Welcome Lol...

    I just think that the saline and silicone used in fake breast effect he structure of a breast so much that it is not worth going through the trouble.  Fungirl had hers reduced and will go through another reduction before all is said and done but when I was going through the...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Aug 4, 2008

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    If They Do Not Look Natural...

    then they do not seem very cool to me.    But, personally, I think the behind is more important then the boobs.
    Gelfwings Gelfwings 26-30, F Apr 25, 2008

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    Haha

    I was sitting in bed watching "The Soup" this morning and they highlighted one of the funniest reality show clips I've ever seen. A woman was swinging on a rope hanging from a tree and she was preparing to jump into a very large body of water (probably a lake or...
    godsmack666 godsmack666 18-21, M 6 Responses Oct 10, 2009

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    Natural Looks Best!!

    Why??? What on Earth do you gain from having boobs so big you can't see your feet? Sure, they make you look more sexy to some men, but, it's so obvious that some of them are fake that there seems no point. I'm perfectly happy with mine, sure, sometimes I get annoyed by them and...
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 25, 2007

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    Why Do They Bother?

    I was in this ***** club, (not my usual thing, but it was a mate's stag night, so I thought I'd try it) and I had a dance off this girl, I have to say it was one of the least arousing experiences of my life. She was pretty enough, but having 2 cold, hard pieces of meat, sticking...
    wiener wiener 31-35, M Nov 3, 2007

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    And Dangerous Sometimes

    A few years ago, one of my patients had a horrible experience with her breast implants. She had a four wheeler wreck with a friend, and hit the handle bars before being tossed off the bike. Even after the physical pain and bruising went away, the patient continued to get sick and...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 2 Responses May 20, 2013

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    All Things In Proportion and Moderation...

    I do agree that overly large breast implants for the sake of attempting to be more attractive are ridiculous. On the other hand, having breast implants after breast surgery for cancer can be very important to the psychological recovery process, and in that case, I would fully...
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo 31-35, M 6 Responses Jun 11, 2007

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    Ouch

    Oh come on. What? I won't want to have fake boobs. I like my boobs.  
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 14, 2009

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    Just... No

     My opinion on them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jeUHqRgbzwMay not be your taste in music (I love NOFX, this is pretty raw and early stuff from them though. Love when they break into '50s style at the end :P) , but it sums up my thoughts on fake boobs. Lyrics...
    KeasbeyNights KeasbeyNights 22-25, M Jan 12, 2010

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    I Regret Having Implants When I Was 16

    When I was 16 years old - before I had the brains to judge for myself just how ridiculous fake boobs are - I was talked into having them done by a scummy "modelling agent". They arranged the surgery (in another country), helped me to keep it from my parents.... one...
    Sandra Sandra 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 7, 2007

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    They've Gotten Better....

    There are reasons why a girl gets surgury I understand... its important for self esteem... and no matter how much people say .. they're beautiful the way they are, some people need to feel it themselves.... But... I remember in the old days when it always seemed like they...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 6, 2009

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    Oh They Are!

    Well I'm sure some look good.... But i wont be filling mine with silicone!
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    ****

    I watch **** with my husband and I could not believe how fake, the fake boobs look! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Their fake looking! No women, very had boobs that look like that. Well, I am not one for looking at other womens boobs in that manner but I do believe....... us, women do...
    123ct 123ct 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 29, 2008

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    Who Ever Haves Fake Boobs.

    they become recyclable. they're more fake than Lady Gaga.
    NoLifeOnEP NoLifeOnEP 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 13, 2011

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    Why

    What a waste. I never have understood the need for these. I think they are silly looking at the very least. Everyone is different and small breasts are as beautiful as large breasts as are medium breasts. I understand men have fixations on specific parts of the female body but...
    lostandscared lostandscared 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 31, 2008

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