I Think Farts Are Funny

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 427 People

    fetishacx fetishacx
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 21, 2014

    The other day at work I let a really nasty SBD

    one out. I looked at the woman beside me and said, "I'm so sorry." She was confused and asked what I was sorry for. Then she smelled it and laughed while fanning her hand in front of her face. :P
    thecellardoor thecellardoor
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Nov 22, 2014

    This one day I joked around with my husband

    about My dog farting in right in His face and all the sudden my dog jumped up on me a stuck his butt in My face and let out the stinkiest dog fart in MY face. I laughed My *** off. Smart Dog, the joke was on Me. I'm baffled at how well He understands English.
    jamielove7777 jamielove7777
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2015

    Girls N Farting i really want a girl to fart on

    my lap and on cam and be friends with too and hopefully be close with if any girl is willing to fart and be friends with me and get close to me please email or comment i really wanna hear a girl fart and fart on my lap ect. PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU!!!!
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21
    22-25, M
    Feb 17, 2014

    i like girls farting is there any girl

    who does not mind farting? or like farting? can any girl on here fart good?
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21
    22-25, M
    Nov 29, 2014

    I like girls farting,

    any girls that don't mind farting or lives near Washington, D.C. Message me.
    Esteban123901 Esteban123901
    18-21, M
    Jun 8, 2015

    Any girl up for farting on cam please reply

    with there Skype name is getting annoying now and feeling angry
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21
    22-25, M
    Feb 1, 2014

    Girls And Farting All i do is watch these girls

    farting videos and its so annoying that no one will fart on my lap or in front of me, i just wish a girl would and would feel comfortable doing it and are really good at farting why is it so hard to find a girl that will but i am guessing i never will find a girl that will fart...
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21
    22-25, M
    Feb 17, 2014

    I have rewritten a 70,

    s love song for f@rt lovers.Sund to the tune of " I like dreamin " Hope Kenny does not mind. I like f@rtin Cause f@rtin can make you mine I like f@rtin When your pants go down Smell your bum so tight Got my nose up your a@s And it,s paradise till the morning light I see us on...
    petrew petrew
    51-55, M
    Nov 28, 2015

    I think all farts are funny.

    Some of mine are like a high pitched squeak. Or I'll let one out and I'll say "are there any ducks around cause I just heard a quack ".
    balloonboy34 balloonboy34
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Dec 20, 2015

    I Wish To Had This Skill!

    Whoa that'd be amazing to have an ability of making girls fart on demand :D Just like this guy:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc6FtTTfnZM  
    LilSnifferMan LilSnifferMan
    22-25, M
    Dec 2, 2012

    Me and my friends have a weird sense of humour.

    After a sleepover, none of us can hardly breathe in the room we sleep in. No wonder we hardly have any other friends!
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jul 19, 2015


    I remember one night when it was midnight and my family were upstairs asleep, while I was in the living room on my iPad. For some reason, I needed a pee and I had gas too. I remember suddenly letting one rip, like a burp sound. Suddenly I started bursting into tears of laughter...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Jun 4, 2012


    prt prt prt prrrrrrttttttttttt pt pt pt prt prttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.......................................LOL
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Aug 23, 2010

    Smelly Fart

     I want to let my wind blow free,but I am scared they’ll know it’s me.If it’s smelly I will die,I’ll have to explain or cry. Because I really don’t know why, as soon as I relax, I fly.It’s shooting out, a burning shot.What did I...
    emmasharn emmasharn
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 16, 2009


    As a kid, we had hard pews in church, wood benches without padding. Try getting a kid to sit still on a hard church pew for an hour...we needed to entertain ourselves. My brother and I would see who could fart silently during the sermon. I think that is why my parents...
    ohnudeone ohnudeone
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Jan 21, 2009

    This Site

    I love how everyone just lets out their inner freak on this ! Hollllllla ! Lol ;p 😄☺😛
    SincerelyJasmineXO SincerelyJasmineXO
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 23, 2013

    Eww You Pooted

    me and my boyfriend find this funny as well we'll be relaxing and all of a sudden one of us will let it rip and we'll make a joke out of it if he does it I'll say eww you pooted and he'll respond with no I didn't but image us two adults saying this stuff like we were kids it...
    mak314 mak314
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 15, 2007

    Farts Hey'a guys this is going to sound weird

    but i like it when girls fart on my lap or in front of me someone did not long ago and i liked it i am from north Devon and i hope to find a girl that will like me for me and will feel open about farting in front of me and on my lap ect. I am also a drummer in a reggae/ska band...
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21
    22-25, M
    Feb 17, 2014

    Hahahahahahhahaahahahaahhahhashhsshhhahahshahahaha lol I'm so immature lolz
    ArtemistheHunter ArtemistheHunter
    13-15, F
    6 Responses Aug 4, 2015

    The Never Ending Fart

    Ever been stifling a fart and someone makes you laugh? So you poot out loud, which makes the situation even funnier. So then, all of the gas you have been stifling all day just blasts out, in concert with your laughter.... ha ha ha poot poot poot haaaa pooooot ha ha poot poot
    noexcuses noexcuses
    36-40, F
    1 Response Oct 29, 2007

    If i fart and i dont

    even care that you're there, im comfortable with you. just sayin
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Apr 19, 2015

    Some are funnier than others,

    but yeah they usually get a laugh out of me.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Nov 6, 2015

    Here Is Something That People In Poland Drink [pic] :p

    Too bad it's no longer produced  lol
    LilSnifferMan LilSnifferMan
    22-25, M
    Oct 22, 2012


    I think farting is hilarious and i have done it. I still to this day sneak up to my older sister and fart on her and she goes crazy. When holidays come around i make sure i find out where my older sister will be whether its my mom or my fathers and i make my apperance. its even...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Aug 27, 2012

    Is there any girls out there

    who don't mind farting in front of people please comment or message me
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 4, 2014

    Light At Your Own Risk...

    I had a friend that thought it would be a good idea to try and light one on fire. The poor thing almost turned her lower body into a blazing inferno!
    suzer suzer
    26-30, F
    10 Responses Sep 1, 2007

    They Can Also Help You Find Friends

    Once I was at a party and there were a lot of snobby people there. So I farted – said excuses me then turned to the person next to me and asked if it sounded sincere. 2 of the people that were standing there left but  one guy said – no problem man and we...
    Nanoose Nanoose
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Apr 16, 2008

    MORE Gas Than Exxon

    "A burp tasted, is a fart wasted"! The funniest thing I can think of  to do is when you're in the grocery store. You're in your favorite aisle and let a fat one rip! You pass an old lady who's about to walk into that toxic cloud you left behind. Then as you peek...
    dcwfn dcwfn
    Aug 9, 2009

    I sometimes fart and sneeze at the same time.

    It's so funny and embarrassing, but really funny.
    AliceAlice19 AliceAlice19
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 13, 2015

    Lol Yes I Think This Is The One Thing That Can Always Make Me Laugh

    I hate self righteous ******* that think they are too fancy or high class to fart... How could you NOT think its funny???  I don't get how it's gross.. I find it ******* hilarious... That's one of the reasons I don't like chicks lol.. because most dont have the 8 yo little...
    Debunkifyme Debunkifyme
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 3, 2010

    Guess What..

    Yeah, I fart all the time.. Nothing is wrong with me I just fart from everything..man I can't help but crack up after I fart.. yeah I am a woman but, I don't care. I can out fart anyone I know.. man, woman, child.. I have some raunchy smelling ones too.. I have alway been able to...
    MistressDawn MistressDawn
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Oct 23, 2008

    My dog is appalled every time He passes gas out

    His bum. It is hilarious to see him look and sniff his own bum. The first time it startled Him so bad that He ran away from his own fart. LMBO!!
    jamielove7777 jamielove7777
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2015


    The reason most of my stuff is about farts cause I think they are funnY! so do most of my friends. Although i dont have a fart fetish like some people
    imaboss99 imaboss99
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jul 18, 2012

    I Got Busted In A Record Store

    This was the day after New Years in 2000. I was hung over. I don't know what possessed me to go there feeling sick from drinking too much the night before but the bubbly champaign made me gassy. Some kid who looked to be about 10 busted me. He gave me the evil eye and pulled his...
    deleted deleted
    Mar 23, 2012

    Farts Are Funny!

    Okay, Honestly, who hasn't thought a fart is funny one time in their lives? Just think of making light of a potentially embarrassing situation!
    eastsidechick eastsidechick
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Aug 29, 2007

    Hehe! When you have guy friends,

    you just eventually start to find farts just as hilarious as they do. Whenever one of my friends fart, I just laugh uncontrollably. It may seem immature to laugh at something such as that, but you need to laugh at something nowadays.
    Imaginarionify Imaginarionify
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Feb 17, 2014

    Humor At Its Best

    Omg, farts are too funny. I mean simply hilarious. One time me, my step brother, and his aunt was on the bus and this fat lady farted so loud. We had to do everthing we can to try not to burst out laughing. Aw man that was a good time. Another time in high school one of my...
    groundshaker groundshaker
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Nov 3, 2012
    JebediahFartski JebediahFartski
    41-45, M
    Sep 23, 2015

    My Daughter

    Its around 10pm and I climb into bed ready to get some R&R. Laying their trying to relax my brain my fiance decides to cop a feel. Now my brain is fully aroused along with a few other body parts. So, we're exchanging caresses and kisses and deep meaningful looks into each others...
    Luci Luci
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 27, 2007

    I know it's very immature of me,

    but I think it's hilarious when someone lets a 'silent but deadly' one off. Don't know why.
    EponymousAnonymous EponymousAnonymous
    3 Responses Apr 7, 2014

    You Better Believe It

    I'm 20 and I find it hilarious! Particularly fart scenes in movies! Nutty Professor, The Man, etc. The book I'm working on is riddled with fart humour, as well as other off-color humour. All the fart, and toilet scenes inspired by the YouTube clips I've viewed.
    LG2002 LG2002
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Nov 23, 2013
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