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I Think Garden Gnomes Are Evil

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    I Dunno...

    I guess they are evil. Or maybe it's just because I want their pointy hats.
    RealCold RealCold 13-15, F May 8, 2011

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    Bug-Eyed

    Nasty, creepy things. The only thing that is inconsistent with my Scandinavian heritage is that I HATE gnomes.
    notthis78 notthis78 36-40, F Oct 27, 2013

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    Link Between Your Beliefs In Evil Garden Gnomes And Christianity..

    ..............................your wrong...............
    Surrealist12 Surrealist12 22-25, M Jan 21, 2012

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    Wanted Criminal

    This is the guy that kicked over the pot-plants =)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 27, 2010

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