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I Think Garden Gnomes Are Evil

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    This is the guy that kicked over the pot-plants =)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 27, 2010

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    Link Between Your Beliefs In Evil Garden Gnomes And Christianity..

    ..............................your wrong...............
    Surrealist12 Surrealist12 22-25, M Jan 21, 2012

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    I Dunno...

    I guess they are evil. Or maybe it's just because I want their pointy hats.
    RealCold RealCold 13-15, F May 8, 2011

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    Bug-Eyed

    Nasty, creepy things. The only thing that is inconsistent with my Scandinavian heritage is that I HATE gnomes.
    notthis78 notthis78 36-40, F Oct 27, 2013

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    I think kind people are so beautiful and its a pity that in a cruel world there are not more kind people ,perhaps then it wouldn't be such a cruel world .
    nakednudist nakednudist 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    They are only funny when someone successfully counter-troll them. Most of the attempted counter-troll on Q&As and experiences with a large member base are not trolling the trolls...
    DomFletch DomFletch 18-21, F 13 hrs ago

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    (This is the kind of action I was taught about in church. I'm not certain I could've managed it even then.~bb)The teenager who saved a man with an SS tattooBy Catherine WynneBBC...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 5 Responses Apr 6

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    I actually think the opposite. I have two friends who love Asian girls and are constantly after them and I absolutely have no interest in them. I honestly find them very average...
    mason167 mason167 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    Like sometimes I think my boyfriend is really dumb.Like for real are you a smart person? nah. He asking me stuff that doesn't make sense...that makes me so mad.
    brojob brojob 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 26

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    We've all made mistakes, but that doesn't mean that you're insignificant or a failure in anyway.. You are here, at this place, in this time.. there for not only are you in the...
    Tripp93 Tripp93 18-21, M Apr 10

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    Haters gon hate but I think all gamer girls are fake right? Where I live anyways.
    Themauvestorm01 Themauvestorm01 22-25 1 Response Apr 16

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    I think their adorable because when they are shy around you, you just wanna try harder for them lol like get them out of their shy zone idk XD
    MariexOkay MariexOkay 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 16

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    I think Asian girls may be beautiful but they don't know how to be good in relationship. Most of them are selfish and non romantic. Whenever I chat with Asian , the first...
    manwarkhn manwarkhn 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 17

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    I have discussed my wife Kim being nude on occasions. However there are times she gets lot of attention by dressing very provocatively and sometimes wearing next to nothing. I love...
    Monumentman Monumentman 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 17

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    Obviously Facebook is so PC because they removed this comment for "harassment". Keep in my mind this is what I wrote verbatim. "I think it's good that people give money to...
    ThereIsNoName3 ThereIsNoName3 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    I'm a 34 sometimes 36 DD (depending on the make of the bra). I've been bullied all through high school because of the size of my breast. It was mostly this one boy in my class, but...
    Readers201 Readers201 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    So much for my so called friend and I know I live by the quote below but seriously the things you ask me for amaze me! Go play with the teenyboppers! β€œThere is nothing I would...
    spiritualdemon spiritualdemon 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    My EP friends are Loveislove12, pompeaj, Anastas17, DawnR59 and xMayesx. :) And my extra special friend is poeticnightmare. I am glad I joined this place. (I'll add more...
    RainbowMind RainbowMind 16-17, T 4 Responses Mar 25

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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ This lady came up to me and was just being down right racist. I just smiled said thank you. So she got very angry and continued to say racist comments and I just...
    ANNI3PI3 ANNI3PI3 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    There's just something about pregnant women that are so beautiful! It would be nice to chit chat with some sometime!
    Tonydatiger44 Tonydatiger44 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 26

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    I agree. Good friends are rare. Very hard to find. There is this one friend I know though that is simply amazing and never fails me or anyone else, always shows me constant love...
    bubble83 bubble83 22-25, F Mar 26

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    My wife is a former athlete and i find women that are muscular to be very sexy
    newkidkc1 newkidkc1 36-40, M 7 Responses Mar 30

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    My fingers are enough to count the number of my good friends. A millipede's legs aren't enough to count the number of acquaintances I have.
    Letmebee Letmebee 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    I am sick to death of my so called friend thinking that I should mind her children for her whenever she wants, I work and she doesn't mind mine I have to pay for my childcare. She...
    Bornsinner30 Bornsinner30 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    Every time I type the word "food," my keyboard thinks I'm trying to say something else and changes it to "good." XD Autocorrect, you make me laugh.
    queenettejeanette queenettejeanette 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    I don't have a best friend or a friend......******* are weird
    girleve girleve 70+, F 3 Responses Apr 7

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    today I was working on a project with a coworker who I've suddenly noticed I'm being closer with, she talked about trying to adopt kids...and how her family is not supporting her...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 7

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    Good friends are rare, incredibly rare. They won't just ditch you because they have new friends to worry about. They will stay with you, no matter how long you wait...
    reivven reivven 13-15, F Apr 8

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    They actually are too big!
    sherpaneha96 sherpaneha96 18-21, F 18 Responses Apr 11

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    1. If the person behind in a line or any place, looks a little sad, ask if they need help.2. Say thank you more often.3. Clean up after yourself after you finish wherever...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 16 Responses Apr 12

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    1. People who held door to other people whether they are men or women. 2. If is rain outside. A person who offer a person an umbrella. 3. A person who offer his or her help to the...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 1 Response Apr 12

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    I love tight underwear but sometimes my balls are so constrained I feel like throwing up
    whisperworld whisperworld 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 13

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    It's a weird feeling to have friends tell me they care about me, love me, are here for me and want me to be okay and happy. I'm not used to it. I'm more used to being looked down...
    tarara0414 tarara0414 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 14

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    If you are egyptian hit me up on here!
    phaselove86 phaselove86 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 14

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    They are the very essence of the universe.
    grgbyce968 grgbyce968 56-60, M Apr 16

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    I don't know why, but it's true, guys who blush are a rarity and I find that so adorable and it's really cute and heartwarming
    awayfromlife awayfromlife 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    yes. they are.cute. I like to be the one who leads them and makes.them nmore comfortable. Usually this are guys who never had a girlfriend. I feel calm around them because I feel...
    energymustmove energymustmove 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    I can't find good friends and keep them. I think something's wrong with me
    Smellmusic Smellmusic 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    So, I'm having a conversation with someone on EP and I mention that I'm not proud, in that I don't think that what I believe to be true might be wrong, and I used gravity as an...
    TooInnocent333 TooInnocent333 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    I think the mothers that have a baby boy should start them out wearing girls clothes
    PonyTailsGirl24 PonyTailsGirl24 46-50, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    ~* They are absolutely adorable!! I just gotta pop their bubble and get all in their space!! I love when they are too shy to talk to you and only end up saying a few words then...
    ImaPrincess344 ImaPrincess344 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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