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I Think Garden Gnomes Are Evil

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 50 People

    Link Between Your Beliefs In Evil Garden Gnomes And Christianity..

    ..............................your wrong...............
    Surrealist12 Surrealist12 22-25, M Jan 21, 2012

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    I Dunno...

    I guess they are evil. Or maybe it's just because I want their pointy hats.
    RealCold RealCold 13-15, F May 8, 2011

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    I saw one in Walgreens

    that was a skeleton gnome. See, I told you they were evil!!
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F Oct 30, 2015

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    Wanted Criminal

    This is the guy that kicked over the pot-plants =)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    Bug-Eyed

    Nasty, creepy things. The only thing that is inconsistent with my Scandinavian heritage is that I HATE gnomes.
    notthis78 notthis78 36-40, F Oct 27, 2013

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    Nads14 Nads14 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 26

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    yes- you. you make a big noise with your brash statements, but they are irrational . please stop talking . thank you.
    MadShadows MadShadows 41-45 Jan 25

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