I Think Garden Gnomes Are Evil

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 46 People

    I Dunno...

    I guess they are evil. Or maybe it's just because I want their pointy hats.
    RealCold RealCold
    13-15, F
    May 8, 2011

    Link Between Your Beliefs In Evil Garden Gnomes And Christianity..

    ..............................your wrong...............
    Surrealist12 Surrealist12
    22-25, M
    Jan 21, 2012

    Bug-Eyed

    Nasty, creepy things. The only thing that is inconsistent with my Scandinavian heritage is that I HATE gnomes.
    notthis78 notthis78
    36-40, F
    Oct 27, 2013

    I saw one in Walgreens

    that was a skeleton gnome. See, I told you they were evil!!
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    Oct 30, 2015

    Wanted Criminal

    This is the guy that kicked over the pot-plants =)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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