Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut.
I once made a Weeping Willow laugh.
Cars look both ways for me, before driving down the street.
My shadow has been on the "best dressed" list...twice.
I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons, about me.
If I were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would.
I once started a fire using only dental floss and water
My friends call me by name, my enemies don't call me anything because they are all dead.
I never wear a watch, because time is always on my side.
I once won the Tour-de-France but was disqualified, for riding a Unicycle.
My love making has been detected by a seismograph.
My feet don't get blisters, my shoes do.
My ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons.
I once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Magnum...and won.
I think that governments should build factories that would burn tobacco and pouring huge amounts of smoke to atmosphere, it should be as much those factories as they can make to...
If opportunity knocks and I am not at home, opportunity waits.
But many say ban kids
Instead of starting their free site.
Greedy and disgusting.
My cereal never gets soggy, it stays there crispy, just for me.
Do soulmates exist, well, I am inclined to believe they do as this person comes pretty darn close.
So, almost 5 years ago(5 years as of Feb 2016) I was on Second Life and happened...
Sharks have a week dedicated to me.
The dark is afraid of me.
My signature won a Pulitzer.
I am the life of parties I have never attended.
I once won the world series of poker using only Uno cards
I once won a staring contest with my own reflection.
The circus ran away to join me.
I can speak Japanese...in French.
I once was pulled over for speeding and the cop got the ticket.
Superman has pajamas with my logo on them.
When I drive a car off the lot it increases in value.
I give bear hugs to bears.
My passport does not require a photo.
I once brought a knife to a gunfight just to even the odds.
Actually, the correct title should be, "I KNOW no one really cares". This cold, hard reality of human existence was unfortunately proven to me by my own experiment in reciprocity...
I would love to do a masters in Quantum mechanics, as well as study string theory & dark matter. Just a shame that I would spend the rest of my life paying off the tuition...
In museums I'm actually allowed to touch the art work.
I don't pretend to be the greatest person in the world. I know there have been points in my life where I have told small lies. But I think I am pretty much an honest and...