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I Think Husbands Really Suck Sometimes

A place to vent or talk about anything you'd like concerning marriage life. 18 People

    Hubbys In Worst Case Scenarios *satire*

    "Where's my dinner/my socks/my shirt/my sex...?" - For goodness sake man, you have a brain...find it yourself. "What have you done all day?" - Waited for you to ask this question. "No wife of mine is going out looking like -that-." - Fine, what...
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 7 Responses Jan 3, 2009

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    It's True, We Do

    ... but sometimes that could be a good thing. That's one of the reasons I don't have one!  I opted for a wife instead.  I highly recommend it, I think everyone should get a wife instead of a husband, as a matter of fact I'd prefer to be wife over a...
    SomeguyinUT SomeguyinUT 31-35 6 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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    I Don't Like Him Today

    I came storming upstairs about an hour ago, furious at my husband because once again he forgot that a wife is not the same thing as a child.   When he starts telling me, with a perfect confidience in his right to do so, what I can and can't do, it makes me furious. ...
    mexpat mexpat 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 7, 2009

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    More Like All The Time

    Yes I believe all husbands suck but none more than mine. Here's a perfect example of it. The other day my husband said something really strange to me. I had recently gained a few pounds and my breast got a little larger. I didn't know you could gain weight in you **** but...
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 5 Responses Sep 1, 2011

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    Scared To Death

    am scared that i might be pregnant for my ex married boyfriend who is leaving the the country next month.the worst thing is i am about to write my final exams and im only 18 wat do i do?
    willnever willnever 18-21, F Aug 23, 2011

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    I Just Figured Something Out

    When I was thinking compromise, compassion and harmony, he was thinking Dominance!  Dominance!  He thinks every time I give in and let him get his way to avoid massive unpleasantness, he has dominated and won.  I never might have noticed if I didn't see the way...
    mexpat mexpat 41-45, F May 16, 2010

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    Yes...They Do

    I agree that husbands suck sometimes.....   But then so do wives....But when the wives do....The husbands love it....
    singer1960 singer1960 46-50, F 6 Responses Mar 21, 2009

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    The Story Is Boring

    Nope not sharing the story... probably the same as everyone elses...just the high lights change. so instead i'll share a couple of lovely thoughts: Friends help friends move Real friends help friends move bodies.   AND... Reals friends are the people you...
    Tzech Tzech 46-50, F 9 Responses Dec 11, 2008

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    I enjoy being alone most times.I've lots of friends but sometimes I feel really lonely.like now that I'm recovering from surgery and I'm in bed all by myself just waiting to get...
    unknownpoetx unknownpoetx 26-30, M May 13

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    I said something really insulting to my bae just now:( I'm such an idiot:( I didn't mean to..:'(
    YLIhououin YLIhououin 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    "No punishment anyone might inflict on us could possibly be worse than the punishment we inflict on ourselves by conspiring in our own diminishment." - Parker Palmer
    bluemoon2121 bluemoon2121 18-21, F May 11

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    arrrrgggg!!!!! arggg!!!!! eygpt????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    melayuboy17 melayuboy17 18-21, M May 24

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    Boys are jerks most of the time especially online. You don't look good to them, they drop you like an egg and shatter your heart likes it's the shell. Some people have problems...
    TheOriginalKevo TheOriginalKevo 16-17, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Look at my profile pic, and you'll understand why.
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M May 10

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    As I write this, I am 46 chronologically. However, I still feel much the same way as I did at 20 - a much more nuanced worldview, to be sure, but I don't feel middle-aged!
    ThirtySevenX ThirtySevenX 46-50, M May 11

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    I hate my face. I hate my everything ⚫️
    belieber4ever1994 belieber4ever1994 18-21, F 5 Responses May 11

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    So ugly and worthless that I don't deserve to live
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 13

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    I feel like people tend to brush me off and not take my serious sometimes. People dont include me in activities and i seem to always be on my own. It really sucks
    dfe213 dfe213 18-21, F 1 Response May 13

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    There aren't many gay guys in my area which really sucks :(
    Rmey1801 Rmey1801 13-15, M 2 Responses May 20

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    I think noone really uses EP much? Years ago i had more messages, views on my stories, comments and requests. Now i get nothing. So many people left EP, same sad story like with...
    tokyo60s tokyo60s 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Some days I hate the man, some days I still think I Loves him. sometimes I miss him terribly. I know we had our faults, But he was the only man I ever felt comfortable around...
    ifollowmyownstar ifollowmyownstar 31-35, F 1 Response May 10

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    I lash out for hours at a time, then I might get depressed for hours at a time. others I'm really happy. sometimes super excited over nothing. I started looking at symptoms of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 2

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    I really do sometimes , he shows more anger and negativity than his living side. I feel uncomfortable around him
    caseybarbarino caseybarbarino 18-21, F May 23

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    So my latest mental "project" I've been thinking about to keep myself busy is what I would have the world run like if I ruled it and had all the powers here that I do in my dreams...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I saw some things today that made me think about life , scared 👀. Sometimes this world can be cruel and brutal smh 😔
    theusunghero3 theusunghero3 26-30, M May 19

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    I think about it and desire it so much I wonder how no one else seems to notice how much I don't want to be a part of this life. I can't really be surprised I put on a good front...
    mljenkins mljenkins 41-45, F 1 Response May 19

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    yeah i think they really are
    itsPuma itsPuma 18-21, M May 6

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    Sometimes I think I should make preparations and drop off the grid completely ..... Other times I wish I could just load up the backpack throw my cell in the river and hit the...
    YoungDawg66 YoungDawg66 46-50, M 4 hrs ago

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    lol this may be embarrasing but when it comes to sex i think girls always want bigger, so it sometimes stop me from having encounters ... can some of you tell me the sizes women...
    brandondamien brandondamien 22-25, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    (warning this is a very long story and i was just wanting to vent) my thoughts are going 100mph while I lay here in Ned awake since 2am it is now 7 am. I'm thinking about how much...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 12

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    Sometimes all you need to do is to let go. Take a step back from everything and take it all in. It is definitely a hard thing to do, but sometimes it is what needs to be done. I...
    Haywee123 Haywee123 22-25, F May 16

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    Yes, yes, I do believe this and yet, I find it so inconvenient sometimes! Living out my belief is not always easy and sometimes I fail. Today I am struggling. Having been...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses May 12

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    Today is hard. The finality of Wednesday is really hitting me now. I don't want my marriage to be over. I know he had an affair, but I'm not ready to be a divorced, single mom...
    LRMommyof3 LRMommyof3 36-40, F a week ago

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    yeah i am alone and i think i will be alone forever. people dont like my look and they dont try to talk with me for that reason. i really dont understand why. because there are...
    berealistic82 berealistic82 26-30, M 3 hrs ago

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    Okay. Kinda done. **** family, and this world. Most friends really aren't friends, and being blood just doesn't mean anything I guess. Whatever. I'll just have my break down, and...
    bnwilliams11 bnwilliams11 16-17, F 3 hrs ago

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    ....but I am not sure I care. I think its a woman's world now. I really don't think I fit into the dating and romance scene much, more likely I fit into a male support group. Its...
    AngryFallenAngel AngryFallenAngel 51-55, M 5 days ago

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    The first time we crossed paths, it was my freshman year of high school. I was on my way to class when I saw him. Nothing about his appearance struck me, but I felt like I knew or...
    ArizonaTea ArizonaTea 18-21, F 1 Response May 2

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    i think standing up to someone who is literally crazy, only makes them more desperate. they need to further their maligning adgenda by getting you to believe you are crazy/wrong...
    LeighChristine LeighChristine 26-30, F May 17

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    He's a moron. His idea of being funny is saying my dog is fat and needs to lose weight. He says things like "Oh Lulu, you seem a little obtuse lately". This is moronic (aside from...
    Brimmless Brimmless 18-21, F May 21

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    Lately,I've been feeling SUPER grouchy,grumpy and surprisingly sensitive. Usually,I'm feeling happy and having fun and be myself,and normally when people insult me,I insult them...
    potatogirlz potatogirlz 13-15, F 2 Responses May 2

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    I think I have maladaptive daydream Disorder, i have read a bit about it and i feel like thats what i am going throw. i dint really get it at an really young age. i think I got it...
    Babygirl3799 Babygirl3799 16-17, F 1 Response May 6

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