i will bring light to this world of darkness. right every wrong that has been made.
Ok so I know I'm young but no girl has ever had any interest in me or gave me a chance or anything,and normally most people have had something like that by this point. I've never...
Small children are just naturally the cutest things in the world and say some of the most funniest and coolest things out there and are just fun to be around
I worked with the 3-5 year olds at my church for four years, so I heard some pretty funny things. One girl's imaginative interpretation of the story of Jonah was my favorite. "That...
Me: "Hey Mark!"
Little cousin: "If you were an animal you would be a cow"
Like, literally, the CUTEST things!(-.-")
I don't think that I will literally be alone but probably destined to fall in and out of relationships until the end.
And I am trying to come to terms with and accept that fact. I'm 41 and have only had one serious relationship. Aside from that 4+ year span, I've been on maybe a dozen dates in...
My favorite (7 year old boy) asked me a question one day:
"Do you love someone?"
I knew what he meant and I immediately had my answer.
"Yeah, my mom, my dad..."
And unitates will unitate.
The way I see developments the life expectancy for humans is increasing and day by day we are defeating diseases. Though some new viruses will definitely emerge but I am sure one...
He started out nice, but about 2 years ago everything changed. He's always controlled the money, but it got crazy. He called all of the shots, only doling out a small monthly...
I don't think I know for sure.
I am an outgoing person, I work with animals and people all the time, and yet no one has ever showed any interest in me romantically. Everyone points out mature, responsible...
this will more than likely happen..
I'm a 29 years old man. I'm in great health, very good looking, have a great career, a good close knit group of friends and I am very popular and well known in my little sector of...
No matter how hard I try it just seems as though there's always someone better than me. I'm in love with my best friend but I can't make a move. We act like a couple and we're...
One year, when my son was 5, he told me he'd never find a girlfriend because he'd have to travel the world looking and be home by dark. Lol
He did find a gf in high school and...
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Can you be my mom?
No sweetie I can't.
Because you already have a mom and if she knew you asked me that she'd be upset.
I want a step-mom.
So you want your mom and dad to...
1. Gossip girls
2. Noisy neighbors
3. When someone can't stop complaining
4. Fake people
6. Cheating (relationship)
7. Bad smells
9. When people talk...
The word swag and its concept.
Most modern fashion.
Modern day rap.
Being in a group of people I dont know.
Girls that show their arse in shorts.
Those evil pigs who say do it......
They should be the test subjects.
According to my three children, I'm antique! 😟
I was in the living room with my kids... they were sitting down to watch TV, and I was logging into the computer.
9/11 is my favorite holiday.
i just love being arround them,
they are spontaneous
they live in the moment
thats something i like about kids and something we should learn from them
As a kid, my favourite song at the age of 5 was Sk8r Boi by Avril Lavigne (at the time when she was insanely popular). I remember asking my mom what "fugly" meant...as her reply...
Kids may annoy me... But they're just so darn cute. D: I someday, want one!
Kid: I'm going to be a lawyer when I grow up
Sister: Well I'M gonna be a tiger, cause tigers eat lawyers
Me and my 3 year old son Gavin's conversations
Gavin:daddy i want to be you when i gwow up
Me: oh really why
Gavin: so i can dwive
Me:what car do u want?
Me: my car is...
Me: Jake what are you doing?
Jake: (4yr old) planting donuts!
I walk out to the back yard and jake is pouring a box of cheerios in a hole he dug cx
My 4-year old daughter was busy trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me:
"How can you be reading when you're quiet?"
Life is a Carnival
Yesterday my sisters and I took our kids (ages 7 thru 12) to a local fair.
The cousins enjoyed each other's company as they hopped from ride to ride with...
Ok so after school today, the kids did their homework and then the girls wanted to watch a movie. I suggested a few then I suggested Camp Rock,
"Yeah! Camp rock! Camp rock...
My 3 Year Old Sister Had An Imaginary Friend Named Papootz.
At Some Point My Grandma Calls Papootz A 'Him' And My Sister Says. Papootz Isn't A Boy. And My Grandma Asks What...
My baby cousin seems to pronounce all 'SSS' sounds as 'shhh', mind you she's only two. But my uncle gets a kick out of her saying SIT lol. She recently had to welcome a baby...
Totally, I know a kid that got lost in the beach. So he went to the guards telling them : My parents are lost!!!
My little cousin told me she'd rip my eyes out because they were pretty and shes jealous cuz hers are brown. I let her watch to much horror movies.
Actually no. Working in retail I wish kids would just shut up.
Forever in my vocabulary doesn't exist I won't be together whether somebody forever and I want be lonely forever!
It seems like everyone can that special someone besides me. It hurts so much when it indirectly gets thrown in your face that another person is more popular than you. I just want...
Dil ki lagi kia hai zara muskura ke dekh
Aansu baha raha hai, kabhi dil jala ke dekh
Parwana jal raha hai magar jal raha hai kion
Yai raaz jan-na hai tu khud ko jala ke dekh
Lately everyone, and I mean everyone has started dating and finding their 'soul mate.' I sit with my friends, whom might I add, make out with their significant other all the time...
So sad to be content with and having to accept the fact you'll never have love in your life, just lonliness .
It's just my lot in life. Forever! :'(
("Let me explain this to you. Because you need to know this!") Daniel 7:20; I also wanted to know about the ten horns on its head, and about the other horn that came up, before...
I want to escape in fact I don't just want to I must escape I must go far away where nothing and no one can find me not even my own mind. I can no longer exist in this futile...