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I Think Is An Amazing P D A Autocorrect Coincidence

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    Wouldn't Wanna Be Named " Keri "

    Cause if someone types that too fast then you could be called a "jerk" :-D
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 12, 2011

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    Maybe Not Amazing But Too Funny Not To Share

    An Autocorrect conversationSon: Do we have any stain remover or anythingMom: What do you mean? What happened?Son: I shook my **** to hard and it exploded all over my clothes and floorMom: I'm at work Jake. This isn't funny. Call your Dad.Son: Holy Crap! I mean Coke. It exploded...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 16, 2012

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    God And His

    Ever notice that on a keyboard that the letters for God and His are adjacent keys? In other words a PDA autocorrect feature could confuse one for the other? Christianity was around long before the qwerty keyboard. Was the inventor Christian? There are other examples of this...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 6 Responses Jul 2, 2011

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    " Gift " And " Hurt "

    Why the **** are they paired... some keyboard designer clearly foresaw the "christmas present" my ******* brother gave me once that interfered with Enie and I's relationship: that ******* little poem he wrote or found and shared cause REALLY he was insanely jealous cause I had...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Jul 24, 2011

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    WMATA (Washington Metro Transit Authority) and "ENARA" (Washingtonian from Riga)

    Is just amazing some of the stuff that gets paired. I'm usually too busy to flip over here and make a post though... As I am now... But Enie was involved so "rang on the 'bridge'"
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 17, 2011

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    Um... Can We Say Akward

    Another funny auto correct chat Dad: You there shawn Son: Yea what up daddy-o Dad: i'm eating your mother out tonight at 7 so you have to find your own dinner Son: Not sure how to respond to that. Um, have fun? Dad: i'm not eating her out, i'm eating her out Son: Oh that clears...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 16, 2012

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    This Makes Me Lol Every Time

    Funny auto correct conversationMom: Dad and i fondled ourselves for the first time last night           We didn't get good results nothing came upDaughter: Mom I don't know what you tried to write but that hilarious!!!Mom: !!! damn auto erect!!!            Auto...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 16, 2012

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    Gone And Home

    Why are they paired? .
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 26, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    Hate is such a strong word. I really really really try to find the good in everyone and in everything. This world is filled with so much beauty if we just stop to notice it. But...
    SaharaSands SaharaSands 46-50, T Jul 6

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    Ok, so I know this isn't the best proof b/c there's no way of knowing I didn't just write this after finding out that Bernice was the area where Bamburgh Castle is, yet it is my...
    Dayzdreamer Dayzdreamer 26-30, F Jul 9

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    What a coincidence!! Closest alphabets are fighting in the FIFA quarter final. A&B- Argentina & Belgium, B&C- Brazil & Colombia, C&D- Costa Rica vs Dutch & finally F&G...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 5 Responses Jul 5

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    2 years ago, i have qualities and the "type" of guy that i would most likely fall for. I keep writing those qualities in my notebook.. After going through several relationships, i...
    kiarna811 kiarna811 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Okay I have this sick feeling today and it didn't happen until I finally told my friend about something that happened two months ago. I saw this bright light outside my bedroom...
    Air29 Air29 18-21, F Jul 6

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    They are days I questioned if we would ever talk again, going years without talking changes things. We had a love hate relationship basically. He's not only a brother to me, but...
    DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt 16-17, F Jun 23

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    So, do you ever realize that when you meet this one new person you think to yourself "this person is so nice and amazing" and when you start drifting away looking at someone else's...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F Jul 5

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    Every time he touches me my skin tingles and he sends electrical shocks all throughout my body. I look at him and it's like seeing my entire world. Every single time I see him I...
    velouriaxx velouriaxx 22-25, F Jul 6

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    It is an amazing thing when one sees the reason behind all things and situations. Even after my darkest days I end up experiencing unexpected things, meeting people with amazing...
    Awakening29 Awakening29 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Snowanglelashley is the most amazing person I've meet here she is sooo cool an pretty an helpful to me
    amaiseying amaiseying 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 25

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    I really fancy going to stay in the ice hotel over night , think it be amazing thing to do seeing it all the ice sculptures lit up , an experience to tick of my box before im too...
    summerspirit summerspirit 46-50, F 3 Responses Jul 8

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    Hello évertuons thats reading me. It's my eighth year living and I can't say that I've even lucky in meeting someone amazing. When I say amazing its nothing close to perfect. For...
    beetobg beetobg 31-35, F Jul 9

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    NudistKris is jus as amazing as snowangelashley she is smart pretty and helpful
    amaiseying amaiseying 13-15, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    People think I'm weird . I do admit I can be weird sometimes . But it's mostly on my views on politics , gay marriage , legalizing marijuana , or homosexuals. I'll give anyone...
    MiaSnider MiaSnider 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    For starters, I am a 23 year old female, who weighs 117 lbs and about 5'2. I am a college student and mom to 2 boys ages 2 &3. I am in school to be a middle grades math teacher. I...
    hs0964 hs0964 22-25, F Jun 24

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    I have such beautiful friend here on EP! well I have some nice and kind heart friends in my circle here and I appreciate all of them even that we don`t chat together but I follow...
    lonelytone lonelytone 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 28

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    Yet, there are billions of people who do. Heck, I can't name a single person in my clasd that understands that if you're good at math or biology, you're good at those SKILLS...
    Revii Revii 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I am laying here in bed watching movies and all I can think about is him he's my everything if I lost this man I wouldn't know what I would do he's picked me up from being...
    MissSkye MissSkye 16-17, F Jun 27

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    More appropriately, IS making me crazy. I just turned 27, and I don't WANT kids right now. .. but the weird thing is that I do. I know I'm not ready to have them yet, and that...
    RMDk RMDk 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    What's missing in my heart and what is making me feel empty . I think it's lack of love, now that I think of it I know why only when I'm with ppl who love me I don't feel empty . I...
    DrowningInPain2 DrowningInPain2 13-15, F 8 hrs ago

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    I cant help it - my brain is stuck in arousal mode. Whenever I see a woman, the first thing I think is "I wonder if she likes giving bj's" I turn everything sexual, and I walk...
    dominateone dominateone 26-30, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I want to point out that I'm not saying or posting this for attention. I genuinely feel ugly. I am very fat, I have short hair and honestly people just don't find that attractive...
    JudeLeDude JudeLeDude 22-25, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I seriously was just sitting in bed last night thinking, and I looked at the clock and it was 21:15. I figured I would go to sleep soon, before 22:00 hopefully, so I went back to...
    notamirage notamirage 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    I've always thought that I'm ugly. Recently, I've thought I'm decent looking... but when I look at myself in the mirror, or see older pictures of myself, I feel sick and bad. One...
    ChellyRocker ChellyRocker 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    I gotta give a shoutout to my amazing girl! Yea am so lucky i have her. The moment we started talkin, there's sumthin on her, she's interesting n very nice. We continue talkin...
    johnL3 johnL3 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 23

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    This what I think of her :)) Sunshine - she makes my day so bright cup cake - she's sweet as cake rose - she's like a beautiful flower Angel Eyes - Angel Heart - Angel- She's...
    SummerLove16 SummerLove16 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 25

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    Today my brother and his friends were playing basketball outside. I was inside surfing the net when my mom asked me to go get the mail. Being the amazing daughter I am. I left the...
    dreamworld1000 dreamworld1000 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 28

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    So, growing up I was always straight. I never thought about girls in that way. I always wanted a boyfriend and all that. But it just never turned out that way. I found that most...
    jx26 jx26 22-25, F Jun 30

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    I woke up as usual, feeling drowsy and all "wtf" till I brewed myself some fresh long leaf green tea with some bits and pieces of ginger. I believe this combination along with the...
    slipdasystem slipdasystem 18-21, M Jul 3

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    My pants are amazing, there is no arguing with that. Even know I am wearing none at the time of writing, my pastey legs are still pretty nifty.
    amazingpants amazingpants 70+, M 2 Responses Jul 3

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    I just want to say that I love my friends. They are so caring and they support me in everything I do. Two days ago we were all in a choir lesson, and our teacher (who everyone...
    EruditeAmity EruditeAmity 13-15, F Jul 4

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    I have struggled with self esteem issues for quite some time. My boyfriend makes me feel beautiful and confident in myself without even saying much at all. Just the fact that he...
    jlhhlj123 jlhhlj123 22-25, F Jul 5

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    Not only is his smile amazing, but his laugh just kills me. It's so unique but I love his laugh more than his smile
    jlhhlj123 jlhhlj123 22-25, F Jul 5

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    Too bad the way life works is, not every girl will have this amazing boyfriend they want.
    musicvideographer musicvideographer 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 5

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    I have an amazing boyfriend and I'm so happy that I have found him❤️
    pattyricia pattyricia 16-17, F Jul 9

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    I missed you like crazy, I missed you so much it hurt. For days on end I sat there wishing you to be back in my life, whilst at the same time trying to convince myself that I was...
    RebeccaLouise224 RebeccaLouise224 16-17, F Jul 12

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    I have to say that I have met some pretty amazing people here. It is so nice to know that I am not alone in my situation. The support I have recieved on here is wonderful..Thank...
    classynsassy34 classynsassy34 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    She's 14 and I'm 16 and I'd take a bullet for her because she's the most amazing best friend ever. Sometimes she gets really cranky and it hurts because she's really mean to me but...
    Britt199b Britt199b 16-17, F Jul 14

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