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I Think Is An Amazing P D A Autocorrect Coincidence

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    Gone And Home

    Why are they paired? .
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 26, 2011

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    God And His

    Ever notice that on a keyboard that the letters for God and His are adjacent keys? In other words a PDA autocorrect feature could confuse one for the other? Christianity was around long before the qwerty keyboard. Was the inventor Christian? There are other examples of this...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 6 Responses Jul 2, 2011

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    " Gift " And " Hurt "

    Why the **** are they paired... some keyboard designer clearly foresaw the "christmas present" my ******* brother gave me once that interfered with Enie and I's relationship: that ******* little poem he wrote or found and shared cause REALLY he was insanely jealous cause I had...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Jul 24, 2011

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    Maybe Not Amazing But Too Funny Not To Share

    An Autocorrect conversationSon: Do we have any stain remover or anythingMom: What do you mean? What happened?Son: I shook my **** to hard and it exploded all over my clothes and floorMom: I'm at work Jake. This isn't funny. Call your Dad.Son: Holy Crap! I mean Coke. It exploded...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 16, 2012

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    WMATA (Washington Metro Transit Authority) and "ENARA" (Washingtonian from Riga)

    Is just amazing some of the stuff that gets paired. I'm usually too busy to flip over here and make a post though... As I am now... But Enie was involved so "rang on the 'bridge'"
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 17, 2011

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    Wouldn't Wanna Be Named " Keri "

    Cause if someone types that too fast then you could be called a "jerk" :-D
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 12, 2011

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    Um... Can We Say Akward

    Another funny auto correct chat Dad: You there shawn Son: Yea what up daddy-o Dad: i'm eating your mother out tonight at 7 so you have to find your own dinner Son: Not sure how to respond to that. Um, have fun? Dad: i'm not eating her out, i'm eating her out Son: Oh that clears...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 16, 2012

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    This Makes Me Lol Every Time

    Funny auto correct conversationMom: Dad and i fondled ourselves for the first time last night           We didn't get good results nothing came upDaughter: Mom I don't know what you tried to write but that hilarious!!!Mom: !!! damn auto erect!!!            Auto...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 16, 2012

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