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I Think Is An Amazing P D A Autocorrect Coincidence

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    WMATA (Washington Metro Transit Authority) and "ENARA" (Washingtonian from Riga)

    Is just amazing some of the stuff that gets paired. I'm usually too busy to flip over here and make a post though... As I am now... But Enie was involved so "rang on the 'bridge'"
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 17, 2011

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    Um... Can We Say Akward

    Another funny auto correct chat Dad: You there shawn Son: Yea what up daddy-o Dad: i'm eating your mother out tonight at 7 so you have to find your own dinner Son: Not sure how to respond to that. Um, have fun? Dad: i'm not eating her out, i'm eating her out Son: Oh that clears...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 16, 2012

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    Wouldn't Wanna Be Named " Keri "

    Cause if someone types that too fast then you could be called a "jerk" :-D
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 12, 2011

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    Maybe Not Amazing But Too Funny Not To Share

    An Autocorrect conversationSon: Do we have any stain remover or anythingMom: What do you mean? What happened?Son: I shook my **** to hard and it exploded all over my clothes and floorMom: I'm at work Jake. This isn't funny. Call your Dad.Son: Holy Crap! I mean Coke. It exploded...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 16, 2012

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    God And His

    Ever notice that on a keyboard that the letters for God and His are adjacent keys? In other words a PDA autocorrect feature could confuse one for the other? Christianity was around long before the qwerty keyboard. Was the inventor Christian? There are other examples of this...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 6 Responses Jul 2, 2011

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    " Gift " And " Hurt "

    Why the **** are they paired... some keyboard designer clearly foresaw the "christmas present" my ******* brother gave me once that interfered with Enie and I's relationship: that ******* little poem he wrote or found and shared cause REALLY he was insanely jealous cause I had...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Jul 24, 2011

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    This Makes Me Lol Every Time

    Funny auto correct conversationMom: Dad and i fondled ourselves for the first time last night           We didn't get good results nothing came upDaughter: Mom I don't know what you tried to write but that hilarious!!!Mom: !!! damn auto erect!!!            Auto...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 16, 2012

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    Gone And Home

    Why are they paired? .
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Jul 26, 2011

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    I hate the autocorrect on my phone ! This thing is so annoying ! When I write and post a thing and then I read what I've posted I feel like an illiterate person !
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    He is truly amazing! He's on EP too, phoenixprince1 I love you baby
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    Yeah, call me crazy, I don't care. My sign describes me so perfectly, so how is that possible? Coincidence perhaps. But it's the same for everyone I know. Other signs would not...
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    I don't know what has come over me. I'm changing on the inside and a few weird things have happened to me in the past 48 hours that I feel were no coincidence. At first I thought...
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    The first time we crossed paths, it was my freshman year of high school. I was on my way to class when I saw him. Nothing about his appearance struck me, but I felt like I knew or...
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    I had my affair 7 years ago. It lasted about three amazing years! We didn't "hide" it either. I can say that I never felt alive like I did while I was with him. I felt driven...
    StressedOut2 StressedOut2 36-40 1 Response May 11

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    I work with this guy, more like a man actually. He's the baker at work and he's probably one of the most down to earth real person I have ever talked to. I work with him once a...
    WhoseMe WhoseMe 18-21, F Apr 26

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    Cant stop thinking about him. The wonderful soul that he is. The gentleness of his touch the love in his eyes the warmth in his voice. There is nothing or no one more amazing than...
    solongago2 solongago2 31-35, F Apr 28

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    My sons (5) dream was amazing. We both dream a lot and I think he is an indigo baby (he can even see his aura ). He said : "Mom when I closed my eyes and fell asleep I saw the moon...
    Molemane Molemane 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 28

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