I Think Is An Amazing P D A Autocorrect Coincidence

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    Maybe Not Amazing But Too Funny Not To Share

    An Autocorrect conversationSon: Do we have any stain remover or anythingMom: What do you mean? What happened?Son: I shook my **** to hard and it exploded all over my clothes and floorMom: I'm at work Jake. This isn't funny. Call your Dad.Son: Holy Crap! I mean Coke. It exploded...
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    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 16, 2012

    This Makes Me Lol Every Time

    Funny auto correct conversationMom: Dad and i fondled ourselves for the first time last night           We didn't get good results nothing came upDaughter: Mom I don't know what you tried to write but that hilarious!!!Mom: !!! damn auto erect!!!            Auto...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 16, 2012

    Um... Can We Say Akward

    Another funny auto correct chat Dad: You there shawn Son: Yea what up daddy-o Dad: i'm eating your mother out tonight at 7 so you have to find your own dinner Son: Not sure how to respond to that. Um, have fun? Dad: i'm not eating her out, i'm eating her out Son: Oh that clears...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 16, 2012

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