I Think It's Funny When People Fall

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    I Think Its Funny

    I always get a good chuckle when someone falls. My sophomore year of high school before 3 hr I was walking down to the Attendance office When I saw my math teacher fall. She was an absolute B.i.t.c.h to everyone of her students. And no one liked her. She probably weighed a least...
    uhmmidk uhmmidk
    18-21, M
    1 Response Oct 25, 2012

    They All Fall Down...,

    So, I used to have to walk to school when I was in training for my job a long time ago, and during the winter, everything was iced over. Someone in Illinois also did not understand the concept of NOT turning the sprinklers off in the winter. Needless to say, we had to walk over...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 26, 2012

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