I Think Its Funny

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    I smoked a Blunt one day

    and walked into a mall a some random *** ***** walked up 2 me she said hi I'm lizzy so I smacked that ***** and slammed her head against the wall blood was everywhere hahaha omg that was funny I went to jail if I didn't run I would've went is this funny.
    lovleysmurf lovleysmurf
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jun 24, 2014

    when you read and hear people say "beauty is on

    the inside" "i want someone with a beautiful heart, not face" etc. yeah, yeah , its alot more respectful that saying "I love big T*ts/D*cks !!" but come on guys, everyone wants someone thats good looking , doesnt mean my idea of good looking is the same as yours though
    Deonboy Deonboy
    18-21, M
    1 Response Aug 18, 2015
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe
    22-25, F
    Feb 6

    The funniest thing...

    I just saw these Chinese kids walking their pet pig in the city... SMH I wonder if they couldn't find a dog???
    ChrisErizo1 ChrisErizo1
    31-35, M
    May 14, 2015

    Having a hairier chest doesn't make you more of

    a man, it may just prove that you are still evolving from a primate stage to a man... LoL
    ChrisErizo1 ChrisErizo1
    31-35, M
    Mar 28, 2015

    ?

    Everything is hilarious now! HAHAHA!
    emipurple emipurple
    18-21, F
    Nov 16, 2013

    its funny how people

    that are not in your life still somehow manage to get in your head and you just randomly think about them during the day and you dont even realize it and you find yourself thinking of all the things you talk about na did together and that person still brings a smile to your face...
    imnotalone1818 imnotalone1818
    18-21, M
    Nov 29, 2014

    Girls who shave their P***y

    and go on web cams think they are **** stars!! It's comical really
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 17, 2014

    How people can always call someone fake

    and look you up and see someone else look like you even if we look exactly alike. What if I look up to him/her and want to be her. That's not fake that's envy. There a difference that people don't get.
    AzuraA AzuraA
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 2, 2014

    Cant Always Be Yourself

    I like how they say just be yourself. Dont get me wrong , am an avid beleiver in just being yourself. But being yourself isnt always appropriate. Just think if everyone was being themselves on there first date , there would only be half the number of people married. Maybe thats a...
    deftone deftone
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Nov 13, 2008

    What do you think of people

    that heart their won posts?
    ChrisErizo1 ChrisErizo1
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jun 7, 2015

    yesterday I posted sm feelings under "this is

    my last post" ...n 2day again m posting things...before ep closes I just wanna share n express everything I want to...,.. :D lol
    itsmecrazyUCme itsmecrazyUCme
    13-15, F
    Apr 21

    Funny

    Once Old man was waiting 4 Train.. Boy: What's Time Uncle....?? Old man: sorry Boy: Time...?? Old man: No! Boy: why...?? . Old man : If i tel u time, u will ask name, my job etc Then I ask abt u both of us will b frank. May b u get seat beside me. U may go 2 same city. My...
    BinteEshrat BinteEshrat
    22-25, F
    Nov 7, 2012

    I think it's funny that people are

    so judge mental on here. Just because my experiences are different than your experiences doesn't give you the right to comment rude things. Isn't that the point of this website? To provide support... I'm not openly a jerk to you about whatever you have going on in your life, so...
    Tiffanyportelli Tiffanyportelli
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 1, 2015

    There's technology being developed

    as we speak on memory implantation. That means that in the future all the memories that we value and treasure could be recreated or virtually implanted into our subconscious so it'd be as if it were real. Isn't it funny how everything is really in our head? Happiness, sadness...
    ChrisErizo1 ChrisErizo1
    31-35, M
    Oct 15, 2015

    Oh gosh...I have a funny experience to share!

    When I lived in China I went to a spa. Anyhow, there were many showers open but two Chinese women went for the same shower. Anyhow, they openly fought for that one shower completely naked and then their naked friends joined them and there was a physical naked wrestling fight...
    lagatta lagatta
    41-45, F
    4 Responses May 20, 2014

    Phone on 10% still good not gonna sweat it 5 %

    ehhh still got time 1% **** where's my charger, where's my charger
    BlueMoonx BlueMoonx
    18-21, F
    Jan 19, 2015

    Men just can't help but stare at a woman in

    yoga pants. I went to the local gas station for a coca~cola and didn't feel like changing so I wore my tank top and yoga pants. One guy tripped over the sidewalk cause he was staring. I guess my *** was looking good in them. Lol
    lovesthenightsky lovesthenightsky
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 13

    It's funny how u can lose love

    for someone so fast but seem like it took forever to get them.
    BlueMoonx BlueMoonx
    18-21, F
    Jan 19, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2015

    Heisenberg, Schrodinger

    and Ohm are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I...
    Taurusedi Taurusedi
    36-40, M
    Jan 25, 2015

    There's no way I'm not going to be saying

    something about this. It made me raise an eyebrow , and it made me chuckle. Listen, people. Here's a Spanish television chef who literally acts like a male under wear model on his cook show. Meet Miguel. Yes, ladies. He takes off his shirt, grins sexily at the camera, dries his...
    shaandar shaandar
    31-35, F
    Jan 13, 2015

    I Grew Up

    Being told how stupid I was by most people in my family. Sadly for a long time I believed them. Now, I think its funny. All the people who treated me that way and still do, really aren't that smart. And you know what? I'm ok. I own my own home and have managed my life pretty well...
    campcrazy campcrazy
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 11, 2013

    These fit so well they should be in a

    dictionary. ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and...
    Xlandria61 Xlandria61
    61-65, F
    1 Response Jun 24, 2014

    how when u call ppl out.

    they take off running. lol they put u on ignore. yeah sure run run run. lol
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Oct 4, 2014

    Knowledge is power. And power corrupts.

    So study hard and be EVIL~ mwahahah
    Froths Froths
    16-17, F
    Oct 11, 2014

    These fit so well they should be in a

    dictionary. ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends And is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and...
    Xlandria61 Xlandria61
    61-65, F
    Jun 24, 2014

    I find those late night phone sex commercials

    so hilarious, I'm just like who the hell pays money for phone sex?! There's billions of people on the internet that are willing to do that... For free haha!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 19, 2015

    I think it's real funny

    when guys be like "I don't talk to virgins" lmao like am I suppose to be mad about that $h!t Because I'm not!!!😂😂😂 I'm sorry I'm not "giving it up" right now and I'm not easy, trust me there are lots of girls who are the complete opposite. It's not hard to find lol the...
    Shygirl917 Shygirl917
    22-25, F
    Apr 24, 2014

    Funny

    I was talking to a friend or more someone I know.  I told her something about FB, just to make her think about something.  Her tone and character changed, the silence begun.  Then, I had seen people...I was impressed how nice they treated me, lol ... and I found a few who were...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    Dec 5, 2011

    That some people on here send weird messages

    and when I respond to them and let them know I like to keep it clean and friendly, or I ignore them... They block me!!! Ba ha ha ha!! That's hilarious. Thanks weirdo, now I don't have to!
    Mistakemaker80 Mistakemaker80
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Sep 21, 2014

    Ok Soooooo

    I have to click twice to read posts that may be offensive. But there's some guy with a picture of his "unit" as his profile pic on the main feed for all the kids to see. Sure. Makes sense.
    campcrazy campcrazy
    46-50, M
    Nov 13, 2013

    How Life Works Out

    I was on the wronggggg side of the tracks a few years back and I was not only heading for disaster but death. Long story short: My mom is a c***. She was mentally and a few rare occasions physically abusive to only me out of myself and 2 older brothers. I was almost pronounced...
    Annihilate22 Annihilate22
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 9, 2010

    It's funny how someone can have over a thousand

    experiences and maybe only 10-15 sexual or dirty experiences and some guys will only focus on those 10-15 experiences.
    BlueMoonx BlueMoonx
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 18, 2015

    We think that the problems of society are new,

    but when we do a little research, we find many of them are common or have parallels in the past, both recent and ancient. This webcomic is a joke based on that: http://xkcd.com/1227/
    Taurusedi Taurusedi
    36-40, M
    Apr 21, 2015

    lol...I read it smwhere.

    . "none dies virgin...life fvcks us all "
    itsmecrazyUCme itsmecrazyUCme
    13-15, F
    1 Response Feb 29

    today s 29th of feb n my grandma's b'day.

    ..lol..n as it comes once in 4 yrs, so..i guess she's just 16..lol.. just a yr elder than me :D rofl
    itsmecrazyUCme itsmecrazyUCme
    13-15, F
    1 Response Feb 28

    I'ts Real Funny...isnt It?

    its funny how people can just leave you, its funny how you can just die at any moment, its funny that every day gets worse, its funny that people can just judge you without knowing you, its funny how you can work your *** off for something and  it doesnt come...
    Lithium4mySoul Lithium4mySoul
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Dec 21, 2008

    Okay so I posted an experience awhile back

    (picture) and I was texting two girls at that time and they were texting each other at that time too and they really liked eachother and they were planning on meeting up but I found out one of them was fake and it was just a guy pretending to be a lesbian so I told the other...
    Rachel282 Rachel282
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 10, 2015
    ChrisErizo1 ChrisErizo1
    31-35, M
    Jun 7, 2015
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