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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    I never knew he created the "who cooking the

    feet? Because they're done" joke lol, I've been saying that forever not knowing who made it 😂 love it!!!
    blondie1113 blondie1113 13-15, F Feb 25

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    If you're funny, I'll be 50% more attracted to you, someone who can make me laugh is honestly all I want. I feel like I'll just need to date a comedian.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    Lol this pic is kinda old but it's still funny
    Alexlovesmusic Alexlovesmusic 13-15, F 8 Responses 2 days ago

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    There is a new guy at school and we have become friends. It was funny because we were in history class and he suddenly asks me: "Hey do you have whatsapp?" and I said: "Yeah I do...
    totorolover totorolover 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Fortune cookie said this today at lunch time. Couldn't stop laughing. Struck me As being funny
    ferjen ferjen 36-40, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Jim Croce - Time in a bottle
    HeavenKnowsWhatComesOverMe HeavenKnowsWhatComesOverMe 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I find it funny when my husband tells me to overlook the faults of his mom or sister .He thinks I should be polite to them whayever happens.Well,I am not a saint and I won't...
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    i love my ep'eep you guys are the best!!! so funny and serious when need be!
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    I think I might be a sociopath, but I don't know. Unless something happens right in front of me, I have no reaction. For example, my mother told me that someone who used to be...
    LyRa13 LyRa13 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    I always come all excited telling someone: DID YOU HEAR THAT NEW AMAZING SONG!!!!! ... and then it turns out that the song was first released in 2005 or something O.o Why am I...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I don't know why I find this so funny..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I think even today manners are important. I always say please and thank. It's funny, whenever I meet someone new in person I accidentally call them sir and ma'am. I've just gotten...
    Foxyvan Foxyvan 41-45, F 20 Responses 6 days ago

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    I was @ the check out at Walmart with a box of tampons, bottle of Advil, and a giant chocolate bar. The cashier asked how I was this evening...REALLY?!!
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 27

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    My Sunshine has the best father figure on Earth. B came into his life when Sunshine was 2. Sunshine is almost 5 now. B is there for Sunshine is every way. B rides his bike...
    enchantress4ever2 enchantress4ever2 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    Specially from Bill. He makes every conversation utterly sweet and funny. Bill, I love talking to you. ☺
    Srushti93 Srushti93 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    Pie for Selena AKahter.. A Home Maker.. Provider for Day care.. paid me over Millions.. To deliver her a GOLDEN Mango Blue Berry Pie. in GOLD. GOLD from Saudi Arabia. Her sister...
    LifeofPie LifeofPie 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    We all love that scene where Aladdin and Abu steal that piece of bread and end up giving it to the two kids. Its nostalgic and sweet, and shows hope in dark times. But has anyone...
    Goodhearttou Goodhearttou 16-17, F Jun 25

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    "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace" Jimi Hendrix
    picocat7 picocat7 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOkD-uRCGnM Watch the video it's so funny
    isawfxingalaxies isawfxingalaxies 18-21, F Jun 23

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    Wife turns to her husband babe i was thinking starting tonight we should start spanking each other a bit. Husband (Big cheesy grins) eee er erm yes dear but why all off a sudden...
    candysissyfag candysissyfag 26-30, T 2 Responses Jun 23

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    I think for physical aspects, opposites really do attract. I am 5' 5, and a bit thin, and I like men who have a chubby body. I just find that body so adorable, and so cute to hug...
    nbsbgal nbsbgal 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 23

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    You know who the trouble maker is in the family by how they react. "What are you coloring?" we asked my 3-year-old nephew. "A paper," he said, "not my leg..." Turns out he had...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 31-35 1 Response Jun 22

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    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    I think Facebook:)
    ShadowofLove ShadowofLove 22-25, M Jun 18

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    Very Funny :)
    ShadowofLove ShadowofLove 22-25, M Jun 18

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    Can you think Tom caught this little mouse:)
    ShadowofLove ShadowofLove 22-25, M Jun 18

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    Love is a funny thing Whenever I give it, it comes back to me And it?s wonderful to be Giving with my whole heart As my heart receives Your love Oh, ain?t it nice tonight we got...
    rex06 rex06 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 18

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    I met someone I really loved and she is sweet kind cute and funny
    cameronbowers16 cameronbowers16 13-15 Jun 17

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    I love funny insults, if you don't try to take them to seriously you'll have a fun time.
    whyevenlive whyevenlive 13-15, M Jun 17

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    My teacher...Oh hello. *cheeky facial expression* Alright, I did a previous one of this story but this is way more updated like holy ****. But, I will start all over so you'll get...
    Notification Notification 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    A long time girlfriend of mine was going to "tie the knot" in a 4th marriage. We decided to have a party for her and as luck would have it the Chippendale Strippers were in town...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F 1 Response Jun 16

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    This situation never fails to make me laugh out loud while I am all alone. I know this guy who is a little dumb, he once wanted to call in sick, what was his excuse? He messaged...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F Jun 16

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    yea i m very funny, i want to see every one to be very happy,
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 16

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    I love funny guys who are childish that's like 5 points right there lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 15

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    I'm trying to think if I have a crush on a girl I hang around with, we normally hang around a lot. She's funny, playful, has a childish side, it's funny when she is angry, I...
    NeonPotato NeonPotato 16-17, M 4 Responses Jun 15

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