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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    with so many dirty jobs the FDA does ,I think like Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs ,they are bored and need someone to come up with them a job ,,,I just heard in the news along with...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    I find it so funny! The reactions you get is brilliant, I also fid it funny when others do it
    backupmojo backupmojo 16-17, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    There are times, they look really tough..determination, courage and bold..then there are times they become so fragile like beach sands,even a single breath could change them..its...
    9thguy 9thguy 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 6

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    camitheboss camitheboss 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    LOL that mini heart-attack you get when a friend comes up to you saying "Guess what I heard about you"
    ThisGirlCyndi ThisGirlCyndi 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    I laughed way to hard at this ..... It's the simple things :,)
    guessitsjustmexo guessitsjustmexo 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    When you realize every square of toilet paper is perforated when we don't use single squares of toilet paper to wipe our ***. Usually we take like 5 squares, so really perforation...
    TheSmartestManOnEarth TheSmartestManOnEarth 16-17, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    My sister is farting in her sleep now 😂😂
    fetishacx fetishacx 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    When I first joined this site four years ago, I was astounded that adults had sex and liked sex so much and that they talked about it. I thought that using toys was something very...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 32 mins ago

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    37. When people just want to save and to save and save and don't want to spend anything. 38. When people don't use any capital letters or full stops or commas in their work. 39...
    Mahsa99 Mahsa99 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    why do people equate having no sexual experience to innocence? Though it's true I am inexperienced in a lot of things but I have also gone through a lot as well. It's just so funny...
    reezaheartdogs reezaheartdogs 18-21, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    JOHNNY AND THE ANIMALS For me, the funniest moments of "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson' were when guests brought out animals. Jim Fowler was a frequent Tonight Show guest...
    goodogstay goodogstay 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I try to imagine how him taking me into his arms would feel. Could I find myself safe with my head on his chest and his arms tangled around my body with his hands resting gently on...
    Jerseygirl72 Jerseygirl72 41-45, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    One summer I went to the public pool with my little brother, he was 8 at the time, he was sitting there over hearing me and my friends conversation, he then says "Is there blood in...
    Maryahsings Maryahsings 16-17, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Yeah, I do Just can't think of any at this moment. (Sounds of chirping crickets)
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I really like playing Jimi Hendrix's songs. I love his style and I try to imitate it. I go on the street with a drummer I know and we play all the big Jimi hits and everyone gives...
    jamierhoden jamierhoden 16-17, M 2 Responses Jun 28

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    Okay I have this sick feeling today and it didn't happen until I finally told my friend about something that happened two months ago. I saw this bright light outside my bedroom...
    Air29 Air29 18-21, F Jul 6

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    This was the closest "experience" I could find that I could relate to in a way. Now, I'm not pointing any fingers or accusing him of cheating...I just feel like something has...
    supernovaChic supernovaChic 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 9

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    I've been in such serious relationships, and trust me they aren't that fun. I started working at Von's (Safeway grocery store) and became friends with this cool guy John Fajardo...
    missdaisyray missdaisyray 18-21, F Jul 10

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    i really don't think that i understand girls any more nor do i think that the ones i dated really understood what they really wanted so it was like a hopeless situation and a huge...
    alaacrot alaacrot 18-21, M Jun 29

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    Falling on my face, even getting my family to laugh during tough times, got such a smile sometimes it hurts...but makes me laugh still. Do funny things that are embarrassing but...
    LizzieFizzie LizzieFizzie 18-21, F Jun 29

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    Kanjoya is using EP to come up with emotionally intelligent chat bots and letting companies use out stories and profiles for marketing. Not to mention the occasional comments for...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Jul 5

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    Winks change everything. It makes everything sound dirty and funny. For instance: -I think a man is attacking my neighbor! Vs. I think a man is attacking my neighbor ;-)
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    One time I was sitting by myself thinking about how awesomely hilarious I am, but I had no one around. It was a wasted funny moment. Sometimes funny can be sad too. But then I...
    heibel75 heibel75 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    A little background first: I met my current boyfriend while he was still dating his ex. I could tell he was into me even though he was dating her. Eventually he got my snapchat and...
    SkinnyJenny420 SkinnyJenny420 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Me and 2 of my friends went to a store. There was a door that said No admittance. Employees only. I said "I'll show them who's boss!" Then the alarm went off and we were like...
    Fifidog Fifidog 16-17, F Jun 26

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    I've seen quite a few funny e-cards and i sometimes just google "funny pictures" or" funny vintage photos".
    karenmbrown karenmbrown 51-55, T Jul 5

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    One of my closest friend sent me this picture of a dead pig when I'd told him about how much I love my boyfriend. He called me a dead pig indirectly I think...added with the...
    GrumpyMe GrumpyMe 22-25, F Jun 26

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    From stating the title in a "pirate voice" to my crush to make him burst out laughing to annoying my sisters with a weird sense of humor followed by silly noises. I love to be...
    LizzieFizzie LizzieFizzie 18-21, F Jun 30

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    Funny thing is , I'll hurt more if I let go than if I stay . That a sign that I'm not ready to give up ? I'm hurting myself being in love. He's my heart. Can anyone describe it...
    AliForever AliForever 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    My two oldest daughters they share a room, we got them a bunk bed so they have more room for their stuff, but omg last night was sooo funny, I heard mindie screaming, I thought...
    jennylovestosmile jennylovestosmile 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 15

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    I sometimes think about the past & everything I did. The "friends" I used to have, party, and hang out with on a regular basis. When I overthink about our experiences/times/shared...
    introvertpower94 introvertpower94 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 8

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    Double back stab, never been hurt so much like this I know that I'm not married yet (and now I doubt I will for some time) but I'm currently engaged to a guy. I am 28 and he's 27...
    Necrogirl27 Necrogirl27 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    There are so many differences....with everything....and if you think about it, men and women aren't exactly equal. In certain ways, yes. But in most, not at all. It seems to me...
    Kawiicatnipotaku Kawiicatnipotaku 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I ain't charismatic nor funny, so I think I can't have a long lasting relationship.
    InsanelySaneGuy InsanelySaneGuy 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 3

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    So, I have a great boyfriend. He is kind, funny, outgoing and always willing to do stuff for me, or for my friends. He wants a long-term future with me. I love his family, they're...
    Lentel Lentel 26-30 2 Responses Jul 4

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    He's so sweet and funny he's a bit older but that doesnt bother me at all he makes me laugh a lot even when I'm upart but I don't think he loves me because we got in a stupid...
    Alisa54 Alisa54 18-21, F Jul 11

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    I used to have a really great relationship with him. We used to do so much stuff together. Then he started spending all his time with my little brother. It wouldn't bother me at...
    Trupp Trupp 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    I was one of the straight A students at my school and I still am in college. And that's funny because I don't think that grading system is at all indicative of how much knowledge I...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I don't think there's anyone out there that would want to go through the trouble of loving me. I'm over-emotional, sensitive, I'm not pretty, I'm not funny, I'm six pounds...
    weby667 weby667 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    A lot of people on this site cuss like it's new to them. It's not just people in the 13-15 age group, either. Sometimes when I notice this I get annoyed by the excessive use of...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    omg I laugh so much in real life it's rediculous . lol I love funny people 💁🙊☺
    blondelife101 blondelife101 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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