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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    Yes I do think they are quite funny. But not when you're at a sleepover and your friend is farting in his sleep. I have at least another 7 hours of that. Great.
    Joeeee16 Joeeee16 16-17, M Jul 26

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    No. It wasn't funny. It was humiliating & contributing to my desire to give up on the human race. Why can't everyone just be Scotty Beckett? C'mon guys.
    Plutonianbabe Plutonianbabe 16-17, F Aug 1

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    When you realize every square of toilet paper is perforated when we don't use single squares of toilet paper to wipe our ***. Usually we take like 5 squares, so really perforation...
    TheSmartestManOnEarth TheSmartestManOnEarth 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 20

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    My sister is farting in her sleep now 😂😂
    fetishacx fetishacx 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    This is really starting to annoy me.......people who ask this why? You know the answer because it's what you think not by others judgment. And if it is then your self esteem must...
    XannaleiseX XannaleiseX 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 7

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    Remember , there are two kinds of retarded. There are those who are mentally retarded ( they can be awesome hard working people ) then there are those people who are just F--king...
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker 36-40, M 4 days ago

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    Okay, so I've noticed this within the past year or so. My mom is always going around treating my brother (middle child) better, and she acts like she likes him more, even though...
    whyphy whyphy 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    JOHNNY AND THE ANIMALS For me, the funniest moments of "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson' were when guests brought out animals. Joan Embery, of the San Diego zoo, was a...
    goodogstay goodogstay 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 22

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    I am watching The Office and I wish I was Pam and I met Jim and I was cute and funny and in love.
    okjackie okjackie 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 28

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    I love how so many of you beg for people's attention by adding all of these experiences like. * I'm lonely * I want someone to talk to * I have no friends * I want a best friend...
    iamonamission iamonamission 16-17, M Aug 4

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    John Lennon and Jimmy Buffett. To me these two song writers have helped shape my life and also have helped me out during my most down and out days. John Lennon, well what can you...
    thedude5600 thedude5600 36-40, M Jul 27

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    An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don...
    SweetEmotions SweetEmotions 36-40, F a week ago

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    Funny... Did you hear that? Funny! Yeah, the guy said, "Hunny, you're a funny girl." That's me! I just keep em in stitches. Doubled over. And though I may be all wrong for the guy...
    FunnyGirI1962 FunnyGirI1962 13-15, F Jul 31

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    One time I was sitting by myself thinking about how awesomely hilarious I am, but I had no one around. It was a wasted funny moment. Sometimes funny can be sad too. But then I...
    heibel75 heibel75 36-40, F Jul 20

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    A little background first: I met my current boyfriend while he was still dating his ex. I could tell he was into me even though he was dating her. Eventually he got my snapchat and...
    SkinnyJenny420 SkinnyJenny420 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 22

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    why do people equate having no sexual experience to innocence? Though it's true I am inexperienced in a lot of things but I have also gone through a lot as well. It's just so funny...
    reezaheartdogs reezaheartdogs 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 25

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    I mean being unintentionally funny has it's perks but I hate it when I say something and people just full on laugh like out of nowhere like stfu I'm not even trying to be funny lol...
    XxbixtchybellaxX XxbixtchybellaxX 13-15, F Jul 30

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    Troll motto: You find it offensive; I find it funny ... That's why I'm happier than you.
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F Jul 26

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    My whole family attended the 70th bday party of our neighbor and its full of old people in our community ballroom dancing . You know like dance partners are already ready and if...
    trentoy trentoy 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 28

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    I'm not funny, I'm brutally honest and people are so used to fake they think I'm joking
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F Aug 6

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                               The recent death by suicide of Robin Williams really hit me pretty hard...
    dannygirl89 dannygirl89 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    In my opinion, being funny is a must. you have to make me laugh cause I love laughing . I just fall quickly for funny guys. if you can make my stomach hurt laughing , I love you.
    xriiccii xriiccii 13-15, F Jul 26

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    There are so many videos on youtube, that it just amazes me as to how much talent is there in the world. The video I am sharing here is not funny at all but has some funny moments...
    Shinesaathlove Shinesaathlove 46-50, M Jul 29

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    I like funny people. Because they have good amazing jokes that they make and sometimes they just make you smile. I'm not a funny person but I'm a weird one. And no matter what...
    francescaastorga francescaastorga 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    In this case it's a funny video. Watch David Hasselhoff's reactions through out the story line as well as the other funny images! 
    BeautifulAddiction49 BeautifulAddiction49 46-50, F 3 days ago

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    I don't know if I'm fooling myself or not. I try to be happy all the time, I try to find happiness in the smallest things, and I embrace how lucky I am. I spend my free time the...
    Lateralus07 Lateralus07 18-21, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My husband no longer thinks I am attractive because I don't do superficial things like wear fake nails anymore, maintain or change my hair color, or wear makeup on a daily basis. I...
    Gonzales96 Gonzales96 18-21, F 5 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Hello my name is maddie, I just turned 21 and I'm planning on having a abortion. Let me start off by saying if you think your going to change my mind think again. I have looked at...
    maddieanmaddie maddieanmaddie 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I try to imagine how him taking me into his arms would feel. Could I find myself safe with my head on his chest and his arms tangled around my body with his hands resting gently on...
    Jerseygirl72 Jerseygirl72 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 25

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    eople say "i see the way jay looks at you" and "i think he likes you". jay follows me around on a sly, plays about with me, breaks the touch barrier (his feet next to mine, playful...
    Begoodandbad Begoodandbad 22-25, F Jul 31

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    I use to say that life was just a dream you’d wake up from. Then again, I would also say that I was bound to live and create great things, but that hasn’t happened yet. When I...
    UnusualAngel UnusualAngel 18-21, F Aug 2

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    Funny enough, I rather like e.p! Some of the catagorise are a little......out there! But it's kinda fun giving folk who are having a tough time a little encouragement. Also a bit...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Aug 3

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    MY FUTURE! I'm at a coffee shop somewhere thinking about where I'm at in life again. It ****** me off to what I've done and tried to do where it's left me nowhere. I can honestly...
    Spiritm Spiritm 26-30, M Aug 4

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    I'm crazy weird funny smart cute adorable nice sweet but honestly idgaf what u think!!!!! Yes I may sing and dance randomly make weird faces and noises but who cares !? I stand out...
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 6

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    We see things from our own perspective, takes talking, and a little bit of appreciation, so stop the hating, so we can finally quit the debating, like if i **** on you, my day in...
    heyyo1234 heyyo1234 22-25, M Aug 9

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    if no one taught you about hate, religion, or other socially taught things, how would the world turn out? i grew up in a christian home, and i reject any idea of religion (as a...
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    I don't think I need a younger guy, I KNOW I DO ;) BUT HE MUST LIVE IN SOUTHEASTERN MASS, MATURE, FUNNY, REAL,420 FRIENDLY BUT LOOKING FOR A POSSIBLE LTR!!
    christinelove69 christinelove69 41-45, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    1.Anime, anime is really cool to watch and I also love to read anime. So anime is great to me and I love the story lines also in anime X//{3 2. Candy, it's funny cuz I get all...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 1 day ago

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    I hate haters I swear if if I **** with you I **** with you if I dont then im busy or writing a post or experience im taking care of my nieces I have two nieces okay not gonna be...
    Xxchristinx18 Xxchristinx18 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    Survey reveals Top 50 funniest jokes ever told [HK] A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers...
    7DeadlySin 7DeadlySin 13-15, M Jul 23

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    Like Wacthing Funny Movies
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 23

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    One summer I went to the public pool with my little brother, he was 8 at the time, he was sitting there over hearing me and my friends conversation, he then says "Is there blood in...
    Maryahsings Maryahsings 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 25

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