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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    So I can't help but laugh a little both from it being funny and a little from being creeped out. I get told I sound like I am 13 by someone who has posted confessions about...
    ballen0420 ballen0420 36-40, M 11 hrs ago

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    Funny when people gotta go on line to get laid. Are you that desperate? Not once have I had to go on line to find a screw buddy. You must have a pretty bad reputation in your area...
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    Oh jeez I came on here this evening and look in my message box and she this girl that says "ew ur are ugly" I mean why waste your time and my time just to cyber insult me I mean if...
    BabyDuchanne BabyDuchanne 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 30

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    I Was Watching Marilyn By G-Eazy And........ Ohhh. I Can't.. Stop... Laughing. Oh My... This Is Why I Love YouTube. xD
    Eriannaa Eriannaa 13-15, F Aug 26

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    Watch this if ur high or drunk XD http://youtu.be/iFiPANvxfDg
    Botdf1shutup Botdf1shutup 13-15, F Aug 29

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    Okay, so I've noticed this within the past year or so. My mom is always going around treating my brother (middle child) better, and she acts like she likes him more, even though...
    whyphy whyphy 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    I have an obsessive crush on Jim Morrison. I never thought of myself as the type who would become obsessed with someone famous but here I am. I honestly believe he is the most...
    chilipeppasforever chilipeppasforever 18-21, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Jim Morrison is the sexiest man of all time. The end.
    chilipeppasforever chilipeppasforever 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Dear Morrision, How are you now? In class? How is Graciaous, my sister?I have been owndering you being single still not tie the Knot with her !? You two are together since that...
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    Quick Jim Carrey drawing :) 😝😝
    0ThomasLea0 0ThomasLea0 13-15, M Aug 31

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    I'm Head Over Heels In Love with JIM CAVIEZEL. I Have watched 'The Count Of Monte Cristo' , 'Frequency', 'Unknown' and currently watching 'Person Of Interest'. And I am having...
    DestinationUnknown1995 DestinationUnknown1995 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    I'm a female studying motor vehicle in college. I was raped in the past and I am still dealing with this. The guys in college all make jokes about rape and I really don't find it...
    HC12345 HC12345 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    i really do ,i think its very sad here that some funny people here see other funny people as competition and are therefore mean and offish towards them .....why can't we all just...
    angelofsweetness angelofsweetness 22-25, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    Some people aren't aware of this but in the original releases. ( before the CGI touch up versions. ) Yoda was actually a Muppet created by Jim Henson.
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker 36-40, M Sep 1

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    It is funny when some unmarried young girls and teenage girls worry about that they are virgins while virginity is an important thing to a girl before they marry. And it is funny...
    darkblackknight darkblackknight 22-25, F Sep 8

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    Last year our teacher made us all write messages to eachother like we had to give each person 3 compliments and a message and she chose the best ones and made a paragraph for us...
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                               The recent death by suicide of Robin Williams really hit me pretty hard...
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    I don't know if I'm fooling myself or not. I try to be happy all the time, I try to find happiness in the smallest things, and I embrace how lucky I am. I spend my free time the...
    Lateralus07 Lateralus07 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    Thinking too much can make you go mad and thinking too deep could mean you are probably over analyzing issues that do not require too much of analysis in the first place. But...
    uselessguy uselessguy 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 21

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    No, it's not about that we all do some bad things in our lives. I think people in general are naturally evil. All those little things we say affect someone, but most people just...
    Balkan1996 Balkan1996 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    I miss you so much most nights I can't breathe. The weirdest things make me cry. A song. A T-shirt. I see a face in a crowd and for a second it's yours before morphing into a...
    crookedteethteen crookedteethteen 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985), directed by Woody Allen With Mia Farrow, Jeff Daniels, Danny Aiello ***Spoiler alert*** This movie was an incredible thing, first the plot is a...
    Allaloneandpoisoned Allaloneandpoisoned 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 30

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    I've never thought I was the attractive one. Boys showed me attention, but only because I have a nice butt...beyond that.....not at all. Now I have a boyfriend.....on our first...
    sweetloaf sweetloaf 18-21, F 7 Responses Sep 1

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    Here's to you, dad. You sicko. My first sexual relationship was with you. You thought I'd forget. You thought I was too little to remember. You knew I didn't know any better. You...
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    So, for anyone who has read my stories, you know that I want an unconventional sort of family in the future. I fully support a nude, sexually open family. I think that a family...
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    I have gone through a lot because of my best friend and I just think that she just doesn't understand. She thinks her problems are so much worse than mine. I've been beaten by one...
    Fullcan Fullcan 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Whoever made this experience is a total nimrod. First of all... and this is directed to Einstein over here who made this experience, first of all the only thing that has problems...
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    I was a break in school today when one of the seniors came up to our table n say down. Somehow the topic of homosexuals came up. Without hesitation she said "I think we should make...
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    The only thing i remained with in life is watching movies, i do this because it make me feel better. i sit in my bedroom after work and i start thinking about the future where i...
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    I think I'm bi-curious and have thought of a 3 way but my partner says he just wants me. But even if we did I wouldn't want her and him to do anything i would just want her to do...
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    1.Anime, anime is really cool to watch and I also love to read anime. So anime is great to me and I love the story lines also in anime X//{3 2. Candy, it's funny cuz I get all...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 Aug 18

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    I think I am in love , he is nice funny weird but still awesome
    nadirah96 nadirah96 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 21

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    Well that part of me have not moved in here yet - YES I DO IT ALOT ON FB LOL - THE PROBLEM IS I WERE I WOULD BE MAKING A POINT AND REFERENCE , THERE WOULD BE THOSE WHO GET...
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M Aug 23

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    When a guy is being too friendly to me and is very funny i usually think im falling for him and how we look like in bed.
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    I think it scares people away. Maybe they just can't deal with all the emotions I bring to the table. I feel like every emotion I feel is so strong. And I can jump from one emotion...
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 28

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    Sitting at a comedy show, thank God for the ability to let our minds wander, all I'm thinking about is sex while I have fun at the Comedy Show. You know men think about sex all the...
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    ... And I'd love it even more if when I clicked on one if these experiences I actually found said funny picture. Grrrrrr to the EP iPhone App.
    EttaS EttaS 36-40, F Aug 17

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    If you're funny with a good heart and a good job you're golden.
    LIZard0121 LIZard0121 16-17, F Aug 18

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