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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    I never knew he created the "who cooking the

    feet? Because they're done" joke lol, I've been saying that forever not knowing who made it 😂 love it!!!
    blondie1113 blondie1113 13-15, F Feb 25

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    Men ( boys) post about being lonely , horny, lost, curious, amused etc and get DISSED by men and women alike. Severely derided and slammed .'Pervert', 'good luck', 'not here...
    suckafool suckafool 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 18

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    hello fellow Jimmy Carr fans!!! :)
    scottie1974 scottie1974 41-45, M Feb 18

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    I don't think Morrison really gets the credit he deserves for the poetic and lyrical genius that he was. Not only is he my favorite poet, he's also the reason I fell in love with...
    hogfan13 hogfan13 26-30, M a week ago

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    It makes no difference to me whether or not Putin has any mental deficiencies. The Pentagon reports he has certain symptoms of Asperger Syndrome. Sorry, that doesn't fly with me...
    fleebabylon fleebabylon 26-30, M Feb 6

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    Conditioner for without it I would look like a woodland creature. Chef Boyardee who has always been there for me when I don't feel like calling Jimmie Johns. Netflix because...
    bombchu bombchu 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    We all have people we think about. Have you ever thought that you may think alot about someone from your past and miss them that maybe someone thinks that way about you and you...
    geordieboy93 geordieboy93 18-21, M 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I love messing with trolls. they always think they have something on you. it's so funny how they think they can dodge a question with a ridiculous accusation that is based on...
    mrweerd mrweerd 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 10

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    I think that the worst Pickup lines that I ever used was "Hey, I forgot my telephone number, can you give me yours??" And I remember that..... IT WORKED. She gave me her number and...
    MrZenigata MrZenigata 26-30, M Feb 7

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    People in my story me and my friends E N M Me: haha the projector pen thing is funny E: ha I got it online it projects jake from adventure time N(sits down with us while E is...
    sadnesskillsme sadnesskillsme 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    That time I came out of hospital on Christmas Eve with our firstborn Etty said and he'd gone and taken the Christmas money from my brother-in-law and said I had said he could have...
    ThatCaterGirl ThatCaterGirl 22-25, F Feb 22

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    You know, just the fact that people used to just type in 'LOL' whenever they see something funny. Then the usage evolved to become just 'lol', in small letters. Then they start...
    DarkLoser DarkLoser 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    i see her face all over his facebook my body says dont worry but my mind thinks then over thinks. now im a jealous angry to the point i just want to... but its my fault for not...
    feelsgoodtocut feelsgoodtocut 18-21, M 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I'm a fifteen year old girl, I've experimented with guys and liked it, but I have never really kissed a girl. I want to so bad, I think girls are really attractive and I usually...
    jojoxo2007 jojoxo2007 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    Somedays, i dont care what people think at all and i feel like a bombshell others, i doubt i even look like a regular teen girl. :/ What do y'all guys think? Honestly. 
    WhiteRice14 WhiteRice14 18-21, F 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Now that i have a clippered back i think i want to cut my long hair too. Maybe a bob haircut, so i can expose my nape. For now i don't want it really short, justid-neck. What do...
    Vralina Vralina 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    I am seriously very weird, I think the word fear is not enough to describe my issues, i think the word psycho, weirdo, or freak will be more precise. Now marriage makes me feel...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 45 mins ago

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    I hate hitting my funny bone! And it's not funny!!!!!
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 12

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    Lol we call it 'telefoonbotje', which means phone bone. So every time someone hits his funny bone, everyone starts yelling 'ring ring, your phones ringing!' That's kinda funny xD...
    xForgottenOne xForgottenOne 18-21, F Feb 13

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    Ever since I was little I have this weird thing happen to me where I would think of a scenario in my mind and then it would soon happen. The first time I remember it happening I...
    amandanicole627 amandanicole627 18-21, F Feb 17

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    No matter how serious i try to be i end up making people laugh during conversations everyone tells me i'm funny and i just get confused i just don't get it lol it's like how am i...
    batwoman22 batwoman22 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 18

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    I admit, I'm one of those people who actually have fun with horoscopes and zodiacs. I don't really take them seriously, however, this article caught me eye and its accuracy really...
    trAnSyLvanIanconcuBinE trAnSyLvanIanconcuBinE 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 19

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    I am not funny. I wish that I was, I really, really do. Sometimes I throw coins into fountains, wishing that I were funnier. I don't have any good jokes on hand. I don't have any...
    ksmith0315 ksmith0315 26-30 Feb 23

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    I love life when I am around the right people, I often cheer others up and I always get told I am funny. But sometimes I get really down, and behind closed doors I always feel down...
    Alwaysundecided Alwaysundecided 22-25, F Feb 11

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    This is something I've been thinking for a while. Everyday I want to hurt people, not in a kinky way more like they deserve it type of way. When I start to think about this I...
    TheWinterSpirit TheWinterSpirit 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    Y'know it's so funny how this world works, we bash each other over differing opinions, we start wars and treat each other like expendables, we're racist and classism abounds, but...
    slimvince slimvince 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 21

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    I think I'm pretty...pretty funny looking hahahahahahahahaahaha helpineedfriends
    mightymouse69 mightymouse69 16-17, F 9 Responses Feb 7

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    Romantic funny....
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 8

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    My boyfriend of going on three years is one of those guys. It's true that as time goes on some things in relationships get stale. We have to put effort into our sex life and muster...
    atiekay atiekay 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    It's funny when moms are like "don't be bringing no big booty bi*** in my house to come steal my stuff and what not" lol calm yourself, no one wants ur stuff, however they might...
    slimvince slimvince 18-21, M Feb 12

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    I am constantly hitting it too, and then I hear "it's not so funny is it" Grrrrr
    OrchidsNuBlu OrchidsNuBlu 36-40, F Feb 13

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    It was a beautiful sunny day so I took a ride out to my girlfriend's house to have coffee and chit-chat. She is a single mother raising two girls. She has a ranch style house...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F Feb 17

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    Omg!! KrimsonRogue is so funny!! And this entire review is absolutely true!! http://youtu.be/jSGC9OaTpQs
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 16-17, F Feb 17

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    About two years ago, I was asked to describe myself and I realized that I didn't really know who I am. So, instead of finding qualities, I wrote a list of things that makes me...
    Jeanne506 Jeanne506 16-17, F Feb 17

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    Okay , here goes ..... 1. Coffee 2. My son's silliness 3. My husbands kindness and love 4. hugs from people I love 5.dark chocolate 6. Baking 7. Those quiet moments right...
    chernobylplayground chernobylplayground 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 18

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    Sometimes i wonder whether some men get so offended by gay men, because they are offended of themselves and how they behave towards women. Funny how they don't like the bahavior...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 22

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    No, I don't....lmao. I don't give a ****, because I KNOW I'm pretty and I also know people will find me unattractive. As long as it's not my hunks, I'm fine. I just think this...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 5 Responses Feb 23

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