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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    I never knew he created the "who cooking the

    feet? Because they're done" joke lol, I've been saying that forever not knowing who made it 😂 love it!!!
    blondie1113 blondie1113 13-15, F Feb 25, 2015

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    So what do you guys think? I have pretty low self esteem when it comes to my looks to be honest, like I'm okay with how I look and everything, but I wish I could be prettier, and I...
    galacticsplash galacticsplash 16-17, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I always knew that, and every time I think about it, my blood boils. I just end up ignoring those kind of thoughts because always thinking negatively about everything can affect...
    eleaaaanor eleaaaanor 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

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    I always have something going through my mind 24/7, 365. I'm constantly analyzing and trying to make sense of things that catch my interest. I try not to over analyze though and...
    Kosmoz Kosmoz 22-25, M 3 hrs ago

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    More Grandmother's Childhood This is a sequel to the first story I told about my grandmother's childhood. Here, I thought I would tell some stories about specific incidents where...
    julietx julietx 36-40, F 3 hrs ago

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    My Grandmother's Childhood. Corporal punishment has become so controversial. In fact, it is almost to the point of being taboo. I am always hearing about studies that show that...
    julietx julietx 36-40, F 11 Responses 2 days ago

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    I appreciate, when such men exist and their women get lucky to have them by their sides. But I truly love and adore my Twin Flame, who is tender, sweet, kind, funny and very...
    DragonSheep DragonSheep 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    you're compatible with. I've always liked and cared about you and I think- know I always will. We have soo much in common and I think you're sexy smart and funny. What's MOST...
    nutfanastic nutfanastic 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    It's always nice. And people who are funny sure can make your day go from okay to, I haven't had a good laugh in a long time.
    Shxxxooo Shxxxooo 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    like after a breakup you act like whatever do your thing I don't care ill be fine get lost but then every little thing reminds you of that person and your like oh they would've...
    chexmixgod86 chexmixgod86 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    His humor is really one of a kind. In a way he is one of the most offensive people I've ever seen, but because is he clearly not serious about, most people seem to be able to...
    Gentle153 Gentle153 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I thought it was funny anyway Wife asked husband if her butt is big Husband says well yeah like a barbecue grill Husband wants to get frisky that night Wife says... "and I'm...
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    Of course they are not funny. Just think about people who want to be raped. It is their dream. Laughing offends them.
    natalypetrvicki natalypetrvicki 18-21, F Jan 27

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    This was the conversation between my four-year-old sister and my mom in the waiting room at the dentist: "Mom, have I ever been in jail and got out?" "No... Don't you think you'd...
    Indigo27 Indigo27 16-17, F Jan 25

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    i don't think she hates me, but she can say incredibly hurtful things. i've always been sensitive, and she holds this against me. she always holds my thoughts and feelings against...
    daydreamer27 daydreamer27 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    You got to admit...you do look rather funny!!!!
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 25

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    This Is soo funy read this all
    khem0356 khem0356 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 24

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    That moment where someone just says one thing and it's not meant to be funny but for some weird reason it's just the funniest ******* thing you ever heard, like stuff kids say or...
    lizzielula5 lizzielula5 13-15, F Jan 24

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    I find it funny that when people want you to change for them, they won't even step out of their own comfort zone hmm..
    Listen1stTalk2nd Listen1stTalk2nd 22-25, M 8 Responses Jan 23

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    There's this guy I work with and he's really funny. I mea he's not a 10 but he's sweet. His name is Skylar. I wonder if he would like me
    DiamondAuthority DiamondAuthority 18-21, F Jan 23

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    Im single and ready to mingle. I have a crush on this guy at my job. Hes so cute.But for some reason I feel like hell never ask me out and I really think he likes me, even my...
    JamieAlbright JamieAlbright 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 23

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    Part 1 : Love.That elusive mystery so many people such as myself look for desperately.When I met J,he knocked me off my feet.He had the qualities that I was looking for in a man...
    SingapuraGirl SingapuraGirl 36-40, F Jan 22

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    Mike Tyson is the most unintentionally funny person ever
    sirnatural sirnatural 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 22

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    I like being funny some of these groups on ep though are just too funny they can't be real people doing the stuff I want to laugh
    sirnatural sirnatural 36-40, M Jan 22

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    Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out...
    purplehaze78 purplehaze78 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 22

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    (We're long gone) Yeah, it's really a shame, but I guess you were long gone I've given up on you, why it took me this long I hate how it came to this, know, it's sad we fell apart...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee 70+, F 3 Responses Jan 21

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    I think hatred is a natural emotions and in some cases is warranted. I think many cases it can be very unhealthy, but in the same breath, I don't think simply forgiving and...
    brownowleyes brownowleyes 31-35, F Jan 21

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    Has anyone seen this? I laughed when I first did. How smart is this six year old girl? When she got into trouble at school, her mother had her write out a whole page of "I will...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 20

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    I've always thought it was silly how people criticized athletes, entertainers, or actor/actresses for making too much money, or comparing them to soldiers, teachers, or police...
    brownowleyes brownowleyes 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 20

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    Its funny that my critics debate me Me who lived it And them who just love to bark
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M Jan 19

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    so a telemarketer phones me and I decide to **** with him so this is how it goes: me - what are you wearing him - did I just hear you right. did you just ask me what I am...
    vergeofdistruction vergeofdistruction 31-35, M Jan 18

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    "Look, we've all got something to contribute to this discussion. And I think what you should contribute from now on is silence." Red Dwarf; Arnold J Rimmer
    Arlys Arlys 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 18

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    My boyfriend ^~^ He's caring, smart, funny, more outgoing than I am, pushes me to do my best, helps me through severe depression, incredibly handsome, strong as ox (he can pick me...
    drama16queen1997 drama16queen1997 18-21 2 Responses Jan 17

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    Buddy and I came across this store, and we found it kinda funny. 😂
    KStyles96 KStyles96 18-21, M Jan 16

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    Look at the pic.Left is my favorite lingerieset my wife has.Right is my favorite thong bikini she has.Left is only worn as undergarment and nobody, besides me, the kids and her see...
    AdBlue AdBlue 46-50, M 5 Responses Jan 16