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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    I never knew he created the "who cooking the

    feet? Because they're done" joke lol, I've been saying that forever not knowing who made it 😂 love it!!!
    blondie1113 blondie1113 13-15, F Feb 25

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    i have a crush on this guy and i have decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he...
    SecretsOut14 SecretsOut14 18-21, F 2 Responses May 18

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    Ok what??? ...funniest request I've ever gotten on here. O_O
    sassycookie sassycookie 18-21, F 3 Responses May 19

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    SentimentalMood SentimentalMood 36-40, F 2 days ago

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    Do u think this is funny??????????????
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 8

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    1. Girls have a period. 2. It hurts when we have sex. for thee first time. ( it feels amazing for men) 3. We get pregnant. (no sleeping on ur stomach. no alcohol, no smoking for 9...
    Muffin19 Muffin19 18-21, F 3 Responses May 21

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    I must be pretty bored to be thinking about doing this, but it seems like a healthy thing to do, honestly. I'm just gonna run straight through this. Stream of consciousness time...
    junedew junedew 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    Yessss! People who are smart and funny are amazing. Others think its funny to act dumb. But its really not.
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 1 Response May 4

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    I Am Dorky Shut up and be Mysterious. As someone who hasn't been in the dating/relationship scene for quite a number of years, and recently re-entered, I consider myself to be a...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 3 hrs ago

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    Must see! http://www.wittyfeed.com/story/5572/1/These-18-Wedding-Photographs-Will-Surely-Tickle-Your-Funny-Bone-
    samy666 samy666 18-21, F 1 Response May 11

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    I find it funny that they talk about gay sex a lot more then homosexuals. Have a bromance which to me just looks as if they are in the closet. They just look so gay it is...
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616 18-21 1 Response May 14

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    Recently my microwave broke and i went to the store with my friend and we went to rent movies and get popcorn and she says ooh popcorn lets get some and i said omg we dont own a...
    Frankie1duhh Frankie1duhh 18-21, F 3 Responses May 15

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    It's funny how we use this website to tell our real feelings How we feel when we want or need something. How we know we read each others stories But we pretend we don't know...
    RedHwaiting RedHwaiting 18-21, F 3 Responses May 16

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    I used to be so concerned about my appearance before. I used to stare at myself in the mirror for hours and whining why am I so ugly. Like literally. Lol, now that I recall back...
    bentorejects bentorejects 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    Tonight Looking back on all this life It's funny how the time goes by And how, sometimes It slides away Time Sliding through the dead of night Shaking 'till you start to cry Your...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 day ago

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    The first time we crossed paths, it was my freshman year of high school. I was on my way to class when I saw him. Nothing about his appearance struck me, but I felt like I knew or...
    ArizonaTea ArizonaTea 18-21, F 1 Response May 2

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    I think today was a day that was done before it even started and I should have just stayed in bed, and it all started last night. Funny how we can alow one event, one situation...
    bob926543 bob926543 36-40, M 1 Response May 9

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    The 1 in 4 should always be followed up with the 1 in 16. Odds are you know both a rape victim and a rapist. Who do you think will laugh at your joke? Who do you think is gonna...
    Faeriepool Faeriepool 22-25 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    thinking out loud by Ed sheeran get me thinking about my soulmate every time I hear it.
    vineman vineman 18-21, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    When I hear Sweater Weather by The Neighborhood I think of my boyfriend. I don't even know why. I get that the song is about s*x but thats not why I think about him since we've...
    RecklessMistake RecklessMistake 13-15, M 9 hrs ago

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    Yes I do think laughter is the best best but I also think too much laughter can make your inner self cold.
    SparkzInTheDark SparkzInTheDark 16-17, F 6 hrs ago

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    I am so short. I am 5 feet tall flat (like you dont know by now). Anyhow all my life I have been the shortest one which I don't really care it's just funny how I'm always mistaken...
    deleted deleted 26-30 15 Responses Apr 30

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    I like to purposely be a goof, and have no problem with embarrassing myself to make my sister or friends laugh... Today my mom and I went out, and she tricked me into grocery...
    appleof5 appleof5 16-17, F May 3

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    Sometimes I feel like lots of people fail to realize to see me. For most of people around I'm a funny , cool and inteligent guy who studyes a lot and has a part-time job. I can be...
    ChubbyFox ChubbyFox 18-21, M May 5

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    Why the right loves privilege politics (here's a link to the article: https://www.jacobinmag.com/2015/05/99-1-percent-income-inequality-class/ ) Last month, I wrote a short post...
    Vrime Vrime 22-25, M 1 Response May 5

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    Am I strong as you think I am? I don't think so. If you read my previous post, you will know I don't have many friends. You may have such a thought come across your mind. "Well...
    Lonely90s Lonely90s 22-25, M 1 Response May 7

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    Ages ago I met a guy, and I really liked him, we talked and talked we had quite a lot in common. As he started to feel more comfortable he opened up to me about s*x. In this he...
    lilygeorge12 lilygeorge12 22-25, F 2 Responses May 8

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    He's really sweet and funny. I think there's something going on with him, but he won't tell me :(
    MsNic1 MsNic1 22-25, F May 13

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    1. Babies 2. Baby zoo animals 3. Puppies 4. Kittens 5. Chocolate 6. Happy people 7. Sunny days 8. Comedy movies 9. Food 10. Gatherings 11. Music 12. Pampering myself 13...
    Cutiepeachpie Cutiepeachpie 18-21, F May 14

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    I'm a pretty socially awkward human being. Something about relationships just really brings out my awkward side, but I really envy those people who are in super comfortable and...
    sullygirl611 sullygirl611 18-21, F 1 Response May 20

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    It is hilarious to me when people laugh at their own jokes. Especially when they think it's actually funny. My dad used to laugh at his own jokes, but it was just the best thing...
    RocaAzul RocaAzul 18-21, F May 22

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    “Here’s to the Different ones, the Nerds, the Geeks, The ones who see things differently. The ones considered the outcast. They aren't held by rules. You can hurt them, bully...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    I had to take my kids to work with me today, (it was an interesting day to say the least) I turn to them before we get out of the car and say to them " You two better be on your...
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