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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    I never knew he created the "who cooking the

    feet? Because they're done" joke lol, I've been saying that forever not knowing who made it 😂 love it!!!
    blondie1113 blondie1113 13-15, F Feb 25

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    it's funny I just had my son almost 4 weeks ago and I'm thinking of baby names for my future children. I love the names brody and paisley
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    This group is too funny. Think? I think there are some crazies here? Aw hell. I KNOW it! I might just be one.
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    Jim Brandt of Fairfield CT is an executive leader with comprehensive knowledge in different areas of sales leadership, operations and revenue growth strategies. He is a highly...
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    I never thought I would get married and I did. Than i told myself no kids but I have 2. Lol life is funny when you think back :)
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    I am a 38 year old widow with 3 adult children and a 15 year old. I ended a relationship that practically devoured my self esteem. In the interim of trying to make myself feel...
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    "Never Had A Dream Come True" S Club 7 Everybody's got something they had to leave behind One regret from yesterday that just seems to grow with time There's no use looking back...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    U know I'm done I just can't do it anymore I'm giving up relax I'm not gonna go killing my self or anything that will hurt its just that I don't have hope anymore I have nothing...
    me343434 me343434 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    This isn't really funny I just couldn't find the right group to share it. I don't get a whole lot of social interaction and so I wanted to tell someone what I did today. I cleaned...
    captivating23 captivating23 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    The Queen borrowed my yellow sun dress so we could go out last night. Of course she looked better because of her big boobs.What do you gurls think?
    stefiecdtv stefiecdtv 51-55, T 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    Yes I love funny cat pics. My cat was pretty plain and easy unless shower or bath time shed jump in with me , To pissed to grab camera when she did for I was chasing a wet cat...
    Averageguy41011 Averageguy41011 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    This is how I have decided to respond to pervy messages on EP :D
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Humor on a guy is hot. It's not often you come across a dude who can make you genuinely laugh without being entirely stupid or resorting to some lame stunt. Funny guys make me...
    StrawHatWanderer StrawHatWanderer 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Something so funny happened to me on FB today. I posted a comment that seemed so innocent to me and someone jumped down my throat for it. So I posted the 'well that escalated...
    DianeRamsey DianeRamsey 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    A few years ago, while still in Ontario at my old job. I was in the middle of a call. The ladies around me started to buzz about this guy that just came onto the floor. I finished...
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    I think some people shouldn't have kids. I'm not trying to be mean or rude, but I think in many casses, it's simply irresponsible. It's irresponsible as a inhabitor or this planet...
    FallenButterflies FallenButterflies 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 19

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    xnikkkix xnikkkix 13-15, F Aug 19

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    So I was eating a slim Jim & someone asked are you starting to feel slim? Lol hmmm I guess I'll eat some more slim jims. silly but cute question
    NotperfectEver NotperfectEver 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 18

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    Shame on you! How can you put a price on someone's life!? We're all equal and we all have the right to live, "one who agrees with abuse with his silence, might as well be the...
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    I'm always thinking of my ex with another lover. It makes me so hot. She knows this too. She thinks it's funny. But she won't tell me if she's slept with anyone else yet. It's been...
    KD2IUO KD2IUO 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/can-we-guess-your-gender-based-on-what-you-hate--ZJqjfnotVl so...are you a man or a woman?
    samy666 samy666 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    I keep trying to find purpose in life but yet all my purposes don't seem to be enough, something happens to them or something happens to me. It's funny how I keep running in...
    SecretPain13 SecretPain13 13-15, F Aug 15

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    I don't really know what I'd say about now accept I feel no motivation whatsoever. I feel that my life has become something I can't relate to anymore. It's like it's a life, but I...
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    i was blocked by a epp who's tired of not being seen for her poetry & sorrow...she thinks someone like myself shouldn't have the following i do,she thinks im too vulgar, i find...
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 14

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    It takes alot of effort to be smart and funny
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 14

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    Humor an a little risky business Is how I meet my husband, true story. my sister an me wore sharing a motel room well she kicked me out to play around with a dude, so I sat in a...
    Mrsblair2015 Mrsblair2015 22-25, F Aug 13

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    Extreme couponing! :P I get money saving but some people :P I saw a show about it and it just was funny like they had coupons for stuff they didn't even need to use or like the...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M Aug 13

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    i have around 110 friends here on ep but maybe only talk to 10 to 15 regulerly. its podd we have so many and people feel the need to friend me and i feel the need to friend them...
    idkwhatiam idkwhatiam 13-15, M 2 Responses Aug 11

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    This may not be funny to everyone...You can say it to us, women toobut, well I posted it first...hahah!Let me have my mean day, once in awhile ok...OK?
    0nOpalsMind 0nOpalsMind 41-45, F Aug 11

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