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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    I never knew he created the "who cooking the

    feet? Because they're done" joke lol, I've been saying that forever not knowing who made it πŸ˜‚ love it!!!
    blondie1113 blondie1113 13-15, F Feb 25

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 4 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Its only 10 am on Tuesday morning and I am planing going for a drink. Funny cos I don't even drink normally. I think I am really going mad..
    Saule116 Saule116 31-35, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    WHERE HAS SOCIETY FAILED OR IS IT JUST SOCIETY EVOLVING? I read yesterday of a retired nurse from the UK that went to Switzerland and she went to one of the legal euthanasia...
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    I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, β€œWell, that’s not going to happen.”
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    Isn't this blurry, dark picture of my hairline s3xay!!!! In all seriousness though why is this even an experience? Why put your selfies here when you could put them on Instagram...
    EgoSumProdigiosum EgoSumProdigiosum 13-15, M 3 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Isn't it funny how people judge us on face value. Although we all do this sometimes myself included,I like to think I give others a chance to see what their all about character and...
    Quinney Quinney 26-30, M 22 hrs ago

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    My sister should give birth to a baby boy soon, I wonder if it will be totally inappropriate to send her a card like that with the flowers, I really think it is too  funny, I...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Isn't it funny how every now and then we wake up and realize that our creative mind tends to conjure up illusions of how we perceive situations or outcomes to be, but reality...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite...
    thebestyoucan thebestyoucan 22-25, M 7 Responses 3 days ago

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    One day in the life of… (according to my spam mail) As I searched for SUV deals online, it reminded me of why I searching for them. I realized I had to acknowledge my alcohol...
    Ravenwind43 Ravenwind43 41-45, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I like telling my own material and real life stories (no offense to anyone this is just my preference) Before I tell my story I have to explain a couple of things 1) Erick is my...
    ThatOneGemini ThatOneGemini 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    Jim Brandt from Fairfield, CT is an experienced executive leader with proven success driving breakthrough growth in competitive markets. He carries many years of experience in...
    Albernjhons Albernjhons 31-35, M 6 days ago

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    Don't we all? It's not just people trying to keep you down or being square and judging your thug behavior when they say that the trend started in the prison yard. My dad told me...
    melody477 melody477 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    People say we need to keep God in America. the name wasn't even in the pledge of allegiance until the red scare. people don't comprehend that freedom of religion this country was...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    I am sometimes but on a fundamental level I'm not funny and I wish people wouldn't laugh at some of my jokes.I'm not funny.I'm a ****.Learn the difference.
    KurMujun KurMujun 18-21 Jul 24

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    I have been in malaise mode for some time now. Its that directionless,enervated feeling that Jimmy Carter warned the nation when the killer bees were about to arrive from the...
    bookerdana bookerdana 51-55, M 4 Responses Jul 24

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    I think Freudianslip13 is smart and funny! I'm glad I found this group! so yeah Imma go before I start to sound like a stalker here!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Jul 23

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    Including a majority of people, I always say that I would prefer someone to be completely honest with me in terms of letting me know if they're not interested. If you ask anyone...
    WhatTheMEL WhatTheMEL 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 22

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    I am a 27 year old woman. I am intelligent, caring, outgoing , I think I am quite funny. However, I think that people don't give a **** about a person's qualities. Looks are so...
    anonia anonia 22-25, F 13 Responses Jul 22

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    so my best friends bf used to work with my bf and I guess whenever I would call my man my besties man over herd the convo and go back and tell my best friend what my man was...
    LuvLostSoul LuvLostSoul 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    It's funny when people use sympathy as a tactic to attract the opposite sex
    7lulu 7lulu 41-45, F Jul 20

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    I don't find it funny at all when people lie about being raped or joke about it. It gets me so aggravated.
    SaffronJade SaffronJade 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 19

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    1)nature2)beautiful days3)occasional rainy days4)funny movies5)a walk on they levee (lakeside)6)walking the dog7)writing8)painting9)photography10)going to a place I've never been...
    hartinar hartinar 36-40, F Jul 19

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    Me and my friends have a weird sense of humour. After a sleepover, none of us can hardly breathe in the room we sleep in. No wonder we hardly have any other friends!
    Venables98 Venables98 16-17, M Jul 19

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    I was watching Monster Bug Wars on Youtube. It's so dramatic, but the sound effects are so weird, that I couldn't help but crack up. It provoked amused tears and uncontrollable...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 31-35 1 Response Jul 19

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    When I say "kids," I usually mean little kids. But teens are kids too. Though, I don't find teens to be very funny most of the time. I think they tend to be pretty serious folks...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 31-35 1 Response Jul 18

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    It's funny how someone can have over a thousand experiences and maybe only 10-15 sexual or dirty experiences and some guys will only focus on those 10-15 experiences.
    BluexStar BluexStar 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    Life is funny that way. People come into your life unexpectedly and they just put a smile on your face when you think of them.
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    It's a lot of fun to stumble across a picture that is funny without intending to be
    Cbob1412 Cbob1412 41-45, M Jul 16

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    Sunday, April 8th, 1990 at about 6:27 am: I was brought into this world. A month later, on Wednesday May 16th 1990, 1:21 am, it happened. The GREAT James Maury Henson was gone...
    GrouchMan536 GrouchMan536 22-25, M Jul 16

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    It's funny how I can write a post and call a woman a t r a m p just to have the story deleted by ep...BUT, I see post about receiving anal, giving BJs, being Hornier than anything...
    CandyCrushers CandyCrushers 36-40, F 9 Responses Jul 16

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    So, on Tuesday I went to bed at 11:16 pm and I got up at 3:30 am in order to do my homework...when I got to school, my classmates told me that we didn't have classes T.T Later, I...
    M4R1LYN M4R1LYN 13-15, F Jul 16

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    This is funny right here πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    jamestyger1 jamestyger1 13-15, M Jul 16

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    Hello to all of you, I'm new. This is gonna be long so I apologize. I'm a 28 year old doctor. I just finished my medical training. I'm Italian and live in Italy. This is my story...
    doctorblondie doctorblondie 26-30, F Jul 15

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    Pondering my dating habits over time. People think it's weird that I'm not constantly dating, and just last night I realized I'm the only person in my friend group to have not...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    Here's a mildly funny one ☺ 
    Annodumbaknee Annodumbaknee 36-40, M Jul 15