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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    with so many dirty jobs the FDA does ,I think like Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs ,they are bored and need someone to come up with them a job ,,,I just heard in the news along with...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    I find it so funny! The reactions you get is brilliant, I also fid it funny when others do it
    backupmojo backupmojo 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    Yes I do think they are quite funny. But not when you're at a sleepover and your friend is farting in his sleep. I have at least another 7 hours of that. Great.
    backupmojo backupmojo 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    There are times, they look really tough..determination, courage and bold..then there are times they become so fragile like beach sands,even a single breath could change them..its...
    9thguy 9thguy 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 6

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    camitheboss camitheboss 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    LOL that mini heart-attack you get when a friend comes up to you saying "Guess what I heard about you"
    ThisGirlCyndi ThisGirlCyndi 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    I laughed way to hard at this ..... It's the simple things :,)
    guessitsjustmexo guessitsjustmexo 18-21, F Jul 18

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    When you realize every square of toilet paper is perforated when we don't use single squares of toilet paper to wipe our ***. Usually we take like 5 squares, so really perforation...
    TheSmartestManOnEarth TheSmartestManOnEarth 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 20

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    My sister is farting in her sleep now 😂😂
    fetishacx fetishacx 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    When I first joined this site four years ago, I was astounded that adults had sex and liked sex so much and that they talked about it. I thought that using toys was something very...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    37. When people just want to save and to save and save and don't want to spend anything. 38. When people don't use any capital letters or full stops or commas in their work. 39...
    Mahsa99 Mahsa99 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    I am watching The Office and I wish I was Pam and I met Jim and I was cute and funny and in love.
    okjackie okjackie 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    My whole family attended the 70th bday party of our neighbor and its full of old people in our community ballroom dancing . You know like dance partners are already ready and if...
    trentoy trentoy 18-21, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    JOHNNY AND THE ANIMALS For me, the funniest moments of "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson' were when guests brought out animals. Joan Embery, of the San Diego zoo, was a...
    goodogstay goodogstay 46-50, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    John Lennon and Jimmy Buffett. To me these two song writers have helped shape my life and also have helped me out during my most down and out days. John Lennon, well what can you...
    thedude5600 thedude5600 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    It's funny and cute when there jealous
    Vammy1d Vammy1d 13-15, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    1) Babies. 2) Kittens/cats. 3) Flowers. 4) Candles. 5) Perfumes. 6) Baking. 7) Cooking. 8) Sleeping. 9) Reading. 10) Shopping. 11) The sense of achievement at school. 12) Seeing my...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    Saw a vid with this in it thought it was funny... So ya...
    doubletimeit doubletimeit 18-21, M 10 hrs ago

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    Okay I have this sick feeling today and it didn't happen until I finally told my friend about something that happened two months ago. I saw this bright light outside my bedroom...
    Air29 Air29 18-21, F Jul 6

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    This was the closest "experience" I could find that I could relate to in a way. Now, I'm not pointing any fingers or accusing him of cheating...I just feel like something has...
    supernovaChic supernovaChic 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 9

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    I've been in such serious relationships, and trust me they aren't that fun. I started working at Von's (Safeway grocery store) and became friends with this cool guy John Fajardo...
    missdaisyray missdaisyray 18-21, F Jul 10

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    i really don't think that i understand girls any more nor do i think that the ones i dated really understood what they really wanted so it was like a hopeless situation and a huge...
    alaacrot alaacrot 18-21, M Jun 29

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    Falling on my face, even getting my family to laugh during tough times, got such a smile sometimes it hurts...but makes me laugh still. Do funny things that are embarrassing but...
    LizzieFizzie LizzieFizzie 18-21, F Jun 29

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    Kanjoya is using EP to come up with emotionally intelligent chat bots and letting companies use out stories and profiles for marketing. Not to mention the occasional comments for...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Jul 5

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    Winks change everything. It makes everything sound dirty and funny. For instance: -I think a man is attacking my neighbor! Vs. I think a man is attacking my neighbor ;-)
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    One time I was sitting by myself thinking about how awesomely hilarious I am, but I had no one around. It was a wasted funny moment. Sometimes funny can be sad too. But then I...
    heibel75 heibel75 36-40, F Jul 20

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    A little background first: I met my current boyfriend while he was still dating his ex. I could tell he was into me even though he was dating her. Eventually he got my snapchat and...
    SkinnyJenny420 SkinnyJenny420 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    why do people equate having no sexual experience to innocence? Though it's true I am inexperienced in a lot of things but I have also gone through a lot as well. It's just so funny...
    reezaheartdogs reezaheartdogs 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I've seen quite a few funny e-cards and i sometimes just google "funny pictures" or" funny vintage photos".
    karenmbrown karenmbrown 51-55, T Jul 5

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    From stating the title in a "pirate voice" to my crush to make him burst out laughing to annoying my sisters with a weird sense of humor followed by silly noises. I love to be...
    LizzieFizzie LizzieFizzie 18-21, F Jun 30

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    Funny thing is , I'll hurt more if I let go than if I stay . That a sign that I'm not ready to give up ? I'm hurting myself being in love. He's my heart. Can anyone describe it...
    AliForever AliForever 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    Troll motto: You find it offensive; I find it funny ... That's why I'm happier than you.
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    My two oldest daughters they share a room, we got them a bunk bed so they have more room for their stuff, but omg last night was sooo funny, I heard mindie screaming, I thought...
    jennylovestosmile jennylovestosmile 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 15

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    In my opinion, being funny is a must. you have to make me laugh cause I love laughing . I just fall quickly for funny guys. if you can make my stomach hurt laughing , I love you.
    xriiccii xriiccii 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I think of death a lot. I am not obsessed with it and I don't think I fear it in an unrealistic kind of way, I fear it just like anyone else. One of the things that occur to me...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    "Rigid thinking means "thinking, speaking, and imposing black/white right/wrong judgments (vs. opinions) on situations, relationships, and people. People who think rigidly may...
    Aimee17 Aimee17 36-40, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I sometimes think about the past & everything I did. The "friends" I used to have, party, and hang out with on a regular basis. When I overthink about our experiences/times/shared...
    introvertpower94 introvertpower94 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 8

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    Double back stab, never been hurt so much like this I know that I'm not married yet (and now I doubt I will for some time) but I'm currently engaged to a guy. I am 28 and he's 27...
    Necrogirl27 Necrogirl27 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    There are so many differences....with everything....and if you think about it, men and women aren't exactly equal. In certain ways, yes. But in most, not at all. It seems to me...
    Kawiicatnipotaku Kawiicatnipotaku 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 18

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    So last year my family bought a farm in the middle of no where, and I love it; It has almost sixty acres, a pond, and tons of forest. We raise sheep and goats in the fields and...
    Jase586 Jase586 18-21, M 11 hrs ago

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    I just don't think there is a such thing as "normal". Even people who think they are normal are actually pretty weird in certain ways and in a way it is kind of weird to think you...
    LoveHate711 LoveHate711 16-17, F 7 hrs ago

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    I ain't charismatic nor funny, so I think I can't have a long lasting relationship.
    InsanelySaneGuy InsanelySaneGuy 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 3

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