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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    Oh jeez I came on here this evening and look in my message box and she this girl that says "ew ur are ugly" I mean why waste your time and my time just to cyber insult me I mean if...
    BabyDuchanne BabyDuchanne 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I Was Watching Marilyn By G-Eazy And........ Ohhh. I Can't.. Stop... Laughing. Oh My... This Is Why I Love YouTube. xD
    Eriannaa Eriannaa 13-15, F a week ago

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    Watch this if ur high or drunk XD http://youtu.be/iFiPANvxfDg
    Botdf1shutup Botdf1shutup 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    This is really starting to annoy me.......people who ask this why? You know the answer because it's what you think not by others judgment. And if it is then your self esteem must...
    XannaleiseX XannaleiseX 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 7

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    Remember , there are two kinds of retarded. There are those who are mentally retarded ( they can be awesome hard working people ) then there are those people who are just F--king...
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker 36-40, M Aug 15

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    Okay, so I've noticed this within the past year or so. My mom is always going around treating my brother (middle child) better, and she acts like she likes him more, even though...
    whyphy whyphy 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    Sprinkler tension can also be enhanced by putting in lower move-level nozzles, or by splitting an present station into two by adding an additional station solenoid.Disc filters are...
    Diana63by Diana63by 31-35, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    This is something I say with my friends at work. People Are always eating peanuts there and thought this would be funny. "Do you want some peanuts?" "Do I want some what...
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F 16 hrs ago

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    omg funny people are the best.i cant get enough *sexual voice*
    buymeconcerttickets buymeconcerttickets 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    I love how so many of you beg for people's attention by adding all of these experiences like. * I'm lonely * I want someone to talk to * I have no friends * I want a best friend...
    iamonamission iamonamission 16-17, M Aug 4

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    An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don...
    SweetEmotions SweetEmotions 36-40, F Aug 12

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    Quick Jim Carrey drawing :) 😝😝
    0ThomasLea0 0ThomasLea0 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    Some people aren't aware of this but in the original releases. ( before the CGI touch up versions. ) Yoda was actually a Muppet created by Jim Henson.
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    I'm not funny, I'm brutally honest and people are so used to fake they think I'm joking
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F Aug 6

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                               The recent death by suicide of Robin Williams really hit me pretty hard...
    dannygirl89 dannygirl89 22-25, F Aug 18

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    In this case it's a funny video. Watch David Hasselhoff's reactions through out the story line as well as the other funny images! 
    BeautifulAddiction49 BeautifulAddiction49 46-50, F Aug 16

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    I don't know if I'm fooling myself or not. I try to be happy all the time, I try to find happiness in the smallest things, and I embrace how lucky I am. I spend my free time the...
    Lateralus07 Lateralus07 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    Thinking too much can make you go mad and thinking too deep could mean you are probably over analyzing issues that do not require too much of analysis in the first place. But...
    uselessguy uselessguy 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 21

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    I dream and think about lots of things some of which are very stupid and taboo. In real life we are bound by so called rules and regulations which makes us to hide our true...
    openheart92 openheart92 18-21, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Hello my name is maddie, I just turned 21 and I'm planning on having a abortion. Let me start off by saying if you think your going to change my mind think again. I have looked at...
    maddieanmaddie maddieanmaddie 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    Funny enough, I rather like e.p! Some of the catagorise are a little......out there! But it's kinda fun giving folk who are having a tough time a little encouragement. Also a bit...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Aug 3

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    MY FUTURE! I'm at a coffee shop somewhere thinking about where I'm at in life again. It ****** me off to what I've done and tried to do where it's left me nowhere. I can honestly...
    Spiritm Spiritm 26-30, M Aug 4

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    I'm crazy weird funny smart cute adorable nice sweet but honestly idgaf what u think!!!!! Yes I may sing and dance randomly make weird faces and noises but who cares !? I stand out...
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 6

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    We see things from our own perspective, takes talking, and a little bit of appreciation, so stop the hating, so we can finally quit the debating, like if i **** on you, my day in...
    heyyo1234 heyyo1234 22-25, M Aug 9

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    if no one taught you about hate, religion, or other socially taught things, how would the world turn out? i grew up in a christian home, and i reject any idea of religion (as a...
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 12

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    I don't think I need a younger guy, I KNOW I DO ;) BUT HE MUST LIVE IN SOUTHEASTERN MASS, MATURE, FUNNY, REAL,420 FRIENDLY BUT LOOKING FOR A POSSIBLE LTR!!
    christinelove69 christinelove69 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 14

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    1.Anime, anime is really cool to watch and I also love to read anime. So anime is great to me and I love the story lines also in anime X//{3 2. Candy, it's funny cuz I get all...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 Aug 18

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    I hate haters I swear if if I **** with you I **** with you if I dont then im busy or writing a post or experience im taking care of my nieces I have two nieces okay not gonna be...
    Xxchristinx18 Xxchristinx18 18-21, F Aug 18

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    I think I am in love , he is nice funny weird but still awesome
    nadirah96 nadirah96 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 21

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    Around fifth grade I saw two manga hidden at our shoe cabinet. I really like anime so I thought it was just some cutesy comic book then I saw wrong, it was a hentai manga. People...
    rabblemagic rabblemagic 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 22

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    Well that part of me have not moved in here yet - YES I DO IT ALOT ON FB LOL - THE PROBLEM IS I WERE I WOULD BE MAKING A POINT AND REFERENCE , THERE WOULD BE THOSE WHO GET...
    stephenrko stephenrko 31-35, M Aug 23

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    When a guy is being too friendly to me and is very funny i usually think im falling for him and how we look like in bed.
    Elleshore81 Elleshore81 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    I think it scares people away. Maybe they just can't deal with all the emotions I bring to the table. I feel like every emotion I feel is so strong. And I can jump from one emotion...
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985), directed by Woody Allen With Mia Farrow, Jeff Daniels, Danny Aiello ***Spoiler alert*** This movie was an incredible thing, first the plot is a...
    Allaloneandpoisoned Allaloneandpoisoned 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I've never thought I was the attractive one. Boys showed me attention, but only because I have a nice butt...beyond that.....not at all. Now I have a boyfriend.....on our first...
    sweetloaf sweetloaf 18-21, F 8 Responses 2 days ago

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    But I hate guys who try to hard to be funny because I can tell
    ohlayla ohlayla 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 3

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    {pic} ^ I can't be the only one who finds this funny lmaoo . #imnotracist #itsajoke
    XCameronnXx XCameronnXx 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 5

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    I unfortunately don't get too many sweet and funny texts but when I do they mean the world to me
    tobesucessful tobesucessful 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 5

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    The guys I work with are very crazy and funny. They are a gang of fools for laughing! It is difficult work sometimes, but they make lots of humour to sweeten the doing of it.
    Lecuyer90 Lecuyer90 22-25, F Aug 6

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    My sister started a new school this year and she has to walk. We are within a mile of the school so a bus doesn't come by. Since we just moved here, my mom took her the first few...
    kittenasylum kittenasylum 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    ... So very true i feel and i know well and truly how to hide behind a smile!I am often seen and come across as the funny girl, the one who is always up for a good laugh and joke...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 9 Responses Aug 6

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    Who dosnt thier awsome and funny
    hi163 hi163 13-15, M Aug 7

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