I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 25, 2008

    I never knew he created the "who cooking the

    feet? Because they're done" joke lol, I've been saying that forever not knowing who made it 😂 love it!!!
    blondie1113 blondie1113
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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath
    26-30, F
    Aug 7, 2008

    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123
    41-45, M
    Feb 17, 2011

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