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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Hay everyone go on YouTube and look up Matthew lush he is so funny
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    Message between me and a man on EP: Me: I can't really do "physical only." I've tried, and I just can't. There has to at least be warmth and affection there. In the long run, I...
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    Cemetery Music An American tourist in Vienna is walking through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He...
    staleywise staleywise 56-60, F 1 Response Oct 13

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    I'm babysitting at the moment. One of the kids was stalking me from under the table. I told him he was bad at hiding. He made a sad face. "Oh man! I'm NOT a ninja!" Then, he left...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 26-30 2 Responses Oct 14

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    ambodexter ambodexter 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I think I am funny as heck. I have my moments :) Ok, honestly though, I have thought to myself, your so funny you should get paid for it. Then I work my little jokes into...
    Qwert143 Qwert143 22-25 20 hrs ago

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    I think I am funny, my kids don't.
    Myfairlady1 Myfairlady1 46-50, F 4 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    Tom Stade, Craig Campbell, Nina Conti, Jimoin, There are a few really gifted comics about! American,Canadian,English,and Irish. And that's just the four I listed!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Oct 18

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    I'm about to perform one of jimi Hendrix song, catfish blues.. feeling sexy blues Yeaaah ! 😎
    red4x red4x 26-30, M Oct 14

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    My mom loves my sisters more than she loves me, I've always been the one who thinks differently about things and is not afraid to say it. I am actually quite a sensitive person...
    Larissa18283 Larissa18283 18-21, F Oct 9

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    I'm shy but I need to make friends and I really don't know how. I feel like I'm just scaring them away or something. I'm actually pretty funny I think, or I can be but I really...
    AriHenderson AriHenderson 13-15, F 4 Responses Oct 9

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    In a rush to get home to meet the sewing machine repair man I borrowed my daughters bike. This was all good, until my dress got caught in the chain. Flipped me over handlebars w...
    Rapunzel3 Rapunzel3 46-50, F Oct 10

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    Some say dumb sayings are proof. Some say we hurt the ones we love. Thats dumb. And a lie. But it was pushed. And now peace time still has casualties. Any who...
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I would like to think I was a 6'2" Brazilian Lady Warrior with a perfect can.
    bombchu bombchu 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    Hey guys, so today I went to the 'The Private Clinic' @ Surry Hills to get an pregnancy termination. We got there around 10:12am and as soon as we we're walking in some protestors...
    x3myonewish x3myonewish 18-21, F 6 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    My Mother Taught Me My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father." My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate...
    staleywise staleywise 56-60, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I always love telling jokes. i laugh a lot. i always joke with my friends and family. but they always get offended but it wasn't to really name fun. just me being funny. but if you...
    Hotspicychilli23 Hotspicychilli23 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 4

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    ...Ive always known this about myself and its one of the things i really battle and struggle with daily. This last week has been a tough one for me regarding my over thinking and...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    Being a funny person myself and always making people laugh. I love you other funny people. No better medicine than laughter. Besides sunlight maybe. Either way, I love being around...
    HeyIThappens HeyIThappens 18-21 3 days ago

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    After that painful heartbreak, my life has gone on the right track. I am feeling much positive and happier because I have finally let him out of my life. And I don't feel so lonely...
    YongTauFoo YongTauFoo 18-21, F Oct 14

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    I have worked in this café for 2 years. I laid an eye on him on first sight. He is quiet, friendly looking and mysterious. He came to the coffee shop everyday for a coffee, but no...
    seraphurn seraphurn 22-25 5 days ago

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    I'm pretty laid back. I like to think I have a good sense of humor. I can laugh at myself. I don't mind being the butt of the joke, as long as it isn't cruel. And if it is, I can...
    smarmybrat smarmybrat 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    I think I was probably beautiful when I was like 6-10 years younger. But not anymore, not with each passing year. All I see are flaws. But the funny thing is, even though I am...
    whoreallycares85 whoreallycares85 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    Everyone's telling me you're lucky you've got everything. Yeah how funny right? I've got everything materially but nothing else I'm hollow inside. People kept telling me if your...
    SwanNual SwanNual 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 13

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    I'm one of those people where LIFE happens. I'll be 23 this year and still love with my parents. Before people make judgement here is my story. I did one year of college & after...
    DaCreativeChild DaCreativeChild 22-25, F Oct 14

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    For people to talk about others who are less fortunate than you. I never found it funny to laugh at someone because they wore the same clothes over and over again, because they...
    MysticBeauty MysticBeauty 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 21

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    I'm ugly, but it's okay because I'm also highly intelligent, funny, talented and I can "read" people. So, being ugly doesn't make me feel bad, and I don't need people telling me...
    chickiebos chickiebos 31-35, F Oct 21

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    When I logged- in today, I smiled at a hate mail. It's funny how could someone say things when he doesn't even know me personally. Ok, be the judge if I made this man hate me. I...
    4BlackForest 4BlackForest 36-40, F 8 Responses Oct 21

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    I became the other woman this weekend. Not like a love affair, more a FWB. I just ended a 17 year marriage and this guy made me feel like someone would want a mid 30s woman with...
    Oldhigh96 Oldhigh96 36-40, F 5 Responses Oct 22

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    So I'm 20 he's 21 we've known one another for about 4yrs now, and have been in serious long term relationships while remaining friends, we've always kept a respectable distance and...
    lilzee225 lilzee225 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    So I'm 20 he's 21 we've known one another for about 4yrs now, and have been in serious long term relationships while remaining friends, we've always kept a respectable distance and...
    lilzee225 lilzee225 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    "A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it." (One of my penpals shared this with me this morning. Too funny)
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 2

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    HEY! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! I bet I'm the only guy on here that fell OUT of the bath!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 2

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    I don't care how attractive a guy is if he's not funny he's automatically ugly.
    thislittleone thislittleone 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 2

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    Hahaha..this is so me..my Ex used to find it so funny and he enjoyed correcting me or tell me heey you watch out....
    CurvyandChic CurvyandChic 22-25, F Oct 3

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    I love animals and the cutest funny pics they are in!
    MNI1982 MNI1982 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 5

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    watching knock out hahahahaha watching people fall over is pretty funny :O
    AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR 22-25, F Oct 12

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    And then everyone looks at me funny.
    DeathIsPartDinosaur DeathIsPartDinosaur 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 15

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    lol so this guy writes stories about this girl ;'D and she aint even wrote one about her ;'D and you can clearly see his begging it off her its so funny she aint interested in him...
    heeeeey heeeeey 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 16

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    Omg I just saw something so fuggin funny so I was walking with my friends right & Adriana was walking her dog & it had a cons on its head & it started to go crazy & run around the...
    ThaQueen2 ThaQueen2 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 17

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    Keven hart <3 so friggn funny!
    AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR 22-25, F Oct 17

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    I have met funny guys and I have one
    beautylasts beautylasts 13-15, F Oct 18

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