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I Think Jim Gaffigan Is Funny

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    I never knew he created the "who cooking the

    feet? Because they're done" joke lol, I've been saying that forever not knowing who made it 😂 love it!!!
    blondie1113 blondie1113 13-15, F Feb 25

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    The Keys Under the Doormat

     Chip Chop Chip.............chip chop chip? i dont even know what chip chop chip is supposed to mean
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 3 Responses Dec 6, 2008

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    Hilarious

    Jim Gaffigan is a hilarious comedian. His "Hot Pockets" routine just kills me. He is also in the funniest movie ever, "Supertroopers" and makes a great creepy villian on Law and Order. How much cooler can you get?
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Feb 17, 2011

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    Favorite Comedian

    I stumbled across one of his shows on Comedy Central one night.  When he started talking about holidays and how decorating for Christmas must have been thought up by a drunk man, I was instantly hooked.  I laughed so hard, I cried.  I love how...
    heavensloss heavensloss 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2008

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    They Made the Breakfast Hot Pocket...

    FINALLY!- It's like "Good Morning! You're about to call in sick."
    songno1sings songno1sings 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    I Met Him In Dallas

    When Jim came through town in 2006, I saw him at the Majestic and loved him. I got to meet him afterwards and he is the sweetest thing. I am a huge fan of Beyond the Pale and I love his movies and his show My Boys. He is absolutely fabulous and a great clean comic. Tell me...
    handsqueezydeath handsqueezydeath 26-30, F Aug 7, 2008

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    I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells.
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    Found out bleach in the dishwasher foams up. I have it all over the floor lol
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F Apr 11

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    Always be yourself unless you are an arrogant *******.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 12

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    When someone says "youre dumb" when actually it's not hard to point out they're wrong, or in this case prove their hypocrisy.
    Hopeisinme Hopeisinme 18-21, F Apr 14

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    This one day I joked around with my husband about My dog farting in right in His face and all the sudden my dog jumped up on me a stuck his butt in My face and let out the...
    jamielove7777 jamielove7777 26-30, F a week ago

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    My dog is appalled every time He passes gas out His bum. It is hilarious to see him look and sniff his own bum. The first time it startled Him so bad that He ran away from his own...
    jamielove7777 jamielove7777 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    If i fart and i dont even care that you're there, im comfortable with you. just sayin
    shrid shrid 22-25, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 5 days ago

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    Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 5 days ago

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    I hate these kinds of people with all my heart. I can't believe someone would even think it's ok to hurt an animal let alone think it's funny. What kind of cruel sadistic person...
    mclovin31321 mclovin31321 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    I think it's funny that people are so judge mental on here. Just because my experiences are different than your experiences doesn't give you the right to comment rude things. Isn't...
    Tiffanyportelli Tiffanyportelli 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    I think it's funny/stupid whenever somethings "free" but yet you have to pay 60 dollars etc to get that free useless thing that your never even gonna use lol smh..
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    Cheers most likelys.... They think I'm funny :P lolz
    samipee samipee 18-21, F Apr 4

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    My family is always against gays my family thinks it's funny when making jokes like this but really I just want to tell them to shut up because they don't know what they are...
    Runaway1995 Runaway1995 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    They are only funny when someone successfully counter-troll them. Most of the attempted counter-troll on Q&As and experiences with a large member base are not trolling the trolls...
    DomFletch DomFletch 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    I love watching the Tonight Show. I'm glad he is the one who took over the show after Jay Leno (I didn't know Jay Leno that well, but I know he was funny). Now, Jimmy is on...
    JK7448 JK7448 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Last night, Oceandock and I attended the Jimmy Buffett concert.  What an awesome experience.  One of my favorite songs is Lovely Cruise.....below are pics I took last...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 18 Responses Apr 10

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    Since I was a teenager I was obsessed with his voice.I almost used to listen to the doors before going to bed with all the lights off in the room.It was an alchemical experience...
    nudemom nudemom 31-35, F 4 Responses Apr 15

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    My father is dying of cancer and I accept it. Don't mistake this for not caring. Nothing could be farther from the truth. He's had an incredible life. He fought at Iwo Jima. That...
    onethousandthorns onethousandthorns 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    saundra04 saundra04 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    people think im nice and funny, but the thing is I'm not funny I would be insulting the person in front of me but in a funny way
    zeinahalawa zeinahalawa 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 26

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    Time In A Bottle Jim Croce I never understood the meaning of this song until I met Unjusted.
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 5 Responses Apr 7

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    ilovenickiminaj ilovenickiminaj 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 16

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    I went out with my new bf tonight and he is smoking hot. Even my mom says so. Thats why I have to pinch myself. My coat smells like fries and shrimp.We went out to eat and He did a...
    ChelseaMonroe ChelseaMonroe 26-30, F Apr 2

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    Yeah, and I'm always in the mood for being funny, because is funny to be funny.. Well, you know what I mean :/
    MrZenigata MrZenigata 26-30, M Mar 25

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    It depends on the humor though and if I can understand it. I don't like crude humor. I like innocent, truly funny, not at someone else's emotional expense humor. I tend to also...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F Apr 8

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    Another thing I find funny is how whenever you write a story where you really put a lot of effort in,it doesn't always get a lot of likes or comments etc.But when you write a story...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F Apr 10