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I Think Jonathan Coulton Is a Genius

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M Mar 26, 2013

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    I am called genius on a regular basis. People hate genius and I struggle with it, too. I am a writer, composer, singer, actor, pianist, vocal coach, krav maga practitioner, cook...
    pk421a pk421a 31-35 Nov 1

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    Letters from Little Boys to God Dear God, Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. Tom L. Dear God, I went to this wedding on Sunday and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Oct 27

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    Always been one, even though the genius in me has been hibernating lately. Gotta wake him up. :)
    IAmNot IAmNot 18-21 1 Response Nov 13

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    I actually do not know if I am or not. I think I've just wasted my life. Here, this is something I wrote when I was eleven years old, for fun, based on Julius Caesar. Portia, my...
    Lay1a Lay1a 18-21, F Nov 4

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    I have struggled with depression for upwards of 5 years now. It comes and goes, sometimes I can go for weeks without feeling especially down, but once it starts again, it doesn't...
    meandthemoon13 meandthemoon13 18-21, F 57 mins ago

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    I am a sex worker.. It's a long story how I got into it. Just wondering if there are any others on here? Thought this could be a safe place for support and a way to share our...
    lilMissAlexa lilMissAlexa 18-21, F 19 hrs ago

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    Quite a few years ago one of the greatest friendships I've ever experienced broke down due to the actions and consequences revolving around this value. This friend of mine and I...
    morea morea 22-25, F 12 hrs ago

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    I think I'll be just that,single forever!!! I don't know why I am, because I think I'll be just an amazing girlfriend. I don't think I'll ask for much nor do I want someone to buy...
    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F 11 hrs ago

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    I've been with my current boyfriend for a year and a half now, every now and again I used to think of my ex but in the last 6 months I can't stop thinking about him. He's always on...
    purplerainn purplerainn 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    *SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS* its not think. it's I am done! I am so over being "nice" to ppl. im done counting on others. thinking they might be there for me. NUMBER #1 is...
    PsychoBitch69 PsychoBitch69 31-35, F 19 hrs ago

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    I was thinking maybe I don't want to change, to feel better. that's why I feel bad again. I know I need to try harder,but I don't. I need to talk but I don't. what I want, and...
    sidham sidham 26-30, F 19 hrs ago

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    Met someone online. We had a really great time talking to each other. It was as if we connected right away. From then on, we exchanged phone numbers. We texted a lot and talked...
    freestyler605 freestyler605 22-25, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I have always cared about what people thought about me. Even when I was a kid. I wanted to please everyone, be what everyone wanted me to be. It brought my self-esteem way down...
    RubyLane RubyLane 41-45, F 10 hrs ago

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    I believe that every girl should go to the spa every three or four months. There is nothing so re-invigorating as a weekend of being pampered. I went with three other of my...
    Marcette88 Marcette88 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Well am 21 and for the last past 10 years I was in love with the same boy I never had a bf and it took me 10 years to tell him how I felt let's say he didn't take it well and said...
    missaquji missaquji 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I'm sitting here a couple nights before my exam and am I studying? No. Procrastinating. Eating, shopping, thinking of things I want to find and try... because I think I probably...
    mymiseo mymiseo 18-21 37 mins ago

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    I feel more suicidal than ever and even attempted... The help I get feels little to none... I still feel trapped and lost within my own body... I feel as if I'm not where I belong...
    MrCutBleedSmile MrCutBleedSmile 18-21, M 3 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    What would earth be like if we couldn't care on the human race. Therefore I am looking for one special women that would like to be monogamous and create a beautiful family together...
    Lookin2CuCum Lookin2CuCum 36-40, M 19 hrs ago

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    Ya somebody who thinking the same?
    littlejunior littlejunior 13-15, M 2 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I think life is an ongoing lesson and that the glass is always half full
    Ashley2K14 Ashley2K14 22-25, F 12 hrs ago

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    I've never brought into the 'I don't care what people think of me', more often than not, I smell bullshit when people say it. There's nothing wrong with caring about it, just not...
    Reallifeperson Reallifeperson 22-25, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I don't think anyone would be too upset. I mean, everyone around me is constantly telling me I'm not good enough, so maybe they'd like it more if I were dead...
    therealsydster therealsydster 13-15, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Guys and girls what do yall think she curious about women
    ohno25 ohno25 41-45, M 9 hrs ago

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    Please tell me what you think
    TheWonkyRook TheWonkyRook 16-17, M 7 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I've found that these men grow up father kids, some of them daughters, and further this asinine way of thinking. I also hate to know there are girls growing up limited or feeling...
    LeaveITournes LeaveITournes 18-21 3 hrs ago

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    Began thinking of an ex boyfriend for some reason he freaked me out he abruptly left the relationship and left me lonely I wouldn't eat and didn't socialize for months it took a...
    Bella70 Bella70 41-45, F 2 hrs ago

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    I am 30 and I was married and with a man for nearly 10 years and I have always felt different. I am now seriously wondering if I'm a lesbian. I have had relationships since with...
    thatartgirl thatartgirl 26-30, F 2 hrs ago

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    I am in a support group on Facebook and I saw a post a girl made. She said "Am I the only one who fears the police now because of the stories of them killing people with mental...
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M 1 hr ago

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    I agree too ... I understand why people commit suicide. Major depression is not cure-able its manageable with anti depressants but it takes too long to find the right one for you...
    tac3004 tac3004 46-50, F 39 mins ago

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    I’m *the* person to ask to read a book at work. Its cute and it feeds my ego. So I’m good with it. I tend to think I’m rather good at it, I always get compliments…and...
    Sarahbellas Sarahbellas 26-30, F 5 Responses Nov 3

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    I am a (self proclaimed) Thinker. Whenever a thinker thinks, they think. Whenever I think, I think about billions (not over exaggerating) things a minute. Whenever a thinker thinks...
    PokewithasideofTurkey PokewithasideofTurkey 13-15, M Nov 3

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    I never wanted to get married growing up. I talked about it with a couple of friends because that's what girls are "supposed" to do, but I truly wasn't interested. Now that I'm...
    chickiebos chickiebos 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    I don't just think it, I know I am ugly. I've been told pretty much half my life that I'm ugly and I'm this and that and well, this is me trying to come to terms with the whole...
    havingabadweek havingabadweek 18-21 2 Responses Oct 23

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    I saw this group and it made me think about when I first got a fat tummy ..well not the very first time but after I met my second partner. My first hubby seemed to like how I...
    Mmmcherries Mmmcherries 46-50, F 5 Responses Oct 24

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    "Beggin For Thread" "Banks" So I got edges that scratch And sometimes I don't got a filter But I'm so tired of eating All of my misspoken words I know my disposition...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 25

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    Does he still think about me? We were together for two years and went through A LOT especially with our families and my health. When we were forced to break up he got into smoking...
    december789 december789 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 27

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    When I think of Frank Sinatra I think of jazz. I just wish some of you people would stop comparing him to impersonators or other singers who can't sing for **** even if you think...
    Justadarkhole Justadarkhole 22-25, M Oct 27

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