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I Think Jonathan Coulton Is a Genius

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 26, 2013

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    “How much more there is now to living! Instead of our drab slogging forth and back to the fishing boats, there’s reason to life! We can lift ourselves out of ignorance, we can...
    imgreywlf imgreywlf 56-60, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    This is amazing, so many people with a myriad of experiences though most compatible. I am 14 and I am a polymath. Anything I entertain I master. Something like veni, vidi, vici. I...
    aaronparks99 aaronparks99 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    RABBI SHMULEY BOTEACH SAYS MUSLIMS SAVED JEWShttp://thedeenshow.com/watch/2844/rabbi-shmuley-boteach-says-muslims-saved-jewsMuslims and Jews: a historical perspective that reveals...
    moonii moonii 18-21, F Jul 12

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    A genius can never work for any. This would lower her high intelligence. I won't be the most enforced worldwide, the only exception.
    Thought1 Thought1 22-25 Jul 18

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    Read it fast and loud if You're a Genius Aye,Yum,Stew,Feed
    Angelynne Angelynne 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    There are those who think the glass is half empty and those who think its half full. I prefer to drink straight from the bottle.
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 4 hrs ago

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    I just think about the most random things and then it gets me thinking of diffrent things then sad things then I cry and go to sleep...
    Originalbitch Originalbitch 13-15, M 1 hr ago

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    Back in high school when I was in grade ten, my best friend introduced me to this guy that she went to semi formal with, just as friends, and ever since that day we became really...
    jenniferolise jenniferolise 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Do you ever just sit there? & think your life away. Picture every single moment in time that you could be living in if only things really were reality right & you can relive...
    presseve presseve 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Yeah I think I'm gonna leave, I will miss you all :(
    oliviedog oliviedog 13-15, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I tend to think about certain issues that concern me. I enjoy making a well informed decision as opposed to the first thought that enters my mind.
    mistermeran mistermeran 31-35, M 2 hrs ago

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    If I hear about one more idiot leaving their child in the car. The sad thing about it, is it's my generation, and younger generations. I think the parent should be sent to the...
    Blackstallion76 Blackstallion76 36-40, M 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Hmmm... There're too many problem that we have to handle with every single of it ... The dream I wish I could have and expect it to happen seem like forever to me .. I hate it when...
    Mydailylife Mydailylife 18-21, F 41 mins ago

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    Thinkaholic!I wonder how far we could go if we didn't stop and think? Who do you think get further in life? People who overthink or people who don't give a thought?A lot of...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    I startes thinking too much when i was 17 an came across dating long distance. Im insecure about my image so i always thought why would she like me if i didnt like me? Whenever it...
    troubledB troubledB 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 29

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    I know its so totally stupid, but i get so attached to people sometimes and i just cant stop thinking about them and i let my head go off on one fantasy land and get dissapointed...
    Electropterodactyl Electropterodactyl 18-21 Jul 6

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    37. When people just want to save and to save and save and don't want to spend anything. 38. When people don't use any capital letters or full stops or commas in their work. 39...
    Mahsa99 Mahsa99 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    Think it's about time I post this :S. Please do not judge me this is veryyyyyyyyy hard for me. I know it's long sorry ha. About 2 years ago when I was 13/14 (underage and a minor...
    lela201465 lela201465 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 7

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    I know I like girls, so in the least I'm bisexual, but I'm not sure I'm a full lesbian. I don't find guys attractive, even the thought of being with one is just weird for me. But...
    Anoel13 Anoel13 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    Hello I'm new to this site. I posted once prior, but I had no clue where I was in the situation. I'm a terrible writer and this is going to be long enough, so I'll jump right into...
    gator613 gator613 26-30, M Jul 9

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    I have been up since 4 am and I've been laying in the darkness feeling over heated. My stomach growls and fills the room with sound other than the fan. My hands burn and my head...
    CaliforniaPsycho CaliforniaPsycho 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    Yup, he thinks way toooo much! O.o He doesn't say anything unless you talk him through it and convince him, then he starts THINKING and THINKING and THINKING about it........ O.o...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    Why would I believe it could work? The same issues apply. The same women are a priority in your life. And that woman is not me. At least the crazy people that were in my life...
    Freebabyy Freebabyy 46-50, F Jul 12

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    I started an anti-seizure medication (Topamax) for mood stabilising and migraine control, but had a severe reaction to it that I can only describe as a seizure. I started feeling...
    SuperInferior SuperInferior 22-25 Jul 12

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    Well my thinker is all out of thinks to think about so I've put my full thinker thought away for day until I can remember what the hell I was thinking about. Dam it
    Bethybeezz Bethybeezz 31-35 Jul 13

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    I can't even tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing. I love to dream and think and get carried away with my thoughts but is there ever a point where it becomes...excessive? I...
    Affley Affley 18-21, F 10 Responses Jul 14

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    “I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve ******* thought of it.”
    heymaia heymaia 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    It is interesting how kids are so enthusiastic about life ..they believe they can do anything..their thinking has not been contaminated as of yet..T H E N someone tells them what...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Well I do think I was born the wrong gender. Or at least sort of. I was born in a male body, but my mind is much more female , I think so much more like a woman. I am much more...
    DawnR59 DawnR59 51-55, T 1 Response a week ago

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    People think I'm weird . I do admit I can be weird sometimes . But it's mostly on my views on politics , gay marriage , legalizing marijuana , or homosexuals. I'll give anyone...
    MiaSnider MiaSnider 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    When it gets dark and my world seems to stand still my mind races. I think of all the things I have tried not to think of during the day and there's no more distractions to get rid...
    OverusedSlogan OverusedSlogan 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Ian always thinking. It's good and bad. I think thru almost all I do and I've come to terms that whatever happens it happens for a reason. In a relationship for almost four reasons...
    flipflop2o flipflop2o 36-40, F 4 days ago

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    I daydream about who i want to be, who i'm becoming and i over analyze everything . I have lots of questions and think about life . I see the world from a mature deep perspective...
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15 1 Response 4 days ago

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    As long as we judge each other harshly without taking time to understand each other's point of view...it will always be Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus!!!  I...
    Shewolfiie69 Shewolfiie69 36-40, F 4 Responses Jun 28

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    i think sad feeling is painful but its beautiful too, don`t you think so?
    zaidamru zaidamru 13-15 Jun 28

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    Lies. Lies. Lies. The worse form of lying is lying to yourself. It is so poising, yet we resort to it. I've been thinking about this today.. Why do we resort to lies? Especially...
    nadsxo2 nadsxo2 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    I think so because I have thoughts of me and my family dying and I hate those thoughts 😠 I always have to make sure that my faucet is well closed before going to bed. I think I...
    adrianacecilia14 adrianacecilia14 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 28

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    The light is in a hitting my face weird way but most people think I have pretty eyes I think they're plain and boring what do y'all think
    Tyelioo Tyelioo 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    They say even the smallest of questions can tell you if a person knows you or not.... so I decided to ask something to the person most dear to me in hopes that I was wrong thinking...
    dexxie dexxie 18-21, F Jun 29