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I Think Jonathan Coulton Is a Genius

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M Mar 26, 2013

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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I want to know about the secrets of pyramids so much that I become a phsyco! I was dreaming "I'm a beautiful... Very very beautiful. N there'll b a genius alien come to the earth n...
    Phyllispurple Phyllispurple 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    When I was little, my twin sister and I were BEST friends, (Her name is Nevaeh) even though we did have our "small" issues now and then. Before Nevaeh and I started kindergarten...
    HeavenElizabeth6262 HeavenElizabeth6262 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 16

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    THOMAS EDISON KILLED AN ANIMAL FOR AN EXPERIMENT!!! Just because the experiment was genius doesn't make it right Topsy the elephant was electrocuted by Thomas Jefferson
    sadnesskillsme sadnesskillsme 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 16

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    People are living organisims. Humans kill living organisims, yet we have issues killing our own kind. Humans are the most social animal in the animal kingdom. Yes, ANIMAL kingdom...
    C9Poke C9Poke 16-17, M 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    What do u think honestly. I'm self conscious. But I know looks are not everything
    khf99 khf99 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    sometimes when i see people i think about what goes on in there mind.like whats going on in there head.what do they want.whats bothering them.what makes them happy.
    Camouflage Camouflage 18-21, M 1 hr ago

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    "Thinking Of You" Comparisons are easily done Once you've had a taste of perfection Like an apple hanging from a tree I picked the ripest one I still got the seed You said...
    TheScorpio1966 TheScorpio1966 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 5

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    I like that everyone posts experiences about thinking too much. I can relate alot!. I think about this and that... "Oh no".. something. Or some idea i will puzzle with all day...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Feb 12

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    You are there in my thoughts.... The starry night sky makes me think of you and our time spent underneath them.... Stealing kisses when we had the chance.... Holding each other...
    Orangerocket Orangerocket 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 17

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    I think education is very important. I just think the way we (USA) Go about it is all wrong. Nobody wants to wake up early in the morning for 5 days a week to go to a place that is...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 22

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    I mean to say I think we're encouraged to think too much. I've thought about it a lot. Too much actually. My parents were pretty strict but fair.I was encouraged to think for...
    Blondiex15 Blondiex15 36-40, F 9 Responses a week ago

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    Think About The Way MUSIC IS THE VIBE SO OPEN UP YOUR EYES TIME IS RUNNING OUT SO FIND THE FEELING BOOM DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY BOOM DIGGY BANG BOOM DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY BOOM DIGGY BANG...
    ALaCoit ALaCoit 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I think every now and then we all venture down the path of dreams where we think, "if only this, or if only that." The problem is making the this or that be part of our lives when...
    SmartSweet1 SmartSweet1 51-55, F 3 Responses Feb 3

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    I don't despise them. I simply think nothing of them. It's an irrational thought that plenty penis-wielding humans have and that makes me laugh at them. Their reasons why we are...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 5 Responses Feb 4

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    He broke up with me two days ago out of nowhere. One minute we were making Indian food , he was telling me how happy he was and grateful that I was cooking for him and the next he...
    wingeyes wingeyes 31-35, F 5 Responses Feb 5

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    I know, I know, great right? Yet another confused teenager thinking their over hormone driven feelings mean they are in love. Typical right? Let me tell you my story maybe you can...
    camomeal camomeal 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 5

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    this might freak some people out so if you don't want to read about death I would click off. when I was younger I did not talk to a lot of people or have a lot of friends so I...
    awesomea16 awesomea16 16-17, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    I have already posted my experiences in this category, but that was nearly two years ago. Two. Years. Ago. And it's still bothering me, or I wouldn't be here. Having met with a...
    quirkygirl520 quirkygirl520 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 9

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    It should! skinny is overrated anyways! instead of spending money on figuring out new ways to get skinny we should be figuring out how to be obese without getting any health risks...
    skyler365 skyler365 18-21, F 10 Responses Feb 9

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    Do we keep a part of selves hidden for fear of rejection and getting hurt? Why is it so hard to just put myself out there for all to see? Naked and vulnerable. Even here on EP...
    dancingWATERz dancingWATERz 51-55, F 14 Responses Feb 10

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    It's so pointless! They tell us we need a stupid piece of paper college gives us to get a decent job, to get money. Ok, so where the heck do you start if college needs a very high...
    Tutuita Tutuita 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    I was reflecting on a suicide video and I couldn't stop staring into space with intense shock and anger in my mind, thinking about the beauty of life and how everyone deserves to...
    GunWarrior GunWarrior 18-21, M Feb 11

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    I think this is totally true. Fantastic sex, or fantastic sex that I have had, has always started with mental foreplay. I think imagining what you are going to do to someone, or...
    Superficialsaint Superficialsaint 31-35, F Feb 12

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    fear is the greatest enemy, we think it's hate but it's fear - Ghandi because fear stops us from living our lives to the fullest and stops us from doing so many things the more...
    OccultumLapidem OccultumLapidem 22-25, M Feb 12

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    Before I even say anything. I'm going to say this one thing. I am not looking for advice. So please if you comment don't bother. I'm just getting something off my chest. So I was...
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 12

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    here is what i think of trans people. A person born biologically a gender but they act a lot like the opposite gender. well if people didn't define what males are suppose to act...
    daniel147 daniel147 13-15, M Feb 13

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    i swear i spend hours thinking about things i don't think anybody else thinks about. Like what if life is just a story book being read and when the story is over the world ends. Or...
    HarleyHart HarleyHart 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    I love my husband with all my heart but I honestly think he resents me as we hardly have sex anymore. After the birth of my daughter (18 months ago) I was diagnosed with...
    sarahjess15 sarahjess15 26-30, F Feb 13

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    ^ That right there, that terrifies me. I have a friend who's Bi, and I don't know if she likes it... I don't think anyone would and that's why it scares me. Also coming out. I don...
    HiddenNumber4 HiddenNumber4 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    (taps head like Winnie da poo) "Think! Think! Think! Think!"
    psychosexual psychosexual 41-45, F Feb 13

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    There are moments when I'm high and I think in philosophical way about life and world. I question world existence and why world is made like this and try to anwer those hard...
    couture2411 couture2411 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 14

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    I still think about how much I hurt him. If he's actually ok. If he's forgiven me or if he's just blocked it out. I read about what he thinks/thought about me all the time, about...
    TallyO TallyO 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    Generally my news feed only shows stuff I can cope with like world news or something, but once in a while I still get posts from those overachievers/get everything they want people...
    thisisausernametoo thisisausernametoo 18-21 1 Response Feb 14

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