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I Think Jonathan Coulton Is a Genius

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 26, 2013

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    A shout-out to all you math-phobic geniuses. Don't feel too bad. You're in good company.... 
    Ewizo Ewizo 56-60 Aug 14

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    I'm not as smart or in control of my life as people think I am. I mean I have a lot of cool accomplishments that make me seem like I have my life together. I'm only 17 and I've...
    iciwu28 iciwu28 16-17, F Aug 19

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    I feel like I'm playing an MMORPG on a RolePlay server and I'm the only one who isn't in character. I can't get myself into character as easily or as often as I used to. I'm...
    KnaisGuy KnaisGuy 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    That moment when you're speaking about a concept in such a fluid and fast manner that you can't even make eye contact or think about what you're saying. It's like being perfectly...
    KnaisGuy KnaisGuy 22-25, M Aug 20

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    Human chorionic gonadotropin (“HCG”) is a hormone secreted in pregnant female which shields the fetus from starvation in occasions of famine.I recommend the MARI...
    Alexander714b4xm8 Alexander714b4xm8 31-35, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Yes it's not "that" bad for you but it's still bad. And don't play the, "But they give it to cancer patients..." Marijuana is given to those who are currently in chemo therapy so...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    IR17;m a father of a five yr-aged son that is diagnosed with autism. The Tale within your son obtaining so much better is incredible and inspiring...
    Nolanyqj Nolanyqj 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Read it fast and Loud if you're a Genius Hi,Peace,My,Pants
    Angelynne Angelynne 13-15, F Aug 12

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    Wise Lipo is actually a innovative laser-assisted liposuction procedure and less invasive than regular liposuction. See the extraordinary ends in our Smart Lipo right before and...
    Joshua603a4yn8 Joshua603a4yn8 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    After we think about the initial of those – Prague, the capital from the Czech Republic and of the location of Bohemia, noted for its entire world-well known crystal &ndash...
    Burtctk215 Burtctk215 31-35, M Aug 19

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    – We welcome the participation of kid vacationers on our interesting excursions. For anyone who is traveling with a child with a Tauck journey, you may have the sole...
    Stephanzt506 Stephanzt506 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    I'm sailing, I'm sailing" Your death therapy cured me you genius" or when he enjoys his food at the table. mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
    cottonbreeze cottonbreeze 41-45, F 6 days ago

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    Please watch my YouTube video I just posted if your thinking about having an abortion search sprimpas14 it's titled my biggest mistake (I regret my abortion)
    Sprimpas14 Sprimpas14 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    It is my personal belief that religion should not be preached publicly. I am a semi-atheist, and although I have no issues with people believing in certain things, to go around...
    dabram71 dabram71 16-17, M 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Oh jeez I came on here this evening and look in my message box and she this girl that says "ew ur are ugly" I mean why waste your time and my time just to cyber insult me I mean if...
    BabyDuchanne BabyDuchanne 16-17, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Rate me!!! :-) what do YOU think?
    brandontaylor brandontaylor 16-17, F 6 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I want to know if u think I'm attractive
    girlygirl7490 girlygirl7490 22-25, F 5 Responses 1 hr ago

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    If u girls out there keep falling in attractive jerks and aholrs , one day when they break your heart not come crying and telling that the world is so unfair and **** and why is...
    asianahyang96 asianahyang96 16-17, M 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    The Victor by C W Longenecker If you think you are beaten, you are If you think you dare not, you don't If you like to win but think you can't It is almost a cinch you won't If...
    westwoman westwoman 56-60, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    Should I be up... like right now... I can't sleep... same as last night, it seems to be commonplace for me to think too much at night. The thinking keeps me awake too. Night...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 1 Response Jul 31

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    I most certainly do. If you block someone because you don't like them, they don't agree with your ideology, you hate them for some idiotic bigoted reason....that's completely...
    EmotionalPrincess EmotionalPrincess 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 31

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    Hello EP one more story to tell you, just accept this because i'm really sad when I was little, always blamed myself for certain accidents that happened at that time until you...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 31

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    What do you think about the most? I think about my future and how many children am i going to have and if I will be a good person all my life. Also, I think about my faith and my...
    Thatsoanne Thatsoanne 13-15, F Jul 31

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    I think about things that I don't want to think. Now it's time for me to think about things that I do want to think but at the moment it seems impossible not mention that those...
    narutobuddy narutobuddy 13-15, M Aug 3

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    Men always complain about nice guys losing out to a$$holes, well..nice women lose out to b*tches just as much. I think with both sexes we suffer from "superhero complex", where we...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F Aug 4

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    All my life I have fought the fact that I am different than other people. Now I won't say I am on a higher deeper level than other people necessarily, or a lower one, but I am on a...
    colorstone colorstone 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    In thinking about going to church & how I've changed . . . It's not that I think they're wrong. I just don't think they have it all right. And it really bugs me when people think...
    saundra04 saundra04 26-30, F 5 Responses Aug 10

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    So my boyfriend and I have been dating for 2 years. I love him and would do anything for him. I am confused whether I should stay with him or break up with him and would appreciate...
    lonelynomoe lonelynomoe 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    It's really sad with all the money and fame that he still felt bad enough that he didn't want to live anymore. He was a well loved celebrity. Goes to show you that true depression...
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 11

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    An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don...
    SweetEmotions SweetEmotions 36-40, F Aug 12

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    So I know most people have probably heard the news by now that, Robin Williams commited suicide. What kind of frightened me is that I just made a correlation... So the, Disney...
    BelleGold BelleGold 16-17, F Aug 14

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    It was early spring this year when my wife asked me "Would you mind if I did not wear bikinis on our holiday this year".She then explained that her reason for wanting to not wear a...
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    Today was freshman orientation for school and I went really confident. I thought I looked great and I thought I was gonna make lots of friends and maybe even meet a cute boy or two...
    Fishy2k14 Fishy2k14 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    they think I'm an innocent 14 year old , they think I don't smoke or drink, they think I don't cut myself or have suicidal thoughts, that I live a happy life despite losing my...
    MrFoe MrFoe 13-15, M 3 Responses Aug 15

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    I defiantly over think everything. If someone changes, maybe the way we talked isn't the same, or the way we are around each other seems different, I automatically begin to think...
    CallMeChelsea CallMeChelsea 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    Dear J, We crossed paths under somewhat unusual circumstances. I just happened to be the one there when you were about to crumble, and I caught you and listened to you and...
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    Today i think i'm having a depression mood swing. I have this summer assignment that i basically have to get done in 1 day or else i have go to the lake with my step-mom where i...
    a1uM1nuM448 a1uM1nuM448 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    Is it bad to lie to someone when you are lying about something that is your own business and no one else's? For example: (this just happened) I told a coworker that I can't come...
    Lateralus07 Lateralus07 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 17

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    There is no such thing as a good relationship without it. There is no such thing as "I'm not going to discuss that" the matter is closed. That is psychological abuse and brutality...
    givuperedy givuperedy 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 17