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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M Mar 26, 2013

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Watched The Breakfast Club last night.. And it really made me think *_*
    pinklemonade800 pinklemonade800 13-15, F 25 mins ago

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    I don't care what people think of.I be myself all the time.You like me or you don't.Im not trying to be a suck up or *** kisser.I am who I am,deal with it!
    punkglampire punkglampire 22-25, F 35 mins ago

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    sometimes it seems im thinkin tooo much. i have goal(s) in my life, and i wwant them to happens... some of them, if not all are really big goals... and sometimes when things from...
    typewritter03 typewritter03 18-21, M 55 mins ago

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    I think of myself as a strong person. But then reality kicks in and when you find yourself crying. It brings you back down to earth with a bang. The truth is I'm still falling...
    VolunteerMouse VolunteerMouse 22-25, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    It was a lovely week off all in all. Four of those days he was off and spent with us. I had been wondering if my feelings for him would change with all the efforts he's been making...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    G FrSH - Tinie Tempah Sometimes Lyrics I think about you sometimes Girl I can't lie, I think about you sometimes I, I think about you sometimes I hope that's alright, cause I...
    187Lockdown 187Lockdown 31-35, F 3 hrs ago

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    Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine: The Killers I like this song allot right now. I feel like it is about how sometimes people do bad things not on purpose. And it is also based on a real...
    WonderGiirl WonderGiirl 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    I can't buy a simple bowl without agonizing over which design to pick for crying out loud, I'm that bad at overthinking. It's hard for me to make a decision about anything and I...
    Leftofcenter4 Leftofcenter4 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

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    I'm in the need of a new name, What do you think it should be
    CuriousOne34 CuriousOne34 22-25, M 8 hrs ago

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    It's rediculous, life is hard for everyone and takes it's toll, for some more than others but i constantly think if i had been adopted by a loving family what i may have been. The...
    MushroomFaerie148 MushroomFaerie148 26-30, F 9 hrs ago

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    We can be pro-peace instead of anti-war.Pro-life instead of anti-abortion.We can pray for our enemies instead of cursing them .We can be grateful for what we have.We can try to...
    whitesunshine87 whitesunshine87 51-55, F 7 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    i say little but think a ton...
    mewkitty911 mewkitty911 13-15 9 hrs ago

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    Lately I've been studying my own sex drive. Normally, sex is just something I think about every once in a while. Maybe it pops into my head because I saw something about it or...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 7 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I really can't stop thinking about you no matter how hard I try I can't help it but it makes me smile when I think of you and happy my sis said to me what the hell are you smiling...
    susananngoga32 susananngoga32 31-35, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    I don't think they are thinking as profoundly about things as I am. Each to their own, I don't want to tell them to do otherwise or to claim that what I am doing is right. But...
    FittingUsername FittingUsername 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    I was only a child when I started to fantasize about suicide. Whenever I felt overwhelmed I would think about ending my life and it would bring about a calming effect on me. As the...
    anhonestgirl anhonestgirl 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I wonder if you are thinking of me, If you ever think of me, or if you only think of me when we are talking. You are always on my mind. I think about you ALL the time. I talk about...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    There is so much we can do for those who are suicidal, and for those who are in need, and want their life to be over. There is so much we can do, if we just take the time to help...
    BroknGirl89 BroknGirl89 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    I am thinking about the people on the beach in Tunisia and the bravery of the people that came to their aid. The builder that threw roof tiles at the gunman. The hotel staff that...
    grommit3 grommit3 36-40, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Today. I typed her name into Youtube, subconsciously. I use to look at her Facebook all the time. Now, I just roll my eyes at the sight of her face. I tried to reach her...
    Loopiee Loopiee 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I used to think that I had social anxiety because I thought to myself everyone thinks I'm weird. Then I just realized I just have a really accurate intuition about others...
    honestlyanonymouslyme honestlyanonymouslyme 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    i feel too deeply for people, i feel i push people away or make them feel awkward. i just think think think and its always negative. i think i scare people away that i care for. i...
    ForgetableMe ForgetableMe 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    Front: Smart phones were designed so you could connect with the world from anywhere not to make you a genius. Back: So yes you are still dumb as you were before you bought the...
    preppiboi preppiboi 31-35, T 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I like to think a lot. Although it may not be the best thing to do. I spend a lot of time in my head questioning things and solving issues and planning. I constantly think and...
    Jasonf13 Jasonf13 18-21, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    condoms that change colors on impact... GENIUS keep it right ladies
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    I posted on here a few weeks ago about my previously-ceramics-teacher-turned-friend and I'm seeing him in just under two weeks at his art opening that he invited me to and told me...
    k0930 k0930 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    What if I could just stop breathing in my sleep? I don't think anyone would care. I don't bother opening up to anyone anymore.. I'm so numb all the time. I'm just alive but I'm not...
    PlanetGaia PlanetGaia 18-21, F Jun 27

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    So, my mum thinks this is normal. I think I have OCD about cleanliness. My room has to be 100% clean, I used disinfectant wipes to wipe my beside table and dresser. Everything...
    BlueNZGreen BlueNZGreen 16-17, F Jun 26

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    Heres to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. Theyre not fond of rules. And they...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    I am sitting thinking about how to get revenge upon those who I hate and it is a justifiable hate. I also sometimes sit and think about how to get a girlfriend even though I am not...
    BenedictJones BenedictJones 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 20

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    So I've thought this over and im ready to discuss it. If I'm attracted to girls who look like guys is that weird. And this doesn't mean I'm gay at least not let anyways. But I'm...
    blondebomb10 blondebomb10 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 19

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    Hi everyone, My problem is related to my relationship. I used to be the kind of girl who would never depend on a man - that's why I would say I wasn't the best girlfriend to my SO...
    LadyCinephile LadyCinephile 26-30, F Jun 18

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    i think...we all think... I cant think of **** mannn why is it that at times i think to much then at other times it's like wtf are you thinking like this for.
    lay1 lay1 16-17, F Jun 17

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