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I Think Jonathan Coulton Is a Genius

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M Mar 26, 2013

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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