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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M Mar 26, 2013

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Ironically, I have been passionate about not getting a tattoo because it's so permanent and I change my mind so often that I don't think a tattoo is a genius idea for me. But...
    anitamigna anitamigna 18-21, F Sep 23

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    I hate how angry it makes me when I can't communicate effectively with the people around me. I hate that they see me so angry and frustrated. It makes me feel isolated and, worse...
    KnaisGuy KnaisGuy 22-25, M 5 Responses Oct 5

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    There is nothing worse than a fundamentalist christian and a self proclaimed genius neck beard atheist... I tend to stick to my own belief that very few follow anymore.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M Oct 8

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    Just watchin some great older SNL sketches.. Christopher Walken ~ comedy genius!! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RGWoRJO5d0M
    MFeisty MFeisty 41-45, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Yes it's true & it may sound crazy I think alot about my future & " I stop & become dreamer " pufffffff !! . The truth beside all this is that I can't stop thinking about what's...
    billyaldo billyaldo 22-25, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I AM ON MY WAY TO LONG TERM FINANCIAL FREEDOM. ARE YOU A DREAMER AND A THINKER LIKE ME, DO YOU WANT TO INSPIRE THE CHANGE , DO YOU WISH NOT TO EVER WORK SO HARD AND YET MAKE ENOUGH...
    prynee prynee 26-30, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I had a weird dream the other night. I was sitting in bed at my parents house in a pepto bismol pink room as it was as a kid. I started seeing sparkles on the ceiling as I could...
    Dayzdreamer Dayzdreamer 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    People in this house people at school....they see me walk, but never hear me talk....they assume they know me and think they know what im thinking and they know whats going on in...
    EmoNekoNiki EmoNekoNiki 18-21, F Sep 23

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    I think about everything .. sometimes more deeply than I should . A lot of my insecurities and doubt comes from over thinking . Thinking is what makes me who I am but thinking is...
    EricTheHooper EricTheHooper 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    I think we can say we made some progress. R You think so? I think we can say that. R I think we can say he made us look ridiculous. He played it close to the chest of...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M Sep 23

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    To make a long story short I was talking to a guy in the summer and you know we were jus talking and talking so much for a good two weeks and the next thing you know it We were...
    andreaespe andreaespe 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 23

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    R. Do you ever think of yourself as actually dead lying in a box with a lid on it? No. R. Nor do I really. It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean, one thinks of it...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M Sep 23

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    I think I have commitment issues. I find it hard to stay with one person for any longer than 2 months. It's really annoying because I am with a really amazing guy but I can't help...
    Butterflyfairy23 Butterflyfairy23 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 24

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    I care to much what others think of me. I feel confined to a box that restricts what makes me happy. When I am in a social scene my interactions become dry rather than fun because...
    Benreal1 Benreal1 22-25, M Sep 24

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    Think about life itself, not about your everyday life and that kind of stuff, think literally about existence, conciousness, like what is this? Is the universe a tiny part of...
    artur1197 artur1197 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 26

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    I can't stop thinking about my ex. I know it's weird Our relationship ended last month. And it was only a one month relationship It didn't even last that long. I think about the...
    andreaespe andreaespe 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    I used to think I'm innocent but then again I'm not. I needed to write about this because I feel I've been so judgmental and cruel and also mean to others who's the other woman. I...
    Concerto Concerto 22-25, F 4 Responses Sep 28

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    What is the definition of a free thinker to you? Is it freedom from religion,freedom from conforming to what society expects from you (for example your appearance,how people think...
    seeminglypossible seeminglypossible 22-25, F Sep 29

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    You know, I wonder about you. How you are doing in that head of yours. I think about seeing you, hugging you, and kissing you again � wondering if you think of me at all, Maybe...
    Cpaz33 Cpaz33 26-30, F Sep 29

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    I over think everything and it really ruins a lot of things for me.. I just feel so alone because a lot of people just don't think and go for it, I get mad at myself and think why...
    kez1399 kez1399 13-15, F 6 Responses Oct 2

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    I like to think deeply about everything. Very few people do it. I question everything except for common sense things. I delve into why people act a certain way as an individual, as...
    Enigmaforever Enigmaforever 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 6

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    ...Ive always known this about myself and its one of the things i really battle and struggle with daily. This last week has been a tough one for me regarding my over thinking and...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    I think too much, I think. Not sure. I have to think about it some more. Because I am a thinker. So many things to think about. Stupid things, I think. Thinking wastes time...
    2ndB3ST 2ndB3ST 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    I'm always thinking about everything at once. It hurts because sometimes ill start thinking about things that have happened then I come close to crying then bad thoughts come to my...
    ThomasKR ThomasKR 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 9

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    I like pondering the ways of the world and common thinking. I think I must ask myself 100 things a day. And I always will think about the question, the answer and the conclusion...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 11

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    It's really weird cause I know I think to much, for example asking yourself something and a word pops up in my mind.....I think hmmmm what does that mean and google it only to find...
    lovenlight84 lovenlight84 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 12

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    I think about death also i think about ways of death,,i think i dont deserve to be alive ,,every day i fighting these ideas amd i cant stop thinking about death,,i have a daughter...
    Maryam75 Maryam75 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Worst Feeling: when you can't sleep because you're thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking and thinking
    bR0k3nWings bR0k3nWings 18-21, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    Yes I am a thinker, an over thinker. I over think about every thing! I over think that I over think :| you guys know what I mean. Hope u help me with this :)
    Najzz Najzz 18-21, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    When I think, I think about things that are unable to occur, or even exist. I think about world peace, I think about the absence of war, I think about children who are no longer...
    aminaas aminaas 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I have often told that I know a lot of things because I read a lot. I do not think this is an accurate thing to say about me. I love reading, yes, but most of what I read is...
    Danceofhours Danceofhours 36-40, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I think.. I think I'm falling for you again. I think you're falling for me too. But, that's the problem. I don't wanna let you in if I only think you are. If I only think, it...
    catherineeac catherineeac 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    For a long time she doesn't like how my life turn out to be. I don't plan to become her or learn from her because that's not what i wanted to be. If i do have problems or things...
    roses289 roses289 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    i dont even know where to begin with this one. shes five years older then me. we have gone through points in our relationship where we get along and then we dont, at all. we took...
    LiveloveJ LiveloveJ 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    I just think that most people keep lying to themselves by thinking they care about others or that others care about them. I know it sounds like a depressing thought but that's just...
    almajedj almajedj 18-21, M 13 hrs ago

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    Caring about what others perceive you to be is a form of social slavery. You will be constantly craving for social approval and admiration, bounded by a paralyzing fear of being...
    Laviedevantmesyeux Laviedevantmesyeux 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 20

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    I think I have depression. There's this quote I've heard 'people who aren't depressed don't sit around and wonder if they are all day'. So from that, I think I must be. I mean I...
    someonelikeyou9 someonelikeyou9 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20

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    I used to think that you were supposed to love people who loved you back, as if we had a choice in choosing who we handed our hearts to. I think it's funny how it all works out...
    SempiternalTruth SempiternalTruth 16-17, F Sep 20

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    Just out of curiosity of what people think of me *without* makeup. People only seen me with makeup when they say I'm attractive. And it's okay to think I'm not. :) I can take the...
    ChanelLove12 ChanelLove12 70+, F 8 Responses Sep 20