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I Think Jonathan Coulton Is a Genius

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M Mar 26, 2013

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    He's a song-writing genius who changed music forever and has inspired so many great bands aswell (e.g. Sex Pistols). I own their self-titled album and love it so far. These guys...
    Darkstar101 Darkstar101 13-15, M Jan 5

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    Yeah... I've been thinking about an Adventures in EP storytime thing for a'while now... Like taking experiences of what goes on and then turning them into adventerous exploits with...
    JeffreySmiles JeffreySmiles 26-30, M Jan 9

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    Alfonso, a next door kid, was only six years old when his father Jonathan gave him a Spiderman costume for the holloween. Excitedly he asked his mom to help him put it on. His...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 6 Responses Jan 7

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    My husband and I have been married... It will be 4 years in April. We were a couple for 3 years before that. We have 2 kids together. They will soon be 3 and 5. He had an affair 6...
    ThatConfusedGirl ThatConfusedGirl 22-25, F Jan 10

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    I can't stop thinking...about almost every single thing. Even if they're just random thoughts, I suddenly engulf myself with vivid images of fictional situations. I think it's...
    NA379 NA379 13-15, F 7 Responses 5 days ago

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    Homework probably SHOULD be banned... but not to everyone. --------------------- Many of us... most of us, don't do well with homework, or even learn anything from it. Taking that...
    HannahMarieX HannahMarieX 18-21 Jan 14

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    I think the guilt would eat me alive...but I am really thinking more and more these days....it may happen.
    Ana8939 Ana8939 22-25, F 53 mins ago

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    Life has a lot of downs. A LOT of downs. For every 500 downs, there is an up. With every up, we must only experience it to the fullest. However, why not drown out the downs? Much...
    ParasitePoke ParasitePoke 16-17, M 10 hrs ago

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    I think it's so sexy to see a fat or pregnant woman with stretch marks. Don't why but I find them so hot.
    Chubbyhubby230 Chubbyhubby230 31-35, M 7 hrs ago

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    Thinking of the things I will always have. Thinking of the things that I will gain. Thinking of the people I chose to share with. Thinking, "Why, oh why, did I I only think...
    CharMinji CharMinji 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 6

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    Is the expression of desire, want, lust from a woman that isn't overtly flaunting herself surprising? A woman having set standards, high intelligence, and knowing what she desires...
    Nyx1978 Nyx1978 36-40, F 14 Responses Jan 11

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    "Here without you"3 Doors DownA hundred days have made me olderSince the last time that I saw your pretty faceA thousand lies have made me colderAnd I don't think I can look at...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F Jan 11

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    I think too much to a point i cant sleep like right now...its 3.40am and i cant sleep...i think about the past alot and all the negative things ive done and what i couldve done...
    LegendBattles LegendBattles 26-30, M Jan 19

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    Religion and Reason Analytic thinking decreases religious belief. Published on April 26, 2012 by R. Douglas Fields in The New Brain analitic thinking promotes religious disbelief...
    sogdianrock sogdianrock 51-55, M 5 Responses Jan 21

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    God and me (Nothing but the truth) Every time I find evidence, I end up doubting if its true evidence. But theres always someone telling me its true, I was made this was. I...
    HandyMannyWanny HandyMannyWanny 16-17, M Jan 22

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    God and me (Nothing but the truth) Every time I find evidence, I end up doubting if its true evidence. But theres always someone telling me its true, I was made this was. I...
    HandyMannyWanny HandyMannyWanny 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 22

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    Food for thought? or was it thought for food?. Either way Ill go with both. Lets see, where to begin or end really. Short said, guess been just depressed most of my life, since a...
    Wintersorrow Wintersorrow 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Hello how are you?Looks are what makes an individual who they are I think. Personality as well yes, but it takes time to get to know a person's personality. It may be for a...
    TrustIsLife TrustIsLife 22-25, M 7 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    I am not who you think I am. I am not a s**t, I am not lesbian. I may be shy and introverted, and I may not have as many friends as you. But at least I know that I have true...
    SadFacedDork SadFacedDork 18-21, F Dec 31, 2014

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    I didn't realize I have been comparing myself to my friends my entire life. I am on the left. I feel very insecure because my 3 year old daughter said my friend here on the right...
    tlee5001 tlee5001 22-25, F 47 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    i am thinking so much now that i feel i cant rest
    lovelinessbathes lovelinessbathes 31-35, M Jan 1

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    everyday i think so much... nd the last thing i get headache... lool
    hbbi hbbi 18-21, F Jan 1

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    im always over thinking and it makes me lonely cos its all negative and so on ill end up crying.
    rodeeko rodeeko 18-21, M Jan 1

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    Over the pass few months I've been back going to the gym and trying to get in shape.Also I chat on this site and yahoo IM at times and I've come to know many women who don't think...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 1

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    As most of you know, I am dating a girl on here. She is a wonderful person and I couldn't have asked God for a more perfect girlfriend. But I have a weird feeling, like abandonment...
    Sierra1993 Sierra1993 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    I think I'm a thinker but I don't know... I think all the time if that's what this means... But if you think about it when are we not thinking... So then is everyone a thinker?
    Uriuh1 Uriuh1 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 3

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    I'm not very good with words. I feel so stupid, when I talk and write things out. my mind is so cluttered I can't get anything out right. but I know exactly what I want to say...
    goodatnothing goodatnothing 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 3

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    I have been in an amazing yet secret relationship with my girlfriend for four years now, due to our cultural differences I must remain secret from her family(which i do not like...
    oneliffee oneliffee 22-25, M Jan 3

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    I think my husband hates me.....My childhood was REALLY bad. My current husband also had a childhood similar to mine but was not as lucky as me and his life took a different path...
    Lsngthsbttle Lsngthsbttle 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 4

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    You know that moment when you simply are tired of people arguing about religion? Doesn't matter who has the right answer. Instead of having an open conversation about this subject...
    paiva1904 paiva1904 18-21, M Jan 4

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    I over think, I think about things that used to be said that shouldent matter anymore , words that I know has lost it's meaning , but I want so badly for them to be true again...
    sommer02 sommer02 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 4

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    A lot of times. Sometimes I think maybe I don't see myself for who I am. I am ugly. That's probably true. Maybe I am just not easy and that is why I don't attract men. I hate to...
    individualfreedom individualfreedom 26-30 2 Responses Jan 5

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    I think bout how I use to be and how I am now and I think I liked how I use to be more. But like I like how I am now to, sometimes I feel myself drifting back to my older was or...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F Jan 5

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    I don't feel ugly and fat, I am ugly and fat. I can't change the shape of my body, I mean: no matter how much weight I lose, I will always have a "fat shape". No matter how thin I...
    L4N4 L4N4 31-35 1 Response Jan 5

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    Bad Blood by Taylor Swift *courtesy of my 13 year-old daughter's music collection* My ex is still wearing his wedding ring after being separated for over a year. He is in denial...
    Unjusted Unjusted 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    *points* see the hole over there.. I'm crawling out of it. I've had enough of sitting here thinking - wow that'd be nice if. If I had you here, would I have come back? Would I...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    i think that almost every time someone says they are "fine" its a cry out for help saying i am broken will someone listen to me for once without wanting something in return...
    warriorwolf1818 warriorwolf1818 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 6

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