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I Think Jonathan Coulton Is a Genius

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M Mar 26, 2013

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I only perform outstanding at sciences and maths even my teachers find ways to approach me and question about how I always get full in every exam. well its both hard work and...
    marianova marianova 13-15, F Apr 30

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    Noo!!!! A lot of people have called me this during my later years in childhood. I don't know, It's just a higher form of cognitive performance especially if you are disciplined in...
    SpiritualStoner SpiritualStoner 16-17, M 2 Responses Apr 27

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    Anyone can become a genius. I was pretty much an idiot and people only thought I was smart. But after finding out what problems existed in my life and then believing in the power...
    ResidentGoddessAstraea ResidentGoddessAstraea 18-21 6 days ago

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    everyone's a genius in something. It is just that people are a way too lazy to find out or work on that thing.
    ashrith ashrith 18-21, M 2 Responses May 8

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    *genius Hitler may be a genius but obviously you aren't lolololol
    Casualdeviant02 Casualdeviant02 18-21, T 1 Response May 11

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    Mr. Carlin was an entertainment genius. Even his family friendly stuff is great.
    tazrocks tazrocks 51-55, M May 16

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    I'm not saying I support anything he did but I also believe that he was a smart psychotic man. He was a genius and a very bad person those make the worst people isn't that true?
    Naniebananie Naniebananie 13-15, F 4 Responses May 10

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    I dont agree or condone his actions, but he was a military genius, as well as several other areas, such as art, and even language.
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 4 Responses May 11

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    I don't like feeling like I have to live up to the expectations of others. People consider me a genius, but I just don't feel it...
    Cosmic0Potato Cosmic0Potato 13-15, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I think about how bad my life is, how no one understands me. Then I think it's not that bad and there are others out there and I end up having arguments in my head. Then I think...
    largeincharge largeincharge 22-25, M 14 hrs ago

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    I think a lot of thinking means your are intelligent in a society that suppresses thinking. I think anxiety is a lack of control and negative perception of that thinking. maybe a...
    femininespirit femininespirit 22-25, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I know what my delusions are. I don't think they're true delusions, I think they are just my brain's clever method of distracting me from the things that I really don't want to be...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I am a compulsive thinker. Many things would go faster and easier for me if I could just follow through and do things with more conviction and without hesitation once I have...
    4myinnerchild 4myinnerchild 51-55, M 6 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    My mother hates me ever since I was a kid. She always likes my older brother more than me and my older sister. She always treats me like a black sheep of the family, just because...
    chloe92vendetta chloe92vendetta 22-25, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    Growing up, my father was very strict. I used to hate how he would correct everything I did, yell, scream, spank, and every other manner of punishment. Made me do chores, get a job...
    digitaloverload digitaloverload 36-40, M 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I think in todays world, With its constant revolving and with it comes more change by the days as they go by. I think with that, people will change with it but some do not. Change...
    Traveller96 Traveller96 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Usually, things I think about are not worth thinking about. So when there's actually something that should be thought about, I'll think about it for a good hour or so.
    Lackoflogic Lackoflogic 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    Is it possible to always have been transgender but you and or your family has made you repress it because they don't support transgender people? Because I only started thinking I...
    Amichelseaoramichris Amichelseaoramichris 18-21, T 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    At least I think I am a thinker :)
    michelley1999 michelley1999 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I was married for 23 years and recently got divorced. I stayed in the marriage way to long thinking I could never make it on my own. He is an alcoholic and there was mental abuse...
    deoshi deoshi 46-50, F 3 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    Thinking of both of you honey I will always love you and miss you so Mom thank you for being there when all hell broke lose thank you for teaching me love
    rickibrat2 rickibrat2 61-65, M 17 hrs ago

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    I really think its natural and healthy to be aple to be nude, and confident about it.. I wasent raised like that, but would like to hear from others who was raised or raise there...
    peeguy31 peeguy31 31-35, M 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    I just recently graduated high school this past week. And It feels great.....relieving. My dad and my older brother asked me if I had already signed up for community college this...
    lonewolf2323 lonewolf2323 18-21, M 16 hrs ago

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    First of all, I think the female body is a complete work of art in and of itself.  I like it decorated and adorned.  Tasteful and femenine tatts drive me wild, I love em...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 5 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    When we say that age is just a number, what does that pertain too? It's very much true to two consenting adults but I've seen experiences where a very much older man 45 or so will...
    Nottheaveragegirl Nottheaveragegirl 18-21, F 6 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    Eyes are my favorite feature on a person. They tell me the truth when nothing else will. They show me what you are feeling, what you are thinking about, what you are dreaming. The...
    digitaloverload digitaloverload 36-40, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I've never had any, some have been close to good, but they disappeared and when I needed them, they ditched me. I'm sure they'll blame me, but really, I think they're to blame, at...
    RealLifePerson RealLifePerson 26-30, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I think my boyfriend is cheating on me. He constantly is messaging this girl; he blanks me just so he can reply to her. I find it suspicious how he prefers to spend time skyping...
    driftingalone driftingalone 16-17, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I call him Tedby. He's my first love and my first boyfriend. He's the first man whose shoulder I cried on. So many memorries between us that touch my heart. He has a very proud...
    antonia19beatrice antonia19beatrice 26-30, F 6 hrs ago

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    Is she talking behind my back? Does he really like or hate me? Do people think I'm batshit crazy? Is she really my friend? Urgh. These are the questions that keep me up at night...
    HermioneRiddle HermioneRiddle 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    The potential problems to any object that has a refined definition of being 'smart'. The object is doing all the work for you so, the thinking, the memory and the spelling, that...
    Lunarflowerrr Lunarflowerrr 22-25, F 3 hrs ago

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    In my country we have had something akin to the term "hater" for many years. Here people kinda think it is something special to our culture, but id say it can be found everywhere...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Apr 28

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    The first time we crossed paths, it was my freshman year of high school. I was on my way to class when I saw him. Nothing about his appearance struck me, but I felt like I knew or...
    ArizonaTea ArizonaTea 18-21, F 1 Response May 2

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