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I Think Jonathan Coulton Is a Genius

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M Mar 26, 2013

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I posted a suggestion in the questions page that it would be cool to write an experience about an EP friend or more. :) So let me take this time to tell you all how much you mean...
    EmmaXP EmmaXP 16-17, F 8 Responses Nov 26

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    A IQ of 125-131 is considered Genius right? By the way i live in the netherlands so that explains why my grammar may be a little bit incorrect.
    XxPwningN3RD2xX XxPwningN3RD2xX 13-15, M 4 Responses Dec 1

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    11:11~ The Synchronistic Meaning Behind This Master Number Sequence. Angels and Spirit guides communicate their love and guidance in many ways. For many people, number sequences...
    Sjenka Sjenka 36-40, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    He was one of the coolest guy on history, he made invents every 15 days, he didn't made the light bulb but he did made it famous, he made a phonograph, and a lot of stuff more, and...
    Melotellixx Melotellixx 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 7

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    I'm thinking of how I can brighten your day. What will I do today. I think a small note or better a small card simply stating thinking of you. Placed in just the right spot at just...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 1 Response 59 mins ago

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    I hate boys sometimes... They are attractive yes but well SOMETIMES they are cheating on their girls, they're just thinking of themselves. I really hate it when they hurt their...
    xxBoyishGirlxx xxBoyishGirlxx 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    My mind is like a clock which constantly thinks about everything...I useto have a concept where I switched off as soon as I am in bed but as life goes on it has got harder to live...
    Afzi Afzi 31-35, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Having a person who loves you like you are the best, the most beautiful, the smartest and the most amazing girl in the world is something that can be bought. Yes, it is wonderful...
    rockettothemoon08 rockettothemoon08 18-21, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I've been cheated on before. As a man, you would think that the hurt came from knowing that another penis had been in my girl, but really it was the betrayal and deceit. The fact...
    Sexaddict4u Sexaddict4u 31-35, M 10 hrs ago

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    Life is just so messed up. I'm just tired of all this ****. What about me? Am I not allowed to be happy? It just seems like no one even cares. Besides, I dont think they should. I...
    lifeiswhatthef lifeiswhatthef 16-17, M 9 hrs ago

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    The youtube channel is really coming together. We have 34 likes from 34 amazing people, we have the first two episodes written up, we have done an interview, we have emailed 2...
    dansimpson40 dansimpson40 18-21, M 8 hrs ago

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    As a Kentuckian, I think McConnell gives us a bad name. I was so disappointed when he won reelection. I thought Kentucky was ready for our first female Senator but I guess I...
    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 3 hrs ago

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    Sometimes it doesn't bother me to think deeply about things. Other times it just gets too much and makes me feel like I wanna explode. When I walk outside on the streets while...
    Starz93 Starz93 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 26

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    I think I may have borderline personality disorder. It's a little hard to deal with. I know something is wrong with me and I don't want to live my life thinking that and not doing...
    yonnie97 yonnie97 16-17, F Nov 26

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    I am in my 50's, and I've had questions all my life about my very early childhood. Considering I've had these questions in some form for as long as I can remember, I can't help...
    CatloverDG CatloverDG 56-60, F Nov 29

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    im always thinking way to deeply about life. I think about why im here. what my future would be like. what my purpose is. what would happen when I die. I think about the afterlife...
    EnjoyTheSilenceX EnjoyTheSilenceX 13-15, F 8 Responses 2 days ago

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    This sounds really stupid and crazy. I can't stop thinking about this girl I only dated for 3 weeks. Everything went well at the beginning then things kind of just fell off. She...
    Waxonwaxoff84 Waxonwaxoff84 26-30, M Nov 18

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    I remember, some months ago, I was late-night talking on the phone with a young lady I liked at the time. She asked what I was doing. She heard no music singing me to sleep, no...
    peacefulrebel peacefulrebel 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 21

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    Am I overreacting to this? Am I sensitive? What should I believe, think or feel about this? Did I do something wrong? A couple days ago my boyfriend got distant after sex. Yes, he...
    Deadlynightshade5 Deadlynightshade5 22-25, F 6 Responses Nov 22

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    I think I'll be just that,single forever!!! I don't know why I am, because I think I'll be just an amazing girlfriend. I don't think I'll ask for much nor do I want someone to buy...
    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 23

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    I have struggled with depression for upwards of 5 years now. It comes and goes, sometimes I can go for weeks without feeling especially down, but once it starts again, it doesn't...
    meandthemoon13 meandthemoon13 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 23

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    Rambllngs of the night- need to come back to this but I just wanted to get my thoughts out there for the day. If you have any comments feel free to share! Thanks :) I think What...
    bluemoon2121 bluemoon2121 18-21, F Nov 24

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    I just wonder what she's thinking.. Does she really care about my husband as a friend or something more? I will never know. She loves to talk about herself with him, that's how she...
    Nannyxd Nannyxd 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 25

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    on the face i seem really screwed up but once you get to know me i can seem far more normal but in reality i am very unwell. i feel like i should die everyday. i am violent in my...
    BenjaminChapman BenjaminChapman 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 27

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    I can not tell anyone what I'm thinking about. but I can tell you I'm thinking about black cat by mayday parade since it's playing. I'm thinking I need a nap and I'm thinking why...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F Nov 28

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    I used to think love was fake and people just used it as an excuse to escape their reality, but now im finding that to be the complete opposite. I'm falling in love.. and I really...
    KittyTittyGang KittyTittyGang 16-17, F Nov 29

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    I’m thinking of doing something stupid and incredibly time wasting. It probably won’t make a huge difference…but you never know right? In fact, I’ll probably get kicked...
    Sarahbellas Sarahbellas 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 29

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    I feel like the human mind is both a beautiful blessing and a chaotic curse. I believe it can be the most dangerous thing in the world. That's why solitary confinement is such a...
    lphan lphan 22-25, F 8 Responses Nov 30

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    I can't stop thinking about what the future has in store for me. I'm not really good at anything. I think my future is just failure. I want a good job, and a guy who actually likes...
    HarmsCaleb HarmsCaleb 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 30

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    I think about many things at once. It's like being bombarded by my own thoughts and ideas. Sometimes I think about my outlook in life, food at other times. I think about love, and...
    samsdname samsdname 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    I think I was around the age of seven when this happened. I remember two instances when I think I might have been molested by my god brother. In one memory I remember him pushing...
    CosmicBear01 CosmicBear01 13-15, F Dec 2

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    today in sociology glass I snapped all semester I've put up with 2 boys joking about rape and hearing it hits close to home. these boys are SO immature. they're juniors and still...
    Bree9696 Bree9696 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 4

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    I'm an Endomorph, so even as the ideal weight for my type, society sent me into anorexia. I was almost bone skinny, yet since I was still large, I was made to see myself as very...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 2 Responses Dec 5

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    Emily you're on my mind 24/7 :) I love thinking about you :* Always wondering what you could be doing or what you're thinking about at the moment. How you're feeling. How your day...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 5

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    I think too much. I always worry about things I shouldn't. I never stop and think "why is this my problem again?". I over-analyze and over-think everything. When I make a decision...
    curiousitykills57 curiousitykills57 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 5

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    http://youtu.be/JDKGWaCglRM I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me I think I took too much I'm crying here, what have you done? I thought it would be fun I can't stay on...
    TheCoitalQueen TheCoitalQueen 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 6

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    Being a dreamer and a thinker gets me no where. I dream up all kinds of ideas and places I can go, things I could do and who I can become and I get excited about my future.....then...
    hiddenjem hiddenjem 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 6

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