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I Think Jonathan Coulton Is a Genius

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M Mar 26, 2013

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    The relationship I was in with Jonathan was pretty bad. He wanted me to be perfect and presentable. On the weight side of things, skinny was perfect. He always drilled it into me...
    LoveLeahG LoveLeahG 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 16

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    (I love seeing positive news stories, and when credit is due, it should be given~bb)LOUISVILLE — Asia Ford's third-to-last finish in Saturday's Rodes City Run is getting more...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I want to know about the secrets of pyramids so much that I become a phsyco! I was dreaming "I'm a beautiful... Very very beautiful. N there'll b a genius alien come to the earth n...
    Phyllispurple Phyllispurple 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 3

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    Just Once - Shura..... http://youtu.be/e4sQLQL6ZTc .......So, have you ever been lost? I think that I am. It's odd really; how quickly things can change...the difference that...
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 41-45, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    I think selfishness is a part of human's nature. I mean, just listen to the things we say to ourselves. " I want to excel in my studies so that someday I can get a good job and...
    Shhhinigami Shhhinigami 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    with everything that has happened to me I wonder if I have become one of these people. like I spend a lot of time over analysing, the things I say, the things I do... how it will...
    lilygeorge12 lilygeorge12 22-25, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    If you are struck between two options, just flip a coin in the air! It works. Not because it solves the problem . . . but because while the coin is in the air, You will get to...
    TCL009 TCL009 41-45, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I'm still thinking about how to do this. Nothing seems right, I stopped all work today as everything made me cry and want to die, there is not one moment going past without asking...
    BlueSkysAreCold BlueSkysAreCold 22-25, F 29 mins ago

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    I don't think that anyone should be flirting, doing other displays of affection or displays of lust in public places. If you want to do that please do it somewhere else? I know...
    awsome2 awsome2 18-21, T Mar 4

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    I don't think that anyone should be flirting, doing other displays of affection or displays of lust in public places. If you want to do that please do it somewhere else? I know...
    awsome2 awsome2 18-21, T Mar 4

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    Do you ever think of me, when you lie? Lie down in your bed, your bed of lies And I knew better, than to look in your eyes They only pretend, you will be mine And you know how...
    kinkysexybabe kinkysexybabe 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    What is preconceived thinking and how is it acquired. A lot of preconceive ideas stem from religion,from "Holy books" that most followers of that faith take literally without...
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 5 Responses Mar 13

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    As most of you haven't read in my first story I just posted. I met a girl in sixth grade. Because of my social lack that I mentioned in the first I became very very mature for my...
    IStillDontKnow IStillDontKnow 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 14

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    Well there are so many things I think, it is scary. Today I just want to talk about one of the angles I think from. I think the word 'sorry' is the most overrated word in the...
    kinkysexybabe kinkysexybabe 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 14

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    So I have a friend who I am sure hates me, he doesn't admit it when I ask him but I can see it in him, this look he gives me. It's like he would rather be doing anything else in...
    Marb3ll Marb3ll 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    If you read this whole thing, omg, you are amazing. I met this guy(lets call him "A") two years older than me through my cousin when I was 13. The first time I met him I actually...
    cowellowl cowellowl 22-25 4 days ago

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    This is bs , societal paradigm requires that one cares what others think in order to fit in with others no matter where you are within the social strata , you need friends...
    missreeedy missreeedy 31-35, F 9 Responses Feb 27

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    sometimes I catch myself thinking about the most obscure things. Things that could never be a reality. sometimes a thought will consume me for weeks and I tweek it a little bit...
    MissiTeej MissiTeej 26-30, F 8 Responses Feb 28

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    I don’t think I am cursed... I KNOW I am cursed. What has happened to me and my wife in the last 18 years is not even believable. Whenever we tell people even 1% of it, they...
    18yearsofhell 18yearsofhell 51-55, M Feb 28

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    Amid the hustle and bustle of everyday life, remain calm and remember that peace can be found in silence. Treat every one with kindness, even those who may not treat you the same...
    awsome2 awsome2 18-21, T Feb 28

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    Thinking right now. What do you think Nationalism serves? People say its a good thing. People like me say it isn't. Sure, I get it, people can feel free to love their country I don...
    OmegaSky OmegaSky 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 1

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    City of angels as it is a Meg Ryan movie. She was a doctor at this movie who an angel of death should take her life. The angel of death fall in love with her and couldn't do it. He...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 36-40, M Mar 1

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    I'm a deep thinker. I can't stop thinking. I'm always questioning everything and wondering about every detail. I'm amazed I haven't gone over a cliff yet haha. I love to think and...
    moonskull moonskull 16-17, F Mar 1

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    I'm having doubts about my boyfriend. We've been together almost 3 years. We briefly dated in high school, then after I graduated university we reconnected. I don't have a bad...
    Withmywoes Withmywoes 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 1

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       Baby boomers are the most narcissistic, most selfish generation of all time. No matter what the conversation is about, they always say it was better when they were...
    Nihil4EVA Nihil4EVA 22-25, M Mar 1

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     Let's talk about listening. Active listening. Consider these questions:What is the difference between hearing and listening? What are the different kinds of listening...
    1alwaysdreaming 1alwaysdreaming 18-21, F 39 Responses Mar 1

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    Hi everyone, I am thinker but currently I don't know what I am thinking right now and writing my random thoughts, so please forgive me if I can't write down them here suitably. I...
    AGuyTurnedOptimist AGuyTurnedOptimist 22-25, M 3 Responses Mar 2

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    Bejamin Netanyahu speech: Far-right blogger calls for Black Congressional Caucus Democrats boycotting speech to be hanged A far right-wing radio host has sparked a race row, after...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 15 Responses Mar 4

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    I think about my ex a little more than I should. I look back at him and wonder what did I see in him, yet I cannot get him off of my mind 🙈! I think it's because we never...
    Missinterpret Missinterpret 31-35, F Mar 4

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    So I was thinking .. growing up I was the only child & you would think that would equal me being spoiled and all that NOT totally ******* opposite try having an Filipino & Black...
    yngwildfree yngwildfree 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 5

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    I think everyone is very self-critical of their looks, regardless of what other people may think. But I think the negativity affects some people more than others. Some people just...
    ChaoticAdvection ChaoticAdvection 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 5

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    Ok first of this writing will sound Depressing but just about a hour ago, me and my grand father that I love very much but we had an fall out and which he said I will hurt you...
    twistex2015 twistex2015 18-21, M Mar 5

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    I spent 5 years in my home when I was about 21 years old journaling and being a prisoner in my bedroom. I had mild or full agoraphobia and would feel compelled to write every...
    crashtestdummy78 crashtestdummy78 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 5

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