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I Think Jonathan Coulton Is a Genius

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    Code Monkey

    Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent but his output stink his code not functional or elegant what do Code Monkey think Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Ask Me Another....

    If you have not heard him, then really... you must.... His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee). And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem. Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
    RunToTheMoon RunToTheMoon 51-55, M Mar 26, 2013

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    Joco!!

    I'm going to see him in concert tonight! Yeeeee!
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 31, 2011

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    Pizza Day

    Did you notice something? Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today? Everyone's excited, Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today. Doesn't matter who you are, How your week has been so far, Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    First of May

     I  woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring." Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing and...
    Honir Honir 26-30, M May 1, 2009

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    The Presidents

    Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    Soft Rocked By Me

    I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful You might say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know in time You will be soft rocked by me Though it...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F Apr 10, 2009

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    His Concert..

    Was amazing, I met him, got pictures with him, and I got his autograph.. My life is complete. :) :) :)
    coderedgirlx7 coderedgirlx7 18-21, F 4 Responses Feb 2, 2011

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    Tom Cruise Crazy

    Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he's not gay anymore...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 10, 2009

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    F, 28. I am ready to end my life. The only thing holding me back is a boyfriend that I truly love. These were never my intentions when I started dating him. I wanted to be with him...
    jlg813 jlg813 26-30, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I am annoyed by people in general who think they're always right. News flash, *******, you're imperfect too! You make mistakes just like everyone else.πŸ˜’πŸ™„
    SqueezeTheLemon SqueezeTheLemon 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    F, 28. I am ready to end my life. The only thing holding me back is a boyfriend that I truly love. These were never my intentions when I started dating him. I wanted to be with him...
    jlg813 jlg813 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    I think spiders are pretty cool creatures. But honestly they terrify me if they are in my house. But I want a pet tarantula. I heard of some species of them that are easy for...
    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    So this may seem really obvious to a lot of people, but through very introspective experience that I can not properly relate to others, I have come to a strange conclusion. I think...
    flowdab flowdab 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I think everyone would do well to remember what it was like back in high school when they would kiss for hours. What happens about as we get older? Why do we have to jump to...
    emmye emmye 46-50, F 4 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    My life consist of me going to church every Thursday and Sunday and be nice to everyone in the congregation and be fake and phony to everyone there to keep the peace. The most...
    jadagee jadagee 18-21, F 8 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    think?they know they deserve to be locked away themselves!! not only them but the idiots that voted for them, you get what you deserve.
    Abbenburnner Abbenburnner 56-60, M 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I think I'm a pretty good detector of BS.
    AvGeek AvGeek 22-25, M 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    isn't this the truth, just when you think you have a best friend they stab you in the back. or they talk you into doing something you know is wrong and you shouldn't do it. but you...
    JTurner2002 JTurner2002 13-15, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    All my life I wondered to myself what "love" is. Will I ever feel love? Will I experience, will it change me, will it kill me? I've always wondered to myself what it is and I never...
    PBunnyy PBunnyy 18-21, M 12 hrs ago

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    Sometimes for a few weeks im a bit psychic. I think of one thought then it happens or someone mentions it later. My grandfather broke his rib a few days after i wondered if he...
    BasedMemeGod BasedMemeGod 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    how often are we really happy anyway we have glimmers of happiness then life hit you like a splash of freezing water on the face nothing is guaranteed nothing lasts forever when...
    chexmixgod86 chexmixgod86 26-30, M 13 hrs ago

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    Bernie Sanders ! What do you think ?
    softspokenman softspokenman 66-70, M 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    I just watched the bucket list. This film reminds me of the last holiday. I'm not going to wait to live my life I will even do the small things people think not to do because they...
    cantpick cantpick 18-21, F 14 hrs ago

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    What you choose to think about and dwell on in this life will make or break you as to what type of person you will end up becoming in this life. A negative mind, never brings...
    Grace2U Grace2U 66-70, F 15 hrs ago

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    It's 4:05am. My thoughts are just racing tonight and I'm unable to sleep. I figured maybe if I just got a few of them down I'd be able to pass out. We'll see. I've started...
    wtfgirl001 wtfgirl001 22-25, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I hate when anyone thinks that they're always right even when presented with evidence stating otherwise.
    PendulEmPlum PendulEmPlum 18-21, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    What I was thinking, rather pondering is why do women and men truly love each other? Obviously I don't have real answers but opinions only. Why does a man truly love a woman? Is it...
    047Ronin 047Ronin 51-55, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    A book I've been reading said the genes adapt (adjust) to environment over time. It's more of a nurture thingy than nature. Animals, such as rats, having DNA closest to humans' (I...
    GummiBr GummiBr 18-21, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    oh certainly. I do t think I'm better than anyone else here on this earth but I know I'm very very unique when it comes to my Intelectual abilities, and the way I think a out...
    dathglas dathglas 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    According to the IQ Test I am a genius. And I'm also very involved in college, extracurriculars, and my job. But I don't feel I'm superior in any way.
    eharber97 eharber97 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I can feel that rejection from all angles again the feeling it gives me inside its like A knife digging in my heart. This is when I just think it would be best for all that I...
    Gentleandlovingsoul Gentleandlovingsoul 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    Every story goes to a point in where the character gets to choose one path or the other. Mine was staying abroad and finishing my masters degree or return home and marrying the...
    thehippienerd thehippienerd 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I aaaaaaaalways think toooooo much!! πŸ˜–πŸ˜‘ I think if the tiniest detail especially when I'm with my close friends I always think about what I said and how I reacted , what...
    tachibana12 tachibana12 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    my biggest flaw is how deeply i think. it isolates me from everyone around myself because no one seems to understand me, they can't relate at all. so, i as a result am just left...
    littlemissblondie littlemissblondie 16-17, F 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    I always have something going through my mind 24/7, 365. I'm constantly analyzing and trying to make sense of things that catch my interest. I try not to over analyze though and...
    Kosmoz Kosmoz 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    β€œHere's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels.The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they...
    hoaa hoaa 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I'm not yet a parent, but I think a good spanking now and then has its place. I don't dismiss out of hand the studies that discourage spanking, though, nor do I assume that these...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 3

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    Empty. It's the only word that comes to mind. When inside my head it's everything but,.... So many conflictions inside myself. When insides are Violent, Violet, blue, green, sad...
    Sometimesilence Sometimesilence 18-21, F Feb 3

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    When I am at work, or away from my hubby, I think about him and I get all happy and warm inside! Then a big smile comes across my face! When i was at work on Friday I got that big...
    deedeebeebee deedeebeebee 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 1

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    UNCONDITIONAL LOVE... I have been listening to the song "Windmills of your mind" for about 10 times over and the haunting almost fatalistic words and music have unleashed...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 31

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