Washington came first and he was perfect.
John Adams kept us out of war with France.
Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase.
In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants.
James Monroe told Europe they could suck it.
John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad.
I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said, "I'm sick and tired of winter, and I wish that it was spring."
Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing
Did you notice something?
Did the world seem different since the moment you woke up today?
Everyone feels happy in a way they can't explain today.
Doesn't matter who you are,
How your week has been so far,
Cause you know when lunch time comes, that...
I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rosé
Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands
And I'll say that you're beautiful
You might say I'm moving too fast
But I won't mind
Because I know in time
You will be soft rocked by me
If you have not heard him, then really... you must....
His rendition of baby got back is genius (Bite me Glee).
And Re:Your Brains.... here he is when we desperately needed a zombie anthem.
Please.... Look him up. Listen. Enjoy.
Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting with boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
but his output stink
his code not functional or elegant
what do Code Monkey think
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to...
Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
At least all his people tell him so
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
Good thing that he's not gay anymore...