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    Karl Pilkington, - I can't get over how funny Karl Pilkington actually is, If someone gave me a choice and said that i could meet anyone in the world i'd probably say Karl, I'd...
    ClaraJayne ClaraJayne 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 13, 2011

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    Just An Ordinary Fella Sayin How He Sees It.. - Ricky-"That which doesn't kill you only makes you stronger" Karl-"What about Polio...
    chaspad chaspad 36-40, M Aug 17, 2012

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    Head Like A.... - ok he has a head like a fu**in orangeand he talks absolute rubbishbut feck me is he hilarious+harmlesseven tho i wudnt trust him with an eggHe may think horses...
    geekoftheweek geekoftheweek 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 20, 2011

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    I love listening to the old XFM radio shows... They keep me afloat and without the humor of Karl, Ricky and Steve I would have been 6 feet under.... No lie. 
    Float77 Float77 36-40, F Mar 17

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    Karl Saved My Life - I've been listening to him since the XFM days. I have all of the shows on my iPod and of course all the podcasts as well. Luckily where I work we are allowed...
    MrD1 MrD1 26-30, M Aug 25, 2012

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