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I Think Kids Say the Cutest Things

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    Until they scream curse words,

    that they heard from their parents. -_-
    LilRedFoxTail LilRedFoxTail 18-21, M Jan 18

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    I was babysitting the other day

    and the little boy I was babysitting (9) looks up at me and says very seriously "Liv why can't food that's good for you taste good and food that's bad for you taste bad?" I just busted out laughing before telling him if he could make that happen he would be a very rich little...
    LivviyLove LivviyLove 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    A father was at the beach with his children

    when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 25

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    Today at the pediatrician's,

    my son had to get a strep swab. The nurse asked him to open his mouth, and he said "Do you think you could avoid touching my uvula? I don't like feeling it in my sarcophagus." I cracked up laughing and so did the nurse, much to my son's disgust.
    desperatelyseekingdarcy desperatelyseekingdarcy 31-35, F Jan 17

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    Wedding...

    quick scene set up..soon to be husband and i standing in front of family freinds etc... minister(who we had known for ages) says do you Xxx take Xxxxxxx to be...four year old nephew from the back of the church yells "NOOO HE CAN'T TAKE HER!!" to a wave of giggles his mom finally...
    greyslady greyslady 36-40, F 1 Response May 29, 2012

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    And Do Things That Can Surprise You

    It was a weekend when I went to visit my kids, my son (4 years old) came to me, smiling, his eyes were shining, he looked at me and said: ” Shhhh…!!! Mum, I have money for you…he took a small cloth bag out of his pocket jeans and gave to me…when I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses May 6, 2008

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    I work at a daycare center,

    and today I was changing a diaper and this little girl who's not even two yet walks up to the changing table and says "EWWWW THATS DISGUSTING!" I died. ūüėā
    divaMary3 divaMary3 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 27, 2013

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    Proof reading younger siblings

    and cousins and nieces and nephews school work where it's open response is one of my favorite things I ever do lol. It's just so cute :P
    BBBritPlease BBBritPlease 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Perfect Solution...

    A good friend was recently sharing some memories from her second pregnancy; she also has a son, who was three at the time. One day near the end of her pregnancy, the baby was very, very active, and she was trying to cope with her discomfort without alarming the little boy...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 9 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    Ever notice how a 4-year-old's voice is louder

    than 200 adult voices? Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by the loud storm. I...
    ThunderLady ThunderLady 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    Gold, Common Sense and Fur...

    Gold, Fur and Common Sense  My husband and I had been happily (most of the time) married for five years, but hadn't been blessed with a baby.  ...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 28, 2007

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    I had a friend once who had a little sister

    And her little sister once called for my friend, marriah, and so marriah went to check on her and the little sister said "there's a spider!" Really loud And so marriah was looking around for the spider so she could take it outside and she asked her sister "where is the spider...
    godhatesfacts godhatesfacts 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    Relationships Are Complex!

    When my youngest son turned 3, he was allowed to attend preschool. He had watch his older brother go for a few years and was very excited. After about six months, he found a young girl he liked. she was so sweet looking. blond hair, pretty blue eyes and a sweet smile. I would...
    AnIrishwarrior AnIrishwarrior 56-60, M 6 Responses Apr 30, 2012

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    january71 january71 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    Lack Of Enthusiasm ?

    Last night , while cooking dinner, I had this conversation with my 12 year old son , who is in his first year of High School. My son is sitting on the couch with his IPod , and my Husband is standing in the kitchen . Me : So T , what did you learn at school today...
    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    She Gave Me A Smile...

    An incident that happened yesterday I was leaving office at about 8.20 pm had loads of work to complete and was rather depressed and tired. Everyday I have to walk till the main entrance/exit gate of our IT sector (one of the sectors/areas where all IT offices reside). It...
    papri papri 26-30, F 6 Responses Mar 28, 2012

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    After Brushing Her Teeth My 5 Year Old Came Into My Bedroom

    I asked her if her teeth were all fresh and clean, she said "Yes, and my ha is clean too." I was confused as could be, wondering if she had taken the toothbrush to her hoo ha!! So I said "Your ha?" She said, "Yeah, my" then she breathed in my face, lol. "HAAAAAAAA" In her mind...
    Smilechik Smilechik 31-35, F 7 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    Conversation over breakfast with my 4 year old

    niece, Maddie: Maddie- "I'm just so happy!" Me- "Aww, I'm happy, too. I love when we get to have breakfast together" Maddie- "That is NOT why I'm happy" Me- "Oh..why are you happy?" Maddie- "Because I can't wait til I get to marry Uncle Dude" (That's what she calls my husband...
    Hadley242 Hadley242 26-30, F Jan 11

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    .... Not!!! Those little heathens are wild!

    This little 8 year old told me he'd kill my dog for looking at him because he threw his phone because he can't get past five on flappy bird... Yeah awww so adorable, not! Then again it was flappy bird....
    13tides31 13tides31 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 23

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    I work with children

    and I've always been drawn to their pure innocent hearts. You can learn so much from them as an "adult". The ability to be honest no matter what which is an attribute I hold dear to my heart. I listen to there conversations and it amazes me. Especially when they say a word...
    truthbetold22 truthbetold22 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    Yeah.... One time I was babysitting a group of

    kids and one of them asked why I had dots all over my face. Then told me they make me look ugly. -_- yeah. Freaking love kids.
    JordanJessie JordanJessie 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 11

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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 8 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    Bums

    Where I lived in the late 70's the 'Hell's Angels' (biker club) was a big part of the local community. My new stepfather who had never NOT worked a day in his life was off work with knee surgery at the time. He joked about himself and other adults who didn't work calling them...
    AbbyNormal AbbyNormal 31-35, F 9 Responses Sep 24, 2007

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    In The Car

    My seven year old says to me..."mommy, I'm going to put you on a dating site so you can find a man to marry. You'll be too old to marry if you don't hurry up."
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 7 Responses May 10, 2013

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    A group of young children were sitting in a

    circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davey, what sound does a cow make?" Davey replied, "It goes 'moo'." "Alice, what sound does a cat make?" Alice said, "It goes 'meow'." "Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?" Jamie said, "It...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 23

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    My Step-niece (that's A Thing Now.)

    So, when she was really young, My niece saw me having a cry on my partners bed. We'd gotten into a fight and that was the first time he'd seriously hurt me (emotionally). She walks in and goes "Don't cry, your eyes are turning all black and then you'll be black forever!" How...
    Chamberlane Chamberlane 70+, M Apr 26, 2013

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    papri papri 26-30, F 5 Responses Apr 3, 2012

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    Children a innocent, my husband scold them

    for nothing. I very scare about that too. I cannot do anything but protect them from beating. His voice were scary until make the children cry. I need a shelter.
    beron beron 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    We're Prostitutes!!!

    We were a large family 5 kids and we had just sat down for our first cobbled together meal after moving to California, nothing to speak of was unpacked and we had just converted to Protestants as well. There was all the usual jabbering going on and my Mom sensing the youngest...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 26 Responses Sep 24, 2007

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    Missing A Sister When my six year old

    Blueberry traveled with her grandma for a few days, ten year old Raspberry became lonely at home. She would deny it but it was clear she missed her sister. Raspberry would utter something about Blueberry every hour until finally, she sat near a window and sighed, "Without...
    thelonewood thelonewood 26-30 Apr 13

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    When a new child visited our Sunday school,

    the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers. "Oh, you're 4," said the teacher. "And when will you be 5?" The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, "When I hold up the other finger."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    Adorable

    My little 5 year old is sick, and out of nowhere he looked at me a little while ago and said ''mommy, when I die and I become a baby again, you be sure you pick me, because I love you so much and nobody can take care of me like you do.'' You should have seen me smiling, ear to...
    JennMomof4 JennMomof4 26-30, F 6 Responses Jun 23, 2013

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    Sales Call

    Dean, an electronics salesman, makes a sales call and a little kid answers the phone. Dean: Hello, little fellow. Can I speak to your mother? Little kid : She is not at home. Dean: Well, is anyone else at home? Little kid: Ya, my sis. Dean: Okay. May I speak to her? Little...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Nov 27, 2013

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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    Smilechik Smilechik 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    The 'Kid', Today

    I was recently sipping a delicious iced coffee at a Panera Bread cafe, reading a magazine. It was crowded and lunch rush hour. To my left sat an older gentleman with his granddaughter. They were chuckling here and there, and I just found the two of them so relaxed and...
    joydream joydream 31-35, F 5 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    My grandson Jim found a penny in the grass

    and proudly displayed it to me. "What good is it?" I said, "You cant buy anything with it." "Yes you can," Jim replied promptly. "You can buy a dream in a wishing well."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Feb 12

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    I just the best for my children.

    Today I waited whole day for my husband. He promise will bring us to turf club ride a pony. Until I call him, to remind him. When he reach home he forget his promise and it already late to be there. He didn't feel it anything. But my children and I feel unhappy and disappointed...
    beron beron 31-35, F Dec 8, 2013

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    Chaos

    We were picking my baby (5) up from pre-school today when the teacher approached us and told us how wonderful our little boy is - that he played with another child who had no playmate. This is the second of our three in the school that this teacher has had, and she told us "all...
    ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80 46-50, M 10 Responses Nov 20, 2013

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    Kids are amazing what they come out with.

    I have a 1 and 3 year old and my 3 year old cracks me up with things he says.
    Nydad2four Nydad2four 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 31, 2013

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    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 19 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    Actual test answers written by elementary

    school children: "Lot's wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night." "Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines." "The epistles were the wives of the apostles." "St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached Holy...
    margaret3 margaret3 61-65, F 1 Response Jan 19

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    Bijoux Explains It All...

    I'm the eldest of my four siblings, and my mother has told me that often they looked to me for understanding when confused about things they encountered. And I endeavoured to clear things up (whether I knew the answers or not was irrelevant). My mother told me the following story...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2013

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    As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap,

    Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 19

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    They really do the other my niece put a roll of

    Sellotape on top of my head and said you're a queen.. At first I misunderstood and then she said it again.. So I responded with am I a queen? "Yes" so I said "ok then you're a princess" "No you are princess" She's only 3 I just wanted to squish her!
    caringntrue caringntrue 22-25, F Dec 28, 2013

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    The Birds and the Bees.

    .. During March Break I took two of my children and three of their friends on an outdoor adventure. The kids were chatting and joking with each other, as we were hiking through the woods. Suddenly, my 10 yr-old daughter's friend walks up to me and asks, "Is it true that you can...
    Unjusted Unjusted 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    They do say the cutest things!

    I love kids, like really love them. One time I was babysitting my cousin and I asked where she was going and she said, "I have one word, actually it's a compound word, basketball." I laughed really hard! I think that kids are smarter than they let on.
    Rachelle1D Rachelle1D 13-15, F Jan 6

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    Out Of The Mouths Of Babes....

    Our three boys, 9, 6, and 4 were playing the Wii Party game tonight. Our littlest guy, Dillon, wedged his way between my wife and I on the couch while he was playing.  A few minutes later, I watch as he nuzzles up against his Mommy, still playing the Wii.  A few more minutes...
    ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80 46-50, M 12 Responses Apr 25, 2013

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    A nursery school teacher was delivering a

    station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 4

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    I found the book that my parents kept all the

    highlights of childhood for my sisters and I. And apparently when one of my older sister's friends came round for the day I went and found my mum's engagement ring worth £30,000 and proposed to my sister's friend.
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I was a cit, for a camp,

    my conversation with the kid Kaiden: this soap is very slippery Me: all soap is slippery Kaiden: but this soap is especially slippery He says his s like w
    ben13579 ben13579 13-15, M Feb 3

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    My niece is the most adorable baby in the world

    I think she takes that from her aunt:)
    jenellemorrison1999 jenellemorrison1999 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I was babysitting my friend's five year old son and he asked why I didn't have any kids. I said "Well babies are a lot of work! You have to change lots of poopy diapers." He goes...
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    Mommy can we do the thing? My daughter says putting her hands up in the shape of a v. My heart smiles as I make the top of the heart with my own hands. We look at each other...
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