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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    I work at a day school with kids 2-4 years old.

    The things that these kids say has me and my coworkers cracking up.
    AWorldAlone123 AWorldAlone123 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2015

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    A little boy when he was 4 years old

    and I was walking behind him and his little friend in a park, told him: "he can lift a 15 feet house from here to Alaska" when his friend asked who was I. Pretty big shoes to fill. He is now 12 and maybe the house and the distance got smaller but he still thinks that I "can fix...
    elstillstanding elstillstanding 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 4, 2015

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    Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

    Son: looks at me Me: looks at son Son: .... umm MOM!... these are the only feet I have! Me: Fair enough. Get in the car.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 12 Responses Mar 24, 2015

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    My five year old has a cold.

    We've been really snugly. I asked her this morning, "love your mummy?" We smiled at each other and she said "yes." After a little pause she added..."but not as much as I love not being sick." Awwww LOL
    Faerylight Faerylight 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 7, 2015

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    I used to babysit two girls,

    one 9-year-old and one 6-year-old. One time, the 9-year-old asked me, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "I want to be a teacher." They were both like, "Wow, that's the best job ever!!!!" I asked them, "Oh, why is that?" The 6-year-old said, "Because when you're...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 24, 2015

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    The other day i was playing with my two year old

    and i randomly sneezed on him accidently and hes like "mom its raining" >.<
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    My niece said she is a doctor

    when she got her doctor clothes on. So cute :)
    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 25, 2015

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    "You should learn how to be a Mommy,

    " my daughter, 8-year old Blueberry advised me. "Go search it on the internet."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Jan 12

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    We run a daycare and this 2 year old had a

    mouth of a sailor. He heard these words from his crazy mom who would cuss at the dad day and night. What makes this cute is that he has NO idea what hes saying so when you tell him "dont say that!" he goes "why b***h?" and when hes happy he goes "F***K yeah!" But when he got in...
    ChelseyMonique ChelseyMonique 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 4, 2015

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    My 3-year old niece is

    so curious about everything. She keeps asking questions about everything that she doesn't know. Her mother was telling me that their flight was tomorrow evening. So she interrupts us, and asks, "What is an evening?" Her mother said, "When the sun sets and it gets dark, its...
    DropsOfRain DropsOfRain 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 6, 2015

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    My little one just sang a HAPPY BIRTHDAY song

    to ME. He can't even annunciate the words correctly yet. My heart just melts even though my birthday is not til next year. Oh well.......
    nancycandy1234567890 nancycandy1234567890 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 21, 2015

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    I have a 4 yr old neice living with me at home.

    She's gone out of potty traininer already and goes to toilet alone, but leaves the door open. As I was passing the hall I heard her cry out from the toilet, "C'mon poo poo! You can do it... Let's go!" Constipation has never been this hilarious. :p
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 4, 2015

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    I was texting my friend

    and when got asked if they had replied, I called out, "She's kinda irresponsive atm..." Little toddler behind walked up, shook her head and said, "TEACH HER!" It took 5 minutes to understand what she was trying to tell me, turns out she thought 'irresponsive' was another...
    iVoice iVoice 16-17, F Dec 30, 2015

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    While playing on the Ipad,

    I heard seven-year old Blueberry mutter under her breath, "What the Obama!" I don't know where she learned that.
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Nov 20, 2015

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    My 6-year old son: Mami,

    do you know why I can’t play Nintendo secretly? Do you know why? Me: Why? My son: Because the switch off button is too slow. If I’m in the middle of a game and you come in and see me, I can’t switch it off. Me: And then you’re 'caught in the red'. My son: No, in...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 3 Responses May 24, 2015

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    A couple days ago a little girl came up to me

    out of nowhere, pulled on my sleeve and said: "Excuse me, are you Rapunzel?" As someone with long hair who happens to LOVE Disney, that just brightened up my week.
    potatobasket potatobasket 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 29, 2015

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    THEN there was the time my friends' six year old

    and I were watching a black and white movie at their home and he asked me, "Was everything black and white like that when you were small ?"
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 8 Responses Aug 30, 2015

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    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 9 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    "My teacher's hardcore!

    " 8-year old Blueberry complains. "Why?" I ask. "Our assignment is from page 32 to 40!" :)
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Jan 26

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    okay, this is about my four years old little

    daughter :) Two days ago, my wife was visiting my mother, next door and then my little daughter (4 yrs old) followed her and went straight to her, "I didn't eat chocolate like my brother", she said.. My wife just smiled and didn't say anything... 2 min later, my other daughter...
    meemo70 meemo70 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 12

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    "Why won't you believe me?

    " 11-year old Raspberry complained. "Is it because of grandma?" She continues. "Don't you know seniors lie?"
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 2 Responses Jan 14

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    My 4 year old brother said

    that his n*pples were "buttons"
    leadmenot leadmenot 18-21, F Dec 15, 2015

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    My family was talking about our phones.

    My 15 year old brother was saying that he has only had two phones in his life. A flip phone and a slider. Then my 8 year old brother said I bet dads first phone was a brick.
    POTSforever POTSforever 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 12, 2015

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    My 2 year old boy has been learning to count

    and a few songs and we've been practicing "twinkle twinkle little star." i'm a single mom, not with my sons dad but i still tell my son about him and show him pictures of him and stuff, his dads nick name is twinkey so i told my son his dads name was twinkey. After new years we...
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    My 4 year old goddaughter just came

    and slumped next to me. I looked at her concerned and she said "I hate boys" - She's so adorable lol xD
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21, F 12 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    While driving home tonight from work my son out

    of the blue informs me he wants me to marry an old man. As shocked and confused as I was I tried not to laugh and just simply replied back "An old man?" He said "Yes mom an old man with a cane" at this point I was wondering where in the world was this coming from. I asked him...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 7 Responses Mar 17, 2015

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    Uh, so I stepped on a nail earlier today

    while walking to an icebox in my garage. It went all the way through my foot. Lol. My son walks over, grabs my foot, looks at it, and says to me with most serious tone of voice, "Why didn't you tell me you're Jesus?" Lmfaooo he was so mad that I didn't tell him hahaha. I was in...
    chickenstrips chickenstrips 18-21, M 5 Responses Dec 17, 2015

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    We're Prostitutes!!!

    We were a large family 5 kids and we had just sat down for our first cobbled together meal after moving to California, nothing to speak of was unpacked and we had just converted to Protestants as well. There was all the usual jabbering going on and my Mom sensing the youngest...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 28 Responses Sep 24, 2007

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    Dropping my four year old off at daycare today

    he said "I won't miss you today Mommy cause you always come back" I think he was really thinking about how he's going to miss me. He's so cute.
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    "I'm studying!" six-year old Blueberry insists

    as she stares into a book and avoids a chore. When checked what she was studying, the book was upside down.
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Nov 9, 2015

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    Tallestdavid Tallestdavid 26-30, M 5 Responses Nov 2, 2015

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    Niece: *giggles Me: What's

    so funny? Niece: When our plane goes up and down, my tummy tickles.
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F Nov 2, 2015

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    "Which cuddly toy do you want to bring to the

    nursery tomorrow to show it to your teachers and the other children, my sweetie?"I asked my 4 year old son just before I put him to bed.Undecided, he looked at the two little teddy bears and the big rabbit sitting on his shelf. My son had no favorite stuffed animal at...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 8 Responses Feb 14, 2015

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    BLUEBERRY'S DARKEST SECRET I

    once asked 8-year old Blueberry's her darkest secret and she said she once only pretended to be answering their seat work in class. Aww...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Jan 19

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    I remembered this moment

    that made me laugh. We went to the pediatrician one day with my son. As we were leaving, my son says to the doctor, "BYE BIG HEAD." It was so loud and clear. I was filled with different emotions. I was so embarrassed and apologetic. I was bitting my teeth cause I was about...
    nancycandy1234567890 nancycandy1234567890 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 23

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    "How much do you love me?

    " I asked my seven-year old daughter, Blueberry. "60 dollars," she replied.
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Oct 27, 2015

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    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    Six year old Blueberry practiced her

    multiplication table starting from number two. She recites, "Two, Four, Six, Eight, Seven-Thirty..."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 2 Responses Nov 9, 2015

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    I have blonde hair and my roots have started to

    kick in. So I'm just sitting in the living room with my niece and .. Niece: auntie, you need a haircut. Me: Whaaat? Why? Niece: Uh because the top of your head is black and doesn't match the rest of your hair. *giggles* Me: :( She's only 3.
    lorraine171 lorraine171 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 10, 2015

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    I was tutoring a four year old at my house

    and he told me my cat looks like a loaf of bread! Now that I look at her she kinda does...
    RachelDare RachelDare 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 9, 2015

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    My 4 year old "uhm Mommy?

    Does Santa come down this chimney?" I said "yep but only after you're asleep." He pondered for ten minutes and said "Mommy? I don't want that man coming into our house when I'm sleeping that is scary. Can you tell him to drop all my presents out front?" Lol. What? I guess we...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    Alfonso, a next door kid,

    was only six years old when his father Jonathan gave him a Spiderman costume for the holloween. Excitedly he asked his mom to help him put it on. His father and I were in a middle of a conversation at their home when he piped in, "Dad this Spiderman costume is damaged." To which...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 7, 2015

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    Kid: Mom ,what's in your stomach?

    Mother: your baby sister! kid: you love her? mother:very much! kid: Why did you eat her ! . LOL ..thaaat kid !
    claninzx claninzx 18-21, F Jan 4

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    My godson, who is 13 now,

    amazes me as a person, and always has. I sometimes tease him that he's channeling a little old man. He is very wise, and rarely loses his cool about anything. I was watching tv with him and his parents recently, and we saw a commercial for a show about young dancers. The leader...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2015

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