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    Yeah.... One time I was babysitting a group of kids and one of them asked why I had dots all over my face. Then told me they make me look ugly. -_- yeah. Freaking love kids.
    JordanJessie JordanJessie 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 11

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    I found the book that my parents kept all the highlights of childhood for my sisters and I. And apparently when one of my older sister's friends came round for the day I went and...
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    Today at the pediatrician's, my son had to get a strep swab. The nurse asked him to open his mouth, and he said "Do you think you could avoid touching my uvula? I don't like...
    desperatelyseekingdarcy desperatelyseekingdarcy 31-35, F Jan 17

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    The Birds and the Bees... During March Break I took two of my children and three of their friends on an outdoor adventure. The kids were chatting and joking with each other, as we...
    Unjusted Unjusted 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    They really do the other my niece put a roll of Sellotape on top of my head and said you're a queen.. At first I misunderstood and then she said it again.. So I responded with am I...
    caringntrue caringntrue 22-25, F Dec 28, 2013

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    Bijoux Explains It All... - I'm the eldest of my four siblings, and my mother has told me that often they looked to me for understanding when confused about things they encountered...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2013

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    A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davey, what sound does a cow make?" Davey replied...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 23

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    Lack Of Enthusiasm ? - Last night , while cooking dinner, I had this conversation with my 12 year old son , who is in his first year of High School. My son is sitting on the couch...
    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    Sales Call - Dean, an electronics salesman, makes a sales call and a little kid answers the phone. Dean: Hello, little fellow. Can I speak to your mother? Little kid : She is not...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Nov 27, 2013

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    Perfect Solution... - A good friend was recently sharing some memories from her second pregnancy; she also has a son, who was three at the time. One day near the end of her...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 9 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    Relationships Are Complex! - When my youngest son turned 3, he was allowed to attend preschool. He had watch his older brother go for a few years and was very excited. After about...
    AnIrishwarrior AnIrishwarrior 56-60, M 6 Responses Apr 30, 2012

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    My friend had a garage sale one Saturday. After it was over they we're discussing what to do with the things that did not sell and my friends 5 year old said that we should give it...
    timmyp3 timmyp3 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 27, 2013

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    A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Jan 25

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    A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jan 4

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    We're Prostitutes!!! - We were a large family 5 kids and we had just sat down for our first cobbled together meal after moving to California, nothing to speak of was unpacked and...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 26 Responses Sep 24, 2007

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    She Gave Me A Smile... - An incident that happened yesterday I was leaving office at about 8.20 pm had loads of work to complete and was rather depressed and tired. Everyday I...
    papri papri 26-30, F 6 Responses Mar 28, 2012

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    The 'Kid', Today - I was recently sipping a delicious iced coffee at a Panera Bread cafe, reading a magazine. It was crowded and lunch rush hour. To my left sat an older...
    joydream joydream 31-35, F 5 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    After Brushing Her Teeth My 5 Year Old Came Into My Bedroom - I asked her if her teeth were all fresh and clean, she said "Yes, and my ha is clean too." I was confused as could be...
    Smilechik Smilechik 31-35, F 7 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    Folding Clothes - I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 8 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    In The Car - My seven year old says to me..."mommy, I'm going to put you on a dating site so you can find a man to marry. You'll be too old to marry if you don't hurry up."
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 31-35, F 7 Responses May 10, 2013

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    I was babysitting the other day and the little boy I was babysitting (9) looks up at me and says very seriously "Liv why can't food that's good for you taste good and food that's...
    LivviyLove LivviyLove 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    I work at a daycare center, and today I was changing a diaper and this little girl who's not even two yet walks up to the changing table and says "EWWWW THATS DISGUSTING!" I died...
    divaMary3 divaMary3 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 27, 2013

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    And Do Things That Can Surprise You - It was a weekend when I went to visit my kids, my son (4 years old) came to me, smiling, his eyes were shining, he looked at me and said...
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses May 6, 2008

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    You Cant Argue With This Logic - This morning I was out making my weekly errand runs to my circle of stores; the grocery store, the discount membership club, gas station, etc. One...
    Deanze Deanze 41-45, M 44 Responses Feb 5, 2011

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    Until they scream curse words, that they heard from their parents. -_-
    LilRedFoxTail LilRedFoxTail 18-21, M Jan 18

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    Conversation over breakfast with my 4 year old niece, Maddie: Maddie- "I'm just so happy!" Me- "Aww, I'm happy, too. I love when we get to have breakfast together" Maddie- "That...
    Hadley242 Hadley242 26-30, F Jan 11

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    .... Not!!! Those little heathens are wild! This little 8 year old told me he'd kill my dog for looking at him because he threw his phone because he can't get past five on flappy...
    13tides31 13tides31 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 23

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    Ever notice how a 4-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices? Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe...
    ThunderLady ThunderLady 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    january71 january71 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    Out Of The Mouths Of Babes.... - Our three boys, 9, 6, and 4 were playing the Wii Party game tonight. Our littlest guy, Dillon, wedged his way between my wife and I on the couch...
    ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80 46-50, M 12 Responses Apr 25, 2013

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    The Begger - Just when I don't think I can love my son anymore than I already do, he comes out with something new that melts my heart. He's four, and learning about the world. I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 9, 2011

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    Bums - Where I lived in the late 70's the 'Hell's Angels' (biker club) was a big part of the local community. My new stepfather who had never NOT worked a day in his life was...
    AbbyNormal AbbyNormal 31-35, F 9 Responses Sep 24, 2007

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    My Step-niece (that's A Thing Now.) - So, when she was really young, My niece saw me having a cry on my partners bed. We'd gotten into a fight and that was the first time he'd...
    Chamberlane Chamberlane 70+, M Apr 26, 2013

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    My grandson Jim found a penny in the grass and proudly displayed it to me. "What good is it?" I said, "You cant buy anything with it." "Yes you can," Jim replied promptly. "You...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Feb 12

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    Children a innocent, my husband scold them for nothing. I very scare about that too. I cannot do anything but protect them from beating. His voice were scary until make the...
    beron beron 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 8, 2013

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    Vulnerable Momma - One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 19 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    Missing A Sister When my six year old Blueberry traveled with her grandma for a few days, ten year old Raspberry became lonely at home. She would deny it but it was clear she...
    thelonewood thelonewood 26-30 4 days ago

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    Actual test answers written by elementary school children: "Lot's wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night." "Solomon, one of David's sons...
    margaret3 margaret3 61-65, F 1 Response Jan 19

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    My friends 6 year old got a pet hamster and before they left the store asked the clerk if hamsters come from Hamsterdam.
    timmyp3 timmyp3 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 27, 2013

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    As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 19

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ? - (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    The Story of Your Enslavement
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2013

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    Gold, Common Sense and Fur... - Gold, Fur and Common Sense  My husband and I had been happily...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 28, 2007

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    They do say the cutest things! I love kids, like really love them. One time I was babysitting my cousin and I asked where she was going and she said, "I have one word, actually it...
    Rachelle1D Rachelle1D 13-15, F Jan 6

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    They have the power to make me smile and forget why I was frowning
    pomaddbank pomaddbank 26-30, F Dec 2, 2013

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    Kids are amazing what they come out with. I have a 1 and 3 year old and my 3 year old cracks me up with things he says.
    Nydad2four Nydad2four 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 31, 2013

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    The Seven Wonders Of The World... -
    papri papri 26-30, F 5 Responses Apr 3, 2012

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    Adorable - My little 5 year old is sick, and out of nowhere he looked at me a little while ago and said ''mommy, when I die and I become a baby again, you be sure you pick me...
    JennMomof4 JennMomof4 26-30, F 6 Responses Jun 23, 2013

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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son... - She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice...
    Smilechik Smilechik 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    I just the best for my children. Today I waited whole day for my husband. He promise will bring us to turf club ride a pony. Until I call him, to remind him. When he reach home he...
    beron beron 31-35, F Dec 8, 2013

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    Wedding... - quick scene set up..soon to be husband and i standing in front of family freinds etc... minister(who we had known for ages) says do you Xxx take Xxxxxxx to be...four...
    greyslady greyslady 36-40, F 1 Response May 29, 2012