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    Alright! I have. Two year old,

    and he was playing with his leap frog laptop thing. It has an animal and its sound for each letter. So he presses the 'E' for elephant and goes "ahh! Scared Elephant!" And shuffles away like an old man, saying "oh nooo" (but he's not really scared so it wasn't very convincing)
    JammJay JammJay 18-21, F Aug 12

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    I have a 4 yr old neice living with me at home.

    She's gone out of potty traininer already and goes to toilet alone, but leaves the door open. As I was passing the hall I heard her cry out from the toilet, "C'mon poo poo! You can do it... Let's go!" Constipation has never been this hilarious. :p
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 4

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    I love my godson, 13 now,

    will be 14 this year---amazing how quickly the time has passed. He's white---mother's Irish, father's Cherokee and Irish, he has his father's dark eyes and hair, his mother's porcelain skin. My friends, his parents are wonderful, loving people and he is truly their child. He...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 10 Responses Aug 6

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    They do indeed, lol! Some of the things my 3

    year old says is the most hilarious!
    ModifiedMamaofTwo ModifiedMamaofTwo 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    Mijn neefje .. hij was ongeveer 4/5 niet

    herinneren .. zijn favoriete show was "Sister Sister 's wij als een hele familie fan van Bill Cosby toont .. en voedsel netwerk .. toch ... dus ... ik heb geen ogen gesneden met mijn zus. dat is hoe we opgroeien .. dus ging ik bij hem op bezoek. Hij bourght me boven naast zijn...
    Violetsqariibka Violetsqariibka 31-35, F Jun 22

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    I love my 4 year old son's imagination.

    today he said that he wants to invent a space ship that transforms into a rover to take pictures off mars.
    ImTheBlueBeetle ImTheBlueBeetle 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 8

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    Important sidenote: in Dutch 'old' is 'oud'

    and 'parents' is 'ouders'. I read in a notebook that my brother and mom were sorting post. He put a letter saying 'to the parents of Raymond' on the reclame pile. When my mother told him that it was a letter for mom and dad, he said surprised: but you guys aren't old...!?
    Annelina Annelina 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    can any body beat my score https://www.

    youtube.com/watch?v=nDBvkPAByuI
    Kyle178 Kyle178 22-25, M a week ago

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    While driving home tonight from work my son out

    of the blue informs me he wants me to marry an old man. As shocked and confused as I was I tried not to laugh and just simply replied back "An old man?" He said "Yes mom an old man with a cane" at this point I was wondering where in the world was this coming from. I asked him...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 8 Responses Mar 17

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 10 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    This is my favourite group on here

    because its all positive and funny things :) I don't get to see my niece much but apparently in response to her grandad saying 'It reminds me of my school report which said 'he does not volunteer to answer questions or speak much in class, but when he does, it's..." And my niece...
    stargirl58 stargirl58 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    My 4 year old "uhm Mommy?

    Does Santa come down this chimney?" I said "yep but only after you're asleep." He pondered for ten minutes and said "Mommy? I don't want that man coming into our house when I'm sleeping that is scary. Can you tell him to drop all my presents out front?" Lol. What? I guess we...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    So I am driving home tonight

    after picking up my kids from school the windows are down and the music is up. We are all three singing along. Then my son asked me to turn the radio down. I glance back and he has this very deep in thought look upon his face as if he is quite perplexed about something. I roll...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 7 Responses May 4

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    Dropping my four year old off at daycare today

    he said "I won't miss you today Mommy cause you always come back" I think he was really thinking about how he's going to miss me. He's so cute.
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    Not cute so much as thought-provoking.

    Today my middle schooler told me that they aren't allowed to wear bandanas at school because gang members wear them. I said, "That's true. Some of them do." then Kaya said, "Yeah, but gang members wear pants too and we're still allowed to wear those." I love this girl! Oh, yeah...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Dec 4, 2014

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    My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to

    the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    Adorable

    My little 5 year old is sick, and out of nowhere he looked at me a little while ago and said ''mommy, when I die and I become a baby again, you be sure you pick me, because I love you so much and nobody can take care of me like you do.'' You should have seen me smiling, ear to...
    JennMomof4 JennMomof4 31-35, F 5 Responses Jun 23, 2013

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    My godson, who is 13 now,

    amazes me as a person, and always has. I sometimes tease him that he's channeling a little old man. He is very wise, and rarely loses his cool about anything. I was watching tv with him and his parents recently, and we saw a commercial for a show about young dancers. The leader...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    Yesterday when I was driving home from target.

    Mariah: mommy make me cold. Me: What?? Mariah: make me cold. Me: your cold?? Mariah: No make me cold I'm hot. And another time there was a big storm outside and Aria cames up to me and goes. "Wheres daddy he needs to fix that". And when I was at the doctors getting an...
    XxCharlottexX XxCharlottexX 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 17 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    This morning after my class a pair of sisters

    came to me while their mother was gathering their things and said "Miss .... last night we baked cookies! : ))" I asked "where's mine?? I like cookies too" and the baby said w a smile "I ate it aalllll UP" I said "awe :( I want one next time, okay? That'll be my treat after my...
    IntomeYousee IntomeYousee 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 12

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    so my daughter goes go camp.

    she said her teacher told her she the boss and my daughter said no u not God the boss of me. mind you she is only 4
    raebaybrown raebaybrown 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 7

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    My daughter Lily and I are watching Spongebob

    together. I laughed really hard at something. I said "I like this stuff way more than any adult should. She said "You're not an adult, you're a weird teenager. Wait, a toddler, I'm a kid, you act younger than me." I actually thought the weird teenager thing made more sense.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    This sweet, cute little girl named Corrine

    just told me I looked pretty. Aww!! She just made my day a whole lot better - 😊 I guess all kids aren't that bad.
    sunshineh13 sunshineh13 22-25, F Aug 24

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    My son just asked me

    if the sesame seeds on his burger would grow buns lok
    Nikolasmom Nikolasmom 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    when my son was younger

    and I was changing his clothes he noticed the way I had combed my hair. (mind you, I was dressed and ready to clean the house) he inquired about it and I said it was a pony tail. he said, "wow mom! that's beautiful. turn around, turn around" lol I couldn't stop laughing with the...
    converse6 converse6 31-35, F Aug 12

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    My son made me squeal with amusement: "Mami,

    why is Ursula in the Ketchup?" Me: "I dunno. ... She didn't want to be in the mustard?" "No. She's looking for her Heinz." Me: "*Aaaw* That's so sweet!" I LOVE my pride & joy.
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F Jul 10

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    do you agree.........

    .....................
    hope1092 hope1092 22-25, M 4 Responses Aug 6

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    THEN there was the time my friends' six year old

    and I were watching a black and white movie at their home and he asked me, "Was everything black and white like that when you were small ?"
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 7 Responses 5 days ago

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    I work at a Mexican restaurant

    even though I hate Mexican food This woman came in with her daughter and I brought over salsa and chips, the girl was probably 6ish and she asks "Is it spicy." So it's not, like not at all, so I reassured her that it wasn't and she looked at me skeptically, stuck out her pinky...
    redhouse97 redhouse97 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 21

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    My youngest clasped my hand firmly to his chest

    with both hands as he was falling asleep : "I like to sleep with you mami, you're so cuddly." <3
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    My five year old has a cold.

    We've been really snugly. I asked her this morning, "love your mummy?" We smiled at each other and she said "yes." After a little pause she added..."but not as much as I love not being sick." Awwww LOL
    Faerylight Faerylight 41-45, F 4 Responses Jul 7

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    My 4 year old goddaughter just came

    and slumped next to me. I looked at her concerned and she said "I hate boys" - She's so adorable lol xD
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21, F 13 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    Alfonso, a next door kid,

    was only six years old when his father Jonathan gave him a Spiderman costume for the holloween. Excitedly he asked his mom to help him put it on. His father and I were in a middle of a conversation at their home when he piped in, "Dad this Spiderman costume is damaged." To which...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 7

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    A little two year old boy wakes his father in

    the middle of the night saying "Papa, papa, it's hot..!" while frothing at the mouth... His father, thinking nothing much of it, gives him a bit of water and sends him back to bed. Later on during the night, his father gets up to grab something from the fridge and what does he...
    sweet7sephora sweet7sephora 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

    Son: looks at me Me: looks at son Son: .... umm MOM!... these are the only feet I have! Me: Fair enough. Get in the car.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 14 Responses Mar 24

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    Lol so true -_- Right?

    Lol right or left sides right
    swaged104 swaged104 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 7 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    My almost 4 year old was asking questions about

    my pregnancy with her last night. I asked her if she remembered anything when she was in there, she said my heart. Then held her hands up and begin opening and closing them while saying she remembered hearing "boom boom boom"! Just sweet! When I told her she would kick me out of...
    FreewritingFreyja FreewritingFreyja 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 22

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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    About a week or so ago my adorable second

    cousin, Aurora(she is 1), was on my bed and I asked her, "what are you doing?" And she replied "pickles and cheese!!" I could stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes.
    kaylilin kaylilin 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Every time my 5 year old cousin comes over,

    the first thing she does is run over and lift the back of my shirt up and looks at my back. So today, I asked her why she kept doing that, and she said: "So I can say hi to the unicorn." I asked her what unicorn she was talking about, and she ran out the room. She came back with...
    Waffl3s Waffl3s 16-17 4 Responses May 6

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    "Which cuddly toy do you want to bring to the

    nursery tomorrow to show it to your teachers and the other children, my sweetie?"I asked my 4 year old son just before I put him to bed.Undecided, he looked at the two little teddy bears and the big rabbit sitting on his shelf. My son had no favorite stuffed animal at...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 7 Responses