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    The other day i was playing with my two year old

    and i randomly sneezed on him accidently and hes like "mom its raining" >.<
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    So I am driving home tonight

    after picking up my kids from school the windows are down and the music is up. We are all three singing along. Then my son asked me to turn the radio down. I glance back and he has this very deep in thought look upon his face as if he is quite perplexed about something. I roll...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 7 Responses May 4, 2015

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    My little one just sang a HAPPY BIRTHDAY song

    to ME. He can't even annunciate the words correctly yet. My heart just melts even though my birthday is not til next year. Oh well.......
    nancycandy1234567890 nancycandy1234567890 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 21, 2015

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    Uh, so I stepped on a nail earlier today

    while walking to an icebox in my garage. It went all the way through my foot. Lol. My son walks over, grabs my foot, looks at it, and says to me with most serious tone of voice, "Why didn't you tell me you're Jesus?" Lmfaooo he was so mad that I didn't tell him hahaha. I was in...
    chickenstrips chickenstrips 18-21, M 5 Responses Dec 17, 2015

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    While playing on the Ipad,

    I heard seven-year old Blueberry mutter under her breath, "What the Obama!" I don't know where she learned that.
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Nov 20, 2015

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    I have blonde hair and my roots have started to

    kick in. So I'm just sitting in the living room with my niece and .. Niece: auntie, you need a haircut. Me: Whaaat? Why? Niece: Uh because the top of your head is black and doesn't match the rest of your hair. *giggles* Me: :( She's only 3.
    lorraine171 lorraine171 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 10, 2015

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    "You should learn how to be a Mommy,

    " my daughter, 8-year old Blueberry advised me. "Go search it on the internet."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Jan 12

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    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 9 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    My 3-year old niece is

    so curious about everything. She keeps asking questions about everything that she doesn't know. Her mother was telling me that their flight was tomorrow evening. So she interrupts us, and asks, "What is an evening?" Her mother said, "When the sun sets and it gets dark, its...
    DropsOfRain DropsOfRain 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 6, 2015

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    Feeling my patience wavering

    while tutoring 7-year old Blueberry, I told her: "Analyze the problem!" She looked at me and said, "What does analyze mean?"
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Dec 9, 2015

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    A couple days ago a little girl came up to me

    out of nowhere, pulled on my sleeve and said: "Excuse me, are you Rapunzel?" As someone with long hair who happens to LOVE Disney, that just brightened up my week.
    potatobasket potatobasket 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 29, 2015

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    I was texting my friend

    and when got asked if they had replied, I called out, "She's kinda irresponsive atm..." Little toddler behind walked up, shook her head and said, "TEACH HER!" It took 5 minutes to understand what she was trying to tell me, turns out she thought 'irresponsive' was another...
    iVoice iVoice 16-17, F Dec 30, 2015

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    My five year old has a cold.

    We've been really snugly. I asked her this morning, "love your mummy?" We smiled at each other and she said "yes." After a little pause she added..."but not as much as I love not being sick." Awwww LOL
    Faerylight Faerylight 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 7, 2015

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    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    My family was talking about our phones.

    My 15 year old brother was saying that he has only had two phones in his life. A flip phone and a slider. Then my 8 year old brother said I bet dads first phone was a brick.
    POTSforever POTSforever 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 12, 2015

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    My 2 year old boy has been learning to count

    and a few songs and we've been practicing "twinkle twinkle little star." i'm a single mom, not with my sons dad but i still tell my son about him and show him pictures of him and stuff, his dads nick name is twinkey so i told my son his dads name was twinkey. After new years we...
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    Kid: Mom ,what's in your stomach?

    Mother: your baby sister! kid: you love her? mother:very much! kid: Why did you eat her ! . LOL ..thaaat kid !
    claninzx claninzx 18-21, F Jan 4

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    I asked my friends little brother "What is love?

    " He answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face" I laughed but then he added "Even after you left him alone all day"
    BeautifulDayDream BeautifulDayDream 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 7, 2015

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    We run a daycare and this 2 year old had a

    mouth of a sailor. He heard these words from his crazy mom who would cuss at the dad day and night. What makes this cute is that he has NO idea what hes saying so when you tell him "dont say that!" he goes "why b***h?" and when hes happy he goes "F***K yeah!" But when he got in...
    ChelseyMonique ChelseyMonique 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 4, 2015

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    I used to babysit two girls,

    one 9-year-old and one 6-year-old. One time, the 9-year-old asked me, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "I want to be a teacher." They were both like, "Wow, that's the best job ever!!!!" I asked them, "Oh, why is that?" The 6-year-old said, "Because when you're...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 24, 2015

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    I love my godson, 13 now,

    will be 14 this year---amazing how quickly the time has passed. He's white---mother's Irish, father's Cherokee and Irish, he has his father's dark eyes and hair, his mother's porcelain skin. My friends, his parents are wonderful, loving people and he is truly their child. He...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 9 Responses Aug 6, 2015

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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    I remembered this moment

    that made me laugh. We went to the pediatrician one day with my son. As we were leaving, my son says to the doctor, "BYE BIG HEAD." It was so loud and clear. I was filled with different emotions. I was so embarrassed and apologetic. I was bitting my teeth cause I was about...
    nancycandy1234567890 nancycandy1234567890 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 23

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    So I had a cake. The family was gathered

    and smiles in anticipation. My daughter (6yr) peals the sticker label, that shuts the cake lid closed. So she smiles as she opens with such care. She then looks at me and says, "Mom, I wanted to help you cause you do so much work all day." Lesson: Help is help no matter...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Sep 30, 2015

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    "My teacher's hardcore!

    " 8-year old Blueberry complains. "Why?" I ask. "Our assignment is from page 32 to 40!" :)
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Jan 26

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    WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE? After watching an

    episode on Disney's Evil Queens, I asked my eight-year old Blueberry which one's her favorite evil queen. She answers, "It's you."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Dec 28, 2015

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    Before moving from NY to Hong Kong,

    a 9 years old girl, whom I know and love since she was born, told me: "since you work for a place with a ferry boat, you can take the ferry and visit me in Hong Kong any time you want". I work in Jersey City. Sweet and sour moment. Laugh and tears.
    elstillstanding elstillstanding 46-50, M Oct 28, 2015

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    Alfonso, a next door kid,

    was only six years old when his father Jonathan gave him a Spiderman costume for the holloween. Excitedly he asked his mom to help him put it on. His father and I were in a middle of a conversation at their home when he piped in, "Dad this Spiderman costume is damaged." To which...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 7, 2015

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    okay, this is about my four years old little

    daughter :) Two days ago, my wife was visiting my mother, next door and then my little daughter (4 yrs old) followed her and went straight to her, "I didn't eat chocolate like my brother", she said.. My wife just smiled and didn't say anything... 2 min later, my other daughter...
    meemo70 meemo70 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 12

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    My 6-year old son: Mami,

    do you know why I can’t play Nintendo secretly? Do you know why? Me: Why? My son: Because the switch off button is too slow. If I’m in the middle of a game and you come in and see me, I can’t switch it off. Me: And then you’re 'caught in the red'. My son: No, in...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 3 Responses May 24, 2015

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    A little boy when he was 4 years old

    and I was walking behind him and his little friend in a park, told him: "he can lift a 15 feet house from here to Alaska" when his friend asked who was I. Pretty big shoes to fill. He is now 12 and maybe the house and the distance got smaller but he still thinks that I "can fix...
    elstillstanding elstillstanding 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 4, 2015

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    Tallestdavid Tallestdavid 26-30, M 5 Responses Nov 2, 2015

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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 7 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    "Which cuddly toy do you want to bring to the

    nursery tomorrow to show it to your teachers and the other children, my sweetie?"I asked my 4 year old son just before I put him to bed.Undecided, he looked at the two little teddy bears and the big rabbit sitting on his shelf. My son had no favorite stuffed animal at...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 8 Responses Feb 14, 2015

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    Niece: *giggles Me: What's

    so funny? Niece: When our plane goes up and down, my tummy tickles.
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F Nov 2, 2015

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    I was tutoring a four year old at my house

    and he told me my cat looks like a loaf of bread! Now that I look at her she kinda does...
    RachelDare RachelDare 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 9, 2015

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    I work at a day school with kids 2-4 years old.

    The things that these kids say has me and my coworkers cracking up.
    AWorldAlone123 AWorldAlone123 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2015

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    My 4 year old brother said

    that his n*pples were "buttons"
    leadmenot leadmenot 18-21, F Dec 15, 2015

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    I have a 4 yr old neice living with me at home.

    She's gone out of potty traininer already and goes to toilet alone, but leaves the door open. As I was passing the hall I heard her cry out from the toilet, "C'mon poo poo! You can do it... Let's go!" Constipation has never been this hilarious. :p
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 4, 2015

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    My 4 year old "uhm Mommy?

    Does Santa come down this chimney?" I said "yep but only after you're asleep." He pondered for ten minutes and said "Mommy? I don't want that man coming into our house when I'm sleeping that is scary. Can you tell him to drop all my presents out front?" Lol. What? I guess we...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    BLUEBERRY'S DARKEST SECRET I

    once asked 8-year old Blueberry's her darkest secret and she said she once only pretended to be answering their seat work in class. Aww...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Jan 19

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    Six year old Blueberry practiced her

    multiplication table starting from number two. She recites, "Two, Four, Six, Eight, Seven-Thirty..."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 2 Responses Nov 9, 2015

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    THEN there was the time my friends' six year old

    and I were watching a black and white movie at their home and he asked me, "Was everything black and white like that when you were small ?"
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 8 Responses Aug 30, 2015

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    My godson, who is 13 now,

    amazes me as a person, and always has. I sometimes tease him that he's channeling a little old man. He is very wise, and rarely loses his cool about anything. I was watching tv with him and his parents recently, and we saw a commercial for a show about young dancers. The leader...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2015

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    My youngest clasped my hand firmly to his chest

    with both hands as he was falling asleep : "I like to sleep with you mami, you're so cuddly." <3
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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