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    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 11 Responses Sep 29

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    Gold, Common Sense and Fur...

    Gold, Fur and Common Sense  My husband and I had been happily (most of the time) married for five years, but hadn't been blessed with a baby.  ...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 28, 2007

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    Especially when they are telling a story.

    I love it when my 3 year old daughter tells me stories. She is so cute and funny. I just smile and laugh. And sometimes, I don't know what she is talking about, but pretend to know. Lol... I'm sure we all have done that. She is a great story teller. I love how she makes up...
    CreoleItalianwoman CreoleItalianwoman 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 25

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    A few years ago, there was a lice outbreak at

    my kids' school. We spent hours upon hours removing lice and nits from my daughter's long, thick hair. Lice was all we talked about at home and at school that week. One day, my five year old is sitting at the breakfast table with ear buds from her iPod on top of her head. I...
    Artvg Artvg 41-45, F 4 Responses Oct 28

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    I have a 3 year old and she never shuts up,

    alot of times she comes to my bed at 5 im the morning wakes me up and starts telling stories.Like seriously she talks alot for her age,she knows so many things,and she has a huge personality.And she says some of the cutest things. 5 days ago we somewhere where they had these...
    Rebekah3 Rebekah3 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 13

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    my 7 year old brother just told me " F ck you!

    " he screamed it loud because he broke my door handle and I kicked em out my room.... fML
    dksl14 dksl14 18-21, M 5 Responses Dec 4

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    My cousin has three years

    and yesterday he came up to my house to pass it a good bit and open some of the Christmas gifts;) In the afternoon my aunt tried to put him to sleep but he did not want to sleep, he was tired but refused to sleep, I'd like the computer next to me put the noddy on youtube, the...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    My wife, my two year old son

    and I visited our friends. They had become parents a little more than three months ago of a sweet little daughter named Michelle. Previously, Michelle was an easy-care and contented baby. But on the day of our visit she was plagued by the first signs of this very evil and...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 4 Responses Jul 29

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    As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap,

    Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 19

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    The most awkwardly humorous moment in my life

    was when my three year old cousin touched my boob and asked innocently, "What is this?"
    rabinafrost rabinafrost 18-21, F 6 Responses a week ago

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    Perfect Solution...

    A good friend was recently sharing some memories from her second pregnancy; she also has a son, who was three at the time. One day near the end of her pregnancy, the baby was very, very active, and she was trying to cope with her discomfort without alarming the little boy...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 8 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    I was on the phone with my friend

    when my little sister decided to say you suck a bottle
    daddysdiaperedbabygirl daddysdiaperedbabygirl 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    i came home from work in a really bad mood

    tonight cause i had a bad day at work. well i was watching elmo's world with lucas and i guess he must have knew i wasn't in the greatest of moods cause out of the blue he told me i need a girlfriend when i asked him where he got that idea from (i suspected it was from my...
    singledaddy101 singledaddy101 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 17

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    See - when kids say silly things,

    it's cute. When adults say silly things, I just want to punch them in the face. That's all.
    NoVADad703 NoVADad703 31-35, M 4 Responses Oct 31

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    Out Of The Mouths Of Babes....

    Our three boys, 9, 6, and 4 were playing the Wii Party game tonight. Our littlest guy, Dillon, wedged his way between my wife and I on the couch while he was playing.  A few minutes later, I watch as he nuzzles up against his Mommy, still playing the Wii.  A few more minutes...
    ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80 46-50, M 12 Responses Apr 25, 2013

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    burnedmemories burnedmemories 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 16

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    The 'Kid', Today

    I was recently sipping a delicious iced coffee at a Panera Bread cafe, reading a magazine. It was crowded and lunch rush hour. To my left sat an older gentleman with his granddaughter. They were chuckling here and there, and I just found the two of them so relaxed and...
    joydream joydream 31-35, F 6 Responses Jun 17, 2013

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    Tonight while shopping at the mall with my

    daughter and a friend, we noticed it was getting late, yet I still had a few stops I wanted to make. I said, "We better hurry if we want to make it before they close." As we hustled down the aisles my daughter says to us, "Could you imagine if shopping was a sport?" We...
    Unjusted Unjusted 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    I was with my boyfriend

    and his friend,and my boyfriend said "buzzwords" and my daughter run to him and said "daddy did you say bubbles?"
    Tessa3 Tessa3 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Adorable

    My little 5 year old is sick, and out of nowhere he looked at me a little while ago and said ''mommy, when I die and I become a baby again, you be sure you pick me, because I love you so much and nobody can take care of me like you do.'' You should have seen me smiling, ear to...
    JennMomof4 JennMomof4 31-35, F 6 Responses Jun 23, 2013

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    Bijoux Explains It All...

    I'm the eldest of my four siblings, and my mother has told me that often they looked to me for understanding when confused about things they encountered. And I endeavoured to clear things up (whether I knew the answers or not was irrelevant). My mother told me the following story...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 3 Responses Apr 22, 2013

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    My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to

    the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
    Bryson888 Bryson888 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 17

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    The Birds and the Bees.

    .. During March Break I took two of my children and three of their friends on an outdoor adventure. The kids were chatting and joking with each other, as we were hiking through the woods. Suddenly, my 10 yr-old daughter's friend walks up to me and asks, "Is it true that you can...
    Unjusted Unjusted 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    Me: I have to go to work Daughter:(4 years old)

    *fake cries* what's the point of working so hard if we don't get 1 million puppies?
    Louise9640 Louise9640 31-35, F 5 Responses Oct 28

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    Dropping my four year old off at daycare today

    he said "I won't miss you today Mommy cause you always come back" I think he was really thinking about how he's going to miss me. He's so cute.
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 13 Responses Dec 15

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    I love my cousins to bits,

    especially little two year old Elisa. We call her Ellie Belly as a nickname :P Today Ellie Belly bumped into the wall as she always bumps into things...Bang! All heads turn to her and wait for an 'ouch!' or a quiet sob but instead Ellie looks intently at the wall and brightly...
    peacekeeper15 peacekeeper15 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Though according to family legend my uncle

    broke away from that norm and told my grandmother's friend to '**** off'. What is impressive is that he was still in a pushchair. Evidently he must have heard the phrase and parroted it out at the first likely victim. Probably my granddad had something to do with his interesting...
    morea morea 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 15

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    My son was five years old,

    as following funny thing happened: My wife and I went for a walk with our son. My son went between us on our hands when he suddenly let go of my Hand and hugged his mum. His face beamed with happiness and love as he looked at her and said: "Mum, I love you. You're the best...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 6 Responses Jul 2

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    Today at work I met several amazing little ones!

    Kids can always make me smile and I'm always happy to have a conversation with them. Children keep me sane lol.
    girlanonymous0421 girlanonymous0421 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 25

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    phoenixprincess phoenixprincess 70+, F 3 Responses Oct 29

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    When my second son was around three.

    He was falling asleep in the floor with the dog underneath him. I remember him saying he wanted to be a dog one day. I asked him why and he said you could run all day, dump in the backyard and bark at everyone!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 14

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    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 18 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    My 4 year old "uhm Mommy?

    Does Santa come down this chimney?" I said "yep but only after you're asleep." He pondered for ten minutes and said "Mommy? I don't want that man coming into our house when I'm sleeping that is scary. Can you tell him to drop all my presents out front?" Lol. What? I guess we...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 8 Responses 3 days ago

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    my 3 year old son hates going to bed he thinks

    he's to big for a bedtime so when I was getting him ready for bed one night he starts telling me thus story about the most random things ever and after I finish getting him ready for bed I tuck him in and pull out a bedtime story he cones out with "Nooo silly mummy my can't go...
    leahlovesyou leahlovesyou 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 13

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    Chaos

    We were picking my baby (5) up from pre-school today when the teacher approached us and told us how wonderful our little boy is - that he played with another child who had no playmate. This is the second of our three in the school that this teacher has had, and she told us "all...
    ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80 46-50, M 12 Responses Nov 20, 2013

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    ME: Oh boy, we sure had fun at Snowfest today,

    didn't we?! NEPHEW: Yeah it was so much fun! I thought there was going to be rides & animals & stuff ... ME: hmmm ...
    aag311 aag311 41-45, M Dec 13

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    Why does it make me smile,

    when they do it? The sound of their little voices. And the little on their little faces, when they say things. It is so cute to see those little ones in action. I love it.
    Singlemother78 Singlemother78 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 31

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    We're Prostitutes!!!

    We were a large family 5 kids and we had just sat down for our first cobbled together meal after moving to California, nothing to speak of was unpacked and we had just converted to Protestants as well. There was all the usual jabbering going on and my Mom sensing the youngest...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 27 Responses Sep 24, 2007

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    My 3 yo Little Girl; ''I beat you butt''

    Anytime I **** her off... ''Mommy you good, tasty mommy(while nodding head eating)'' Anytime I say the number 1, she has an uncontrollable urge to follow with 2, even when I'm not talking to her. ''OH, baby pig, I missed you, I love you'' (to the pigs and many of her toys if...
    FreyjaInBattle FreyjaInBattle 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 3

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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    Smilechik Smilechik 31-35, F 6 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    Letters from Little Boys to God Dear God,

    Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. Tom L. Dear God, I went to this wedding on Sunday and they kissed right in the church! Is that O.K.? Neil Dear God, If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes. Mickey D...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 6 Responses Oct 27

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    Lack Of Enthusiasm ?

    Last night , while cooking dinner, I had this conversation with my 12 year old son , who is in his first year of High School. My son is sitting on the couch with his IPod , and my Husband is standing in the kitchen . Me : So T , what did you learn at school today...
    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 10 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    Not cute so much as thought-provoking.

    Today my middle schooler told me that they aren't allowed to wear bandanas at school because gang members wear them. I said, "That's true. Some of them do." then Kaya said, "Yeah, but gang members wear pants too and we're still allowed to wear those." I love this girl! Oh, yeah...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Dec 4

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    After Brushing Her Teeth My 5 Year Old Came Into My Bedroom

    I asked her if her teeth were all fresh and clean, she said "Yes, and my ha is clean too." I was confused as could be, wondering if she had taken the toothbrush to her hoo ha!! So I said "Your ha?" She said, "Yeah, my" then she breathed in my face, lol. "HAAAAAAAA" In her mind...
    Smilechik Smilechik 31-35, F 7 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    The Magic Word

    My friend and I are sitting at our table and eat dinner with my parents. "Mum, I need the juice jug!" I ask loudly. "What's the magic word my son?" my mother asks seriously. "Abracadabra!" Sam and I giggle, my father hide his giggles behind a coughing fit. My mother shook...
    Mike9272 Mike9272 41-45, M 5 Responses Oct 4, 2013

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    theshu12 theshu12 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 21

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    After taking my students to meet their parents

    one afternoon, I headed back to my classroom to prepare to go home. A random little girl, maybe seven years old suddenly approached me and began staring at me intently. Finally she exclaimed, "You have flowers in your eyes!" Then she ran off. Its true, my eyes are blueish...
    akamissw akamissw 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 20

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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 8 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F 5 Responses Dec 17

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    niece: auntie how old are you?

    me: im 20 niece: ooh you are so close to being a mommy! me: *soul leaves body*
    lushsummer lushsummer 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 18

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