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    A little boy when he was 4 years old

    and I was walking behind him and his little friend in a park, told him: "he can lift a 15 feet house from here to Alaska" when his friend asked who was I. Pretty big shoes to fill. He is now 12 and maybe the house and the distance got smaller but he still thinks that I "can fix...
    elstillstanding elstillstanding 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 4, 2015

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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 7 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    My 2 year old boy has been learning to count

    and a few songs and we've been practicing "twinkle twinkle little star." i'm a single mom, not with my sons dad but i still tell my son about him and show him pictures of him and stuff, his dads nick name is twinkey so i told my son his dads name was twinkey. After new years we...
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    I love my godson, 13 now,

    will be 14 this year---amazing how quickly the time has passed. He's white---mother's Irish, father's Cherokee and Irish, he has his father's dark eyes and hair, his mother's porcelain skin. My friends, his parents are wonderful, loving people and he is truly their child. He...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 9 Responses Aug 6, 2015

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    So I am driving home tonight

    after picking up my kids from school the windows are down and the music is up. We are all three singing along. Then my son asked me to turn the radio down. I glance back and he has this very deep in thought look upon his face as if he is quite perplexed about something. I roll...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 7 Responses May 4, 2015

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    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 9 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 17 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    While driving home tonight from work my son out

    of the blue informs me he wants me to marry an old man. As shocked and confused as I was I tried not to laugh and just simply replied back "An old man?" He said "Yes mom an old man with a cane" at this point I was wondering where in the world was this coming from. I asked him...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 7 Responses Mar 17, 2015

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    My little one just sang a HAPPY BIRTHDAY song

    to ME. He can't even annunciate the words correctly yet. My heart just melts even though my birthday is not til next year. Oh well.......
    nancycandy1234567890 nancycandy1234567890 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 21, 2015

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    Jessie, a four-year old girl comes out of her

    room looking eccentric and playful, in a way that only kids can pull off. Wearing a plastic bucket for a hat, a blanket around her body and trailing behind her, and a small umbrella which she held like a cane, she passed me by at the dining hall without much regard. She...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 6, 2015

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    My youngest clasped my hand firmly to his chest

    with both hands as he was falling asleep : "I like to sleep with you mami, you're so cuddly." <3
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    I work at a day school with kids 2-4 years old.

    The things that these kids say has me and my coworkers cracking up.
    AWorldAlone123 AWorldAlone123 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2015

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    Niece: *giggles Me: What's

    so funny? Niece: When our plane goes up and down, my tummy tickles.
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F Nov 2, 2015

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    My 6-year old son: Mami,

    do you know why I can’t play Nintendo secretly? Do you know why? Me: Why? My son: Because the switch off button is too slow. If I’m in the middle of a game and you come in and see me, I can’t switch it off. Me: And then you’re 'caught in the red'. My son: No, in...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 3 Responses May 24, 2015

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    "Which cuddly toy do you want to bring to the

    nursery tomorrow to show it to your teachers and the other children, my sweetie?"I asked my 4 year old son just before I put him to bed.Undecided, he looked at the two little teddy bears and the big rabbit sitting on his shelf. My son had no favorite stuffed animal at...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 8 Responses Feb 14, 2015

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    "Why won't you believe me?

    " 11-year old Raspberry complained. "Is it because of grandma?" She continues. "Don't you know seniors lie?"
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 2 Responses Jan 14

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    Dropping my four year old off at daycare today

    he said "I won't miss you today Mommy cause you always come back" I think he was really thinking about how he's going to miss me. He's so cute.
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    okay, this is about my four years old little

    daughter :) Two days ago, my wife was visiting my mother, next door and then my little daughter (4 yrs old) followed her and went straight to her, "I didn't eat chocolate like my brother", she said.. My wife just smiled and didn't say anything... 2 min later, my other daughter...
    meemo70 meemo70 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 12

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    Uh, so I stepped on a nail earlier today

    while walking to an icebox in my garage. It went all the way through my foot. Lol. My son walks over, grabs my foot, looks at it, and says to me with most serious tone of voice, "Why didn't you tell me you're Jesus?" Lmfaooo he was so mad that I didn't tell him hahaha. I was in...
    chickenstrips chickenstrips 18-21, M 5 Responses Dec 17, 2015

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    Alfonso, a next door kid,

    was only six years old when his father Jonathan gave him a Spiderman costume for the holloween. Excitedly he asked his mom to help him put it on. His father and I were in a middle of a conversation at their home when he piped in, "Dad this Spiderman costume is damaged." To which...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 7, 2015

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    kids are so funny they can make you smile by

    some of the things they say they like too mimic you and thats funny
    autism1011 autism1011 22-25, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    THEN there was the time my friends' six year old

    and I were watching a black and white movie at their home and he asked me, "Was everything black and white like that when you were small ?"
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 8 Responses Aug 30, 2015

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    "My teacher's hardcore!

    " 8-year old Blueberry complains. "Why?" I ask. "Our assignment is from page 32 to 40!" :)
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Jan 26

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    Feeling my patience wavering

    while tutoring 7-year old Blueberry, I told her: "Analyze the problem!" She looked at me and said, "What does analyze mean?"
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Dec 9, 2015

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    Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

    Son: looks at me Me: looks at son Son: .... umm MOM!... these are the only feet I have! Me: Fair enough. Get in the car.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 12 Responses Mar 24, 2015

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    Six year old Blueberry practiced her

    multiplication table starting from number two. She recites, "Two, Four, Six, Eight, Seven-Thirty..."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 2 Responses Nov 9, 2015

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    My family was talking about our phones.

    My 15 year old brother was saying that he has only had two phones in his life. A flip phone and a slider. Then my 8 year old brother said I bet dads first phone was a brick.
    POTSforever POTSforever 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 12, 2015

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    My godson, who is 13 now,

    amazes me as a person, and always has. I sometimes tease him that he's channeling a little old man. He is very wise, and rarely loses his cool about anything. I was watching tv with him and his parents recently, and we saw a commercial for a show about young dancers. The leader...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2015

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    I was tutoring a four year old at my house

    and he told me my cat looks like a loaf of bread! Now that I look at her she kinda does...
    RachelDare RachelDare 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 9, 2015

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    I remembered this moment

    that made me laugh. We went to the pediatrician one day with my son. As we were leaving, my son says to the doctor, "BYE BIG HEAD." It was so loud and clear. I was filled with different emotions. I was so embarrassed and apologetic. I was bitting my teeth cause I was about...
    nancycandy1234567890 nancycandy1234567890 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 23

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    Kid: Mom ,what's in your stomach?

    Mother: your baby sister! kid: you love her? mother:very much! kid: Why did you eat her ! . LOL ..thaaat kid !
    claninzx claninzx 18-21, F Jan 4

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    "I'm studying!" six-year old Blueberry insists

    as she stares into a book and avoids a chore. When checked what she was studying, the book was upside down.
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Nov 9, 2015

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    My niece said she is a doctor

    when she got her doctor clothes on. So cute :)
    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 25, 2015

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    We run a daycare and this 2 year old had a

    mouth of a sailor. He heard these words from his crazy mom who would cuss at the dad day and night. What makes this cute is that he has NO idea what hes saying so when you tell him "dont say that!" he goes "why b***h?" and when hes happy he goes "F***K yeah!" But when he got in...
    ChelseyMonique ChelseyMonique 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 4, 2015

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    My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to

    the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    I used to babysit two girls,

    one 9-year-old and one 6-year-old. One time, the 9-year-old asked me, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "I want to be a teacher." They were both like, "Wow, that's the best job ever!!!!" I asked them, "Oh, why is that?" The 6-year-old said, "Because when you're...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 24, 2015

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    My 4 year old goddaughter just came

    and slumped next to me. I looked at her concerned and she said "I hate boys" - She's so adorable lol xD
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21, F 12 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE? After watching an

    episode on Disney's Evil Queens, I asked my eight-year old Blueberry which one's her favorite evil queen. She answers, "It's you."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Dec 28, 2015

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    My 3-year old niece is

    so curious about everything. She keeps asking questions about everything that she doesn't know. Her mother was telling me that their flight was tomorrow evening. So she interrupts us, and asks, "What is an evening?" Her mother said, "When the sun sets and it gets dark, its...
    DropsOfRain DropsOfRain 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 6, 2015

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    My five year old has a cold.

    We've been really snugly. I asked her this morning, "love your mummy?" We smiled at each other and she said "yes." After a little pause she added..."but not as much as I love not being sick." Awwww LOL
    Faerylight Faerylight 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 7, 2015

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    Tallestdavid Tallestdavid 26-30, M 5 Responses Nov 2, 2015

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    The other day i was playing with my two year old

    and i randomly sneezed on him accidently and hes like "mom its raining" >.<
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    While playing on the Ipad,

    I heard seven-year old Blueberry mutter under her breath, "What the Obama!" I don't know where she learned that.
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Nov 20, 2015

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