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    So my mom's name is Eleanor

    and I have a 5 year old niece who she's raising and when she was three she was learning her abcs in head start and when she started to sing the alphabet she would do good until i where she would say "h I k ky Eleanor pees" then proceeded as normal she was so cute but now she...
    skie800 skie800 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    My 3 yo Little Girl; ''I beat you butt''

    Anytime I **** her off... ''Mommy you good, tasty mommy(while nodding head eating)'' Anytime I say the number 1, she has an uncontrollable urge to follow with 2, even when I'm not talking to her. ''OH, baby pig, I missed you, I love you'' (to the pigs and many of her toys if...
    FreewritingFreyja FreewritingFreyja 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 3, 2014

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    One day, 7-year old Blueberry had this question

    as she held a tablet. "Mommy, how do you search 'how to make your sister happy?'" Impressed, I asked her why she wants to make her sister happy. Her sister, 11-year old Raspberry, cut in. She said, "But you already made me happy, [Blueberry]. You made me laugh." I was...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Apr 4

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    Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

    Son: looks at me Me: looks at son Son: .... umm MOM!... these are the only feet I have! Me: Fair enough. Get in the car.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 14 Responses Mar 24

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    Jessie, a four-year old girl comes out of her

    room looking eccentric and playful, in a way that only kids can pull off. Wearing a plastic bucket for a hat, a blanket around her body and trailing behind her, and a small umbrella which she held like a cane, she passed me by at the dining hall without much regard. She...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 6

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    My wife, my two year old son

    and I visited our friends. They had become parents a little more than three months ago of a sweet little daughter named Michelle. Previously, Michelle was an easy-care and contented baby. But on the day of our visit she was plagued by the first signs of this very evil and...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to

    the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
    Bryson888 Bryson888 36-40, M 3 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    Years ago, not many years ago though,

    my son asked me if " there were light bulbs when I was a kid... "
    permagrin permagrin 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 16

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    I work at a Mexican restaurant

    even though I hate Mexican food This woman came in with her daughter and I brought over salsa and chips, the girl was probably 6ish and she asks "Is it spicy." So it's not, like not at all, so I reassured her that it wasn't and she looked at me skeptically, stuck out her pinky...
    redhouse97 redhouse97 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 21

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    My 4 year old goddaughter just came

    and slumped next to me. I looked at her concerned and she said "I hate boys" - She's so adorable lol xD
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21 13 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    "Why are you so beautiful?

    " Blueberry's grandfather jestingly asked her. Without skipping a beat, seven-year old Blueberry replied, "Partly because of the power of love."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Mar 1

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    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 17 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    So I babysit this 7 year old girl

    and she was playing outside yesterday and it had been about an hour and I asked if she was getting cold... Her answer "no silly, I recharge in the sun like a lizard"
    redhouse97 redhouse97 18-21, F Jan 24

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    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 10 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    Camouflage Camouflage 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    Their so innocent an honest.

    I just love to listen to little children.... it makes me forget my troubles for a little while
    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F Feb 18

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    My 4 year old "uhm Mommy?

    Does Santa come down this chimney?" I said "yep but only after you're asleep." He pondered for ten minutes and said "Mommy? I don't want that man coming into our house when I'm sleeping that is scary. Can you tell him to drop all my presents out front?" Lol. What? I guess we...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    With a thoughtful look,

    while hopping along towards his bed, my 6-year old says "Mmm..., I like hours better than minutes. Minutes are too short. And I like seconds even less..."
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 25

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    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    The Birds and the Bees.

    .. During March Break I took two of my children and three of their friends on an outdoor adventure. The kids were chatting and joking with each other, as we were hiking through the woods. Suddenly, my 10 yr-old daughter's friend walks up to me and asks, "Is it true that you can...
    Unjusted Unjusted 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 23, 2014

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    My ten year old, while we're watching a vet

    work on a cow on TV (The vet had to relieve trapped gas in the cow, had her lying on her side, and had basically passed a tube thru her side to let the gas out) "Oh my god, mom, I didn't know cow tummies farted like *that*!"
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 Mar 17

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    me and my girlfriend Jenna have 3 girls Katie

    who is 8 Jordan who is 7 and Alyssa she's a month old me and Jenna had to go to Atlanta to see her mom so my mom stayed with the girls so yesterday when my mom had to change Alyssa Katie asked my mom if she knew how to change a diaper my mom told her when your daddy was a baby...
    snugglebear13 snugglebear13 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    Gold, Common Sense and Fur...

    Gold, Fur and Common Sense  My husband and I had been happily (most of the time) married for five years, but hadn't been blessed with a baby.  ...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 28, 2007

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    My youngest clasped my hand firmly to his chest

    with both hands as he was falling asleep : "I like to sleep with you mami, you're so cuddly." <3
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    I heard six-year old Blueberry talking to her

    grandmother. She said, "I love you so much, grandma. Do you think you'll be able to hug my children?"
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Mar 5

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    Today I was referred to

    as "the Rapunzel lady". I'm a brunette, so it was agreed upon that I had cut my "magic hair" (it's still past my waist though, so according to her I deserved the title none the less). Personally, I would have gone with mermaid; when I get out of the shower, and my hair is...
    aintnoangel aintnoangel 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    While driving home tonight from work my son out

    of the blue informs me he wants me to marry an old man. As shocked and confused as I was I tried not to laugh and just simply replied back "An old man?" He said "Yes mom an old man with a cane" at this point I was wondering where in the world was this coming from. I asked him...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 8 Responses Mar 17

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    My bf and me were um busy the other night

    and we had forgot to lock his bedroom door. His 4 year old sister who hasn't quite got the knocking rule yet opened his door. We didn't notice until we hear a scream and her yelling "mommy mommy. Jake's hurting misty." I guess to a 4 year old a man on top of woman could look...
    sassygirl15 sassygirl15 13-15, F 7 Responses Mar 17

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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    Smilechik Smilechik 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    my niece who is 3 one day looked me in the face

    and called me Mr.Marshmallow, I have no idea why. Every time I see her now she keeps on added other types of food to my "title" such as Mr.Marshmallow Broccoli Jelly bean xD I always makes me smile :)
    jtran28 jtran28 16-17, M Apr 2

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    My son and I are in my car.

    .. We are riding and i pick on him (like normal.) I tell him.. I am going to make you laugh uncontrollably till you fart!!!! he said... "I will hold my bladder forEVER!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! UMMMM!!!! Yes.. "Lucy.. u gots some splaining to do!!!!!!!"
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 4 Responses Mar 17

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    Being surrounded by Kids most of the time,

    I get to know that their innocence lies not only in their words but in their actions as well. When one of my students (who is 4 and 1/2) instantly packed his bag and moved out of his place to head back to his home, I had to intervene and interrogate his little mind. I asked...
    hiddentears hiddentears 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    I have a 4 yr old neice living with me at home.

    She's gone out of potty traininer already and goes to toilet alone, but leaves the door open. As I was passing the hall I heard her cry out from the toilet, "C'mon poo poo! You can do it... Let's go!" Constipation has never been this hilarious. :p
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 7 Responses Jan 4

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    Little girl: "You remind me of a princess.

    " Me: "Aren't all girls princesses?" Little girl: "Does that mean that I can be your little princess sister?" It was so cute I wanted to melt into a puddle right at the moment.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 18

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    Conversation between my wife

    and then 3 year old daughter. Wife: Remind Mommy to leave the door unlocked for Santa Claus to deliver your and your brother's presents tonight. Daughter with eyes wide: You can't! Somebody is gonna come in here and kill us if you leave the door open! Wife: How about the...
    Valentindelapontes Valentindelapontes 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 22

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    Alfonso, a next door kid,

    was only six years old when his father Jonathan gave him a Spiderman costume for the holloween. Excitedly he asked his mom to help him put it on. His father and I were in a middle of a conversation at their home when he piped in, "Dad this Spiderman costume is damaged." To which...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 7

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    I was sitting with my 5 year old cousin

    and he said can we eat mexican? and I said why do you want Mexican and he sais Bc we are Mexican and we are but we don't eat most of this stuff
    an452002 an452002 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    hope1022 hope1022 22-25, M Apr 18

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    The other day my son asks his little sister

    (pre-k age) why she's so cute. She says "Because I was made for it."
    Geekynerdgirl Geekynerdgirl 36-40, F 4 Responses Apr 5

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    My cat, Charlie, passed away back in 2013 from

    kidney failure. His illness only lasted 3 days as he ate a poisonous mouse days earlier. We had him cremated and his ashes put in an urn which has an engraving of his name on top.... his urn is on a table next to window in my bedroom (aka his favourite sleeping place when he was...
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 13

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    My godson, who is 13 now,

    amazes me as a person, and always has. I sometimes tease him that he's channeling a little old man. He is very wise, and rarely loses his cool about anything. I was watching tv with him and his parents recently, and we saw a commercial for a show about young dancers. The leader...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 9 Responses Jan 10

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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 7 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    I asked my friends little brother "What is love?

    " He answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face" I laughed but then he added "Even after you left him alone all day"
    RebeccaMontero RebeccaMontero 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 7

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    Not cute so much as thought-provoking.

    Today my middle schooler told me that they aren't allowed to wear bandanas at school because gang members wear them. I said, "That's true. Some of them do." then Kaya said, "Yeah, but gang members wear pants too and we're still allowed to wear those." I love this girl! Oh, yeah...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Dec 4, 2014

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    Admit it. One day, I told 11-year old

    Raspberry that I think she was the one who forgot to place the milk carton back into the fridge and she should admit it. Raspberry carefully looked at me and said, "Why are you blaming me? Do you have any witnesses?" Umm... When did she even start talking like a lawyer? Do...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 2 Responses Mar 20

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