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    My 6-year old son: Mami,

    do you know why I can’t play Nintendo secretly? Do you know why? Me: Why? My son: Because the switch off button is too slow. If I’m in the middle of a game and you come in and see me, I can’t switch it off. Me: And then you’re 'caught in the red'. My son: No, in...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 3 Responses May 24, 2015

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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 7 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    My 3-year old niece is

    so curious about everything. She keeps asking questions about everything that she doesn't know. Her mother was telling me that their flight was tomorrow evening. So she interrupts us, and asks, "What is an evening?" Her mother said, "When the sun sets and it gets dark, its...
    DropsOfRain DropsOfRain 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 6, 2015

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    THEN there was the time my friends' six year old

    and I were watching a black and white movie at their home and he asked me, "Was everything black and white like that when you were small ?"
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 8 Responses Aug 30, 2015

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    Niece: *giggles Me: What's

    so funny? Niece: When our plane goes up and down, my tummy tickles.
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F Nov 2, 2015

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    We run a daycare and this 2 year old had a

    mouth of a sailor. He heard these words from his crazy mom who would cuss at the dad day and night. What makes this cute is that he has NO idea what hes saying so when you tell him "dont say that!" he goes "why b***h?" and when hes happy he goes "F***K yeah!" But when he got in...
    ChelseyMonique ChelseyMonique 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 4, 2015

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    "I'm studying!" six-year old Blueberry insists

    as she stares into a book and avoids a chore. When checked what she was studying, the book was upside down.
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Nov 9, 2015

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    BLUEBERRY'S DARKEST SECRET I

    once asked 8-year old Blueberry's her darkest secret and she said she once only pretended to be answering their seat work in class. Aww...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Jan 19

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    "You should learn how to be a Mommy,

    " my daughter, 8-year old Blueberry advised me. "Go search it on the internet."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Jan 12

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    While playing on the Ipad,

    I heard seven-year old Blueberry mutter under her breath, "What the Obama!" I don't know where she learned that.
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Nov 20, 2015

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    So I am driving home tonight

    after picking up my kids from school the windows are down and the music is up. We are all three singing along. Then my son asked me to turn the radio down. I glance back and he has this very deep in thought look upon his face as if he is quite perplexed about something. I roll...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 7 Responses May 4, 2015

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    I was in the toilet when I overheard 11-year

    old Raspberry answer my phone. Raspberry: Hello? ... No, she has an important meeting in the toilet. You can talk to the Vice-President of the toilet instead, Blueberry! I then hear 8-year old Blueberry's voice. Blueberry: Hellllloooo..... This is the Vice-President of the...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 4 Responses Jan 12

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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    My niece said she is a doctor

    when she got her doctor clothes on. So cute :)
    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 25, 2015

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    The other day i was playing with my two year old

    and i randomly sneezed on him accidently and hes like "mom its raining" >.<
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    "Why won't you believe me?

    " 11-year old Raspberry complained. "Is it because of grandma?" She continues. "Don't you know seniors lie?"
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 2 Responses Jan 14

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    My 4 year old goddaughter just came

    and slumped next to me. I looked at her concerned and she said "I hate boys" - She's so adorable lol xD
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21, F 12 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    Feeling my patience wavering

    while tutoring 7-year old Blueberry, I told her: "Analyze the problem!" She looked at me and said, "What does analyze mean?"
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Dec 9, 2015

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    Dropping my four year old off at daycare today

    he said "I won't miss you today Mommy cause you always come back" I think he was really thinking about how he's going to miss me. He's so cute.
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    We're Prostitutes!!!

    We were a large family 5 kids and we had just sat down for our first cobbled together meal after moving to California, nothing to speak of was unpacked and we had just converted to Protestants as well. There was all the usual jabbering going on and my Mom sensing the youngest...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 28 Responses Sep 24, 2007

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    My 4 year old "uhm Mommy?

    Does Santa come down this chimney?" I said "yep but only after you're asleep." He pondered for ten minutes and said "Mommy? I don't want that man coming into our house when I'm sleeping that is scary. Can you tell him to drop all my presents out front?" Lol. What? I guess we...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

    Son: looks at me Me: looks at son Son: .... umm MOM!... these are the only feet I have! Me: Fair enough. Get in the car.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 12 Responses Mar 24, 2015

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    My youngest clasped my hand firmly to his chest

    with both hands as he was falling asleep : "I like to sleep with you mami, you're so cuddly." <3
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    Before moving from NY to Hong Kong,

    a 9 years old girl, whom I know and love since she was born, told me: "since you work for a place with a ferry boat, you can take the ferry and visit me in Hong Kong any time you want". I work in Jersey City. Sweet and sour moment. Laugh and tears.
    elstillstanding elstillstanding 46-50, M Oct 28, 2015

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    I used to babysit two girls,

    one 9-year-old and one 6-year-old. One time, the 9-year-old asked me, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "I want to be a teacher." They were both like, "Wow, that's the best job ever!!!!" I asked them, "Oh, why is that?" The 6-year-old said, "Because when you're...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 24, 2015

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    I was texting my friend

    and when got asked if they had replied, I called out, "She's kinda irresponsive atm..." Little toddler behind walked up, shook her head and said, "TEACH HER!" It took 5 minutes to understand what she was trying to tell me, turns out she thought 'irresponsive' was another...
    iVoice iVoice 16-17, F Dec 30, 2015

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    okay, this is about my four years old little

    daughter :) Two days ago, my wife was visiting my mother, next door and then my little daughter (4 yrs old) followed her and went straight to her, "I didn't eat chocolate like my brother", she said.. My wife just smiled and didn't say anything... 2 min later, my other daughter...
    meemo70 meemo70 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 12

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    Uh, so I stepped on a nail earlier today

    while walking to an icebox in my garage. It went all the way through my foot. Lol. My son walks over, grabs my foot, looks at it, and says to me with most serious tone of voice, "Why didn't you tell me you're Jesus?" Lmfaooo he was so mad that I didn't tell him hahaha. I was in...
    chickenstrips chickenstrips 18-21, M 5 Responses Dec 17, 2015

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    I asked my friends little brother "What is love?

    " He answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face" I laughed but then he added "Even after you left him alone all day"
    BeautifulDayDream BeautifulDayDream 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 7, 2015

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    WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE? After watching an

    episode on Disney's Evil Queens, I asked my eight-year old Blueberry which one's her favorite evil queen. She answers, "It's you."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Dec 28, 2015

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    So I had a cake. The family was gathered

    and smiles in anticipation. My daughter (6yr) peals the sticker label, that shuts the cake lid closed. So she smiles as she opens with such care. She then looks at me and says, "Mom, I wanted to help you cause you do so much work all day." Lesson: Help is help no matter...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Sep 30, 2015

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    "My teacher's hardcore!

    " 8-year old Blueberry complains. "Why?" I ask. "Our assignment is from page 32 to 40!" :)
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Jan 26

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    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 17 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    My family was talking about our phones.

    My 15 year old brother was saying that he has only had two phones in his life. A flip phone and a slider. Then my 8 year old brother said I bet dads first phone was a brick.
    POTSforever POTSforever 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 12, 2015

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    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    A little boy when he was 4 years old

    and I was walking behind him and his little friend in a park, told him: "he can lift a 15 feet house from here to Alaska" when his friend asked who was I. Pretty big shoes to fill. He is now 12 and maybe the house and the distance got smaller but he still thinks that I "can fix...
    elstillstanding elstillstanding 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 4, 2015

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    My godson, who is 13 now,

    amazes me as a person, and always has. I sometimes tease him that he's channeling a little old man. He is very wise, and rarely loses his cool about anything. I was watching tv with him and his parents recently, and we saw a commercial for a show about young dancers. The leader...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2015

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    Tallestdavid Tallestdavid 26-30, M 5 Responses Nov 2, 2015

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    I was tutoring a four year old at my house

    and he told me my cat looks like a loaf of bread! Now that I look at her she kinda does...
    RachelDare RachelDare 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 9, 2015

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    Jessie, a four-year old girl comes out of her

    room looking eccentric and playful, in a way that only kids can pull off. Wearing a plastic bucket for a hat, a blanket around her body and trailing behind her, and a small umbrella which she held like a cane, she passed me by at the dining hall without much regard. She...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 6, 2015

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    My 2 year old boy has been learning to count

    and a few songs and we've been practicing "twinkle twinkle little star." i'm a single mom, not with my sons dad but i still tell my son about him and show him pictures of him and stuff, his dads nick name is twinkey so i told my son his dads name was twinkey. After new years we...
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 56-60, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    "Which cuddly toy do you want to bring to the

    nursery tomorrow to show it to your teachers and the other children, my sweetie?"I asked my 4 year old son just before I put him to bed.Undecided, he looked at the two little teddy bears and the big rabbit sitting on his shelf. My son had no favorite stuffed animal at...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 8 Responses Feb 14, 2015

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    A couple days ago a little girl came up to me

    out of nowhere, pulled on my sleeve and said: "Excuse me, are you Rapunzel?" As someone with long hair who happens to LOVE Disney, that just brightened up my week.
    potatobasket potatobasket 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 29, 2015

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    My 4 year old brother said

    that his n*pples were "buttons"
    leadmenot leadmenot 18-21, F Dec 15, 2015

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