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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    Important sidenote: in Dutch 'old' is 'oud'

    and 'parents' is 'ouders'. I read in a notebook that my brother and mom were sorting post. He put a letter saying 'to the parents of Raymond' on the reclame pile. When my mother told him that it was a letter for mom and dad, he said surprised: but you guys aren't old...!?
    Annelina Annelina 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    Yesterday when I was driving home from target.

    Mariah: mommy make me cold. Me: What?? Mariah: make me cold. Me: your cold?? Mariah: No make me cold I'm hot. And another time there was a big storm outside and Aria cames up to me and goes. "Wheres daddy he needs to fix that". And when I was at the doctors getting an...
    XxCharlottexX XxCharlottexX 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    so I am going to the bathroom in my master

    bathroom, and I have 4 kids and a dog barge in on me, the kids ask, "what are you doing," I answer, "getting away from you." No place is sacred with kids around.
    tiffsica tiffsica 46-50, F 1 Response May 7

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    Lol so true -_- Right?

    Lol right or left sides right
    swaged104 swaged104 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    My son made me squeal with amusement: "Mami,

    why is Ursula in the Ketchup?" Me: "I dunno. ... She didn't want to be in the mustard?" "No. She's looking for her Heinz." Me: "*Aaaw* That's so sweet!" I LOVE my pride & joy.
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F Jul 10

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    My godson, who is 13 now,

    amazes me as a person, and always has. I sometimes tease him that he's channeling a little old man. He is very wise, and rarely loses his cool about anything. I was watching tv with him and his parents recently, and we saw a commercial for a show about young dancers. The leader...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    I had to take my kids to work with me today,

    (it was an interesting day to say the least) I turn to them before we get out of the car and say to them " You two better be on your best behavior today, do you hear me?" My son chuckles and with his eyebrow raised he says "Yes mom, of course we hear you, because we have ears...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 2 Responses May 26

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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 7 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    Some friends were on vacation in Maine,

    and while watching fireworks heard their small son say, "Oh, God!" The father quickly cautioned his son, "Please don't speak the Lord's name in vain." The boy nodded but obviously mis-heard, because he asked quietly, "Is it OK if I speak his name back in Minnesota?"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    My five year old has a cold.

    We've been really snugly. I asked her this morning, "love your mummy?" We smiled at each other and she said "yes." After a little pause she added..."but not as much as I love not being sick." Awwww LOL
    Faerylight Faerylight 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 7

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    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    A Sunday school teacher asked her second graders

    if anyone knew another name for God. She was picturing answers like 'Lord' or 'Almighty'. After a long moment of silence a little boy raised his hand and said, "Howard." "Howard?" replied the confused teacher. "You know," continued the boy, "Howard be thy name."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jun 20

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    About a week or so ago my adorable second

    cousin, Aurora(she is 1), was on my bed and I asked her, "what are you doing?" And she replied "pickles and cheese!!" I could stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes.
    kaylilin kaylilin 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Not cute so much as thought-provoking.

    Today my middle schooler told me that they aren't allowed to wear bandanas at school because gang members wear them. I said, "That's true. Some of them do." then Kaya said, "Yeah, but gang members wear pants too and we're still allowed to wear those." I love this girl! Oh, yeah...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Dec 4, 2014

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    My wife, my two year old son

    and I visited our friends. They had become parents a little more than three months ago of a sweet little daughter named Michelle. Previously, Michelle was an easy-care and contented baby. But on the day of our visit she was plagued by the first signs of this very evil and...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 3 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    My 8 year old nephew overheard a conversation I

    was having one of my friends who happens to be a lesbian. (We were talking about her anniversary and how she celebrated it with her partner.) My nephew says to her... I heard you celebrated tour anniversary with your girlfriend the other day. So cool. Happy anniversary. By the...
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 7

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    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 10 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 17 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    So I am driving home tonight

    after picking up my kids from school the windows are down and the music is up. We are all three singing along. Then my son asked me to turn the radio down. I glance back and he has this very deep in thought look upon his face as if he is quite perplexed about something. I roll...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 8 Responses May 4

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    Dropping my four year old off at daycare today

    he said "I won't miss you today Mommy cause you always come back" I think he was really thinking about how he's going to miss me. He's so cute.
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    My daughter Lily and I are watching Spongebob

    together. I laughed really hard at something. I said "I like this stuff way more than any adult should. She said "You're not an adult, you're a weird teenager. Wait, a toddler, I'm a kid, you act younger than me." I actually thought the weird teenager thing made more sense.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to

    the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    "Mom, you have butt boobs" This was a whole

    conversation, I have butt boobs, I have big boobs, he has little boobs, I call him Pudge so I told him he has poobs, lol. Oh the joys in life :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 28

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    Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

    Son: looks at me Me: looks at son Son: .... umm MOM!... these are the only feet I have! Me: Fair enough. Get in the car.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 14 Responses Mar 24

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    While driving home tonight from work my son out

    of the blue informs me he wants me to marry an old man. As shocked and confused as I was I tried not to laugh and just simply replied back "An old man?" He said "Yes mom an old man with a cane" at this point I was wondering where in the world was this coming from. I asked him...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 8 Responses Mar 17

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    A little two year old boy wakes his father in

    the middle of the night saying "Papa, papa, it's hot..!" while frothing at the mouth... His father, thinking nothing much of it, gives him a bit of water and sends him back to bed. Later on during the night, his father gets up to grab something from the fridge and what does he...
    sweet7sephora sweet7sephora 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    My 4 year old goddaughter just came

    and slumped next to me. I looked at her concerned and she said "I hate boys" - She's so adorable lol xD
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21, F 13 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    I asked my friends little brother "What is love?

    " He answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face" I laughed but then he added "Even after you left him alone all day"
    BeautifulDayDream BeautifulDayDream 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 7

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    Me and my 3 year old (at the time) brother

    were going downstairs. He had hot wheels cars in his hands. He dropped them, stopped on the stair and went "awe sh!t."
    bingbongtingtongg bingbongtingtongg 18-21, F 1 Response May 28

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    I think this is the most adorable video ever!

    :))) https://www.facebook.com/deepmoney/videos/660068214075657/
    Shamdee Shamdee 26-30 May 14

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    I work at a Mexican restaurant

    even though I hate Mexican food This woman came in with her daughter and I brought over salsa and chips, the girl was probably 6ish and she asks "Is it spicy." So it's not, like not at all, so I reassured her that it wasn't and she looked at me skeptically, stuck out her pinky...
    redhouse97 redhouse97 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 21

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    Heh I got this online,

    but I thought It was worth sharing.
    headphoneson headphoneson 16-17, F 4 Responses May 13

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    I love children no matter how much trouble they

    can get into they are still cute
    trapqueen0313 trapqueen0313 13-15 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Adorable

    My little 5 year old is sick, and out of nowhere he looked at me a little while ago and said ''mommy, when I die and I become a baby again, you be sure you pick me, because I love you so much and nobody can take care of me like you do.'' You should have seen me smiling, ear to...
    JennMomof4 JennMomof4 31-35, F 6 Responses Jun 23, 2013

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    My youngest clasped my hand firmly to his chest

    with both hands as he was falling asleep : "I like to sleep with you mami, you're so cuddly." <3
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    Chaos

    We were picking my baby (5) up from pre-school today when the teacher approached us and told us how wonderful our little boy is - that he played with another child who had no playmate. This is the second of our three in the school that this teacher has had, and she told us "all...
    ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80 46-50, M 12 Responses Nov 20, 2013

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    Sometimes children say the cutest things!

    But most of the time they're talking to demons in there bedrooms with all the lights off. Then they start saying creepy ****, while walking on the ceiling covered in blood. 😊
    ThaniXD ThaniXD 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    My 4 year old "uhm Mommy?

    Does Santa come down this chimney?" I said "yep but only after you're asleep." He pondered for ten minutes and said "Mommy? I don't want that man coming into our house when I'm sleeping that is scary. Can you tell him to drop all my presents out front?" Lol. What? I guess we...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    My 6-year old son: Mami,

    do you know why I can’t play Nintendo secretly? Do you know why? Me: Why? My son: Because the switch off button is too slow. If I’m in the middle of a game and you come in and see me, I can’t switch it off. Me: And then you’re 'caught in the red'. My son: No, in...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 3 Responses May 24

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    So this is what my little sister said today

    (she's like almost 3): "Isaiah bad. Isaiah go in fire pit." And when I was driving in the car and I stopped at the stop sign she said: "Get out. Walk."
    Knixveus5 Knixveus5 18-21, M May 15

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    so my daughter goes go camp.

    she said her teacher told her she the boss and my daughter said no u not God the boss of me. mind you she is only 4
    raebaybrown raebaybrown 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 7

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    Jessie, a four-year old girl comes out of her

    room looking eccentric and playful, in a way that only kids can pull off. Wearing a plastic bucket for a hat, a blanket around her body and trailing behind her, and a small umbrella which she held like a cane, she passed me by at the dining hall without much regard. She...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 6

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    We're Prostitutes!!!

    We were a large family 5 kids and we had just sat down for our first cobbled together meal after moving to California, nothing to speak of was unpacked and we had just converted to Protestants as well. There was all the usual jabbering going on and my Mom sensing the youngest...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 28 Responses Sep 24, 2007

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    Every time my 5 year old cousin comes over,

    the first thing she does is run over and lift the back of my shirt up and looks at my back. So today, I asked her why she kept doing that, and she said: "So I can say hi to the unicorn." I asked her what unicorn she was talking about, and she ran out the room. She came back with...
    Waffl3s Waffl3s 13-15 4 Responses May 6

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