I Think Kids Say the Cutest Things

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    I was at the supermarket

    and this little boy was staring at me so I said hi and smiled. He kept staring at me shocked. Then he turned around and asked his mother "Angels can talk?" and pointed at me. And that's how he melted my heart.
    BlanquiMoon BlanquiMoon
    16-17, F
    7 Responses Mar 15

    My family was talking about our phones.

    My 15 year old brother was saying that he has only had two phones in his life. A flip phone and a slider. Then my 8 year old brother said I bet dads first phone was a brick.
    POTSforever POTSforever
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 12, 2015

    My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to

    the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Dec 17, 2014

    WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE? After watching an

    episode on Disney's Evil Queens, I asked my eight-year old Blueberry which one's her favorite evil queen. She answers, "It's you."
    mareliberum mareliberum
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 28, 2015

    "My teacher's hardcore!

    " 8-year old Blueberry complains. "Why?" I ask. "Our assignment is from page 32 to 40!" :)
    mareliberum mareliberum
    26-30
    Jan 26

    Nothing like a child telling you he can't go to

    school over a papercut size cut on his knees. I had to remind him that where I come from, soldiers got shot one day, back to the battlefield the next. just slap a bandaid on that scrap and get your butt to school. He always tells me I remind him of my past too much. Bless his...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 7

    We run a daycare and this 2 year old had a

    mouth of a sailor. He heard these words from his crazy mom who would cuss at the dad day and night. What makes this cute is that he has NO idea what hes saying so when you tell him "dont say that!" he goes "why b***h?" and when hes happy he goes "F***K yeah!" But when he got in...
    ChelseyMonique ChelseyMonique
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 4, 2015

    My youngest clasped my hand firmly to his chest

    with both hands as he was falling asleep : "I like to sleep with you mami, you're so cuddly." <3
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Dec 30, 2014

    The other day i was playing with my two year old

    and i randomly sneezed on him accidently and hes like "mom its raining" >.<
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 10

    my three year old niece was telling a story

    but it wasn't about anything it was just random gibberish. it went on for at least 5 minutes! we all thought it was cute and funny lol.
    Niceguy890 Niceguy890
    26-30, M
    Mar 19

    While driving home tonight from work my son out

    of the blue informs me he wants me to marry an old man. As shocked and confused as I was I tried not to laugh and just simply replied back "An old man?" He said "Yes mom an old man with a cane" at this point I was wondering where in the world was this coming from. I asked him...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Mar 17, 2015

    My nephew knows that I'm going on a mission

    trip to Haiti to help the orphaned children. He knows what orphans means. This morning a group of us from church held a block party for a community that houses foster children. We brought out a box full of toys to give away and my nephew tried to creep his way into the line to...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 12

    My niece said she is a doctor

    when she got her doctor clothes on. So cute :)
    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Dec 25, 2015

    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

    I used to babysit two girls,

    one 9-year-old and one 6-year-old. One time, the 9-year-old asked me, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "I want to be a teacher." They were both like, "Wow, that's the best job ever!!!!" I asked them, "Oh, why is that?" The 6-year-old said, "Because when you're...
    Boulier Boulier
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 24, 2015

    I asked my friends little brother "What is love?

    " He answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face" I laughed but then he added "Even after you left him alone all day"
    BeautifulDayDream BeautifulDayDream
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 7, 2015

    My 2 year old boy has been learning to count

    and a few songs and we've been practicing "twinkle twinkle little star." i'm a single mom, not with my sons dad but i still tell my son about him and show him pictures of him and stuff, his dads nick name is twinkey so i told my son his dads name was twinkey. After new years we...
    Cchubbyy Cchubbyy
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 10

    Feeling my patience wavering

    while tutoring 7-year old Blueberry, I told her: "Analyze the problem!" She looked at me and said, "What does analyze mean?"
    mareliberum mareliberum
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 9, 2015

    My 6-year old son: Mami,

    do you know why I can’t play Nintendo secretly? Do you know why? Me: Why? My son: Because the switch off button is too slow. If I’m in the middle of a game and you come in and see me, I can’t switch it off. Me: And then you’re 'caught in the red'. My son: No, in...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767
    46-50, F
    2 Responses May 24, 2015

    Alfonso, a next door kid,

    was only six years old when his father Jonathan gave him a Spiderman costume for the holloween. Excitedly he asked his mom to help him put it on. His father and I were in a middle of a conversation at their home when he piped in, "Dad this Spiderman costume is damaged." To which...
    bloodempress bloodempress
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 7, 2015

    Tonight driving home from picking up my son,

    Peanut (4yrs old) says to her big brother " oh bubba I missed you so much, you are my bestest buddy" in the cutest voice it just melted my heart Love my sweet kids :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 28, 2015

    My 4 year old brother said

    that his n*pples were "buttons"
    leadmenot leadmenot
    18-21, F
    Dec 15, 2015

    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight
    41-45, M
    7 Responses Oct 22, 2013

    BLUEBERRY'S DARKEST SECRET I

    once asked 8-year old Blueberry's her darkest secret and she said she once only pretended to be answering their seat work in class. Aww...
    mareliberum mareliberum
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 19

    I love talking to kids.

    At a relatives' house for a family dinner and engaged in a conversation with my 8 year-old cousin. Me: You don't have school tomorrow, do you? (It's a public holiday) Him: Nope! Me: Why? Him: It's a holiday! Me: Yes, but do you know why is it a holiday? What day is it...
    VioletVivid VioletVivid
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 22

    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

    My 4 year old nephew walked in the house today

    saying "Whew, it was a rough day, I need a hot bath". Hahaha....yes, preschool is so hard.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Mar 11

    I was tutoring a four year old at my house

    and he told me my cat looks like a loaf of bread! Now that I look at her she kinda does...
    RachelDare RachelDare
    16-17
    1 Response Dec 9, 2015

    Today morning,while my little angel was leaving

    for school wake me up and said "love you too chachu" for the first time when i always used to tell her "love you bacha",that made me feel so happy and her little and cute voice which i love always :-)
    lovelyguy143333 lovelyguy143333
    26-30, M
    Mar 15

    Jessie, a four-year old girl comes out of her

    room looking eccentric and playful, in a way that only kids can pull off. Wearing a plastic bucket for a hat, a blanket around her body and trailing behind her, and a small umbrella which she held like a cane, she passed me by at the dining hall without much regard. She...
    bloodempress bloodempress
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jan 6, 2015

    We're Prostitutes!!!

    We were a large family 5 kids and we had just sat down for our first cobbled together meal after moving to California, nothing to speak of was unpacked and we had just converted to Protestants as well. There was all the usual jabbering going on and my Mom sensing the youngest...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518
    56-60, M
    26 Responses Sep 24, 2007

    So I had a cake. The family was gathered

    and smiles in anticipation. My daughter (6yr) peals the sticker label, that shuts the cake lid closed. So she smiles as she opens with such care. She then looks at me and says, "Mom, I wanted to help you cause you do so much work all day." Lesson: Help is help no matter...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Sep 30, 2015

    Just today a little girl came to me

    and said, "my nose not working", it was adorable! I almost fell over in laughter!
    Reay2002 Reay2002
    16-17, F
    Mar 2

    questions to my kids age 6

    and 9 Age: 6 and 9 1. What is something Mummy always says to you? 6- the nick name only I call her 9- I love you 2. What makes Mummy happy? 6- playing with her children 9- me ?? 3. What makes Mummy sad? 6- when people say things about you 9- when we fight 4. How does Mummy...
    Missjayne1 Missjayne1
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 22

    Kid: "Daddy, why were you

    and Mommy playing leap-frog last night? And how come you couldn't leap over her? Mommy kept cheering your name. And why weren't you all wearing any clothes? After a while you screamed like you hurt yourself. I got scared. Dad: "Eat your waffles"
    bigunsatx bigunsatx
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Mar 19

    My 4 year old "uhm Mommy?

    Does Santa come down this chimney?" I said "yep but only after you're asleep." He pondered for ten minutes and said "Mommy? I don't want that man coming into our house when I'm sleeping that is scary. Can you tell him to drop all my presents out front?" Lol. What? I guess we...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Dec 24, 2014

    Kid: Mom ,what's in your stomach?

    Mother: your baby sister! kid: you love her? mother:very much! kid: Why did you eat her ! . LOL ..thaaat kid !
    claninzx claninzx
    18-21, F
    Jan 4

    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Dec 17, 2014

    Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

    Son: looks at me Me: looks at son Son: .... umm MOM!... these are the only feet I have! Me: Fair enough. Get in the car.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester
    41-45, F
    8 Responses Mar 24, 2015

    My godson, who is 13 now,

    amazes me as a person, and always has. I sometimes tease him that he's channeling a little old man. He is very wise, and rarely loses his cool about anything. I was watching tv with him and his parents recently, and we saw a commercial for a show about young dancers. The leader...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Jan 10, 2015

    this little girl asked me how old I was

    and I told her I was 26 and she said wow that's a lot lololol ?? XD
    Niceguy890 Niceguy890
    26-30, M
    Feb 9

    I was in the toilet when I overheard 11-year

    old Raspberry answer my phone. Raspberry: Hello? ... No, she has an important meeting in the toilet. You can talk to the Vice-President of the toilet instead, Blueberry! I then hear 8-year old Blueberry's voice. Blueberry: Hellllloooo..... This is the Vice-President of the...
    mareliberum mareliberum
    26-30
    3 Responses Jan 12

    I have a 4 yr old neice living with me at home.

    She's gone out of potty traininer already and goes to toilet alone, but leaves the door open. As I was passing the hall I heard her cry out from the toilet, "C'mon poo poo! You can do it... Let's go!" Constipation has never been this hilarious. :p
    bloodempress bloodempress
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jan 4, 2015

    My 4 year old goddaughter just came

    and slumped next to me. I looked at her concerned and she said "I hate boys" - She's so adorable lol xD
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty
    18-21, F
    10 Responses Dec 28, 2014

    THEN there was the time my friends' six year old

    and I were watching a black and white movie at their home and he asked me, "Was everything black and white like that when you were small ?"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Aug 30, 2015

    I was texting my friend

    and when got asked if they had replied, I called out, "She's kinda irresponsive atm..." Little toddler behind walked up, shook her head and said, "TEACH HER!" It took 5 minutes to understand what she was trying to tell me, turns out she thought 'irresponsive' was another...
    iVoice iVoice
    18-21, F
    Dec 30, 2015

    So I am driving home tonight

    after picking up my kids from school the windows are down and the music is up. We are all three singing along. Then my son asked me to turn the radio down. I glance back and he has this very deep in thought look upon his face as if he is quite perplexed about something. I roll...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77
    31-35, F
    5 Responses May 4, 2015

    Dropping my four year old off at daycare today

    he said "I won't miss you today Mommy cause you always come back" I think he was really thinking about how he's going to miss me. He's so cute.
    Jennerrous Jennerrous
    36-40, F
    10 Responses Dec 15, 2014

    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2
    36-40, F
    15 Responses Nov 10, 2013

    I love my godson, 13 now,

    will be 14 this year---amazing how quickly the time has passed. He's white---mother's Irish, father's Cherokee and Irish, he has his father's dark eyes and hair, his mother's porcelain skin. My friends, his parents are wonderful, loving people and he is truly their child. He...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Aug 6, 2015
    chrisjay2k16 chrisjay2k16
    26-30, T
    Mar 30

    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight
    41-45, M
    9 Responses Sep 29, 2014

    "Why won't you believe me?

    " 11-year old Raspberry complained. "Is it because of grandma?" She continues. "Don't you know seniors lie?"
    mareliberum mareliberum
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 14

    My 3-year old niece is

    so curious about everything. She keeps asking questions about everything that she doesn't know. Her mother was telling me that their flight was tomorrow evening. So she interrupts us, and asks, "What is an evening?" Her mother said, "When the sun sets and it gets dark, its...
    DropsOfRain DropsOfRain
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 6, 2015

    okay, this is about my four years old little

    daughter :) Two days ago, my wife was visiting my mother, next door and then my little daughter (4 yrs old) followed her and went straight to her, "I didn't eat chocolate like my brother", she said.. My wife just smiled and didn't say anything... 2 min later, my other daughter...
    meemo70 meemo70
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jan 12

    "You should learn how to be a Mommy,

    " my daughter, 8-year old Blueberry advised me. "Go search it on the internet."
    mareliberum mareliberum
    26-30
    Jan 12

    I have blonde hair and my roots have started to

    kick in. So I'm just sitting in the living room with my niece and .. Niece: auntie, you need a haircut. Me: Whaaat? Why? Niece: Uh because the top of your head is black and doesn't match the rest of your hair. *giggles* Me: :( She's only 3.
    lorraine171 lorraine171
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 10, 2015

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