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I Think Kids Say the Cutest Things

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    Little girl: "You remind me of a princess.

    " Me: "Aren't all girls princesses?" Little girl: "Does that mean that I can be your little princess sister?" It was so cute I wanted to melt into a puddle right at the moment.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 18

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    I asked my friends little brother "What is love?

    " He answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face" I laughed but then he added "Even after you left him alone all day"
    RebeccaMontero RebeccaMontero 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 7

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    I'm an assistant teacher

    and this happened at my kindy today. The teacher was teaching them LETTERLAND and she asked "What starts with the letter 'a'? I'll give you a clue. Allig-" "Elephant!" My adorable students x'D
    StarsxSunsets StarsxSunsets 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 13

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    While my aunt was tucking my little cousin in,

    she said that I remind her of ice cream and that she loves ice cream.
    Alfalfaloof Alfalfaloof 13-15, M Jan 25

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    My 4 year old "uhm Mommy?

    Does Santa come down this chimney?" I said "yep but only after you're asleep." He pondered for ten minutes and said "Mommy? I don't want that man coming into our house when I'm sleeping that is scary. Can you tell him to drop all my presents out front?" Lol. What? I guess we...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    Their so innocent an honest.

    I just love to listen to little children.... it makes me forget my troubles for a little while
    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F Feb 18

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    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 11 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    A few days ago, while thoroughly drying his feet

    after a bath, I had been telling my youngest how sometimes people can get skin fungus between their toes if they don't wash and dry their feet properly and why it's important to take good care of one's hygiene. At bedtime, as he was settling down for the night, he suddenly...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 6 Responses Jan 12

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    Perfect Solution...

    A good friend was recently sharing some memories from her second pregnancy; she also has a son, who was three at the time. One day near the end of her pregnancy, the baby was very, very active, and she was trying to cope with her discomfort without alarming the little boy...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 8 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    My friends niece couldn't say ibuprofen,

    she calls it I-B-Poopin. She was 5 or 6 at the time.
    auggie1971 auggie1971 41-45, M Jan 25

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    Dropping my four year old off at daycare today

    he said "I won't miss you today Mommy cause you always come back" I think he was really thinking about how he's going to miss me. He's so cute.
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 10 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    Lol so while I was babysitting my little

    brother we were watching tv and all of a sudden he just randomly says "you smell pretty!" 😂 haha I was like awe
    netflixfoodwifi netflixfoodwifi 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 17

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    A five year old boy listens with immense

    concentration to his three year old cousin who is blabbering away earnestly. Then after the tirade is over, he turns to his father and says: "I don't understand what he's saying."
    rabinafrost rabinafrost 18-21, F Jan 19

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    What Are Computers? Today seven year old

    Blueberry learned about computers in school. When we got home, we asked her to explain what computers are. She says, "It's the prophecy of softwares and hardwares."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Jan 13

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    Gold, Common Sense and Fur...

    Gold, Fur and Common Sense  My husband and I had been happily (most of the time) married for five years, but hadn't been blessed with a baby.  ...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 28, 2007

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    So my mom's name is Eleanor

    and I have a 5 year old niece who she's raising and when she was three she was learning her abcs in head start and when she started to sing the alphabet she would do good until i where she would say "h I k ky Eleanor pees" then proceeded as normal she was so cute but now she...
    skie800 skie800 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    We were having dinner at my grandparents' house,

    and my little cousin was asking us silly questions, she asked 'why did the shop close when the rope broke and the kids couldn't get any cotton candy?' And we were all guessing some random guesses, and she kept saying no. My grandmother wasn't paying attention, she was like 'pass...
    LifeOnAThread LifeOnAThread 18-21, F Jan 30

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    "Why are you so beautiful?

    " Blueberry's grandfather jestingly asked her. Without skipping a beat, seven-year old Blueberry replied, "Partly because of the power of love."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response 2 days ago

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    My 10 year old cousin sent me a voice message

    on viber of him singing a song about how he'd fallen in love with someone's eyes. So I asked him who's eyes have you fallen in love with? And he said yours. How adorable
    Mahsa99 Mahsa99 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 23

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    goodnites1011 goodnites1011 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    Not cute so much as thought-provoking.

    Today my middle schooler told me that they aren't allowed to wear bandanas at school because gang members wear them. I said, "That's true. Some of them do." then Kaya said, "Yeah, but gang members wear pants too and we're still allowed to wear those." I love this girl! Oh, yeah...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Dec 4, 2014

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    My 4 year old goddaughter just came

    and slumped next to me. I looked at her concerned and she said "I hate boys" - She's so adorable lol xD
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21 14 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    My friends grandson thought asking

    for "Hand Sanitizer" was too much for him to say so he created his own word "Hanitizer"
    auggie1971 auggie1971 41-45, M Jan 25

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    *me holding my 11 month old sister

    and she pinches me* me:"ouch! girl dont you dear pinch me i will win this fight." my 2 year old brother:"michelle is not a girl!!!!!!.......shes a baby"
    andylovesyou23 andylovesyou23 13-15, M 2 Responses Jan 25

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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 8 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    one Sunday, my 7 year old brother is sitting in

    his Sunday school class that I happened to volunteer for. I ask the kids if they wanna hear a story, but they wanna hear a joke instead. I told them I couldn't remember any good ones and my little brother shouts "2 peanuts are walking down the street, ones pregnant and the other...
    dksl14 dksl14 18-21, M Jan 25

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    Jessie, a four-year old girl comes out of her

    room looking eccentric and playful, in a way that only kids can pull off. Wearing a plastic bucket for a hat, a blanket around her body and trailing behind her, and a small umbrella which she held like a cane, she passed me by at the dining hall without much regard. She...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 6

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    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 17 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    I have a 4 yr old neice living with me at home.

    She's gone out of potty traininer already and goes to toilet alone, but leaves the door open. As I was passing the hall I heard her cry out from the toilet, "C'mon poo poo! You can do it... Let's go!" Constipation has never been this hilarious. :p
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 6 Responses Jan 4

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    I love my cousins to bits,

    especially little two year old Elisa. We call her Ellie Belly as a nickname :P Today Ellie Belly bumped into the wall as she always bumps into things...Bang! All heads turn to her and wait for an 'ouch!' or a quiet sob but instead Ellie looks intently at the wall and brightly...
    peacekeeper15 peacekeeper15 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    My youngest clasped my hand firmly to his chest

    with both hands as he was falling asleep : "I like to sleep with you mami, you're so cuddly." <3
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    Alfonso, a next door kid,

    was only six years old when his father Jonathan gave him a Spiderman costume for the holloween. Excitedly he asked his mom to help him put it on. His father and I were in a middle of a conversation at their home when he piped in, "Dad this Spiderman costume is damaged." To which...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 6 Responses Jan 7

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    My godson, who is 13 now,

    amazes me as a person, and always has. I sometimes tease him that he's channeling a little old man. He is very wise, and rarely loses his cool about anything. I was watching tv with him and his parents recently, and we saw a commercial for a show about young dancers. The leader...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    Chaos

    We were picking my baby (5) up from pre-school today when the teacher approached us and told us how wonderful our little boy is - that he played with another child who had no playmate. This is the second of our three in the school that this teacher has had, and she told us "all...
    ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80 46-50, M 12 Responses Nov 20, 2013

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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    Smilechik Smilechik 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    With a thoughtful look,

    while hopping along towards his bed, my 6-year old says "Mmm..., I like hours better than minutes. Minutes are too short. And I like seconds even less..."
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    god1011 god1011 22-25, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    well this little boy didn't say anything

    but I thought it was really cute...so I'm at work and holding a 9 month hold hands (he is learning how to walk) and he stepped on my foot right where I had surgery last month and I say OUCH I pick him up and stood him in my lap and he leaned over and gave me a lot of kisses and...
    theshu12 theshu12 18-21, F Jan 25

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    My wife, my two year old son

    and I visited our friends. They had become parents a little more than three months ago of a sweet little daughter named Michelle. Previously, Michelle was an easy-care and contented baby. But on the day of our visit she was plagued by the first signs of this very evil and...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Yes they do. So many to talk about.

    My mother told me I was cute as child, reminding me on how I wanted to be a superhero. I remember too, I wanted the ability to grow bigger. I didn't want costumes, I would just go as myself. I think I wanted growing powers from my dreams, which were about growing bigger and...
    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M Jan 23

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    Out Of The Mouths Of Babes....

    Our three boys, 9, 6, and 4 were playing the Wii Party game tonight. Our littlest guy, Dillon, wedged his way between my wife and I on the couch while he was playing.  A few minutes later, I watch as he nuzzles up against his Mommy, still playing the Wii.  A few more minutes...
    ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80 46-50, M 11 Responses Apr 25, 2013

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    We're kneeling side by side,

    practicing writing words on the board with chalk. I'm overwhelmed by a huge wave of love for my little boy, my pride and joy, and turn to press my lips against the top of his ear. While he busily scribbles the letters that come to his head, artfully with his left hand, totally...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    My 3 yo Little Girl; ''I beat you butt''

    Anytime I **** her off... ''Mommy you good, tasty mommy(while nodding head eating)'' Anytime I say the number 1, she has an uncontrollable urge to follow with 2, even when I'm not talking to her. ''OH, baby pig, I missed you, I love you'' (to the pigs and many of her toys if...
    FreyjaInBattle FreyjaInBattle 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2014

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    My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to

    the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
    Bryson888 Bryson888 36-40, M 3 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    So I babysit this 7 year old girl

    and she was playing outside yesterday and it had been about an hour and I asked if she was getting cold... Her answer "no silly, I recharge in the sun like a lizard"
    redhouse97 redhouse97 18-21, F Jan 24