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    My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to

    the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
    Bryson888 Bryson888 36-40, M 3 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    Admit it. One day, I told 11-year old

    Raspberry that I think she was the one who forgot to place the milk carton back into the fridge and she should admit it. Raspberry carefully looked at me and said, "Why are you blaming me? Do you have any witnesses?" Umm... When did she even start talking like a lawyer? Do...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Mar 20

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    Jessie, a four-year old girl comes out of her

    room looking eccentric and playful, in a way that only kids can pull off. Wearing a plastic bucket for a hat, a blanket around her body and trailing behind her, and a small umbrella which she held like a cane, she passed me by at the dining hall without much regard. She...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 6

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    So this is what my little sister said today

    (she's like almost 3): "Isaiah bad. Isaiah go in fire pit." And when I was driving in the car and I stopped at the stop sign she said: "Get out. Walk."
    Knixveus5 Knixveus5 18-21, M May 15

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    My wife, my two year old son

    and I visited our friends. They had become parents a little more than three months ago of a sweet little daughter named Michelle. Previously, Michelle was an easy-care and contented baby. But on the day of our visit she was plagued by the first signs of this very evil and...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Chaos

    We were picking my baby (5) up from pre-school today when the teacher approached us and told us how wonderful our little boy is - that he played with another child who had no playmate. This is the second of our three in the school that this teacher has had, and she told us "all...
    ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80 46-50, M 12 Responses Nov 20, 2013

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    My husband taught my four year old son to tell

    me I'm so pretty when he's in trouble. Now he says it even when he's not in trouble :) :) :)
    Kaisa22 Kaisa22 26-30, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I have a 4 yr old neice living with me at home.

    She's gone out of potty traininer already and goes to toilet alone, but leaves the door open. As I was passing the hall I heard her cry out from the toilet, "C'mon poo poo! You can do it... Let's go!" Constipation has never been this hilarious. :p
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 7 Responses Jan 4

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    The other day my son asks his little sister

    (pre-k age) why she's so cute. She says "Because I was made for it."
    Geekynerdgirl Geekynerdgirl 36-40, F 4 Responses Apr 5

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    Me and my 3 year old (at the time) brother

    were going downstairs. He had hot wheels cars in his hands. He dropped them, stopped on the stair and went "awe sh!t."
    bingbongtingtongg bingbongtingtongg 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I have a hearing aid called a BAHA

    but my friends 3 years old son who I'm close to can't pronounce it so calls it a BABA. We have gave up trying to correct hin now lol
    smiler2015 smiler2015 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    "Which cuddly toy do you want to bring to the

    nursery tomorrow to show it to your teachers and the other children, my sweetie?"I asked my 4 year old son just before I put him to bed.Undecided, he looked at the two little teddy bears and the big rabbit sitting on his shelf. My son had no favorite stuffed animal at...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 7 Responses Feb 14

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    Heh I got this online,

    but I thought It was worth sharing.
    headphoneson headphoneson 13-15, F 4 Responses May 13

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 17 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    Every time my 5 year old cousin comes over,

    the first thing she does is run over and lift the back of my shirt up and looks at my back. So today, I asked her why she kept doing that, and she said: "So I can say hi to the unicorn." I asked her what unicorn she was talking about, and she ran out the room. She came back with...
    Waffl3s Waffl3s 13-15 5 Responses May 6

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    Today I was referred to

    as "the Rapunzel lady". I'm a brunette, so it was agreed upon that I had cut my "magic hair" (it's still past my waist though, so according to her I deserved the title none the less). Personally, I would have gone with mermaid; when I get out of the shower, and my hair is...
    aintnoangel aintnoangel 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    Years ago, not many years ago though,

    my son asked me if " there were light bulbs when I was a kid... "
    permagrin permagrin 41-45, M 4 Responses Apr 16

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    I had to take my kids to work with me today,

    (it was an interesting day to say the least) I turn to them before we get out of the car and say to them " You two better be on your best behavior today, do you hear me?" My son chuckles and with his eyebrow raised he says "Yes mom, of course we hear you, because we have ears...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Adorable

    My little 5 year old is sick, and out of nowhere he looked at me a little while ago and said ''mommy, when I die and I become a baby again, you be sure you pick me, because I love you so much and nobody can take care of me like you do.'' You should have seen me smiling, ear to...
    JennMomof4 JennMomof4 31-35, F 6 Responses Jun 23, 2013

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    My 4 year old "uhm Mommy?

    Does Santa come down this chimney?" I said "yep but only after you're asleep." He pondered for ten minutes and said "Mommy? I don't want that man coming into our house when I'm sleeping that is scary. Can you tell him to drop all my presents out front?" Lol. What? I guess we...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    I asked my friends little brother "What is love?

    " He answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face" I laughed but then he added "Even after you left him alone all day"
    BeautifulDayDream BeautifulDayDream 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 7

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    So I am driving home tonight

    after picking up my kids from school the windows are down and the music is up. We are all three singing along. Then my son asked me to turn the radio down. I glance back and he has this very deep in thought look upon his face as if he is quite perplexed about something. I roll...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 8 Responses May 4

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    Having a conversation about what we like

    and don't like, (with a twist): Me: "I like cats - they’re so elegant". My 6 year-old son: "I like cats too. But they eat birds". Me: "Well, they have to eat something…" My son: "I would suggest (*chuckle*) that they eat, better, fish. 'Cos some fish eat other fish and I...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    Smilechik Smilechik 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    "Mom, you have butt boobs" This was a whole

    conversation, I have butt boobs, I have big boobs, he has little boobs, I call him Pudge so I told him he has poobs, lol. Oh the joys in life :)
    Smilechik Smilechik 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    My youngest clasped my hand firmly to his chest

    with both hands as he was falling asleep : "I like to sleep with you mami, you're so cuddly." <3
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    Alfonso, a next door kid,

    was only six years old when his father Jonathan gave him a Spiderman costume for the holloween. Excitedly he asked his mom to help him put it on. His father and I were in a middle of a conversation at their home when he piped in, "Dad this Spiderman costume is damaged." To which...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 7

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    My 4 year old goddaughter just came

    and slumped next to me. I looked at her concerned and she said "I hate boys" - She's so adorable lol xD
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21 13 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 10 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    When I asked my 4yr old nephew

    why he was crying, he frowned and yelled at me, "I'm not crying! My eyes are sweating!" .. I honestly don't know where they come on with is.
    PuppetOnStrings PuppetOnStrings 22-25, F Apr 3

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    My 6-year old son: Mami,

    do you know why I can’t play Nintendo secretly? Do you know why? Me: Why? My son: Because the switch off button is too slow. If I’m in the middle of a game and you come in and see me, I can’t switch it off. Me: And then you’re 'caught in the red'. My son: No, in...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 3 Responses May 24

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    The time spent with my daughter these past

    couple of weeks by POS now averages at 6-8 hours during a full week that includes the weekends. And the figure is even even less with my younger son. They don't miss her at all, for sometime now. It's just coincidental that my daughter's current favorite song is Runaway and...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 3 Responses May 6

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    Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

    Son: looks at me Me: looks at son Son: .... umm MOM!... these are the only feet I have! Me: Fair enough. Get in the car.
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 14 Responses Mar 24

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    One day, 7-year old Blueberry had this question

    as she held a tablet. "Mommy, how do you search 'how to make your sister happy?'" Impressed, I asked her why she wants to make her sister happy. Her sister, 11-year old Raspberry, cut in. She said, "But you already made me happy, [Blueberry]. You made me laugh." I was...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Apr 4

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    my niece who is 3 one day looked me in the face

    and called me Mr.Marshmallow, I have no idea why. Every time I see her now she keeps on added other types of food to my "title" such as Mr.Marshmallow Broccoli Jelly bean xD I always makes me smile :)
    jtran28 jtran28 16-17, M Apr 2

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    While driving home tonight from work my son out

    of the blue informs me he wants me to marry an old man. As shocked and confused as I was I tried not to laugh and just simply replied back "An old man?" He said "Yes mom an old man with a cane" at this point I was wondering where in the world was this coming from. I asked him...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 8 Responses Mar 17

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    Camouflage Camouflage 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 7 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    I was sitting with my 5 year old cousin

    and he said can we eat mexican? and I said why do you want Mexican and he sais Bc we are Mexican and we are but we don't eat most of this stuff
    an452002 an452002 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    so I am going to the bathroom in my master

    bathroom, and I have 4 kids and a dog barge in on me, the kids ask, "what are you doing," I answer, "getting away from you." No place is sacred with kids around.
    tiffsica tiffsica 41-45, F 1 Response May 7

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    I work at a Mexican restaurant

    even though I hate Mexican food This woman came in with her daughter and I brought over salsa and chips, the girl was probably 6ish and she asks "Is it spicy." So it's not, like not at all, so I reassured her that it wasn't and she looked at me skeptically, stuck out her pinky...
    redhouse97 redhouse97 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 21

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    Not cute so much as thought-provoking.

    Today my middle schooler told me that they aren't allowed to wear bandanas at school because gang members wear them. I said, "That's true. Some of them do." then Kaya said, "Yeah, but gang members wear pants too and we're still allowed to wear those." I love this girl! Oh, yeah...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Dec 4, 2014

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    We got a new ATV for the boys

    and Mr B took off some parts to clean and fix them up. Son: Come my sister, we'll check Daddy repair the 4 wheeler Daughter: I can't wait to try it out!! Son: We'll be able to take it for a ride after Daddy put's the wings back on Daughter stops in her step: what!?! You...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 2 Responses May 24

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    My 3 yo Little Girl; ''I beat you butt''

    Anytime I **** her off... ''Mommy you good, tasty mommy(while nodding head eating)'' Anytime I say the number 1, she has an uncontrollable urge to follow with 2, even when I'm not talking to her. ''OH, baby pig, I missed you, I love you'' (to the pigs and many of her toys if...
    FreewritingFreyja FreewritingFreyja 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 3, 2014

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