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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 7 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    A little two year old boy wakes his father in

    the middle of the night saying "Papa, papa, it's hot..!" while frothing at the mouth... His father, thinking nothing much of it, gives him a bit of water and sends him back to bed. Later on during the night, his father gets up to grab something from the fridge and what does he...
    sweet7sephora sweet7sephora 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    We got a new ATV for the boys

    and Mr B took off some parts to clean and fix them up. Son: Come my sister, we'll check Daddy repair the 4 wheeler Daughter: I can't wait to try it out!! Son: We'll be able to take it for a ride after Daddy put's the wings back on Daughter stops in her step: what!?! You...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 2 Responses May 24

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    My wife, my two year old son

    and I visited our friends. They had become parents a little more than three months ago of a sweet little daughter named Michelle. Previously, Michelle was an easy-care and contented baby. But on the day of our visit she was plagued by the first signs of this very evil and...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 3 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Yesterday when I was driving home from target.

    Mariah: mommy make me cold. Me: What?? Mariah: make me cold. Me: your cold?? Mariah: No make me cold I'm hot. And another time there was a big storm outside and Aria cames up to me and goes. "Wheres daddy he needs to fix that". And when I was at the doctors getting an...
    XxCharlottexX XxCharlottexX 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    Every time my 5 year old cousin comes over,

    the first thing she does is run over and lift the back of my shirt up and looks at my back. So today, I asked her why she kept doing that, and she said: "So I can say hi to the unicorn." I asked her what unicorn she was talking about, and she ran out the room. She came back with...
    Waffl3s Waffl3s 13-15 4 Responses May 6

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    My 6-year old son: Mami,

    do you know why I can’t play Nintendo secretly? Do you know why? Me: Why? My son: Because the switch off button is too slow. If I’m in the middle of a game and you come in and see me, I can’t switch it off. Me: And then you’re 'caught in the red'. My son: No, in...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 3 Responses May 24

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    I have a 4 yr old neice living with me at home.

    She's gone out of potty traininer already and goes to toilet alone, but leaves the door open. As I was passing the hall I heard her cry out from the toilet, "C'mon poo poo! You can do it... Let's go!" Constipation has never been this hilarious. :p
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 6 Responses Jan 4

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    my younger cousin said this to me

    when I was babysitting him "never ever ever ever ever do dat again daisy Mae" I said back to him "don't tell me what to do mister" then I spanked him but then he looked at me like oh no you didn't then he hugged me lol :-)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 14

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    Tonight driving home from picking up my son,

    Peanut (4yrs old) says to her big brother " oh bubba I missed you so much, you are my bestest buddy" in the cutest voice it just melted my heart Love my sweet kids :)
    Plaincountrygirl Plaincountrygirl 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 28

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    So I am driving home tonight

    after picking up my kids from school the windows are down and the music is up. We are all three singing along. Then my son asked me to turn the radio down. I glance back and he has this very deep in thought look upon his face as if he is quite perplexed about something. I roll...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 8 Responses May 4

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    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 17 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    I asked my friends little brother "What is love?

    " He answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face" I laughed but then he added "Even after you left him alone all day"
    BeautifulDayDream BeautifulDayDream 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 7

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    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    My 4 year old goddaughter just came

    and slumped next to me. I looked at her concerned and she said "I hate boys" - She's so adorable lol xD
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21, F 13 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    My five year old has a cold.

    We've been really snugly. I asked her this morning, "love your mummy?" We smiled at each other and she said "yes." After a little pause she added..."but not as much as I love not being sick." Awwww LOL
    Faerylight Faerylight 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 7

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    A Sunday school teacher asked her second graders

    if anyone knew another name for God. She was picturing answers like 'Lord' or 'Almighty'. After a long moment of silence a little boy raised his hand and said, "Howard." "Howard?" replied the confused teacher. "You know," continued the boy, "Howard be thy name."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jun 20

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    Jessie, a four-year old girl comes out of her

    room looking eccentric and playful, in a way that only kids can pull off. Wearing a plastic bucket for a hat, a blanket around her body and trailing behind her, and a small umbrella which she held like a cane, she passed me by at the dining hall without much regard. She...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 6

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    Adorable

    My little 5 year old is sick, and out of nowhere he looked at me a little while ago and said ''mommy, when I die and I become a baby again, you be sure you pick me, because I love you so much and nobody can take care of me like you do.'' You should have seen me smiling, ear to...
    JennMomof4 JennMomof4 31-35, F 6 Responses Jun 23, 2013

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    Not cute so much as thought-provoking.

    Today my middle schooler told me that they aren't allowed to wear bandanas at school because gang members wear them. I said, "That's true. Some of them do." then Kaya said, "Yeah, but gang members wear pants too and we're still allowed to wear those." I love this girl! Oh, yeah...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Dec 4, 2014

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    My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to

    the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    Sometimes children say the cutest things!

    But most of the time they're talking to demons in there bedrooms with all the lights off. Then they start saying creepy ****, while walking on the ceiling covered in blood. 😊
    ThaniXD ThaniXD 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 17

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    My youngest clasped my hand firmly to his chest

    with both hands as he was falling asleep : "I like to sleep with you mami, you're so cuddly." <3
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    "Which cuddly toy do you want to bring to the

    nursery tomorrow to show it to your teachers and the other children, my sweetie?"I asked my 4 year old son just before I put him to bed.Undecided, he looked at the two little teddy bears and the big rabbit sitting on his shelf. My son had no favorite stuffed animal at...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 6 Responses Feb 14

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    My daughter Lily and I are watching Spongebob

    together. I laughed really hard at something. I said "I like this stuff way more than any adult should. She said "You're not an adult, you're a weird teenager. Wait, a toddler, I'm a kid, you act younger than me." I actually thought the weird teenager thing made more sense.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    I think this is the most adorable video ever!

    :))) https://www.facebook.com/deepmoney/videos/660068214075657/
    Shamdee Shamdee 26-30 May 14

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    "Mom, you have butt boobs" This was a whole

    conversation, I have butt boobs, I have big boobs, he has little boobs, I call him Pudge so I told him he has poobs, lol. Oh the joys in life :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 28

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    Mijn neefje .. hij was ongeveer 4/5 niet

    herinneren .. zijn favoriete show was "Sister Sister 's wij als een hele familie fan van Bill Cosby toont .. en voedsel netwerk .. toch ... dus ... ik heb geen ogen gesneden met mijn zus. dat is hoe we opgroeien .. dus ging ik bij hem op bezoek. Hij bourght me boven naast zijn...
    Violetsqariibka Violetsqariibka 31-35, F Jun 22

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    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 10 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    so my daughter goes go camp.

    she said her teacher told her she the boss and my daughter said no u not God the boss of me. mind you she is only 4
    raebaybrown raebaybrown 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 7

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    Alfonso, a next door kid,

    was only six years old when his father Jonathan gave him a Spiderman costume for the holloween. Excitedly he asked his mom to help him put it on. His father and I were in a middle of a conversation at their home when he piped in, "Dad this Spiderman costume is damaged." To which...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 7

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    I had to take my kids to work with me today,

    (it was an interesting day to say the least) I turn to them before we get out of the car and say to them " You two better be on your best behavior today, do you hear me?" My son chuckles and with his eyebrow raised he says "Yes mom, of course we hear you, because we have ears...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 2 Responses May 26

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    Me and my 3 year old (at the time) brother

    were going downstairs. He had hot wheels cars in his hands. He dropped them, stopped on the stair and went "awe sh!t."
    bingbongtingtongg bingbongtingtongg 18-21, F 1 Response May 28

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    Some friends were on vacation in Maine,

    and while watching fireworks heard their small son say, "Oh, God!" The father quickly cautioned his son, "Please don't speak the Lord's name in vain." The boy nodded but obviously mis-heard, because he asked quietly, "Is it OK if I speak his name back in Minnesota?"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    My godson, who is 13 now,

    amazes me as a person, and always has. I sometimes tease him that he's channeling a little old man. He is very wise, and rarely loses his cool about anything. I was watching tv with him and his parents recently, and we saw a commercial for a show about young dancers. The leader...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    so I am going to the bathroom in my master

    bathroom, and I have 4 kids and a dog barge in on me, the kids ask, "what are you doing," I answer, "getting away from you." No place is sacred with kids around.
    tiffsica tiffsica 46-50, F 1 Response May 7

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    I have a hearing aid called a BAHA

    but my friends 3 years old son who I'm close to can't pronounce it so calls it a BABA. We have gave up trying to correct hin now lol
    smiler2015 smiler2015 26-30, F 1 Response May 27

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    Heh I got this online,

    but I thought It was worth sharing.
    headphoneson headphoneson 16-17, F 4 Responses May 13

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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    Important sidenote: in Dutch 'old' is 'oud'

    and 'parents' is 'ouders'. I read in a notebook that my brother and mom were sorting post. He put a letter saying 'to the parents of Raymond' on the reclame pile. When my mother told him that it was a letter for mom and dad, he said surprised: but you guys aren't old...!?
    Annelina Annelina 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    Lol so true -_- Right?

    Lol right or left sides right
    swaged104 swaged104 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    So this is what my little sister said today

    (she's like almost 3): "Isaiah bad. Isaiah go in fire pit." And when I was driving in the car and I stopped at the stop sign she said: "Get out. Walk."
    Knixveus5 Knixveus5 18-21, M May 15

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    I work at a Mexican restaurant

    even though I hate Mexican food This woman came in with her daughter and I brought over salsa and chips, the girl was probably 6ish and she asks "Is it spicy." So it's not, like not at all, so I reassured her that it wasn't and she looked at me skeptically, stuck out her pinky...
    redhouse97 redhouse97 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 21

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    The time spent with my daughter these past

    couple of weeks by POS now averages at 6-8 hours during a full week that includes the weekends. And the figure is even even less with my younger son. They don't miss her at all, for sometime now. It's just coincidental that my daughter's current favorite song is Runaway and...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 3 Responses May 6

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    I love children no matter how much trouble they

    can get into they are still cute
    trapqueen0313 trapqueen0313 13-15 1 Response 2 days ago

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