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    My youngest clasped my hand firmly to his chest

    with both hands as he was falling asleep : "I like to sleep with you mami, you're so cuddly." <3
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    The Birds and the Bees.

    .. During March Break I took two of my children and three of their friends on an outdoor adventure. The kids were chatting and joking with each other, as we were hiking through the woods. Suddenly, my 10 yr-old daughter's friend walks up to me and asks, "Is it true that you can...
    Unjusted Unjusted 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 23, 2014

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    Bookmark... My 4-year old daughter was busy

    trying to catch my attention as I was reading a book. Finally, she asked me: "How can you be reading when you're quiet?" "I read silently." "Why?" "It's faster and easier. You should try it someday." Then she looked at my book and asked about the big number 2. I told her...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 11 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    My friends niece couldn't say ibuprofen,

    she calls it I-B-Poopin. She was 5 or 6 at the time.
    auggie1971 auggie1971 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    We're Prostitutes!!!

    We were a large family 5 kids and we had just sat down for our first cobbled together meal after moving to California, nothing to speak of was unpacked and we had just converted to Protestants as well. There was all the usual jabbering going on and my Mom sensing the youngest...
    Mountainman923518 Mountainman923518 56-60, M 27 Responses Sep 24, 2007

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    My 4 year old "uhm Mommy?

    Does Santa come down this chimney?" I said "yep but only after you're asleep." He pondered for ten minutes and said "Mommy? I don't want that man coming into our house when I'm sleeping that is scary. Can you tell him to drop all my presents out front?" Lol. What? I guess we...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    Perfect Solution...

    A good friend was recently sharing some memories from her second pregnancy; she also has a son, who was three at the time. One day near the end of her pregnancy, the baby was very, very active, and she was trying to cope with her discomfort without alarming the little boy...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 8 Responses Jun 4, 2012

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    So I babysit this 7 year old girl

    and she was playing outside yesterday and it had been about an hour and I asked if she was getting cold... Her answer "no silly, I recharge in the sun like a lizard"
    redhouse97 redhouse97 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    one Sunday, my 7 year old brother is sitting in

    his Sunday school class that I happened to volunteer for. I ask the kids if they wanna hear a story, but they wanna hear a joke instead. I told them I couldn't remember any good ones and my little brother shouts "2 peanuts are walking down the street, ones pregnant and the other...
    dksl14 dksl14 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Dropping my four year old off at daycare today

    he said "I won't miss you today Mommy cause you always come back" I think he was really thinking about how he's going to miss me. He's so cute.
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 11 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    My one and half years old nephew came to my

    house last sunday, I was inside my room. Suddenly he knocked my door and said "Aunty wake up, school time!" I just giggled and said "Ok, 5 more mins." Then he said ok and ran away. Seems like he often heard his mom wake his brother up in the morning for school lol he is cute x)
    CloversMoon CloversMoon 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    Folding Clothes

    I needed help folding clothes, so I taught my 3-year old daughter to help me match and fold pairs of socks. I presented it to her like a matching game and she had a blast. The next time I asked for help, she showed up enthusiastically, folded one pair, then asked me: "Dad...
    SleeplessKnight SleeplessKnight 41-45, M 8 Responses Oct 22, 2013

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    Especially when they are telling a story.

    I love it when my 3 year old daughter tells me stories. She is so cute and funny. I just smile and laugh. And sometimes, I don't know what she is talking about, but pretend to know. Lol... I'm sure we all have done that. She is a great story teller. I love how she makes up...
    CreoleItalianwoman CreoleItalianwoman 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 25, 2014

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    My friends grandson thought asking

    for "Hand Sanitizer" was too much for him to say so he created his own word "Hanitizer"
    auggie1971 auggie1971 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    GrimCreeper0150 GrimCreeper0150 22-25, M 3 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    *me holding my 11 month old sister

    and she pinches me* me:"ouch! girl dont you dear pinch me i will win this fight." my 2 year old brother:"michelle is not a girl!!!!!!.......shes a baby"
    andylovesyou23 andylovesyou23 13-15, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Alfonso, a next door kid,

    was only six years old when his father Jonathan gave him a Spiderman costume for the holloween. Excitedly he asked his mom to help him put it on. His father and I were in a middle of a conversation at their home when he piped in, "Dad this Spiderman costume is damaged." To which...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 6 Responses Jan 7

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    A five year old boy listens with immense

    concentration to his three year old cousin who is blabbering away earnestly. Then after the tirade is over, he turns to his father and says: "I don't understand what he's saying."
    rabinafrost rabinafrost 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19

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    So ...it's freezing out today.

    -25 c that's pretty cold. Our world does not end though it's normal for us. We went to school and the gym and music practice, it's a normal night. When we come home my kids got out of the car and went inside. My husband had been home for hours all ready. I pack up all the...
    sunshinegirl76 sunshinegirl76 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 5

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    We're kneeling side by side,

    practicing writing words on the board with chalk. I'm overwhelmed by a huge wave of love for my little boy, my pride and joy, and turn to press my lips against the top of his ear. While he busily scribbles the letters that come to his head, artfully with his left hand, totally...
    Injoy1767 Injoy1767 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    I have a 4 yr old neice living with me at home.

    She's gone out of potty traininer already and goes to toilet alone, but leaves the door open. As I was passing the hall I heard her cry out from the toilet, "C'mon poo poo! You can do it... Let's go!" Constipation has never been this hilarious. :p
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 6 Responses Jan 4

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    Adorable

    My little 5 year old is sick, and out of nowhere he looked at me a little while ago and said ''mommy, when I die and I become a baby again, you be sure you pick me, because I love you so much and nobody can take care of me like you do.'' You should have seen me smiling, ear to...
    JennMomof4 JennMomof4 31-35, F 6 Responses Jun 23, 2013

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    Feeling independent and self assured

    that day, Jessie, a girl of four years that time, strutted with spine rigid at the living room upon arriving from school. Trying to challenge her air of confidence through logic and reason I asked her, "Jessie, why do you think you have to go to school?" Expecting to hear...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 13

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    My 5 year old son said I needed to take him to

    the vet. I asked why and after raising his arms he said, "because these puppies are sick".
    Bryson888 Bryson888 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    My wife, my two year old son

    and I visited our friends. They had become parents a little more than three months ago of a sweet little daughter named Michelle. Previously, Michelle was an easy-care and contented baby. But on the day of our visit she was plagued by the first signs of this very evil and...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    I asked my friends little brother "What is love?

    " He answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face" I laughed but then he added "Even after you left him alone all day"
    RebeccaMontero RebeccaMontero 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 7

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    I love to go out picnic usually by myself

    when ever I look at families with kids their kids playing saying stuff some times I smile when I hear them so unique so cute same words so pure truly kids say the cutest things
    never0empty never0empty 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    lushsummer lushsummer 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    One Day In Walgreen'S---Or Was It Cvs ?

    (I posted this as a response to a question in Q & A, but it's a true story---happened a couple of years ago) I saw the most amazing thing one day at the drugstore. I was waiting in line and in the seated area I could hear a commotion. A woman was berating a little girl of about 5...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 13 Responses Apr 16, 2013

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    Lol so while I was babysitting my little

    brother we were watching tv and all of a sudden he just randomly says "you smell pretty!" 😂 haha I was like awe
    netflixfoodwifi netflixfoodwifi 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 17

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    My godson, who is 13 now,

    amazes me as a person, and always has. I sometimes tease him that he's channeling a little old man. He is very wise, and rarely loses his cool about anything. I was watching tv with him and his parents recently, and we saw a commercial for a show about young dancers. The leader...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 51-55, F 8 Responses Jan 10

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    Vulnerable Momma

    One day while visiting the local medi clinic and waiting to see the doc, I took my 3 children with me into the " family restroom" as I sorely needed use of the facilities. Into the restroom we all went, my school age son, toddler daughter and infant son and me and my full bladder...
    gumshoejane2 gumshoejane2 36-40, F 17 Responses Nov 10, 2013

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    I'm an assistant teacher

    and this happened at my kindy today. The teacher was teaching them LETTERLAND and she asked "What starts with the letter 'a'? I'll give you a clue. Allig-" "Elephant!" My adorable students x'D
    StarsxSunsets StarsxSunsets 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 13

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    My 10 year old cousin sent me a voice message

    on viber of him singing a song about how he'd fallen in love with someone's eyes. So I asked him who's eyes have you fallen in love with? And he said yours. How adorable
    Mahsa99 Mahsa99 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I work at a Mexican restaurant

    even though I hate Mexican food This woman came in with her daughter and I brought over salsa and chips, the girl was probably 6ish and she asks "Is it spicy." So it's not, like not at all, so I reassured her that it wasn't and she looked at me skeptically, stuck out her pinky...
    redhouse97 redhouse97 18-21, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    My 4 Year Old Daughter Saw Me Changing My Newborn Son...

    She had the most puzzled look on her face. She was staring at his private area and said to me in the sweetest voice..."Mommy, is that his butt tongue?" I was floored to say the least.. I was so shocked I couldn't even think of a better answer then, "No, no, it's not his butt...
    Smilechik Smilechik 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    I remember having my 3 year old godbrother next

    to me on the couch, he kept running back and forth to the coffee table to take 1 of his older brother's ring pop. He sat next to me again and all I hear is "Mawwy mee?" In his high pitched tone. I wasn't sure if he was saying marry me or mommy? me? I'm not his mother but I just...
    MotionlessinH MotionlessinH 16-17, F Jan 4

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    Lack Of Enthusiasm ?

    Last night , while cooking dinner, I had this conversation with my 12 year old son , who is in his first year of High School. My son is sitting on the couch with his IPod , and my Husband is standing in the kitchen . Me : So T , what did you learn at school today...
    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 10 Responses Jul 25, 2013

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    well this little boy didn't say anything

    but I thought it was really cute...so I'm at work and holding a 9 month hold hands (he is learning how to walk) and he stepped on my foot right where I had surgery last month and I say OUCH I pick him up and stood him in my lap and he leaned over and gave me a lot of kisses and...
    theshu12 theshu12 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    My 3 yo Little Girl; ''I beat you butt''

    Anytime I **** her off... ''Mommy you good, tasty mommy(while nodding head eating)'' Anytime I say the number 1, she has an uncontrollable urge to follow with 2, even when I'm not talking to her. ''OH, baby pig, I missed you, I love you'' (to the pigs and many of her toys if...
    FreyjaInBattle FreyjaInBattle 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2014

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    Gold, Common Sense and Fur...

    Gold, Fur and Common Sense  My husband and I had been happily (most of the time) married for five years, but hadn't been blessed with a baby.  ...
    Lexus Lexus 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 28, 2007

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    Chaos

    We were picking my baby (5) up from pre-school today when the teacher approached us and told us how wonderful our little boy is - that he played with another child who had no playmate. This is the second of our three in the school that this teacher has had, and she told us "all...
    ambroseguy80 ambroseguy80 46-50, M 12 Responses Nov 20, 2013

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    While my aunt was tucking my little cousin in,

    she said that I remind her of ice cream and that she loves ice cream.
    Alfalfaloof Alfalfaloof 13-15, M 1 day ago

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    When my daughter was about 4 i was explaining

    to her how everything in life has consequences. Later that eve when her dad arrived she was pretend playing with her tea set and offered her dad an imaginary plate of food and a bowl in the other hand. He asked her what it is and she replied " this is your chicken and this is...
    urwright urwright 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 17, 2014

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    Jessie, a four-year old girl comes out of her

    room looking eccentric and playful, in a way that only kids can pull off. Wearing a plastic bucket for a hat, a blanket around her body and trailing behind her, and a small umbrella which she held like a cane, she passed me by at the dining hall without much regard. She...
    bloodempress bloodempress 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 6

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    I love my cousins to bits,

    especially little two year old Elisa. We call her Ellie Belly as a nickname :P Today Ellie Belly bumped into the wall as she always bumps into things...Bang! All heads turn to her and wait for an 'ouch!' or a quiet sob but instead Ellie looks intently at the wall and brightly...
    peacekeeper15 peacekeeper15 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    Yes they do. So many to talk about.

    My mother told me I was cute as child, reminding me on how I wanted to be a superhero. I remember too, I wanted the ability to grow bigger. I didn't want costumes, I would just go as myself. I think I wanted growing powers from my dreams, which were about growing bigger and...
    Profweird Profweird 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    Not cute so much as thought-provoking.

    Today my middle schooler told me that they aren't allowed to wear bandanas at school because gang members wear them. I said, "That's true. Some of them do." then Kaya said, "Yeah, but gang members wear pants too and we're still allowed to wear those." I love this girl! Oh, yeah...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Dec 4, 2014

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    My 4 year old goddaughter just came

    and slumped next to me. I looked at her concerned and she said "I hate boys" - She's so adorable lol xD
    KilljoyKitty KilljoyKitty 18-21 14 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    i look down to kali the baby i used to look out

    to. she looks up at me and smiles and says hi morgie and i happy teared for the first time in my life. it was so cute.
    xxpawprintsxx xxpawprintsxx 16-17, F Jan 10

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    What Are Computers? Today seven year old

    Blueberry learned about computers in school. When we got home, we asked her to explain what computers are. She says, "It's the prophecy of softwares and hardwares."
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 1 Response Jan 13

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