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I Think Kids Say the Darndest Things

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    A Little Bit Of Each - A few days ago my 8 year old asked if she was like me. I told her yes.  She has all the best parts of me and all the best parts of her daddy in her.  She...
    ANewCreation4Him ANewCreation4Him 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2012

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    Fun In Church - When my oldest was about 2.5 yrs old, he learned to say words, and form sentences. He was very proud of his new found abilities. one day in church, the Pastor is...
    abigguy4u abigguy4u 56-60, M 7 Responses Jun 9, 2011

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    My Face Is Red More Than It Is White... - So the title pretty much says it, but it is either red from embarrassment, laughing, or because I am absolutely ready to explode. I am...
    hisbetterhalf143 hisbetterhalf143 31-35, F May 15, 2013

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    Turning 9 - My daughter turned 9, and she informed me that now, she has to put her 8 year old life behind her and start living her 9 year old life. When asked what that entailed...
    ANewCreation4Him ANewCreation4Him 36-40, F 4 Responses Aug 3, 2013

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    After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    My Mini Is So Freakin Funny! - My 3 year old is so freaking funny! She is way to smart for her own good, and the things that come out of her mouth are priceless: December 7...
    ebnyflower ebnyflower 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 2, 2013

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    You Speak Funny! - I remembered this today!!! I was in North Carolina a few years ago and a little girl, after listening to me speak, innocently enquired, "What's wrong with you...
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F 6 Responses Apr 12, 2013

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    My Son Has A Question - The other day my ten year old son just come up to me and asks "Mom what does **** in your pants mean?" I couldn't help but laugh hysterically. He had no...
    howsab howsab 31-35, F Sep 17, 2012

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    "ain't That Some S***!" - I was visiting one of the girls I grew up with, one with more children than what I can handle for more than a couple hours at a time. The other...
    StillMeJustDifferent StillMeJustDifferent 31-35 Jul 6, 2011

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    My Nephew - "Washing machines don't die, that's what people do!"
    AltF4 AltF4 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 21, 2013

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    Kids Say And Do The Darndest Things Lol! - My daughter has a lovely fabric head band on and a blanket as a cape, it's sometimes hard to understand her and my son thought that she...
    Jesusfoundme Jesusfoundme 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 27, 2010

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    Santa Is OLD - My 9 year old daughter and I were walking in the store last week, and she must have been thinking Christmas. She brought up her Christmas dress last year (was a...
    ANewCreation4Him ANewCreation4Him 36-40, F Oct 14, 2013

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    Two Things Necessary! - My niece's five year old daughter never ceases to amaze me. She wanted to spend the Easter vacation with me and kept insisting that she should. For the...
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F May 13, 2013

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    My Son Did Not Say This But Did It! Accidental Exposure! - When he was about 7 months old, my son really embarrassed his Daddy. My wife had  breast fed little Mike from birth...
    abigguy4u abigguy4u 56-60, M 9 Responses Jun 14, 2011

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    Too Much Time Spent Playing, "plants Vs. Zombies" - If you are religious, you may want to stop reading this now..... My daughter turned 8 a few days ago. Last week...
    accomplice accomplice 41-45, M Aug 18, 2011

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    According To My 3 Year Old - Boys have wienies, Girls have hair!
    LG76 LG76 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2012

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    YOU Never Know What a Child Will Say Next - Kids Say  The Darndest Things! ThESE...
    JUSTENTICEME JUSTENTICEME 31-35, F 2 Responses May 10, 2009

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    Children Say It Bluntly - Naturally children are very honest sometimes what they say is embarrassing when they repeat what they hear. But most of the time its sweet, and enjoying...
    peachfuzz68 peachfuzz68 41-45, F Mar 1, 2012

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    Christmas - One never knows the value of Christmas until they are able to see it through a 9 year old's mind. Yesterday, my daughter said to me, "Mom, Christmas is pretty close...
    ANewCreation4Him ANewCreation4Him 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 21, 2013

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    My Precious Big Son - I did not realize at that time that my first son used to observe me intently. He was not attending Preschool at the time, which he started at 2 1/2 years...
    chocomint chocomint 51-55, F Feb 13, 2013

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    What? - My daughter came up to me one day and asked if i was a **** in high school. I don't even think she really knew what the word meant. I said no of course then my son chimed...
    howsab howsab 31-35, F Jul 13, 2011

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    YOU Never Know What a Child Will Say Next - Kids Say  The Darndest Things! ThESE...
    JUSTENTICEME JUSTENTICEME 31-35, F 7 Responses May 10, 2009

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    Kids Say The Darnest Things - This story has adult content. A true experience though When I was posted to the Middle East, I bought a Toyota Landcruiser for my daily use. I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Oct 10, 2009

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    Daddy's Language - I feel a tap on my shoulder.  I turn around to see it's Mrs. V, my daughter's French teacher.  She exclaims..."Your daughter is adorable!"  "Oh boy, what did...
    Mahal1023 Mahal1023 46-50, F 2 Responses Jul 19, 2011

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    What Do You Say To That? - Most of my stories are religion based. I will apologize ahead for that, not because I am ashamed of my views but because my views are pretty radical and...
    btrflysfound btrflysfound 41-45 Sep 8, 2011

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    First Day Back At School -   A 2nd grade class was walking thru the lobby & 2 boys was making loud quacking noises.  The school secretary reminded them they have to be quiet in...
    dare2love dare2love 56-60, F 2 Responses Oct 21, 2011

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    During March Break I took two of my children and three of their friends on an outdoor adventure. The kids were chatting and joking with each other, as we were hiking through the...
    Unjusted Unjusted 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    The Birds and the Bees... During March Break I took two of my children and three of their friends on an outdoor adventure. The kids were chatting and joking with each other, as we...
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    I was babysitting my friend's five year old son and he asked why I didn't have any kids. I said "Well babies are a lot of work! You have to change lots of poopy diapers." He goes...
    ktpifer ktpifer 26-30, F Mar 23

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    Mommy can we do the thing? My daughter says putting her hands up in the shape of a v. My heart smiles as I make the top of the heart with my own hands. We look at each other...
    Missjayne1 Missjayne1 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    I just got to my friend's house, and her 4 year old son comes to me and says, "It's my dad's birthday today." Then he points up behind me and goes "He's right there." I turned...
    ktpifer ktpifer 26-30, F Mar 23

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    (I work with the same children every day.) I was holding one of my girl's hands, when one of my boys got jealous. He came over and hugged me and said, "Mine." I asked, "What's...
    Dreamer32 Dreamer32 22-25, F Mar 25

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    As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 19

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    One of the students got a new baby brother a few months ago and he told us his baby brother's name was Nate. When talking with his mother, she said the baby's name was Andrew. We...
    Dreamer32 Dreamer32 22-25, F Apr 4

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    A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I? " Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 7

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    Missing A Sister When my six year old Blueberry traveled with her grandma for a few days, ten year old Raspberry became lonely at home. She would deny it but it was clear she...
    thelonewood thelonewood 26-30 2 days ago

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    Im not dumb & I do say stupid things a lot, but in a funny stupid way. I think im pretty hilarious! So do other people(: i guess its part of my personality
    blahhooplah blahhooplah 18-21, F Mar 16

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    I used to work as an actress for a children's theater for five years while I was in high school. Out of all the kids I remember, this one is berg special to me : I was the White...
    auraboreale auraboreale 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 7

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    Breakfast At IHOP! Lyssa got called in to go to work in a few hours and her husband was already at work so she called up her sister to see if she would take her two sons for...
    Chelebub Chelebub 51-55, F Mar 29

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    There's so many cute/funny things that my nephews/nieces do. Even something simple such as the faces they pull, have me in stitches!
    Ryanholmes20375 Ryanholmes20375 18-21, M Apr 1

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    Trouble I think 10 year old Raspberry may be in trouble. Today, she asked, "Do I have an attorney?"
    thelonewood thelonewood 26-30 1 day ago

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    When somebody insults you. Stop and think for a second. Consider the source. Is that source reliable or straight dirty trash. If it's dirty trash, then don't worry about it...
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T 1 Response Mar 20

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    I randomly say "RAWR" and "rada" in conversations when I don't know what to say. So we could be having a normal conversation and suddenly I'll just be like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAA!!" I...
    JayyPsythe JayyPsythe 13-15, M Mar 23

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    I can remember when I was younger and it was a very hot summer day and I had my little boy with me. I was walking him to the park and we were dressed in Summer clothing just...
    prettyface1 prettyface1 56-60, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    A majority of the time it's when I'm with anyone attractive. I get really nervous, intimidated and either babble complete nonsense or don't say a word. Otherwise, it's when I'm...
    shortgirl4 shortgirl4 18-21, F 8 Responses Mar 26

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    I overthink everything. No matter what it is, I will over analyze the entire situation. I always think negative things about them, I don't know how to stop. I just constantly worry...
    trippyprincess trippyprincess 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    The wrong things at the wrong times. Generally during awkward silences.
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M Apr 2

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    Im one of those people who says "you too" when the person at the ticket booth tells me to enjoy the movie...
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    This boy on TV said "I want a wife because my mom told me she won't be cleaning my room forever." I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes!
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M Apr 7

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    Blueberry's Dilemma One afternoon, I found my six year old Blueberry sitting in a corner all by herself. She looked a bit downcast. Upon seeing me, she sighed, "I'm just a...
    thelonewood thelonewood 26-30 1 Response 6 days ago

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    One time my crush told me he liked my earrings and I asked him why he was looking there. Lol!
    Wishingtobegone Wishingtobegone 13-15, F Apr 6

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