According to my three children, I'm antique! 😟
I was in the living room with my kids... they were sitting down to watch TV, and I was logging into the computer.
Small children are just naturally the cutest things in the world and say some of the most funniest and coolest things out there and are just fun to be around
I love kids, can't wait to have some of my own :)
i just love being arround them,
they are spontaneous
they live in the moment
thats something i like about kids and something we should learn from them
Kids may annoy me... But they're just so darn cute. D: I someday, want one!
My favorite (7 year old boy) asked me a question one day:
"Do you love someone?"
I knew what he meant and I immediately had my answer.
"Yeah, my mom, my dad..."
I worked with the 3-5 year olds at my church for four years, so I heard some pretty funny things. One girl's imaginative interpretation of the story of Jonah was my favorite. "That...
Me: "Hey Mark!"
Little cousin: "If you were an animal you would be a cow"
Like, literally, the CUTEST things!(-.-")
When my cousin was little she said she like "choppeded" (as in chop-ted) ice in her drink.
I asked my 4 year old nephew to marry me and he laughed and said no... :(
Can you be my mom?
No sweetie I can't.
Because you already have a mom and if she knew you asked me that she'd be upset.
I want a step-mom.
So you want your mom and dad to...
9/11 is my favorite holiday.
As a kid, my favourite song at the age of 5 was Sk8r Boi by Avril Lavigne (at the time when she was insanely popular). I remember asking my mom what "fugly" meant...as her reply...
Kid: I'm going to be a lawyer when I grow up
Sister: Well I'M gonna be a tiger, cause tigers eat lawyers
Me and my 3 year old son Gavin's conversations
Gavin:daddy i want to be you when i gwow up
Me: oh really why
Gavin: so i can dwive
Me:what car do u want?
Me: my car is...
I do say stupid things and I have lost friends because of the things I have said. But on top of that I ask stupid questions.
I get to do so many things I always wanted to do when I was a kid. I get to enjoy things and laugh at silly things that I was always too pretentious to enjoy before. I get to be...
KID: How old are you?
KID: Does being 39 make you elderly???
KID: You have a big belly
ME: Big belly??? WHERE???
KID: There....(points at my...
Little kids have to wear life jackets 2 reasons why they should wear them 1st is if they are new at swimming 2second if kids don't wear them they could drown "
And because of it I lost someone I genuinely loved. I thought I did anyway. We had the same humor, we thought the same about most things, he was so smart and nice and thoughtful...