I love when little kids say things because they say nothing but the truth and it's cute no matter what they say
I love kids, can't wait to have some of my own :)
Tonight while shopping at the mall with my daughter and a friend, we noticed it was getting late, yet I still had a few stops I wanted to make.
I said, "We better hurry if we want...
My favorite (7 year old boy) asked me a question one day:
"Do you love someone?"
I knew what he meant and I immediately had my answer.
"Yeah, my mom, my dad..."
The moment I'm with my little baby cousins & his cuties friends they say the funniest words !!
Once a kid asked if I was gonna take his lunch money and beat him up...
When my cousin was little she said she like "choppeded" (as in chop-ted) ice in her drink.
I asked my 4 year old nephew to marry me and he laughed and said no... :(
Can you be my mom?
No sweetie I can't.
Because you already have a mom and if she knew you asked me that she'd be upset.
I want a step-mom.
So you want your mom and dad to...
I do say stupid things and I have lost friends because of the things I have said. But on top of that I ask stupid questions.
I get to do so many things I always wanted to do when I was a kid. I get to enjoy things and laugh at silly things that I was always too pretentious to enjoy before. I get to be...
KID: How old are you?
KID: Does being 39 make you elderly???
KID: You have a big belly
ME: Big belly??? WHERE???
KID: There....(points at my...
Little kids have to wear life jackets 2 reasons why they should wear them 1st is if they are new at swimming 2second if kids don't wear them they could drown "
And because of it I lost someone I genuinely loved. I thought I did anyway. We had the same humor, we thought the same about most things, he was so smart and nice and thoughtful...
I always say things that I realise I shouldn't of!
Like saying I don't believe in god next to a religious person, saying I don't like music to someone obsessed with it, telling a...
I found out that i say the stupid things while with a female friend. And i think sometimes reason of lack of confidence.
I honestly say mostly what's on my mind and I can't help myself I just end up say the weirdest most random things
I once asked my boyfriend what was the difference between an air guitar and an electric guitar smh. Not sure what I was thinking. I have moments like these every now and then and...
I once told my friend I set my computer language to crustacean instead of Swahili because I couldn't think of the word
1) I'm a weirdo 2) I hate boring things 3) school is boring( refer back to 2) 4) I'm obsessed with detective films 5) I don't know why I am doing this at all (probably boredom)