I Think Kids Say the Darndest Things

When he was about 7 months old, my son really embarrassed his Daddy. My wife had  breast fed little Mike from birth. She would pump extra milk for out on the town events. On Sunday in church, he is really acting up, my wife was out of...

Naturally children are very honest sometimes what they say is embarrassing when they repeat what they hear. But most of the time its sweet, and enjoying. One day i was angry with a friend, and i said she isn't very nice, and i don't...

I did not realize at that time that my first son used to observe me intently. He was not attending Preschool at the time, which he started at 2 1/2 years ... but was a little over 2. He has always been a bit chatty. As a matter of fact...

My daughter came up to me one day and asked if i was a slut in high school. I don't even think she really knew what the word meant. I said no of course then my son chimed in with "I don't care if mommy was a slut I still love her!" LOL...

My 6 year old daughter is very inquisitive. She recently heard the word "dibs" used in one of her shows she watches.  She asked me what I meant and I explained it in my best kid friendly words.  However, I don't think she truly...

I have a 5 year old daughter and 3 year old son.  I love both of them more than life itself.  My son is a pistol and can be very mischievous.  He is always saying things that make us laugh or floor us.  After the last snow storm he...

My 3 year old is so freaking funny!

She is way to smart for her own good, and the things that come out of her mouth are priceless:

December 7, 2012
Just picked up Shawn's friend Aiden. This was their convo as we left:
Aiden: bye...

If you are religious, you may want to stop reading this now.....

My daughter turned 8 a few days ago. Last week she was asking me who the first human being was. I have explained to her in the past the process of evolution, and the...

I remembered this today!!!

I was in North Carolina a few years ago and a little girl, after listening to me speak, innocently enquired, "What's wrong with you?" I promptly replied, "Nothing." She insisted, "Yes ... something is...

The other day my ten year old son just come up to me and asks "Mom what does jizz in your pants mean?" I couldn't help but laugh hysterically. He had no idea what was so funny. I had no idea what to say to him. So he says "Does it mean...

So the title pretty much says it, but it is either red from embarrassment, laughing, or because I am absolutely ready to explode. I am mommy to an 11 year old and 4 year old and they keep me on my toes, you can see some of their funny...

When my oldest was about 2.5 yrs old, he learned to say words, and form sentences.
He was very proud of his new found abilities. one day in church, the Pastor is talking and my son says "daddy, I know what the F word is" I am panic...

My niece's five year old daughter never ceases to amaze me.
She wanted to spend the Easter vacation with me and kept insisting that she should. For the final time I told her that it has already been arranged and that she HAS to go to...

Boys have wienies, Girls have hair!

A few days ago my 8 year old asked if she was like me. I told her yes.  She has all the best parts of me and all the best parts of her daddy in her.  She doesn't know the facts of life quite yet- but you can see her brain working...

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A true experience though
When I was posted to the Middle East, I bought a Toyota Landcruiser for my daily use. I bought the top of the range vehicle and was very proud to own my first 4 wheel drive.
I...

 
A 2nd grade class was walking thru the lobby & 2 boys was making loud quacking noises.  The school secretary reminded them they have to be quiet in the lobby.  Their teacher now embarrased asked "were you making quacking noises...