According to my three children, I'm antique! 😟
I was in the living room with my kids... they were sitting down to watch TV, and I was logging into the computer.
I love kids, can't wait to have some of my own :)
Tonight while shopping at the mall with my daughter and a friend, we noticed it was getting late, yet I still had a few stops I wanted to make.
I said, "We better hurry if we want...
My favorite (7 year old boy) asked me a question one day:
"Do you love someone?"
I knew what he meant and I immediately had my answer.
"Yeah, my mom, my dad..."
When my cousin was little she said she like "choppeded" (as in chop-ted) ice in her drink.
I asked my 4 year old nephew to marry me and he laughed and said no... :(
Can you be my mom?
No sweetie I can't.
Because you already have a mom and if she knew you asked me that she'd be upset.
I want a step-mom.
So you want your mom and dad to...
I do say stupid things and I have lost friends because of the things I have said. But on top of that I ask stupid questions.
I get to do so many things I always wanted to do when I was a kid. I get to enjoy things and laugh at silly things that I was always too pretentious to enjoy before. I get to be...
KID: How old are you?
KID: Does being 39 make you elderly???
KID: You have a big belly
ME: Big belly??? WHERE???
KID: There....(points at my...
Little kids have to wear life jackets 2 reasons why they should wear them 1st is if they are new at swimming 2second if kids don't wear them they could drown "
And because of it I lost someone I genuinely loved. I thought I did anyway. We had the same humor, we thought the same about most things, he was so smart and nice and thoughtful...
I found out that i say the stupid things while with a female friend. And i think sometimes reason of lack of confidence.
I once asked my boyfriend what was the difference between an air guitar and an electric guitar smh. Not sure what I was thinking. I have moments like these every now and then and...
I once told my friend I set my computer language to crustacean instead of Swahili because I couldn't think of the word
I hate it when I can't stop thinking about that one person, and deep down inside, I know they probably haven't even thought about me once.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
I learned in the second grade via the "Palmer Method"
I'm from Europe and we write it :)
Whenever I bring up cursive, nobody younger than me knows what the hell I'm talking about... It's so sad >.>