Peter Griffin Family Guy Moments -
thatguy1970 12 Responses 3 Jul 26, 2011
One Of The Best Medicines... - laughter is a bonus yes, not a cure...
thatoddgirl 0 Oct 11
I Do Believe Laughter Is The Best Medicine.... - Except when treating diarrhea. :)
Joni84 2 Responses 3 Oct 25
It'S Just Above Halls Breezers On The 'Best Medicine' Scale. - I totally believe laughter is the best medicine because on the occasion that I actually truly laugh at something it's super great. Oftentimes I'll know something is supposed to be funny to the average human being, my...
kralyn13 1 Nov 4
Laughter Brushes The Tears Away. - After all is said and done, laughter brushes the tears away..be of good cheer and nature and no matter what happens, move on and let the good friends and hearts you know be the angel in your own heart shining like the sun, attracting...
Artsydesigns 7 Responses 5 Jul 18, 2010
In A Bar - A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and fires a shot, barely missing the man's head. The man gets up, says thank you, and leaves a tip. Why the tip and thank you ? “because the man had the hiccups.”
boxersoff4u 1 Response 0 Sep 25
Watching King Of Queens - This Chinese man is trying to lease this apartment to one of Doug's friends and I got a kick out of this. He says "no pets, cat gets loose in Chinese restaurant and well, you never live that down". Omg it was funny.
ForeverChanged81 1 Nov 21
Humor Heals In So Many Ways. - Humor heals in so many ways. It combats fear, as it loosens anxiety’s death grip on your heart and every other living organ. It comforts and relaxes. And recent studies indicate that humor also reduces pain and boosts a person’s immune system...
coolvanity 2 Responses 6 Nov 9, 2012
She Came In Grumpy, I Made Her Laugh! - A couple of weeks ago, I was involved in a community theater production of "Cinderella." Our Saturday show was at 11 AM. An actress who was portraying one of the evil step sisters came in grumpy. She didn't know how she was going to perform...
Aspiewonder 1 Nov 7
Some Amazing "facts" .... - If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of...
AllAboutLaffs 8 Responses 7 Jun 18, 2012
Joe Pasquale Joke - Like it says there laughter is the best medicine unless you are a diabetic then insulin works better
boyracer19941 2 Responses 4 Nov 23
Even God Says So - A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. ~Proverbs 17:22
EstherBaruch 4 Responses 8 Aug 25
I Love Cats - I saw this story in the I love cats Group and it made me laugh so much I had to copy . paste and share it here: My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night...
savedbygrace0 3 Responses 6 Nov 6
If You Are Unhappy...... - Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided notto fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold thathe reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on hiswings and he fell to earth, in...
pookiem 6 Responses 3 Feb 24, 2011
Inbetweeners Still Cracking Me Up - The episode when they go out in London. "Ohh sorry. I'm sorry don't hurt me sorry. Sorry I'm on the pavement. Sorry for my little **** car. Sorry I'm such a bender." 😂😆
FreeSpirit321 1 Nov 16
A Nearsighted Minister ...... - A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." Failing to observe the punctuation, he...
danieldaramola 2 Responses 7 Apr 25, 2012
Just Saying...(part One) - 1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my...
pookiem 6 Responses 7 Nov 21, 2011
I Used To Think - I used to think laughter was the best medicine but now it's like it's just a defense mechanism. When I'm actually confused, angry or frustrated I laugh it away. When I'm in so much pain that I feel like gravity is so heavy and I can barely walk I force myself to...
RainbowDalia 0 Oct 20
9 Facts You Should Already Know - 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't want.2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.3. A successful man...
pookiem 7 Responses 4 Feb 28, 2011
I Love To Laugh - im always generally a funny person.. i always have funny stories to tell as a lot of weird things constantly seem to lavitate towards me. i cant go a day without something funny happening to me lol i find laughter to be so therapeutic.. nothing better then a...
breastlover81 1 Response 6 Nov 9, 2012
Part Of Acting Is Keeping It Real - Several years ago, I was volunteering with hospitality at a community theater. At one point, I started to have a sneezing fit. I have one of those loud sneezes in which, when I do it, everyone in the building (and, practically, the city) can...
Aspiewonder 1 Oct 9
HA Ha Ha! - I just had the best day at work. I have been laughing all day in the vineyard. I was working with two other girls and laughing our heads off. I think the rest of the crew thought we were on drugs or something (don't worry, we weren't, we didn't need them). It got the...
PurpleUmbrella 4 Responses 4 Sep 25, 2007
Chuck Norris Makes Onions Cry ! - Let's brighten everyone's day with a few Chuck Norris sayings..... When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark OFF. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March31 to April2, no-one fools...
c8lorraine 21 Responses 7 Jul 10, 2009
A girls says on EP, I am attracted to girls , I am Lesbian. I am attracted to some girls too, does that mean I am Lesbian?
lindop69 2 Responses 3 1 day ago
The Missing Wife - A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large shopping mall: "I've lost my wife somewhere in this mall. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes please?” he requested. “Why?” asked the woman. “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my...
fadzli 1 Response 4 Feb 24
My Funny Bone - Lots of things have been broken in me over the years, but I have never broken my funny bone. I'd rather laugh instead of cry, and I accredit a lot of my survival to my ability to laugh in spite of the pain. Smile at your enemy. They ******* hate that.
Twisted01 2 Responses 1 Oct 30
Ahahahahhahahha - for myself, I am more of a jokester. I love making people laugh above everything. I understand some people have the audacity to say I'm annoying, and I really could not care. I've been battling depression and I always cared about making people smile. around my...
disney22 0 Oct 25
I Couldn't Have Got Through Without Being Able To Laugh. - Between 2005 until 2008, I had 18 Neurological surgeries in a row. The first one was to revise my LP shunt to a VP shunt, the surgery went well and I was elated when 3 days after-wards I got to go home. After that...
Wotserface 1 Response 3 Aug 9, 2010
Rough Day.... - The best think after a hard day is being able to laugh about something. Laughter always seems to turn your mood around and make things better!
bella2182 2 Responses 2 Nov 9
😀 - I know when I am happy, I can make other people happy :) I love to laugh and I love to laugh soooo much with people that even my stomach begins to hurt haha ;)
Lizzy8888 2 Responses 3 Oct 28
Cats, a Photo Montage For Fun - I just wanted to share some of the laughs I've been having this evening. xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx I'M NOT ANGRY......WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT...
c8lorraine 23 Responses 8 Jul 2, 2009
The Gorilla & The Red Neck - A small zoo in Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse...
DanCan1 2 Responses 4 Dec 10, 2012
Time to time I sit with my mum and we crack jokes and laugh at each other.. My mum is so cute I love her to bits.. We laugh at all sorts that some times my tears drop... It's an amazing feeling to see my mum laugh and be happy..
Nimz30 1 1 day ago
A Smart Transaction - A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asked for a loan officer. She said to the loan officer that she's going to Europe for two weeks and need to borrow $5,000.00. The loan officer said that the bank will need some kind of security for the loan. So...
fadzli 3 Responses 4 May 18
Grandmas Bathroom - I love her wall decor.. A toilet seat that says "if you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"
lucy1638 12 Responses 10 Aug 24
My Etch-a-sketch - Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. What do I do?A: Pick it up and shake it.Q: How do I turn my Etch-S-Sketch off?A: Pick it up and shake it.Q: What is the short cut for 'Undo'?A: Pick it up and shake it.Q: How do I...
pookiem 8 Responses 3 Aug 8, 2011
I'll Have What She's Having - Several weeks ago, I was at a tavern I normally hand out. A few stools away from me, a waitress was counting her financial tips. I turned to the barmaid, pointed to the waitress and said, "I'll have what she's having."
Aspiewonder 1 Nov 15
For Bush - Go smugly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in stonewalling. As far as possible, leave no chance of surrender and be on superior terms to all other persons. Speak your truthiness loudly and garbled; and never listen to others...
c8lorraine 4 Responses 4 Jun 12, 2010
Cartoons - spongebob squarepants (: ❤️
teemonkeysocks 1 Response 3 Oct 8
I Love To Laugh - I love to laugh! I laugh at basically anything! It is better to laugh than to cry
Lala3677 0 Oct 27
Unless . . - Unless you have severe abdominal pain, or a fractured limb, or a small piece of glass in your eye, or something like that . .
TimeTrvler 2 Responses 4 Aug 29
Keep Laughing And Live Healthy!! - Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis
barbiedick 3 Responses 0 Oct 30
Quote - The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh.
OoLunaoO 4 Responses 4 Jun 20, 2011
Not In My Part - My friend and I went on a beach, and there's a seesaw by the bay, and we played, she first sat on the seesaw and when i was about to sit.. I am heavier than her so she goes straight up, lost control and fell down on the side, good thing it's in the sands, but.. I...
xaveatsbacon 1 Oct 16
Community Theater Joke - Q: How many community theater actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. The first to screw in the light bulb, the other two to describe how they would have played the role differently.
Aspiewonder 1 Oct 16
How Laughter Cured Norman Cousins - Norman Cousins was the Editor of The Saturday Review, and was diagnosed with a debilitating disease which required him to be hospitalized. The disease had no cure and was getting worse all the time. With his doctor's approval, Cousins left...
goodogstay 1 Oct 16
Being A Sweet One - With every stage production I'm in, I always bring in a glass jar of Jelly Belly Jelly Beans to share with the cast. My cast members always appreciate the fact that I bring in jelly beans; most of them always stuff a handful into their mouths before or after...
Aspiewonder 1 Response 0 Nov 23
Notice In A Library! - Notice in a Library: "Please Hold Kamasutra book with both hand while reading"
enderamki 4 Responses 4 May 7, 2012
The Marriage Certificate - A wife sat down and was seriously staring at her marriage certificate. After a long time her husband asked, "What are you looking for? She replied, "The expiration date."
jml2000 7 Responses 4 Jul 31
The Talking Dog - I was taking a walk one afternoon when I passed a tree with this sign, "Talking Dog 4 Sale". Being the curious type that I am, I went up & knocked on the door. A moment later I was looking at a middle aged man & a Beagle type dog sitting beside him. "I saw...
pookiem 5 Responses 6 Feb 3, 2011
Talking Parrots! - A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots. " "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are pr0stitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's terrible!" the...
fishsweeper 3 Responses 4 Jul 24
There's nothing better than laughing so much your sides hurt, and tears are pouring down your face.
azwick90 1 2 days ago
My Most Embarrasing Moment - Do u know when a persons most embarrasing movements come that come without warning yeah so this happened to me I was in my family friends house who was a girl and another boy well I'm also called a comedian well I was telling a senseless thing but...
AnimeLover44 0 Oct 10
Yes - isnt bout avoiding feelings..i think just wanting to feel ok.laughter is one of the best medicines ..when im sad i always try to find something to laugh or try to do something for others to smile.when others laugh is the best gift. :Pand something for above 14+hahaha...
amysangels 24 Responses 7 Jan 12, 2010
Good Luck - Is it good luck if you get hit by a random bird poop?
50ShadesOfFray 2 Responses 1 Oct 11
I'm Feeling Like I Don't Like My Best Friend Anymore - I don't know anymore. She used to be such a great friend who I wanted to spend so much time when then all of a sudden I felt like she kept clinging to me, even though I like clinging to others too. I feel like she's too close...
ImaginativeDayDreamer 0 Nov 18