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I Think Laughter Is the Best Medicine

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    When you drink Vodka over ice,

    it can give you kidney failure, When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure, When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems, When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. just a...
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    Tech Glossary 486: The average IQ needed to

    understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple's new Macs that make you say 'Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought...
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    Talking Parrots!

    A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots. " "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are pr0stitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed...
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    A bicycle can’t stand on its own

    because it’s two tired. :)
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    "Whatever you give a woman,

    she will make greater. If you give her *****, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So...
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    Hahaha Laughter is good physically

    and psychologically it uplifts your mood, mind and soul!Laughter dissolves distressing emotions. You can’t feel anxious, angry, or sad when you’re laughing!Laughter helps you relax and recharge. It reduces stress and increases energy, as well as help you to...
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    Anyone need a good laugh?

    http://youtu.be/lUyKpfbB9M8
    KylieLaine KylieLaine 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    There's no better medicine like a good laugh,

    so laugh and smile it's free. :)
    olnyiknow olnyiknow 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 17

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    Cats, a Photo Montage For Fun

     I just wanted to share some of the laughs I've been having this evening.     xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx   xxxxxxxx I'M NOT ANGRY......WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT ! xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx...
    c8lorraine c8lorraine 56-60 23 Responses Jul 2, 2009

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    A Nearsighted Minister ......

    A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing...
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    Autocorrect A man received the following text

    from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I...
    DanCan1 DanCan1 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 14

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    I'm feeling down...I need a laugh,

    anybody here think they can cheer me up?
    sarastar7 sarastar7 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    TEACHING HIM A LESSON A young man at this

    construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I...
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    The Talking Dog

    I was taking a walk one afternoon when I passed a tree with this sign, "Talking Dog 4 Sale".  Being the curious type that I am, I went up & knocked on the door.  A moment later I was looking at a middle aged man & a Beagle type dog sitting beside him.  "I saw your sign on the...
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    Some Amazing "facts" ....

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like...
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    There was a blonde who was sitting next to a

    lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him. The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but...
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    Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden

    feeling very lonely, so God asked, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Adam replied that he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion – a woman. ‘This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every...
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    Chuck Norris Makes Onions Cry !

     Let's brighten everyone's day with a few Chuck Norris sayings..... When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark OFF. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March31 to April2, no-one fools Chuck. Chuck Norris tells his...
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    My Darling HusbandDear John,

    I am sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your IBM computer entered our lives two years ago.The children are doing well...
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    I urge you to please notice

    when you are happy and exclaim or, murmur or, think at some point. "If this isn't nice. I don't know what is."
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    Humor Heals In So Many Ways.

    Humor heals in so many ways. It combats fear, as it loosens anxiety’s death grip on your heart and every other living organ. It comforts and relaxes. And recent studies indicate that humor also reduces pain and boosts a person’s immune system. “Laughter dissolves tension...
    coolvanity coolvanity 26-30 1 Response Nov 9, 2012

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    I wish the price is right audience was around

    when I was making an important life decision!
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    i swear when im on this site somedays,

    i feel like im watching that scene in finding nemo, when the crab is out of water, and all the seagalls are chasing it and saying "mine, mine, mine...." this pertaining to when just about any female posts something and all these dudes jump on that post......just sayin lol
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    A little girl was talking to her teacher about

    whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl insisted that it was possible because after all Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher...
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    God created the donkey & said to him: “You

    will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. You will be a donkey. “The donkey answered: “I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too much. Give me only 20 years...
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    Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man +

    Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
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    The strong young man at the construction site

    was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that...
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    An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door

    of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way, buddy, you're too drunk." A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk" Five minutes later...
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    Biblical Theme Songs Noah: "Raindrops Keep

    Falling on My Head" Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise" Lazarus: "The Second Time Around" Esther: "I Feel Pretty" Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues" Moses: "The Wanderer" Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp" Samson: "Hair"Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night" Daniel...
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    A newsboy was standing on the corner with a

    stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it; Fifty people swindled!” Fifty people swindled! Curios, a man walked over, bought a paper, and said, "Hey kid, this is an old paper, where’s the story about the big swindle?” The newsboy ignored him and went on calling out...
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    Just Saying...(part One)

       1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you      with experience.                          2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.   3. Light...
    pookiem pookiem 56-60, F 5 Responses Nov 21, 2011

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    I've been feeling a little down lately with all

    that it's going on in my life. Leave it to a 7 year old to make me laugh and brighten my day. We took our dogs out for a walk (we have 2 Boston terriers female/male) they were doing their thing and all of the sudden my male dog licks the females but, all of the sudden i hear a...
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    EP is my favorite thing

    for finals week because I can always find something to laugh about :)
    singsinshower singsinshower 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 8

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    Heaven And Hell

    Heaven is where: The police are British The chefs Italiano The mechanics German The lovers French And all organised by the Swiss Hell is where: The police German The chefs British The mechanics French The lovers Swiss And all organised by us Italiano's Lol
    LapiudolceTS LapiudolceTS 36-40, T 7 Responses Jul 18, 2012

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    Laughter makes you loosen up

    and not take yourself so serious. Whenever I start feeling drained I get a good dose of laughter! It always does the trick. So liberating!
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    Success

    At age 4 success is. . .not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . .having a friends. At age 17 success is . . .having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . . .having money. At age 50 success is . . .having money. At age 70 success is . . .having a drivers license. At...
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    Joey: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

    Father: Och, don't ask about such things during meals, it's gross, Joey! Mother: Why did you say that, honey? Joey: Because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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    I Love To Laugh

    im always generally a funny person.. i always have funny stories to tell as a lot of weird things constantly seem to lavitate towards me. i cant go a day without something funny happening to me lol i find laughter to be so therapeutic.. nothing better then a good laugh.. if a...
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    A student comes to a young professor's office

    hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam," she says. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything..." He returns her gaze...
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    I Love Cats

    I saw this story in the I love cats Group and it made me laugh so much I had to copy . paste and share it here: My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the...
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    Yes

    isnt bout avoiding feelings..i think just wanting to feel ok.laughter is one of the best medicines ..when im sad i always try to find something to laugh or try to do something for others to smile.when others laugh is the best gift. :Pand something for above 14+hahaha :D
    amysangels amysangels 22-25, F 23 Responses Jan 12, 2010

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    TEACHER: Why are you late,

    Frank? FRANK: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    One of my boys was shy

    but played many sports. When he got to a different high school, he became bullied partly for his size among other things. He dropped all sports and withdrew socially for the entire first year. Every morning when I come downstairs, they don't know what to expect. I am jumping...
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