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I Think Laughter Is the Best Medicine

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    "Whatever you give a woman,

    she will make greater. If you give her *****, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So...
    DanCan1 DanCan1 61-65, M 2 Responses Mar 8, 2014

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    The next time I am in the market

    for a washer and dryer set, I am going to look for a model without the sock monster option. I have been saving socks for years in the hopes that the sock monster will set their match free. But no such luck. Damn you sock monster! Damn you!
    PP86 PP86 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2014

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    Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.

    He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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    Three college professors were driving down the

    highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver pointed out the sign that read "20." He explained that he was going 20 mph because of the sign. The policeman pointed out that the sign...
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    Success

    At age 4 success is. . .not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . .having a friends. At age 17 success is . . .having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . . .having money. At age 50 success is . . .having money. At age 70 success is . . .having a drivers license. At...
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    When you drink Vodka over ice,

    it can give you kidney failure, When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure, When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems, When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. just a...
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    Talking Parrots!

    A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots. " "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are pr0stitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper 51-55, F 9 Responses Jul 24, 2013

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    A God ,,, tell me to death

    that I am going to 5 minutes ........ , , , , , , , cause I will want change my status before death,and also want format.
    searchnew searchnew 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 28

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    Two muffins are in a oven One muffin said "phew

    it's hot in here" The other muffin said "oh my, a talking muffin!"
    kman312 kman312 13-15, M Apr 7

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    i swear when im on this site somedays,

    i feel like im watching that scene in finding nemo, when the crab is out of water, and all the seagalls are chasing it and saying "mine, mine, mine...." this pertaining to when just about any female posts something and all these dudes jump on that post......just sayin lol
    DevilbehindMyeyes DevilbehindMyeyes 31-35, M 3 Responses Jun 17, 2014

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    The teacher asked little Johnny

    if he knew his numbers. "Yes," he said, "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three?" "Four," answers the boy. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a fine job. What comes after ten?" "A jack!"
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Mar 27

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    A man has a heart attack

    and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, "you're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to...
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    A young man studying in a college abroad sent

    this SMS to his father: "Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son." The father replied: "Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad."
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Feb 15

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    I decided to make my password "incorrect"

    because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect
    searchnew searchnew 18-21, M 3 Responses Mar 23

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    Just Saying...(part One)

       1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you      with experience.                          2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.   3. Light...
    pookiem pookiem 56-60, F 5 Responses Nov 21, 2011

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    Heaven And Hell

    Heaven is where: The police are British The chefs Italiano The mechanics German The lovers French And all organised by the Swiss Hell is where: The police German The chefs British The mechanics French The lovers Swiss And all organised by us Italiano's Lol
    LapiudolceTS LapiudolceTS 36-40, T 6 Responses Jul 18, 2012

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    I couldn't stop laughing

    when I saw this photo... Lolz 
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    Feline Heaven A cat dies

    and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask." The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God...
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    The teacher asked Simon,

    "Simon, if I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what would I have?” “Huge hands, sir.”
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    A Nearsighted Minister ......

    A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing...
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    I Love Cats

    I saw this story in the I love cats Group and it made me laugh so much I had to copy . paste and share it here: My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the...
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    One of my boys was shy

    but played many sports. When he got to a different high school, he became bullied partly for his size among other things. He dropped all sports and withdrew socially for the entire first year. Every morning when I come downstairs, they don't know what to expect. I am jumping...
    firennice firennice 51-55 3 Responses Jun 20, 2014

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    Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal,

    and said to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!" and approached a second man. "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then leave this den...
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M Feb 16

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    The Talking Dog

    I was taking a walk one afternoon when I passed a tree with this sign, "Talking Dog 4 Sale".  Being the curious type that I am, I went up & knocked on the door.  A moment later I was looking at a middle aged man & a Beagle type dog sitting beside him.  "I saw your sign on the...
    pookiem pookiem 56-60, F 5 Responses Feb 3, 2011

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    When I was young,I was afraid of the dark.

    When I get my electric bill ,I am afraid of the light.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 11

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    Yes

    isnt bout avoiding feelings..i think just wanting to feel ok.laughter is one of the best medicines ..when im sad i always try to find something to laugh or try to do something for others to smile.when others laugh is the best gift. :Pand something for above 14+hahaha :D
    amysangels amysangels 22-25, F 23 Responses Jan 12, 2010

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    Will Not to mention Loyalty will not be a

    matter of faith, so it will still love after March closing
    searchnew searchnew 18-21, M Mar 24

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    There was a blonde who was sitting next to a

    lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him. The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but...
    sister11 sister11 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 3, 2014

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    I was traveling between West Palm Beach

    and Boca Raton the other day (south of Jupiter) when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it, too, was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the...
    DanCan1 DanCan1 61-65, M 1 Response Feb 14

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    The farmer's son was returning from the market

    with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 2

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    The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a

    proposal from the prime minister of Israel. "Your Holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "The Israeli prime minister wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths." The Pope thought it was a good...
    DanCan1 DanCan1 61-65, M Feb 12

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    Where's the Money? A notorious mafia boss is

    looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that he is "protecting." Feeling the heat from the police force, he decides to use a deaf person for the job so that even if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Jan 11

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    for me, its when i can get a laugh out of

    someone. i take pride in the fact that everytime i make someone laugh i brighten there mood, and day.
    yournotsoimaginaryfriend yournotsoimaginaryfriend 13-15, M 2 Responses Mar 25

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    Chuck Norris Makes Onions Cry !

     Let's brighten everyone's day with a few Chuck Norris sayings..... When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark OFF. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March31 to April2, no-one fools Chuck. Chuck Norris tells his...
    c8lorraine c8lorraine 56-60 21 Responses Jul 10, 2009

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