I Think Lawyers Are Blood-sucking Gutter Scum

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    Episode One

    When you are lying hog-tied and ball-gagged and choking on your own phlegm, and being sodomised by the blunt end of a legal instrument, you have two choices: You can buck and writhe and try to stretch the strictures enough to slip a hand free, at least, which you can then...
    amberdextrous amberdextrous
    51-55, M
    17 Responses Feb 25, 2010

    Whaaa?

    Yes. And your point is? This is why I departed law school, as any ethical person would have.
    7proctor 7proctor
    61-65, M
    Nov 15, 2011
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