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I Think Levin60kitty Is a Space Alien

I Shall Expose his Nefarious Plot 25 People

    Chapter Four

      When last we left out EP superheroes team of Dasmuggler (DM) CuriosityKitten (CK) and Moomouse (MM) along with their nude sidekick Nudeinva (NV), SergeantTim (ST) had betrayed them and was involved in an argument with Commander Pushky (CP) and his evil cohorts Glorp and...
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 28 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    &*%$#@#$%^^ It

    Duty calls - I will have to be gone for perhaps two days.  Shucks - I wanted to write stupid stuff all weekend long and now . . . .  Oh well.  I will see you guys Monday or before if I get everything done.  Cheers.  Levin (the old weird white haired guy)
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 21, 2009

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    Chapter Three

    The television blares as the red eyed old sot stares at it. "Weellllll boys and girls, what time is it?" "Its howdy doody time!"   ST (Sergeant Tim) -- " Jesus, where do they get these reruns? He shoots the TV with his pistol. **** Howdy Doody...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 19 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Eleven Versus Ten

    Levin60kitty is very funny, but he always tries to change the ten word stories to eleven word stories.  I believe that this is because the number 10 is the sign of the devil on his planet!
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 21 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    This... Is... Not... True...

    Commander... Levin60Kitty... is... not... an... alien He... is... not... attempting... to ... take... over... your... world... He... has... not ... reprogrammed ... my ... mind... All... is... well... You... should.... have... no... fear... Assimilation... is... fun... and...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 16 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Chapter 3

    Miss Bebe sat there staring at Moomouse.  the mouse turned to her.  I know you from somewhere, don't I. BB - "Well yes, I am you." MM - "What, you are me.  How can that be?" BB - "Oh come on.  You EP subscribers are all Star Trek...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    This Aint' About Space Aliens

    MY TRIP TOWARDS MEXICO By Levin,  aka the space alien         It was a job, getting packed up for the trip.  There was Me, Ma, Mae Ella (our weird cousin)and our two dogs, Minus and Lucky.  We call him minus because he ain...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Mar 26, 2009

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    Beware

    He is really the space alien that he "warns" us all about and plans to talk EP members into boarding his ship in order to make his Human Stew "It's a cook book!" Beware those anal probes as well  
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 24 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    I Am...not...a ... Space... Alien

    Yesterday we left the evil Pushky in a face off with our three superheroes and the naked guy. Also, sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor of his office. Dinosaurs roamed the earth and volcanes erupted. A giant asteroid was headed towards Hog Squeal, Alabama, but what the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    I Warn All of You

    I am not a space alien.  Just because my footprints glow and I get TV channels through my teeth -- well, come on - that's close to being normal.  If you continue to believe I am a space alien I will zap you with my Klingon blaster.  oops.  uh forget I just...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 36 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    PUSHKY

    Commander Pushky is still missing.  He took all the damned space alien chips so we are out of business here at the ****OLE headquarters.  Oh well.  Maybe he banished me from the WEIRDO space alien group.  If so I will be looking for antoher group to bore with...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Feb 20, 2009

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    Another Stupid Ep Adventure

    The old white haired curmdudgeon sat in his small office with a glass of Jim Beam in his hand, singing.  "Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail," suddenly a shout came from across the street.  "Shut up, you stupid idiot.  We all know you...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    The Ep Trio, Er Uh Quartet??? Anyone Seen the Script?

            The last time we left our superheroes they were after pills and the naked guy still hadn't found his clothes.  Sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor and the evil Pushky was laughing sadistically.  Klaatu and Glorp sat in the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 17, 2009

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    My Excuse For Being Gone.

    To my friends,             I apologize for being gone these last couple of  days.             I was helping three more guys load bricks into the third floor...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 7 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    A Plea

    Anyone here seen Commander Pushky?  I lost him - haven't heard from him in ages.  I hope his phaser didn't backfire and vaporize him; or worse still, the almighty came and took him away.   Let me know.
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 19, 2009

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    Keeping All of You Updated.

    I keep getting the news from outer space.  (It usually comes through the filling of my teeth, although sometimes I get it through me penis. ) This is the further adventures of our intrepid crew of three crime fighters.  I have been trying to find a name for them...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 5 Responses Feb 11, 2009

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    Chapter 4.5

    With too many naked bodies standing around the headquarter tables, Dasmuggler shakes his head in disbelief and says, "What the ****?!" He then reaches into his pocket, where he grabs a vile of meds and shakes the bottle at CK and Moo. He smiles and motions for us to...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I want to hear people's theories about aliens Like what they may look like What you'd look like as an alien I drew myself as one once It's in an album on my profile I'd...
    Faeriepool Faeriepool 22-25, T 1 Response 4 days ago

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    1-tea 2-music 3-animals 4-the night time 5-darkness 6-thinking of someone 7-long conversions 8-games 9-riddles 10-friends 11-family 12-drawing 13-walking 14-singing 15-dancing...
    hallow1331 hallow1331 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    This will be focused on Astral and oobe's. I consider oobe's when I remember either getting out or in to my physical body. Astral is when I am in the higher realms and don't...
    LoveUnite LoveUnite 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I am really thinking about this a lot. I've written about it Before but it's just... so mind wondering for me, it's Always as if, when you Think you know something, something else...
    LoveUnite LoveUnite 26-30, F a week ago

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    BTW I will most likely delete all my experiences after a while, I Always do this. I've seen a big grey being also in a Dream state, I was in a empty room and first nothing there...
    LoveUnite LoveUnite 26-30, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    lets put it this way. And alien is basically classified a living thing not from where you are. now if we put that as something as a living thing not from earth then we have already...
    fallenzero fallenzero 22-25, M 1 Response May 14

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    I have this strange sensation that boils inside of me whenever I am outside. It is especially clear at night, when the stars are visible. I feel like I am not home, as if something...
    idiopathic idiopathic 22-25, T 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    This is continued from the previous post. After that Meeting, I struggled a lot, it was much for me to handle, mentaly and emotionally. Because Everything inside me told me it was...
    LoveUnite LoveUnite 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Okay, I most def not saying this that happened is due to aliens, I am Writing it in this topic since IF something paranormal happened I Believe it was aliens. But logicily it...
    LoveUnite LoveUnite 26-30, F May 16

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    I really doubt we're all alone in this 'universe'. I believe we may find aliens one day, if at all. I also think they really don't care about us, because frankly humans think they...
    Cadiaaya Cadiaaya 26-30, F 5 Responses May 14

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    yeap and the new Alien Isolation game is a damn love letter to Alien fans <3
    Yaird Yaird 16-17, M Apr 29

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    I think that im not a human being. I mean im human ,but not in my head and not in my soul. Im interested in paranormal and alien movies. Im interested in it since i was a kid. What...
    tokyo60s tokyo60s 31-35, F 1 Response May 7

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    I've always felt unique and always felt alienated an outkast always labeled and called different always feeling like I don't belong here. I feel like I was left on this planet by...
    blasianalien blasianalien 22-25, F May 13

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    Theoretically speaking, Aliens have to exist. If the universe is infinite, there has to be an infinite number of planets and an infinite number of lifeforms. So there has to be...
    blubbyourmom blubbyourmom 22-25, M 4 Responses May 14

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    Maybe I should clarify that this group has nothing to do with the movie "Alien" It's not about no movie Even though movies with aliens are very free to discuss In fact I might do...
    Faeriepool Faeriepool 22-25, T 4 days ago

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    The first time we crossed paths, it was my freshman year of high school. I was on my way to class when I saw him. Nothing about his appearance struck me, but I felt like I knew or...
    ArizonaTea ArizonaTea 18-21, F 1 Response May 2

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    I wish so badly I could let go. I try so hard. I wake up and I say a thanks for having a bed, a roof over my head, parents that love me despite my having grown and stumbled so...
    Demise Demise 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 26

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    In person, if you just push yourself into my personal bubble and force yourself into my personal space, then I become uncomfortable. If you're extroverted, do that and think I hate...
    THISarcane THISarcane 18-21, F May 8

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    Here's something that just popped in my head. So we have 46 chromosomes. Hmm... I wonder at what point in life did we evolve from 44 chromosomes? Was it in the human evolution...
    TotalityOfMe TotalityOfMe 36-40, M 10 Responses May 13

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    anyone watch Ancient Aliens? If u haven't they have the first two seasons on Netflix.
    DML2451 DML2451 22-25, M 3 Responses May 14

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    I want to be abducted my aliens, could any contactee try to help me as much as they can in that?
    ahmededo ahmededo 22-25, M May 15

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    My two sons are being alienated from me. This is a highly contentious divorce. They refuse to see me.
    lcavus lcavus 51-55, F a week ago

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    I am an alien. I was born on another planet.
    Thekherham Thekherham 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    I was diagnosed with DDNOS...this is my experience of it and my parts. EMOTIONAL PARTS: Emil: Age-13-17. Male? Skinny (possibly anorexic tendencies). Brown hair, emo style-short...
    TheCynicalOne TheCynicalOne 22-25, F May 13

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    What gives someone the right to make someone else feel less about themselves or making someone feel like they can't be themselves without fear of being judged or criticised. I...
    blasianalien blasianalien 22-25, F 1 Response May 7

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    Just feel like Writing today. I understand people are not so much open to the idea of being taken by Et's astrally, well I consider them ID's since it's in Another dimension. I...
    LoveUnite LoveUnite 26-30, F 4 Responses a week ago

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