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I Think Levin60kitty Is a Space Alien

I Shall Expose his Nefarious Plot 25 People

    Eleven Versus Ten

    Levin60kitty is very funny, but he always tries to change the ten word stories to eleven word stories.  I believe that this is because the number 10 is the sign of the devil on his planet!
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 21 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Chapter 3

    Miss Bebe sat there staring at Moomouse.  the mouse turned to her.  I know you from somewhere, don't I. BB - "Well yes, I am you." MM - "What, you are me.  How can that be?" BB - "Oh come on.  You EP subscribers are all Star Trek...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    Chapter Three

    The television blares as the red eyed old sot stares at it. "Weellllll boys and girls, what time is it?" "Its howdy doody time!"   ST (Sergeant Tim) -- " Jesus, where do they get these reruns? He shoots the TV with his pistol. **** Howdy Doody...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 19 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    The Ep Trio, Er Uh Quartet??? Anyone Seen the Script?

            The last time we left our superheroes they were after pills and the naked guy still hadn't found his clothes.  Sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor and the evil Pushky was laughing sadistically.  Klaatu and Glorp sat in the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 17, 2009

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    I Am...not...a ... Space... Alien

    Yesterday we left the evil Pushky in a face off with our three superheroes and the naked guy. Also, sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor of his office. Dinosaurs roamed the earth and volcanes erupted. A giant asteroid was headed towards Hog Squeal, Alabama, but what the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Chapter 4.5

    With too many naked bodies standing around the headquarter tables, Dasmuggler shakes his head in disbelief and says, "What the ****?!" He then reaches into his pocket, where he grabs a vile of meds and shakes the bottle at CK and Moo. He smiles and motions for us to...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    I Warn All of You

    I am not a space alien.  Just because my footprints glow and I get TV channels through my teeth -- well, come on - that's close to being normal.  If you continue to believe I am a space alien I will zap you with my Klingon blaster.  oops.  uh forget I just...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 36 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    PUSHKY

    Commander Pushky is still missing.  He took all the damned space alien chips so we are out of business here at the ****OLE headquarters.  Oh well.  Maybe he banished me from the WEIRDO space alien group.  If so I will be looking for antoher group to bore with...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Feb 20, 2009

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    A Plea

    Anyone here seen Commander Pushky?  I lost him - haven't heard from him in ages.  I hope his phaser didn't backfire and vaporize him; or worse still, the almighty came and took him away.   Let me know.
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 19, 2009

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    Beware

    He is really the space alien that he "warns" us all about and plans to talk EP members into boarding his ship in order to make his Human Stew "It's a cook book!" Beware those anal probes as well  
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 24 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    This... Is... Not... True...

    Commander... Levin60Kitty... is... not... an... alien He... is... not... attempting... to ... take... over... your... world... He... has... not ... reprogrammed ... my ... mind... All... is... well... You... should.... have... no... fear... Assimilation... is... fun... and...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 16 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Chapter Four

      When last we left out EP superheroes team of Dasmuggler (DM) CuriosityKitten (CK) and Moomouse (MM) along with their nude sidekick Nudeinva (NV), SergeantTim (ST) had betrayed them and was involved in an argument with Commander Pushky (CP) and his evil cohorts Glorp and...
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 28 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    This Aint' About Space Aliens

    MY TRIP TOWARDS MEXICO By Levin,  aka the space alien         It was a job, getting packed up for the trip.  There was Me, Ma, Mae Ella (our weird cousin)and our two dogs, Minus and Lucky.  We call him minus because he ain...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Mar 26, 2009

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    Another Stupid Ep Adventure

    The old white haired curmdudgeon sat in his small office with a glass of Jim Beam in his hand, singing.  "Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail," suddenly a shout came from across the street.  "Shut up, you stupid idiot.  We all know you...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    My Excuse For Being Gone.

    To my friends,             I apologize for being gone these last couple of  days.             I was helping three more guys load bricks into the third floor...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 7 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    Keeping All of You Updated.

    I keep getting the news from outer space.  (It usually comes through the filling of my teeth, although sometimes I get it through me penis. ) This is the further adventures of our intrepid crew of three crime fighters.  I have been trying to find a name for them...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 5 Responses Feb 11, 2009

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    &*%$#@#$%^^ It

    Duty calls - I will have to be gone for perhaps two days.  Shucks - I wanted to write stupid stuff all weekend long and now . . . .  Oh well.  I will see you guys Monday or before if I get everything done.  Cheers.  Levin (the old weird white haired guy)
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 21, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I might be regularly abducted by space aliens.
    Giskard Giskard 41-45, M Apr 7

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    i think im an alien, my family is norwegian but live in america, my last name is skolds, i have pointy ears and chin, i was born blonde and with squinty hazel eyes but after i...
    balzabem balzabem 26-30, M 2 Responses Apr 16

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    OCTOBER 29, 2014 BY B. ROBERT FARZAD How to Protect Your Child From a Narcissistic Father or Mother? How to protect your child from a narcissistic father or mother Protecting...
    rescueme99 rescueme99 41-45 1 Response Apr 15

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    I am an anomaly. I am a mother who has lost her children through parental alienation. The pain is excruciatingly horrific and beyond words. I was a stay at home mom who also...
    WiltedTulip WiltedTulip 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 16

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    Im about to talk it out.. i need to dump all of this off my shoulders.. im sorry if its rambling at long.. I don't actually expect anyone to read.. but i need a place to put these...
    alienmom82 alienmom82 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    I'm 19 and I feel like a corpse, a corpse who might have aspergers. You know, I used to wish that I would find a friend who is kind of just like me, just in another body. I use to...
    TheAnonymousINFx TheAnonymousINFx 18-21, F Apr 7

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    Outdated Concept Without Merit-This is a FAKE ILLNESS that does NOT exist and has been repeatedly disproven. I removed my child born to a American mother in the United States to...
    HappyinHague HappyinHague 41-45, M 5 Responses Mar 30

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    Im not superstitious about much, except aliens. In my eyes, there is such a large chance that they exist, due to how large the universe is, that I have a hard time thinking we are...
    AnAnonymousPanda AnAnonymousPanda 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 8

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    This poor man was about to be hit by a car and put of nowhere a figure "flashed" across the screen and the man and alien disappeared and reappears a second later at the crosswalks...
    AlphaStigma77 AlphaStigma77 13-15, M 2 Responses Apr 11

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    So... are they really aliens? I call them et's, id's. Though even that feels wrong to call them. But I have encountered real physical et's which I will say are et's since they...
    LoveUnite LoveUnite 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 13

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    I wish so badly I could let go. I try so hard. I wake up and I say a thanks for having a bed, a roof over my head, parents that love me despite my having grown and stumbled so...
    Demise Demise 22-25, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I think we need more parties to side with. Granted I don't have a preferred party nor do I vote. But I would be neat to have a communist party and I'm talk about what communism...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    Okay so it was a sleep paralysis episode, or at least that's what I thought. I've witnesses unidentifiable craft flying around, but it was during this sleep paralysis that I saw an...
    theindigoboy theindigoboy 18-21, M 4 Responses Apr 3

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    Don't call me crazy but if aliens aren't real then why do I se lights in the sky all the time
    Notcrazy581 Notcrazy581 18-21, M 5 Responses Apr 8

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    Yes been looking at things like the new world order and the illuminati ( I don't believe in it for say). And I can't help but think we do need one we are week as humans we have a...
    alexmudd alexmudd 18-21, M Apr 13

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    It happened again last night. I remember going through this as an adolescent. It led to many fears and unusual behaviors that still remain with me. In this story, I will share my...
    EarthCreature EarthCreature 26-30, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    With the custom furniture on tiny house nation. I love the save the space crew it and design structure the ikea furniture too, smart save space ideas. Drool I wanna fixer upper...
    ophelia379 ophelia379 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    Sometimes I wonder whether I need to see a doctor already. I feel like I am falling into an abyss the entire time. I can't deal with my problems on my own. Nobody understand me and...
    AmberDD AmberDD 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 27

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    Battle los angeles. How sad is it. That i want alien attack. To unite us. No more racism. No more religion battles. No more gay bashing. No more wealth versus poor...
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Apr 16

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    " The marijuana trick " I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS. SIMPLY SHARING THE INFORMATION.And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger...
    Hiddenheart101 Hiddenheart101 56-60, F 1 Response Apr 17

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    I am indeed creating a space for the POSITIVE and the positive alone... Eschewing every form of negativity... In doing this...I am learning to appreciate everything and everyone...
    TouchaSoul TouchaSoul 31-35, F Mar 27

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    I'm still thinking about how to do this. Nothing seems right, I stopped all work today as everything made me cry and want to die, there is not one moment going past without asking...
    BlueSkysAreCold BlueSkysAreCold 22-25, F Mar 27

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    By the end of busy long and exhausted day I just want to be alone. I'm listening in to my tunes and enjoying my space. does anyone feel like that.
    Awesomegal81 Awesomegal81 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 10

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    It never ceases to amaze me how fame could destroy a person. One minute you're at the height of your popularity and the next thing you know, you're plummeting to heights, the...
    abcdefghisabelmnopqrst abcdefghisabelmnopqrst 26-30, F Apr 11

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    as i read the posts in this space, i don't feel as alone as i did before i got here. i'm sorry for everyone's trouble, and my own. do any of you think that we can help each other...
    guestno3 guestno3 41-45 2 Responses Apr 18

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    He says he needs space........this breaks my heart. I know it shouldn't. But it feels like a direct slam at me, no matter how I think of it. It's hard to hear him say something...
    bambino420 bambino420 18-21, F 4 Responses 1 hr ago

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    Please respond with authenticity,