I Think Levin60kitty Is a Space Alien

I Shall Expose his Nefarious Plot 25 People

    PUSHKY

    Commander Pushky is still missing.  He took all the damned space alien chips so we are out of business here at the ****OLE headquarters.  Oh well.  Maybe he banished me from the WEIRDO space alien group.  If so I will be looking for antoher group to bore with...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    2 Responses Feb 20, 2009

    I Am...not...a ... Space... Alien

    Yesterday we left the evil Pushky in a face off with our three superheroes and the naked guy. Also, sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor of his office. Dinosaurs roamed the earth and volcanes erupted. A giant asteroid was headed towards Hog Squeal, Alabama, but what the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    3 Responses Feb 12, 2009

    The Ep Trio, Er Uh Quartet??? Anyone Seen the Script?

            The last time we left our superheroes they were after pills and the naked guy still hadn't found his clothes.  Sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor and the evil Pushky was laughing sadistically.  Klaatu and Glorp sat in the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    1 Response Feb 17, 2009

    This Aint' About Space Aliens

    MY TRIP TOWARDS MEXICO By Levin,  aka the space alien         It was a job, getting packed up for the trip.  There was Me, Ma, Mae Ella (our weird cousin)and our two dogs, Minus and Lucky.  We call him minus because he ain...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    1 Response Mar 26, 2009

    Eleven Versus Ten

    Levin60kitty is very funny, but he always tries to change the ten word stories to eleven word stories.  I believe that this is because the number 10 is the sign of the devil on his planet!
    nudeinva nudeinva
    51-55, M
    21 Responses Jan 27, 2009

    This... Is... Not... True...

    Commander... Levin60Kitty... is... not... an... alien He... is... not... attempting... to ... take... over... your... world... He... has... not ... reprogrammed ... my ... mind... All... is... well... You... should.... have... no... fear... Assimilation... is... fun... and...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    16 Responses Jan 27, 2009

    I Warn All of You

    I am not a space alien.  Just because my footprints glow and I get TV channels through my teeth -- well, come on - that's close to being normal.  If you continue to believe I am a space alien I will zap you with my Klingon blaster.  oops.  uh forget I just...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    36 Responses Jan 27, 2009

    Chapter 4.5

    With too many naked bodies standing around the headquarter tables, Dasmuggler shakes his head in disbelief and says, "What the ****?!" He then reaches into his pocket, where he grabs a vile of meds and shakes the bottle at CK and Moo. He smiles and motions for us to...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Feb 13, 2009

    &*%$#@#$%^^ It

    Duty calls - I will have to be gone for perhaps two days.  Shucks - I wanted to write stupid stuff all weekend long and now . . . .  Oh well.  I will see you guys Monday or before if I get everything done.  Cheers.  Levin (the old weird white haired guy)
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    1 Response Feb 21, 2009

    Chapter Three

    The television blares as the red eyed old sot stares at it. "Weellllll boys and girls, what time is it?" "Its howdy doody time!"   ST (Sergeant Tim) -- " Jesus, where do they get these reruns? He shoots the TV with his pistol. **** Howdy Doody...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    19 Responses Feb 12, 2009

    Beware

    He is really the space alien that he "warns" us all about and plans to talk EP members into boarding his ship in order to make his Human Stew "It's a cook book!" Beware those anal probes as well  
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    24 Responses Jan 27, 2009

    Chapter 3

    Miss Bebe sat there staring at Moomouse.  the mouse turned to her.  I know you from somewhere, don't I. BB - "Well yes, I am you." MM - "What, you are me.  How can that be?" BB - "Oh come on.  You EP subscribers are all Star Trek...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    2 Responses Mar 11, 2009

    Chapter Four

      When last we left out EP superheroes team of Dasmuggler (DM) CuriosityKitten (CK) and Moomouse (MM) along with their nude sidekick Nudeinva (NV), SergeantTim (ST) had betrayed them and was involved in an argument with Commander Pushky (CP) and his evil cohorts Glorp and...
    nudeinva nudeinva
    51-55, M
    28 Responses Feb 13, 2009

    A Plea

    Anyone here seen Commander Pushky?  I lost him - haven't heard from him in ages.  I hope his phaser didn't backfire and vaporize him; or worse still, the almighty came and took him away.   Let me know.
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    1 Response Feb 19, 2009

    Another Stupid Ep Adventure

    The old white haired curmdudgeon sat in his small office with a glass of Jim Beam in his hand, singing.  "Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail," suddenly a shout came from across the street.  "Shut up, you stupid idiot.  We all know you...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    3 Responses Mar 11, 2009

    Keeping All of You Updated.

    I keep getting the news from outer space.  (It usually comes through the filling of my teeth, although sometimes I get it through me penis. ) This is the further adventures of our intrepid crew of three crime fighters.  I have been trying to find a name for them...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    5 Responses Feb 11, 2009

    My Excuse For Being Gone.

    To my friends,             I apologize for being gone these last couple of  days.             I was helping three more guys load bricks into the third floor...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    61-65
    7 Responses Feb 15, 2009
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