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I Think Levin60kitty Is a Space Alien

I Shall Expose his Nefarious Plot 25 People

    PUSHKY

    Commander Pushky is still missing.  He took all the damned space alien chips so we are out of business here at the ****OLE headquarters.  Oh well.  Maybe he banished me from the WEIRDO space alien group.  If so I will be looking for antoher group to bore with...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Feb 20, 2009

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    Beware

    He is really the space alien that he "warns" us all about and plans to talk EP members into boarding his ship in order to make his Human Stew "It's a cook book!" Beware those anal probes as well  
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 24 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    This Aint' About Space Aliens

    MY TRIP TOWARDS MEXICO By Levin,  aka the space alien         It was a job, getting packed up for the trip.  There was Me, Ma, Mae Ella (our weird cousin)and our two dogs, Minus and Lucky.  We call him minus because he ain...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Mar 26, 2009

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    Keeping All of You Updated.

    I keep getting the news from outer space.  (It usually comes through the filling of my teeth, although sometimes I get it through me penis. ) This is the further adventures of our intrepid crew of three crime fighters.  I have been trying to find a name for them...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 5 Responses Feb 11, 2009

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    Eleven Versus Ten

    Levin60kitty is very funny, but he always tries to change the ten word stories to eleven word stories.  I believe that this is because the number 10 is the sign of the devil on his planet!
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 21 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    &*%$#@#$%^^ It

    Duty calls - I will have to be gone for perhaps two days.  Shucks - I wanted to write stupid stuff all weekend long and now . . . .  Oh well.  I will see you guys Monday or before if I get everything done.  Cheers.  Levin (the old weird white haired guy)
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 21, 2009

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    I Am...not...a ... Space... Alien

    Yesterday we left the evil Pushky in a face off with our three superheroes and the naked guy. Also, sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor of his office. Dinosaurs roamed the earth and volcanes erupted. A giant asteroid was headed towards Hog Squeal, Alabama, but what the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Chapter 4.5

    With too many naked bodies standing around the headquarter tables, Dasmuggler shakes his head in disbelief and says, "What the ****?!" He then reaches into his pocket, where he grabs a vile of meds and shakes the bottle at CK and Moo. He smiles and motions for us to...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    Chapter Four

      When last we left out EP superheroes team of Dasmuggler (DM) CuriosityKitten (CK) and Moomouse (MM) along with their nude sidekick Nudeinva (NV), SergeantTim (ST) had betrayed them and was involved in an argument with Commander Pushky (CP) and his evil cohorts Glorp and...
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 28 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    The Ep Trio, Er Uh Quartet??? Anyone Seen the Script?

            The last time we left our superheroes they were after pills and the naked guy still hadn't found his clothes.  Sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor and the evil Pushky was laughing sadistically.  Klaatu and Glorp sat in the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 17, 2009

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    Chapter 3

    Miss Bebe sat there staring at Moomouse.  the mouse turned to her.  I know you from somewhere, don't I. BB - "Well yes, I am you." MM - "What, you are me.  How can that be?" BB - "Oh come on.  You EP subscribers are all Star Trek...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    Chapter Three

    The television blares as the red eyed old sot stares at it. "Weellllll boys and girls, what time is it?" "Its howdy doody time!"   ST (Sergeant Tim) -- " Jesus, where do they get these reruns? He shoots the TV with his pistol. **** Howdy Doody...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 19 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    A Plea

    Anyone here seen Commander Pushky?  I lost him - haven't heard from him in ages.  I hope his phaser didn't backfire and vaporize him; or worse still, the almighty came and took him away.   Let me know.
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 19, 2009

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    My Excuse For Being Gone.

    To my friends,             I apologize for being gone these last couple of  days.             I was helping three more guys load bricks into the third floor...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 7 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    I Warn All of You

    I am not a space alien.  Just because my footprints glow and I get TV channels through my teeth -- well, come on - that's close to being normal.  If you continue to believe I am a space alien I will zap you with my Klingon blaster.  oops.  uh forget I just...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 37 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Another Stupid Ep Adventure

    The old white haired curmdudgeon sat in his small office with a glass of Jim Beam in his hand, singing.  "Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail," suddenly a shout came from across the street.  "Shut up, you stupid idiot.  We all know you...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    This... Is... Not... True...

    Commander... Levin60Kitty... is... not... an... alien He... is... not... attempting... to ... take... over... your... world... He... has... not ... reprogrammed ... my ... mind... All... is... well... You... should.... have... no... fear... Assimilation... is... fun... and...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 16 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Saw this quote graffitied on a bridge while I was biking the other day... Made me think. "The space between what's wrong and right is where I'll be hiding and waiting for you."
    Brokenglassapple Brokenglassapple 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    ...hello! I need to know if any aliens, on and off of earth, know anything about the planet, and people I describe. In my first experience I have posted, about me remembering...
    alexistheoffworldtraveler alexistheoffworldtraveler 13-15 1 Response Jul 16

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    If you're a fellow alien please help...I have had a weird memory, I've been remembering bits and pieces...but I only remember one full memory. I came out of a cabinet and into a...
    alexistheoffworldtraveler alexistheoffworldtraveler 13-15 1 Response Jul 15

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    I think of EP as a space to have fun, met people, and not take things too seriously. I have to say, however, that I have been having rather enjoyable and quite serious...
    Olderguy40 Olderguy40 41-45, M 1 hr ago

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    I came to earth to study the human forms on earth. ..as my space craft entered earth atmosphere. ..i started looking somewhere I might be able to study more than one human at a...
    SimplyK SimplyK 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 7

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    I always wanted to be an alien like a fire type I'm in love with outer space I feel like that's my home and where I should live and be I'm very different from the rest of my family...
    RebelStar24 RebelStar24 16-17, F Jul 2

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    No waaaaaayyyyy... myself, and brother k, who is also an alien. . Lost, and unable to find his spaceship... together....we will find the ship....and find our way outta here.... in...
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M 3 Responses Jul 17

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    You want to know the truth about aliens? You must understand they have the ability to travel far distances across space. They go explore, looking at other planets and observing...
    ThenknownJoker ThenknownJoker 13-15, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I had a dream in which I was being escorted by an alien. I was walking on a path in a wooded area; ahead was an open field, all I could see were very bright lights. At some point...
    jtony jtony 36-40, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    Well atleast i think i am, everytime im around people i feel alone and different. Like nobody understands me, i'm averagely clever, and i can do telekinesis/electrokinesis, it's...
    ScorpioShaun ScorpioShaun 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 3

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    i was watching discovery and they were talking about them. how this couple got sever radiation burns from a beam of light that came down from a spaceship. isn't it weird how most...
    varjakpaw varjakpaw 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 22

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    I love this show! People think the concept of aliens is ridiculous but Christianity is an accepted concept! This all makes so much sense! I am a 100% believer of ancient aliens...
    ChloeMaay96 ChloeMaay96 18-21, F 15 hrs ago

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    Sometimes space is needed for your own comfort. I need my own space where no one is around to hear or see me when I want to sing or dance to my songs. ;) Not only that, I feel...
    FunnyandNerdy FunnyandNerdy 16-17, F Jul 1

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    If only i knew of an alien who was lurking in and around these parts of ep..... hang on ... *hears brain ticking* i already know one.... saw him the other day.... *mind continues...
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M 5 Responses Jul 14

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    A SIMPLE TEST: I as you hopefully know am the mighty Lucosa whom is still stranded on this planet, i shall wait no longer, if you are or believe to be an alien, you may have known...
    Lucosa Lucosa 13-15 6 days ago

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    I feel like the gov knows all about aliens but they just wont tell us cause they don't want us to panic smh
    azuhh azuhh 16-17, F 49 Responses Jul 8

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    I saw in nowhere a FIRE-CIRCLE thing. Yes! Its actually on FIRE! and it suddenly lost again out of nowhere. STRANGE~ But note, ALIENS were also DEMONS.
    JancenDC98 JancenDC98 16-17, M 5 Responses Jul 8

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    I love stuff like this it interests me its just so interesting,I watched the first episode the other night and I laughed when it basically disproved religion in one sentenced. I'm...
    AnotherTomboyGamer AnotherTomboyGamer 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    These entities are simple but complexed, but people make out as if they're, complexed but simple to understand. I know they exist, because if they didn't. Why does the word UFO or...
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Hey....cheers to all you people out there who can actually think critically and then form an opinion about something. You people are indeed a dying breed. You are definitely the...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M Jul 5

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    If it were ever in the cards for me to get married, I would book outer space for the venue :) Nothing like an 'out of this world ' kind of wedding ! It would be me and my love...
    AquariusLife AquariusLife 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    Completed every dead space, love them all and It amazes me how they still keep the game scary or scary enough that it still makes you just love it.. Playing some Dead space 3 and...
    MisssValentine MisssValentine 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I space out a lot. Actually "a lot" would be an understatement. The way I space out is most likely linked to my epilepsy & how I have frequent absence "seizures". People get the...
    KMargatroid KMargatroid 16-17, F Jul 7

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    You have to learn to laugh. I don't consider myself to be a troll but I joke around sometimes with the users here. Most of the time people cannot tell if I am joking or being...
    Jackson2222 Jackson2222 26-30, M Jul 12

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    I think all ILLEGALs over the age of 12 should be immediately deported. The ones that are 12 and under should receive our mercy. They are here through no decision of their own...
    jburns1947 jburns1947 61-65, F a week ago

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    I was married for 19 years to a verbally and emotionally abusive man. Over those years when I wanted to leave he would tell me I'd never see my kids again, and he'd make them hate...
    bblaughsalot bblaughsalot 46-50, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Alone in space - I lie and contemplateMy home planet Earth so so far awayI dream of other planets I have knownPLETHOS and URBANIA but whichI can never visit again - too hot - too...
    ANGELALALUZ ANGELALALUZ 22-25, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    It is interesting how kids are so enthusiastic about life ..they believe they can do anything..their thinking has not been contaminated as of yet..T H E N someone tells them what...
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    I have (ever since I was 7 years old) thought about the possible existence of God, even back then I could not make myself believe that God as portrayed in the bible existed. There...
    Oldman61 Oldman61 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 23

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    I most certainly do. If you block someone because you don't like them, they don't agree with your ideology, you hate them for some idiotic bigoted reason....that's completely...
    EmotionalPrincess EmotionalPrincess 22-25, F 4 Responses 43 mins ago

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    Just wish I could have a little bit of space on this GOD's cold piece of wold! So that I can at least be able to live the life that I see with my own eyes! But still living a dream...
    SM1BLE SM1BLE 26-30, M Jul 15

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    I know people have busy lives so I believe in giving people space when they need it, on and off line. I don't believe in suffocating a friend or friendship. One doesn't need to...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 4 Responses Jul 20