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I Think Levin60kitty Is a Space Alien

I Shall Expose his Nefarious Plot 25 People

    A Plea

    Anyone here seen Commander Pushky?  I lost him - haven't heard from him in ages.  I hope his phaser didn't backfire and vaporize him; or worse still, the almighty came and took him away.   Let me know.
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 19, 2009

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    I Am...not...a ... Space... Alien

    Yesterday we left the evil Pushky in a face off with our three superheroes and the naked guy. Also, sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor of his office. Dinosaurs roamed the earth and volcanes erupted. A giant asteroid was headed towards Hog Squeal, Alabama, but what the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Another Stupid Ep Adventure

    The old white haired curmdudgeon sat in his small office with a glass of Jim Beam in his hand, singing.  "Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail," suddenly a shout came from across the street.  "Shut up, you stupid idiot.  We all know you...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    Chapter 3

    Miss Bebe sat there staring at Moomouse.  the mouse turned to her.  I know you from somewhere, don't I. BB - "Well yes, I am you." MM - "What, you are me.  How can that be?" BB - "Oh come on.  You EP subscribers are all Star Trek...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    Chapter 4.5

    With too many naked bodies standing around the headquarter tables, Dasmuggler shakes his head in disbelief and says, "What the ****?!" He then reaches into his pocket, where he grabs a vile of meds and shakes the bottle at CK and Moo. He smiles and motions for us to...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    This Aint' About Space Aliens

    MY TRIP TOWARDS MEXICO By Levin,  aka the space alien         It was a job, getting packed up for the trip.  There was Me, Ma, Mae Ella (our weird cousin)and our two dogs, Minus and Lucky.  We call him minus because he ain...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Mar 26, 2009

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    Beware

    He is really the space alien that he "warns" us all about and plans to talk EP members into boarding his ship in order to make his Human Stew "It's a cook book!" Beware those anal probes as well  
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 24 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    &*%$#@#$%^^ It

    Duty calls - I will have to be gone for perhaps two days.  Shucks - I wanted to write stupid stuff all weekend long and now . . . .  Oh well.  I will see you guys Monday or before if I get everything done.  Cheers.  Levin (the old weird white haired guy)
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 21, 2009

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    PUSHKY

    Commander Pushky is still missing.  He took all the damned space alien chips so we are out of business here at the ****OLE headquarters.  Oh well.  Maybe he banished me from the WEIRDO space alien group.  If so I will be looking for antoher group to bore with...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Feb 20, 2009

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    Chapter Four

      When last we left out EP superheroes team of Dasmuggler (DM) CuriosityKitten (CK) and Moomouse (MM) along with their nude sidekick Nudeinva (NV), SergeantTim (ST) had betrayed them and was involved in an argument with Commander Pushky (CP) and his evil cohorts Glorp and...
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 28 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    The Ep Trio, Er Uh Quartet??? Anyone Seen the Script?

            The last time we left our superheroes they were after pills and the naked guy still hadn't found his clothes.  Sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor and the evil Pushky was laughing sadistically.  Klaatu and Glorp sat in the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 17, 2009

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    Keeping All of You Updated.

    I keep getting the news from outer space.  (It usually comes through the filling of my teeth, although sometimes I get it through me penis. ) This is the further adventures of our intrepid crew of three crime fighters.  I have been trying to find a name for them...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 5 Responses Feb 11, 2009

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    My Excuse For Being Gone.

    To my friends,             I apologize for being gone these last couple of  days.             I was helping three more guys load bricks into the third floor...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 7 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    I Warn All of You

    I am not a space alien.  Just because my footprints glow and I get TV channels through my teeth -- well, come on - that's close to being normal.  If you continue to believe I am a space alien I will zap you with my Klingon blaster.  oops.  uh forget I just...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 36 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Chapter Three

    The television blares as the red eyed old sot stares at it. "Weellllll boys and girls, what time is it?" "Its howdy doody time!"   ST (Sergeant Tim) -- " Jesus, where do they get these reruns? He shoots the TV with his pistol. **** Howdy Doody...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 19 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Eleven Versus Ten

    Levin60kitty is very funny, but he always tries to change the ten word stories to eleven word stories.  I believe that this is because the number 10 is the sign of the devil on his planet!
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 21 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    This... Is... Not... True...

    Commander... Levin60Kitty... is... not... an... alien He... is... not... attempting... to ... take... over... your... world... He... has... not ... reprogrammed ... my ... mind... All... is... well... You... should.... have... no... fear... Assimilation... is... fun... and...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 16 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    I'm 18 now (Things are still going on) And this first started with my first experience when I was seven years old. I was a fairly normal, obediant kid, I would go in when the bell...
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    It is my greatest wish to go to outer space, to live on board a spaceship, to explore alien planets, and when I die, to have my ashes spread into space. I want to live a life...
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    does anyone else get annoyed with people who think "aliens" dont exist? now, i dont mean the grey creatures with big holes for eyes,,, in fact the creatures out there probably look...
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    cosmicnate12 cosmicnate12 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    Today we're going to clear up some misunderstandings. I've observed that people get confused, and as always I'm ready to help. For your convenience I have compiled this list of don...
    SpaceTurtle SpaceTurtle 31-35, M Jan 18

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    Please dont make fun. I think I am an alien as I have a large penis. What do I do?
    Neil1972 Neil1972 41-45, M Jan 15

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    I have this crazy theory that we came from aliens. Though I am a catholic christian...I am open to other ideas and religions. I respect everyones beliefs. Coz I do believe in a...
    mihochancullen mihochancullen 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 16

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    There's absolutely zero evidence, nor a motive to think ancient aliens built things for ancient people.
    Avalon20 Avalon20 51-55, M 12 hrs ago

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    This is the first time during one of our "breaks" that I have genuinely given some thought to the fascination we have for each other and this relentless addiction that is Kel and...
    mazgeddes mazgeddes 26-30 Jan 4

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    We met in our sophomore year of high school. He would always try to talk to me but I was so shy that he would usually end up having a conversation with himself. I knew he liked me...
    belacleo belacleo 18-21, F Jan 9

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    Nova Life Space is no1 Fraud in the construction business.Nova life space’s property is much higher price. Their properties are not as per Chennai Corporation rules.They are...
    satham39 satham39 31-35, M Jan 3

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    Nova Life Space is no1 Fraud in the construction business.Nova life space’s property is much higher price. Their properties are not as per Chennai Corporation rules.They are...
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    Nova Life Space is no1 Fraud in the construction business.Nova life space’s property is much higher price. Their properties are not as per Chennai Corporation rules.They are...
    satham39 satham39 31-35, M Jan 4

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    for aliens / starseeds / nordics, please abduct me. i would like to be abducted, you don't need to bring me back to earth. I would like to see the outerspace, planets, etc. i am...
    vnyraissa vnyraissa 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    Hehe, when i was little everyone used to tell me i was an alien, i mean even now people say i am. It used to bother me a lot but i don't mind so much anymore ^.^
    pixiepiink pixiepiink 16-17, F Jan 11

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    Nova Life Space is no1 Fraud in the construction business.Nova life spac’s property is much higher price. Many properties are not clean.They are trying to sell his property...
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    God and me (Nothing but the truth) Every time I find evidence, I end up doubting if its true evidence. But theres always someone telling me its true, I was made this was. I...
    HandyMannyWanny HandyMannyWanny 16-17, M Jan 22

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    God and me (Nothing but the truth) Every time I find evidence, I end up doubting if its true evidence. But theres always someone telling me its true, I was made this was. I...
    HandyMannyWanny HandyMannyWanny 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 22

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    My Best friend and I love Extraterrestrial so called Aliens
    Janeangeles Janeangeles 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I've been able to be happy in other relationships, I've even been able to love, but something has me tied so tight I can't escape the thoughts of him. I think it's knowing it was...
    DarkSideOfTheWall DarkSideOfTheWall 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    Nova Life Space is no1 Fraud in the construction business.Nova life space’s property is much higher price. Their properties are not as per Chennai Corporation rules.They are...
    satham39 satham39 31-35, M Jan 3

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    Through my channeling, I had the pleasure of meeting Solan, whose name which I looked up meaning 'wisdom', 'spiritual', and 'soul seeker'. He is male, and is about 300 years...
    Chadilsa Chadilsa 13-15, F Jan 11

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    Sometimes my bf seems so distracted when we chat. Even though he seemed so happy to see me today and was smiling from ear to ear, i think it's time we give each other some space...
    HigherCalling HigherCalling 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Nova Life Space is no1 Fraud in the construction business.Nova life space’s property is much higher price. Their properties are not as per Chennai Corporation rules.They are...
    satham39 satham39 31-35, M Jan 5

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    MY VISION OF THE UNIVERSE, LIFE AND GOD. The universe and life are the most logical and rational manner of existence of reality, and it is precisely what happened. While life is...
    DiegoSMarinho DiegoSMarinho 16-17, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/84375505/ Amazing. To think that many believe that Earth is the only host to life.
    topsykrit topsykrit 18-21, F Jan 1

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    i always have these moments before i fall asleep, where i feel so little, surrounded by nothing but blackness. i feel like these are old memories of being a star in space u-u
    gemmed gemmed 13-15, F Jan 2

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