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I Think Levin60kitty Is a Space Alien

I Shall Expose his Nefarious Plot 25 People

    Chapter 3

    Miss Bebe sat there staring at Moomouse.  the mouse turned to her.  I know you from somewhere, don't I. BB - "Well yes, I am you." MM - "What, you are me.  How can that be?" BB - "Oh come on.  You EP subscribers are all Star Trek...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    The Ep Trio, Er Uh Quartet??? Anyone Seen the Script?

            The last time we left our superheroes they were after pills and the naked guy still hadn't found his clothes.  Sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor and the evil Pushky was laughing sadistically.  Klaatu and Glorp sat in the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 17, 2009

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    I Warn All of You

    I am not a space alien.  Just because my footprints glow and I get TV channels through my teeth -- well, come on - that's close to being normal.  If you continue to believe I am a space alien I will zap you with my Klingon blaster.  oops.  uh forget I just...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 36 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Chapter 4.5

    With too many naked bodies standing around the headquarter tables, Dasmuggler shakes his head in disbelief and says, "What the ****?!" He then reaches into his pocket, where he grabs a vile of meds and shakes the bottle at CK and Moo. He smiles and motions for us to...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    Eleven Versus Ten

    Levin60kitty is very funny, but he always tries to change the ten word stories to eleven word stories.  I believe that this is because the number 10 is the sign of the devil on his planet!
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 21 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Chapter Four

      When last we left out EP superheroes team of Dasmuggler (DM) CuriosityKitten (CK) and Moomouse (MM) along with their nude sidekick Nudeinva (NV), SergeantTim (ST) had betrayed them and was involved in an argument with Commander Pushky (CP) and his evil cohorts Glorp and...
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 28 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    A Plea

    Anyone here seen Commander Pushky?  I lost him - haven't heard from him in ages.  I hope his phaser didn't backfire and vaporize him; or worse still, the almighty came and took him away.   Let me know.
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 19, 2009

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    &*%$#@#$%^^ It

    Duty calls - I will have to be gone for perhaps two days.  Shucks - I wanted to write stupid stuff all weekend long and now . . . .  Oh well.  I will see you guys Monday or before if I get everything done.  Cheers.  Levin (the old weird white haired guy)
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 21, 2009

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    This Aint' About Space Aliens

    MY TRIP TOWARDS MEXICO By Levin,  aka the space alien         It was a job, getting packed up for the trip.  There was Me, Ma, Mae Ella (our weird cousin)and our two dogs, Minus and Lucky.  We call him minus because he ain...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Mar 26, 2009

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    My Excuse For Being Gone.

    To my friends,             I apologize for being gone these last couple of  days.             I was helping three more guys load bricks into the third floor...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 7 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    Another Stupid Ep Adventure

    The old white haired curmdudgeon sat in his small office with a glass of Jim Beam in his hand, singing.  "Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail," suddenly a shout came from across the street.  "Shut up, you stupid idiot.  We all know you...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    Keeping All of You Updated.

    I keep getting the news from outer space.  (It usually comes through the filling of my teeth, although sometimes I get it through me penis. ) This is the further adventures of our intrepid crew of three crime fighters.  I have been trying to find a name for them...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 5 Responses Feb 11, 2009

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    Chapter Three

    The television blares as the red eyed old sot stares at it. "Weellllll boys and girls, what time is it?" "Its howdy doody time!"   ST (Sergeant Tim) -- " Jesus, where do they get these reruns? He shoots the TV with his pistol. **** Howdy Doody...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 19 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Beware

    He is really the space alien that he "warns" us all about and plans to talk EP members into boarding his ship in order to make his Human Stew "It's a cook book!" Beware those anal probes as well  
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 24 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    PUSHKY

    Commander Pushky is still missing.  He took all the damned space alien chips so we are out of business here at the ****OLE headquarters.  Oh well.  Maybe he banished me from the WEIRDO space alien group.  If so I will be looking for antoher group to bore with...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Feb 20, 2009

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    This... Is... Not... True...

    Commander... Levin60Kitty... is... not... an... alien He... is... not... attempting... to ... take... over... your... world... He... has... not ... reprogrammed ... my ... mind... All... is... well... You... should.... have... no... fear... Assimilation... is... fun... and...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 16 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    I Am...not...a ... Space... Alien

    Yesterday we left the evil Pushky in a face off with our three superheroes and the naked guy. Also, sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor of his office. Dinosaurs roamed the earth and volcanes erupted. A giant asteroid was headed towards Hog Squeal, Alabama, but what the...
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    There is all the proof anyone could ever want here on earth that we were visited by aliens in ancient civilizations and are still visited today. The visits in ancient times are the...
    JaneLovesTarzan JaneLovesTarzan 56-60 1 Response Dec 2

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    BACKROUND STORY: First I would like to say that I recently came to a stance of Abrahamic religion. I recently became Torah observant. So I believe aliens are a mix of fallen angels...
    chillingsensation chillingsensation 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    The only aliens I have experience with are typical "Greys." I learned of Grey aliens, after I started school, on TV shows first and then in books written by abductees. I do not...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 22 hrs ago

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    I just dreamt that I was floating in outer space <3 I was passing by these alien worlds, and one in particular looked like it was habitable, as it had land masses and bodies of...
    Andromeda47 Andromeda47 22-25, F 20 hrs ago

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    Yep. I've had a very real experience with aliens (which you can find posted in one other stories). I was contacted by Greys who told me I was chosen to deliver THE MESSAGE OF PEACE...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 21 hrs ago

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    Aliens are NOT fallen angels. It's due to the lunacy of man's religion we can't have aliens "land on the White House lawn". The planet would be in chaos.
    alienlover73 alienlover73 41-45, M Dec 18

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    Aliens are real to anyone who has experienced them. There was many both among us and in the past who not only say they have had certain experiences but their behavior shows...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 5 days ago

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    I was 5 yrs. old. I had the chicken pox, was very sick with them. I was laying in my double size bed, under tons of blankets, grandmother was in her rocking chair at the foot of...
    Laughindaisy87 Laughindaisy87 41-45, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I've had 4 strange experiences. My first experience I can only describe as supernatural. I was driving on a mid May afternoon in Surrey BC Canada. I was coming on to a circular on...
    alienlover73 alienlover73 41-45, M Dec 13

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    Nor do I want to be but have I come face my reaction- Idk, I guess I will just have to see, but if it's like the alien off of alien, I'm high tailing it outta there, but my butt...
    orchids2blu orchids2blu 36-40, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I really feel for you. I know what it's like. I spent a large portion of my life having this irrational fear. I was afraid to go to bed at night. I was afraid to go to sleep. I...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 5 days ago

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    i ofter walk into my closet, and look at the rail. theres almost nothing on it, just a few sweat-shirts and a book bag; there's definitely enough space for me. i have hanged on it...
    crazyhyperkid crazyhyperkid 18-21, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    They have alot of alien movies for a reason.
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 6 Responses Nov 30

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    i feel alienated and just disconnected from humanity and reality and society
    antoneli antoneli 18-21, M 4 Responses Dec 6

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    you know how the world was supposed to end on Dec 21st 2012, right? Well, it didn't, but something interesting happened to me. Went to sleep that night, having been through the...
    SRW25 SRW25 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 7

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    I once read this article about singularities and the evolution of the human race. Basically the point was that once we get going (and we have) there is no stopping us, and...
    SpaceTurtle SpaceTurtle 31-35, M 4 Responses Dec 12

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    My ex-husband swooped in from nowhere and took physical and legal custody of my children while I was in a rehab recovering from a brief relapse following ten years of recovery from...
    helpthemheal helpthemheal 46-50, F 1 Response Dec 18

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    There, I said it. I've put it out there for the wolrd to see! V_V I want to be dominated by an alien so bad! Those gentle hands around my tender bod, sucky cup finger tips invading...
    1ANGRYtitan 1ANGRYtitan 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    So today it happened, The ALF Was founded Me and AngryTitan.....If you wish to join message me......our goals are simple......we want to return home back to our own planets.....and...
    Lucosa Lucosa 13-15 4 days ago

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    From now on i'm going to try not to use 'animals' to describe other species. because its always used an has a subtle underlying meaning of 'inferior' . and the other species on...
    Chinsei Chinsei 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 27

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    i wish one day to be in space its it's the best to go to the space and Qut off from the people
    yazandar yazandar 16-17, M Dec 18

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    In the words of Allen Ginsberg: Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz...
    pcflvly pcflvly 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 30

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    We're just in a planet in the middle of space. How big is space? What is the purpose of other planets if they have no human life? How did we get here and what was the purpose of...
    msnettajay msnettajay 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 9

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    Like recently I've been doing this a lot and people are talking to me and I don't realise it I just stare of in the distance and think of random thing or half the time I don't do...
    digglett digglett 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 11

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    It feels like I'm an alien, and music is all I have from where I'm from, because I don't belong here with everyone else because of how different I am from everyone else. But I can...
    nickwrocks1 nickwrocks1 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 8

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    I'm new to this community. Didn't know there was a safe place like this to share. I'm 55 now. Been gone from my abusive relationship for 14 years now. I'm trying to figure all this...
    okanagandogluver okanagandogluver 51-55 Dec 8

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    i think we cannot be alone nor is it possible that there isn't an advanced race out there in sky. plus all the sightings , eye witnesses all cannot be hallucinating at same time...
    jennygirl1 jennygirl1 31-35, F 5 Responses Dec 13

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    I'm on here posting about two of the worst weeks of my life. Watching someone I love die. Watching family alienate and accuse me of stealing from the deceased but I still get...
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F 3 Responses Dec 15

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    i wish one day to be in space and live in space
    yazandar yazandar 16-17, M Dec 18

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    SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACEE! I love space. It's mah passion, my whole reason to live
    depravator depravator 18-21, M 5 days ago

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