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I Think Levin60kitty Is a Space Alien

I Shall Expose his Nefarious Plot 25 People

    This... Is... Not... True...

    Commander... Levin60Kitty... is... not... an... alien He... is... not... attempting... to ... take... over... your... world... He... has... not ... reprogrammed ... my ... mind... All... is... well... You... should.... have... no... fear... Assimilation... is... fun... and...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 16 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    PUSHKY

    Commander Pushky is still missing.  He took all the damned space alien chips so we are out of business here at the ****OLE headquarters.  Oh well.  Maybe he banished me from the WEIRDO space alien group.  If so I will be looking for antoher group to bore with...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Feb 20, 2009

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    Eleven Versus Ten

    Levin60kitty is very funny, but he always tries to change the ten word stories to eleven word stories.  I believe that this is because the number 10 is the sign of the devil on his planet!
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 21 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Chapter Three

    The television blares as the red eyed old sot stares at it. "Weellllll boys and girls, what time is it?" "Its howdy doody time!"   ST (Sergeant Tim) -- " Jesus, where do they get these reruns? He shoots the TV with his pistol. **** Howdy Doody...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 19 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    This Aint' About Space Aliens

    MY TRIP TOWARDS MEXICO By Levin,  aka the space alien         It was a job, getting packed up for the trip.  There was Me, Ma, Mae Ella (our weird cousin)and our two dogs, Minus and Lucky.  We call him minus because he ain...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Mar 26, 2009

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    Chapter Four

      When last we left out EP superheroes team of Dasmuggler (DM) CuriosityKitten (CK) and Moomouse (MM) along with their nude sidekick Nudeinva (NV), SergeantTim (ST) had betrayed them and was involved in an argument with Commander Pushky (CP) and his evil cohorts Glorp and...
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 28 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    Chapter 3

    Miss Bebe sat there staring at Moomouse.  the mouse turned to her.  I know you from somewhere, don't I. BB - "Well yes, I am you." MM - "What, you are me.  How can that be?" BB - "Oh come on.  You EP subscribers are all Star Trek...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    The Ep Trio, Er Uh Quartet??? Anyone Seen the Script?

            The last time we left our superheroes they were after pills and the naked guy still hadn't found his clothes.  Sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor and the evil Pushky was laughing sadistically.  Klaatu and Glorp sat in the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 17, 2009

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    A Plea

    Anyone here seen Commander Pushky?  I lost him - haven't heard from him in ages.  I hope his phaser didn't backfire and vaporize him; or worse still, the almighty came and took him away.   Let me know.
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 19, 2009

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    I Warn All of You

    I am not a space alien.  Just because my footprints glow and I get TV channels through my teeth -- well, come on - that's close to being normal.  If you continue to believe I am a space alien I will zap you with my Klingon blaster.  oops.  uh forget I just...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 36 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Chapter 4.5

    With too many naked bodies standing around the headquarter tables, Dasmuggler shakes his head in disbelief and says, "What the ****?!" He then reaches into his pocket, where he grabs a vile of meds and shakes the bottle at CK and Moo. He smiles and motions for us to...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    Another Stupid Ep Adventure

    The old white haired curmdudgeon sat in his small office with a glass of Jim Beam in his hand, singing.  "Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail," suddenly a shout came from across the street.  "Shut up, you stupid idiot.  We all know you...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    My Excuse For Being Gone.

    To my friends,             I apologize for being gone these last couple of  days.             I was helping three more guys load bricks into the third floor...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 7 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    &*%$#@#$%^^ It

    Duty calls - I will have to be gone for perhaps two days.  Shucks - I wanted to write stupid stuff all weekend long and now . . . .  Oh well.  I will see you guys Monday or before if I get everything done.  Cheers.  Levin (the old weird white haired guy)
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 21, 2009

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    Keeping All of You Updated.

    I keep getting the news from outer space.  (It usually comes through the filling of my teeth, although sometimes I get it through me penis. ) This is the further adventures of our intrepid crew of three crime fighters.  I have been trying to find a name for them...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 5 Responses Feb 11, 2009

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    I Am...not...a ... Space... Alien

    Yesterday we left the evil Pushky in a face off with our three superheroes and the naked guy. Also, sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor of his office. Dinosaurs roamed the earth and volcanes erupted. A giant asteroid was headed towards Hog Squeal, Alabama, but what the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Beware

    He is really the space alien that he "warns" us all about and plans to talk EP members into boarding his ship in order to make his Human Stew "It's a cook book!" Beware those anal probes as well  
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 24 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Im about to talk it out.. i need to dump all of this off my shoulders.. im sorry if its rambling at long.. I don't actually expect anyone to read.. but i need a place to put these...
    alienmom82 alienmom82 31-35, F 6 hrs ago

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    I want to know about the secrets of pyramids so much that I become a phsyco! I was dreaming "I'm a beautiful... Very very beautiful. N there'll b a genius alien come to the earth n...
    Phyllispurple Phyllispurple 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 3

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    I believe in aliens and I'm crazy about everything related to aliens..... I believe in life on other planets because the in universe there are billions or trillions of galaxies...
    000Thallensjaan 000Thallensjaan 16-17, M 3 Responses Mar 15

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    When I was around 15 years old I was abducted by aliens...I think. It's very difficult for me to differentiate between a super realistic and vivid dream or real life in this...
    eod13x eod13x 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 3

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    Here I sit nearly 10 years post divorce and no closer to my dear children that I was when my Ex's smear campaign began. I wonder if they will ever be back in my life and what I...
    Dad9407 Dad9407 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 1

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    I drew myself as an alien once. Like two years ago. But for real though, I am most surely an alien.
    faeriepool faeriepool 18-21 2 Responses Mar 12

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    Please.. I need someone to talk to who understands this level of pain.. I can't take any more. . I'm ready to give up.. i don't think I have a choice anymore... I need a support...
    alienmom82 alienmom82 31-35, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I completely believe in aliens and am paranoid as **** about it. I always have nightmares of them controlling me. out of all the dreams I've had of them, I've only seen them once...
    thisfruitloop thisfruitloop 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 11

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    i have had many encounters with aliens, they helped me see the truth that is around us that most of us are blind to. i am trying to design a ship to evacute people from harms way...
    alienseeker101 alienseeker101 18-21, M Mar 19

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    I have been dealing with Parental alienation with my 11year old son for the past 3years,&the pain is unreal,&if that wasn't enough my ex took me to court &my so called boyfriend...
    bellastar1 bellastar1 41-45, F a week ago

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    So I understand the title for this experience group means to create a space here to share positive things. Great idea!! I love how its creator describes it! Its interesting that...
    Chrye Chrye 51-55, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    At the moment a family member is staying at my house at night. I'm alright with him, and if he needs to stay i don't mind i know it's ignorant but i seriously need my night times...
    Autumnflowers Autumnflowers 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I had this phobia growing up, people couldn't touch me. I've grown out of it a lot, but I still need that 3 foot bubble of me space between people. I don't enjoy cuddling or group...
    TickleMeCell TickleMeCell 16-17, T 3 days ago

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    Introspective poem by Woody Harrelson, Yes, by him. I sometimes feel like an alien creature for which there is not earthly explanation. Sure I have human form walking erect and...
    Strawberrryfieldsforever Strawberrryfieldsforever 16-17, F Mar 3

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    Okay but the question here is that if a baby is born on the Moon is it an alien or not.
    DarkLoser DarkLoser 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 6

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    Sept 13th 1999 - The Moon is blasted out of orbit in a nuclear cataclysm . The 311 personnel on moon base alpha are listed as being missing. A planned rescue attempt fails...
    Homejames Homejames 46-50, M 4 Responses Mar 15

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    Time travel will never be "invented." I'm going to get hypothetical, so bear with me. First off, let's consider time travel to be any method of traversing time that works in both...
    Blue707 Blue707 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    I am fascinated by space and would live to travel the universe. Wish space travel was cheap and FTL speed was possible.
    tregan219 tregan219 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Sometimes I wonder whether I need to see a doctor already. I feel like I am falling into an abyss the entire time. I can't deal with my problems on my own. Nobody understand me and...
    AmberDD AmberDD 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I think I've already lost you I think you're already gone I think I'm finally scared now And you think I'm weak, I think you're wrong I think you're already leaving Feels like...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend and I have been together for six years, mostly bad than good, and the bad times were really bad phases. He was my first serious boyfriend and I have lost my virginity...
    killingmesoftly92 killingmesoftly92 22-25, F Mar 3

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    Reality... is this truly reality? Is this continuous numbness, this overwhelming malevolent feeling of despair... Reality? How can someone justify their existence? I think...
    chaoshead chaoshead 13-15, M 4 Responses Mar 11

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    I have had this question for a long time. So before the big bang, the universe or lack there of was made of moving particles and gases and such. And yes scientists say space is...
    littljay littljay 18-21, F Mar 2

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    dont know why but i do all the time. lol even mid convo when im the one talking i space out and just stare and stop talking lol..anybody else do that?
    jjazmyn1223 jjazmyn1223 16-17, F Mar 10

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    I like to have my space. It gives me room to do my own thing and relax. I have experienced times that were crowded. I like to move around.
    planter715 planter715 51-55, M Mar 10

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    back in the day, when I had an active fb profile, I came across this cute little app called space raiders. You did jobs, earned points, built up crew . . . and raided. It all went...
    itismichael itismichael 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 21

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