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I Think Levin60kitty Is a Space Alien

I Shall Expose his Nefarious Plot 25 People

    I Am...not...a ... Space... Alien

    Yesterday we left the evil Pushky in a face off with our three superheroes and the naked guy. Also, sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor of his office. Dinosaurs roamed the earth and volcanes erupted. A giant asteroid was headed towards Hog Squeal, Alabama, but what the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Chapter 3

    Miss Bebe sat there staring at Moomouse.  the mouse turned to her.  I know you from somewhere, don't I. BB - "Well yes, I am you." MM - "What, you are me.  How can that be?" BB - "Oh come on.  You EP subscribers are all Star Trek...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    &*%$#@#$%^^ It

    Duty calls - I will have to be gone for perhaps two days.  Shucks - I wanted to write stupid stuff all weekend long and now . . . .  Oh well.  I will see you guys Monday or before if I get everything done.  Cheers.  Levin (the old weird white haired guy)
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 21, 2009

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    Chapter Four

      When last we left out EP superheroes team of Dasmuggler (DM) CuriosityKitten (CK) and Moomouse (MM) along with their nude sidekick Nudeinva (NV), SergeantTim (ST) had betrayed them and was involved in an argument with Commander Pushky (CP) and his evil cohorts Glorp and...
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 28 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    Another Stupid Ep Adventure

    The old white haired curmdudgeon sat in his small office with a glass of Jim Beam in his hand, singing.  "Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail," suddenly a shout came from across the street.  "Shut up, you stupid idiot.  We all know you...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 3 Responses Mar 11, 2009

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    Chapter Three

    The television blares as the red eyed old sot stares at it. "Weellllll boys and girls, what time is it?" "Its howdy doody time!"   ST (Sergeant Tim) -- " Jesus, where do they get these reruns? He shoots the TV with his pistol. **** Howdy Doody...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 19 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    I Warn All of You

    I am not a space alien.  Just because my footprints glow and I get TV channels through my teeth -- well, come on - that's close to being normal.  If you continue to believe I am a space alien I will zap you with my Klingon blaster.  oops.  uh forget I just...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 37 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Keeping All of You Updated.

    I keep getting the news from outer space.  (It usually comes through the filling of my teeth, although sometimes I get it through me penis. ) This is the further adventures of our intrepid crew of three crime fighters.  I have been trying to find a name for them...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 5 Responses Feb 11, 2009

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    Beware

    He is really the space alien that he "warns" us all about and plans to talk EP members into boarding his ship in order to make his Human Stew "It's a cook book!" Beware those anal probes as well  
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 24 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    A Plea

    Anyone here seen Commander Pushky?  I lost him - haven't heard from him in ages.  I hope his phaser didn't backfire and vaporize him; or worse still, the almighty came and took him away.   Let me know.
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 19, 2009

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    My Excuse For Being Gone.

    To my friends,             I apologize for being gone these last couple of  days.             I was helping three more guys load bricks into the third floor...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 7 Responses Feb 15, 2009

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    This... Is... Not... True...

    Commander... Levin60Kitty... is... not... an... alien He... is... not... attempting... to ... take... over... your... world... He... has... not ... reprogrammed ... my ... mind... All... is... well... You... should.... have... no... fear... Assimilation... is... fun... and...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 16 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    This Aint' About Space Aliens

    MY TRIP TOWARDS MEXICO By Levin,  aka the space alien         It was a job, getting packed up for the trip.  There was Me, Ma, Mae Ella (our weird cousin)and our two dogs, Minus and Lucky.  We call him minus because he ain...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Mar 26, 2009

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    The Ep Trio, Er Uh Quartet??? Anyone Seen the Script?

            The last time we left our superheroes they were after pills and the naked guy still hadn't found his clothes.  Sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor and the evil Pushky was laughing sadistically.  Klaatu and Glorp sat in the...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 1 Response Feb 17, 2009

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    Eleven Versus Ten

    Levin60kitty is very funny, but he always tries to change the ten word stories to eleven word stories.  I believe that this is because the number 10 is the sign of the devil on his planet!
    nudeinva nudeinva 51-55, M 21 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Chapter 4.5

    With too many naked bodies standing around the headquarter tables, Dasmuggler shakes his head in disbelief and says, "What the ****?!" He then reaches into his pocket, where he grabs a vile of meds and shakes the bottle at CK and Moo. He smiles and motions for us to...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    PUSHKY

    Commander Pushky is still missing.  He took all the damned space alien chips so we are out of business here at the ****OLE headquarters.  Oh well.  Maybe he banished me from the WEIRDO space alien group.  If so I will be looking for antoher group to bore with...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty 61-65 2 Responses Feb 20, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    PLEASE PLEASE READ THIS TOO!!!Because of the number of people who have read and responded to my previous post, I've decided to add an addendum to my initial story. I am quoting...
    medicalimpossibility medicalimpossibility 36-40 Aug 1

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    You want to know the truth about aliens? You must understand they have the ability to travel far distances across space. They go explore, looking at other planets and observing...
    ThenknownJoker ThenknownJoker 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 28

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    I think there is life on other planets. I don't think aliens would look like those sci-fi horror movie aliens, I think they would look humanoid. If Aliens lived on earth and...
    WhatTheFrenchToast WhatTheFrenchToast 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    It's a big universe hear me out. It is suspected there is 1-8 planets that orbit a sun for you who don't know a sun is a star. It is estimated for there to be millions and millions...
    randomaccount1132 randomaccount1132 13-15, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Simple aliens are out there look at the varied life form on earth.In our oceans is tons of life no look at Europa ice planet but what makes ice water so water under the ice = life...
    jtrain jtrain 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 6

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    I love this show! People think the concept of aliens is ridiculous but Christianity is an accepted concept! This all makes so much sense! I am a 100% believer of ancient aliens...
    ChloeMaay ChloeMaay 18-21, F Jul 30

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    I have never seen one for myself. But considering we are living in a very tiny speck of the vast expanse of space, it would be silly for anyone to say that we are the only planet...
    aussieman01 aussieman01 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    Just something about a creature from another planet makes me so hot. Their alien tentacles exploring my body, looking into their alien-like eyes. oh yeah... Talk alien to me bad...
    TheTiikeri TheTiikeri 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    Ok so I don't know what to think about this, I hope somebody that knows more about this stuff can help me. Since I was a kid weird stuff has happened, at 18 I got my first sleep...
    Skymoon8 Skymoon8 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    We treat earth like trash. When earth has provided us with food and water we took advantage of it and now we go around polluting earth day by day. Sadly we don't care about...
    bigbacon12 bigbacon12 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 4

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    These entities are simple but complexed, but people make out as if they're, complexed but simple to understand. I know they exist, because if they didn't. Why does the word UFO or...
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 29

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    I love the human body, I am memorized by the way humans have learned to live, but when I look at my human body (which has nothing wrong with it) I feel like it doesn't belong to me...
    Beatenrodent Beatenrodent 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    As i said, i am an alien from the galaxy no. 54. My real name is Kala, and me and my brother come from the black planet Hellox. We are at war with galaxy 55 and as a peace...
    MayaMoonShadow MayaMoonShadow 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 10

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    So I always watch this show called Unsealed Alien Files . Does anyone know if this show is full of crap or legit . ? Or does anyone know where I can watch aural evidence . Please...
    MbVG MbVG 16-17, F Aug 17

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    There's nothing better than a intelligent alien being. :)
    TheTiikeri TheTiikeri 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    If aliens do attack us, I hope they do it in 5 rows of 11 ships moving right to left directly above me and then dropping to the next row if I'm too slow killing them......I spent a...
    LoneRider72 LoneRider72 36-40, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I think its a big universe. The odds of all of it being random means that human existence in itself is random... just a chance occurance... not planeed, not meaningful just a...
    surfdas surfdas 22-25, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I've always known the feeling of claustrophobia ever since I was young. When I was a young boy If I was to be say closed in cupboard for a few seconds by my big sister I would get...
    bananaman1uk bananaman1uk 26-30, M Aug 3

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    I think it's obvious they exist. There is even evidence on earth. There is an estimated 16 SEPTILLION stars in the OBSERVABLE universe, and each star can have a planet system. Our...
    Eniri Eniri 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 8

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    On Saturdays the vacation resort normally takes a livelier turn, when there’s a DJ-hosted celebration over the Seaside. Get for the water from the crystal clear lagoon, with...
    Tonetteqc Tonetteqc 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    When it comes to playing computer games I've always wanted to play a game where I could build and design my own spaceships. On top of that I wanted to have the game be somewhat...
    J3496 J3496 18-21, M Aug 13

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    In the past 45 moonsettings, I have seemed to remember what i never did, make a secret-ed language and beginn-ed to construct objects(main-ly copper,magnets,metals,burnt-plastic...
    Chrezelle Chrezelle 13-15 Aug 15

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    I love space. I love watching documentaries about NASA and space. When I was young I wanted to be a astronaut :p and I still want to be a astronaut
    Abdulaziz94 Abdulaziz94 18-21, M Aug 18

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    People write it off as 'attention seeking' or something that has triggered it. Society needs to be informed that mental illnesses are serious, however mild the symptoms, and those...
    Seblett Seblett 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    Some terribly active within the beta players have turned away when these developments from the sport. however massive this cluster is, is not possible to mention. as a result of it...
    mmogooglegame mmogooglegame 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    There are all sorts of freaky aliens out there! They have two heads and know how to party! The eight legged ones are the best at breakdancing. Oh, and then there are those ones...
    DearbhalC95 DearbhalC95 18-21, F 21 hrs ago

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    Dear J, We crossed paths under somewhat unusual circumstances. I just happened to be the one there when you were about to crumble, and I caught you and listened to you and...
    travellingthrough travellingthrough 26-30 Aug 16

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    I just don't care any more, I am exhausted in caring what other people think if me.... I have spent calf my life pleasing people...they want me to be this way and not that way...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I like to sneak out of my house at 4/5 am, and just stroll in my garden looking at the stars, thinking about stuff and reading. It's quite relaxing and seriously give me time to...
    farahway farahway 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 3

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    As gregarious as I am, I still need my personal space. I recharge my emotional batteries. I process the events of the day, and....
    Lecuyer90 Lecuyer90 22-25, F Aug 16

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    I'm very much a dreamer and thinker, philosophy, the nature of time and space, consciousness itself. These things Are never too far from my trail of thought. How everything boils...
    Ladybuddha1 Ladybuddha1 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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