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    The Pursuit of Happyness, Secret Life of Waiter Mitty, Yes Man, Into the Wild, Fight Club... What inspire you?
    gitzai gitzai 22-25, M 3 Responses Apr 2

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    Some more jokes....and riddles How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. Two...
    vector8 vector8 46-50, F Mar 20

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    Idk if this counts as a joke but I thought it was funny! I was having dinner with my hubby and my sister in-law and her hubby as well as our kids, we were talking about my husband...
    queediana82 queediana82 31-35, F Mar 25

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    My friends and I have this running joke called "Turbo Tuesday." Tuesday is the most boring goddam day of the week, because it's not Monday where you're fresh off from the weekend...
    BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    Serious question about a joke. Here is a joke. At the end of the joke, I ask some questions about your reaction to it. A man and a woman are alone in the elevator of a tall office...
    eddiecarbone eddiecarbone 61-65, M 7 Responses Mar 27

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    I have joker poster everywhere, a joker wallet, Dc games with batman and joker, i went to Walmart when i was 15 just to buy batman sheets which are on my bed right now, batman...
    earpollution earpollution 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 26

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    I have a question for all of you out there and I really need an honest answer. How do you know if a guy loves you? Give me a list of examples of what guys need to do in order for...
    Zozolove Zozolove 18-21, F 7 Responses Mar 27

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    At all. My sister saw the movie "This is the End," and she told me one of the many off-putting elements of the movie was a rape joke that was made in it. It turned me off from...
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 28

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    I am a man with simple tastes; Netflix, xbox, JOKER, and other things. But when it comes to my room, all I can do is look around and say hot digity, this place is alright. I dream...
    sladewilson101 sladewilson101 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    They said live life to the fullest not to the foolish. Hello experience project listeners and readers. This is BRATNER once again. In life there are some happenings that must be...
    BRATNER BRATNER 22-25 5 days ago

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    This joke was heard by me while I unintentionally eavesdropped due to the loud nature of the jokes. Perhaps I'm only immature enough to find amusement from it but I I figured I...
    unimportantname unimportantname 13-15, F Apr 6

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    !!WARNING!! THIS IS AN ADULT JOKE!! ...you have been warned. This is one of my favorites so it might be a repost. It's so difficult to navigate this site from ipad app, it's...
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    I don't hit the bars much any more, but back in the day I used to carouse around. Here is a joke I had a lot of fun with whenever I found myself sitting at a bar next a woman...
    AlwaysGood AlwaysGood 51-55, M 1 day ago

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    A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is...
    Joseph86 Joseph86 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    PUNOGRAPHY • I tried to catch some fog. I mist. • When chemists die, they barium. • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. • A soldier who survived mustard gas...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 15 Responses Mar 24

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    Punography (A play on words) When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time...
    DanCan1 DanCan1 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 28

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    So, this person that I[m attracted to must have discovered something. I had no intention for the person to see my joke. I posted "called off trip. I'm leaving my husband." That's...
    wackywoman wackywoman 26-30 Apr 5

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    A man gained so much weight that his fat belly concealed his penis from view so he goes to his doctor and tells him about it and asks doctor for his professional advice. The doctor...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 4 Responses Apr 7

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    Animal Jokes Question And Answer Animal Jokes Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager. A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either. Q: Which side of a...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    How Many Sheep Do I Have? There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I've often been told that I am "weird" and "unusual". I take this to mean I am interesting. I say weird things and I do have an interesting perspective on things. I take a new look...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

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    I grew up in an environment where showing emotions is considered a joke, or something embarrassing that people will have to comment on.. Or at least this is how I have always felt...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    ok so this is long. sorry:) so it all started at the begging of this year (i had known him last year but only like his name) he was in my hr and we got talking and just hit it off...
    IsaAAE IsaAAE 13-15, F Mar 26

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    Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll...
    Inexperienced3 Inexperienced3 51-55, M 4 Responses Apr 2

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    Right now my big problem, is I really want a job. I think about it one day it sounds great, I'm excited I want to get 3 part time jobs and save. But soon as I think about it and...
    ButterflyGirl9521 ButterflyGirl9521 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    I want to create a new religion. It will not be a religion in the classic way, rather it will not claim an existence of an omnipotent super-natural being. It will teach it's...
    krool1969 krool1969 41-45, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Friday. The dead have all the knowledge. That thought crossed my mind this morning as I was heading into work. Having recently lost a friend to cancer, I guess I've been thinking...
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    I know I'm only young but I have such a complex and weird personality that I don't think that anyone can match. I change my mind and I'm really unstable. My friends have given...
    stomparound stomparound 13-15, F 2 Responses 33 mins ago

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    present joke... John gingerly walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store “I would like to buy my wife a pretty pink scarf. ” “How cute” exclaimed the sales lady...
    poisonlady poisonlady 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 18

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    This is my daughters favorite joke Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because Lucy has no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there Not Lucy
    ssluvsvms ssluvsvms 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    A police officer on traffic duty flags down a car.  “Sir, you appear to have 12 penguins in the back of your car." “That’s right, officer, I do." ”Well that’s...
    vector8 vector8 46-50, F 4 Responses Mar 20

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    My life. That's the whole joke.
    StellaNoir StellaNoir 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 21

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    There is an old Armenian joke A drunk husband comes home and her wife starts to yell at him. W-I told u don't drink. Why are you drunk!!!! H- stop yelling at me W-From this...
    lilitjust lilitjust 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 22

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    Remember peter pipper? I'm not even sure if I mispelled it but remembering those riddle were like reminiscing of the past. I love humor, it does makes sense to me. O do love jokes...
    patooooots patooooots 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    Okay... I'm a girl liking a girl who likes guys, but sometimes likes girls? Crazy? Yeah! We have known each other for about 8 months, the first time we met was insane! We have a...
    britishteacup britishteacup 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    I am that girl that will laugh at a joke she doesn't really understand and just subconsciously says to herself 'just pretend you know what they're talking about, no one will know...
    AlaiahMay AlaiahMay 18-21, F Mar 24

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    I saw a movie earlier that touches heart strings big time. In it, a junior high boy was witnessed with blue prints of his school and a hit list of various classmates and people he...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    I'm not a parent, and don't plan on it ever. Because I truly do believe it's the most difficult job. I don't think I will ever be able to properly care for someone. I mean I could...
    caseylouise caseylouise 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    It's a joke, not a ****. Don't take it so hard.
    StellaNoir StellaNoir 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 28

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    I think that's very sad. I'm gonna research why this happens. War is no joke and I think it's sad that someone who's already been through so much should have to face a whole other...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Big shocker there. But I don't let it get to me, seeing as my griping over it won't change anything. Yeah, the remarks hurt. Jokes or not. But again I say: what will me crying...
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 29

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    What's the one thing that spaceflight is missing today? Italian food, of course. Italian restaurant and market Eataly, based in New York City, is planning to launch their food into...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    My favourite joke :3 : A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. Student: "Sir, do you...
    Oti91 Oti91 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 3

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    One day God decides to grant a wish for a devoted young man. God says to the man “I will grant you one wish, as you have earned my favor.” The young man thinks about it for a...
    dwc294 dwc294 46-50, M 4 Responses Apr 3

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    I would tell you a pizza joke….but it’s too cheesy.
    jingo88 jingo88 36-40, M Apr 4

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    Okay well, I'm a 19yo female (almost 20) and I have been riding dirt bikes for awhile. I've been to the track quiet a few times now, but I've always wanted to race (professionally...
    missmotox missmotox 18-21, F Apr 5

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    Joke from Robert DeNiro An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a big...
    StarSphere StarSphere 51-55, M Apr 8

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    The REASON that I'm TIRED! For a couple of years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired...
    StarSphere StarSphere 51-55, M Apr 8

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    A teacher is getting to know her new pupils on the first day of school. She turns to one little girl and says, “What does your daddy do?” “Whatever Mummy tells him,” the...
    mona87 mona87 46-50, F 8 Responses Apr 8

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    Teacher: Good morning class I have a couple of riddles to start off this morning. I have something here that's round red and good to eat? Sarah: an apple? Teacher: No it's a tomato...
    SimplyMarah SimplyMarah 31-35, F 4 Responses Apr 9