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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    ummm...yes!! I think i do it but at the same time i feel it's necessary too.. :)
    loverylend loverylend 26-30 2 hrs ago

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    There are honestly not enough nice people in this world so I like to take it upon myself to pass on as much niceness as I can to friends, family, and even strangers. I love...
    ThatOneGemini ThatOneGemini 16-17, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    WAITING FOR THE SUN TO RISE. I am thinking, and yearning, for an experience I had last year in the mountains standing tall over the Italian coast line. I will try my best by...
    LorenzoITALIA LorenzoITALIA 46-50, M 4 hrs ago

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    My husband was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder this summer. I feel relief at knowing this and depressed when I think about the long haul ahead. I want emotional connection...
    tay152 tay152 26-30, F 4 hrs ago

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    u people.dont get it for **** can u guys wake up u ante ******* anyone so get ur *** up and go **** urself if suiside is a joke for u we guess wat **** all yall this ante no damn...
    love071902 love071902 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Seniors Banking... PRICELESS!! This is not a joke but is a brilliant laugh. ENJOY HERE is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I tell jokes and tend to have a lot of fun but these times of good humor and fun are often followed by lows and self doubt. I feel insecure and lonely even when surrounded by...
    Tox1979 Tox1979 36-40, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently...
    IBelongToAlison IBelongToAlison 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Another Irish joke and riddle. I so love the father's reaction.   
    ladyryan ladyryan 41-45, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Obviously the ones who casted Leto as the joker don't. I'm sure there are many talented actors who can be a convincing Joker Leto?? WTF. And I thought casting Affleck as Batman was...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Santa is a Woman I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Santa is a Woman I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Boy: wanna here a joke about my penis?..never mind,it's too long ;) Girl: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?..doesnt matter,you'll never get it.
    Rachel282 Rachel282 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Fat FeetYo Mamma's so far, a friend showed her a picture of her feet.She didn't recognize them.Read more on page: http://www.jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2015/07/22/
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Suicide is something that usually occurs because someone doesn't see a light at the end of a long dark tunnel and sometimes if you don't do anything about these thoughts, they will...
    GlitterFawn18 GlitterFawn18 13-15, F Jul 22

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    Will I Live to see 80? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 4 Responses Jul 22

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    So I have a joke.. Sort of, depending on your level of tolerance. What does a ginger say before they shave their privates?
    TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 TheAmazinglyAwkwardSpiderJoe1 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 21

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    my life is one big joke my dad is putting me in to summer school next week till they come back from from spain and i don't want to go i want to stay at home with my brother he is...
    roseonesex roseonesex 13-15, F Jul 21

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    My mother went on a drive two nights ago not planning on returning home. She took a gun to her head and tried to kill herself but couldn't go through with it. My family's way of...
    ComplicatedGirl18 ComplicatedGirl18 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 20

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    I don't find it funny at all when people lie about being raped or joke about it. It gets me so aggravated.
    SaffronJade SaffronJade 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 19

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    This joke is becoming a classic. It first appeared in 2009 and has appeared four more times on EP. To those who haven't read it..... Enjoy. Lawyers should never ask a Georgia...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 4 Responses Jul 19

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    I love this old joke! An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose, as the...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 5 Responses Jul 18

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    That's how I fell more in love with my ex boyfriend, because I love to make him smile and laugh from my silly jokes and cheesy pickup lines. I love to funny dance too! I make fun...
    XxCuTiE14xX XxCuTiE14xX 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I heard this joke on the radio today..... Do you know the similarity between a Labrador and a very nearsighted gynecologist? They both have a wet nose!
    whoizzupdude whoizzupdude 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 17

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    Impractical jokers is life
    preston272 preston272 16-17, M Jul 17

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    I mean I'm not boring, I definitely love to have fun and have crazy things I want to do. It just "hit" me in may that the group of guys I like to be around might find me boring. I...
    FutureVet2014 FutureVet2014 18-21, F Jul 15

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    I probably joke too much though lol. I just find humor is the best way to relate to people
    ChefJerfey ChefJerfey 18-21, M Jul 15

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    At the weekend a chap was driving down the M4 Motorway in England with his lovely blonde girlfriend when she piped up, "I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 10 Responses Jul 14

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    Have you ever felt the pain of wanting someone you can't have? Thinking about what used to be or the way things once were. The smiles you shared. The laughs you enjoyed. The...
    BadlyBent BadlyBent 36-40, F 10 Responses Jul 14

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    ARE YOU READY? Puns 1. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 1 Response Jul 14

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    If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian Wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M Jul 12

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    What Is Politics? A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 12

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    Oh no. When I think bout him I smile. When I read our conversation, I smile. Oh no. 0.0 I have thought about if he was like a joke, nope. I thought if the conversation was funny...
    ThinaElise ThinaElise 18-21, F Jul 12

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    My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at someone else's jokes!...........Hawaii!!!
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 11

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    This woman stands in the middle of the living room says to husband Da da be honest what do you think? he reply honestly love i think you blocking the TV set move
    BrynDavid BrynDavid 31-35, M Jul 11

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    so I was with my aunts and uncles for Tue weekend and I kept getting phone calls to my room . it was my uncles playing a joke on us
    flowergirl1997 flowergirl1997 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    I Think My Iphone Is Broken. I Pressed The Home Button And I'm Still At School.
    Yash144 Yash144 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 10

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    Teacher: why did you laugh? Boy: I saw one strap of your bra. Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week. Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh: boys: I saw both straps...
    ABM12 ABM12 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 10

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