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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    If he was anti-Christ I don't think he'll be a republican
    CindyisBored CindyisBored 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Are You Really Sure? A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you...
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    My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your...
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    An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn...
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    A witch joke Why did the witch join the football club? Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper! A witch joke What do you call a witch that climbs up walls...
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    I see him then i see her two people that I don't know but I can easily put two and two together. just cause he looks like that alll those specific people who think in those ways...
    NomadxAngelx117 NomadxAngelx117 18-21, M 43 mins ago

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    A man walks into a bakery. There is a sign on the wall stating that all individual cakes cost 50 cents. "How much is that Battenberg", asks the man. "50 cents", replies the baker...
    bethturner bethturner 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    A witch joke What do baby witches play with? Deady bears! A witch joke How do you make a witch float? You take two scoops of ice cream, a glass of coke and one witch...
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    Hey all you guys who love jokes as well as riddles can post them in the blog section of this website www.unlimitedshortjokes.weebly.com and then the top 5 jokes get selected and...
    Kyle178 Kyle178 22-25, M Apr 6

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    Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"*Nobody stands up*Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"*Little Johnny stands up*Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny...
    Dathaniel Dathaniel 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    I have had a few jokes before but not that much anymore i got other things to think about right now
    iqra765 iqra765 16-17, F Mar 31

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    Why do my parents think they are so funny ? Because they gave birth to a joke.
    KennyD1 KennyD1 61-65, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    I thought my father was annoying. He just quickly got on my nerves and he sometimes did it on purpose. My mother was more relaxed. She had a sense of humor but she knows my level...
    ComplicatedGirl18 ComplicatedGirl18 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 7

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    I have been raped myself by an old partner. It has destroyed me and I am currently in therapy for it. I hate when people joke about it. It's disgusting and I ******* hate them...
    BrokenAndBetrayed612 BrokenAndBetrayed612 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 4

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    Yes. some people doesn't care or understand the difference between just jokes and hurtful jokes. I disrespect these attitude.
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F Apr 9

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    in no way, shape or form is this a joke. somethings should just never ever be joked about. suicide, rape, the Holocaust, baby killing, self harm, among others. just dont! it's not...
    shamrok11 shamrok11 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    An elderly woman brought a very limp duck into the veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls 41-45, F 16 Responses 6 days ago

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    I am sitting here and cannot help but think about life. What is life? Why are we here? Are we here to hate? Are we here to love? Are we here to find something? To find happiness...
    KittyBlue3 KittyBlue3 22-25, F 10 Responses Mar 21

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    Advice from a husband...to husbands ... Enjoy the humor please Just try to avoid the concluding part of this advice......... It is important for men to remember that, as women...
    jugglar jugglar 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 6

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    I have 11 cats. they all receive vet care and they get lots of love & affection, its almost a full time job. 5 are rescues, 2 are a mommy and daddy, the rest are their offspring...
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    Yes been looking at things like the new world order and the illuminati ( I don't believe in it for say). And I can't help but think we do need one we are week as humans we have a...
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    One day a party clown, a lawyer, a dentist, a monkey, two blondes, and a handyman all walk into a bar. the bartender turns around and yells, 'is this some kind of joke!?!?'
    hopelesslyalone7654321 hopelesslyalone7654321 18-21, F Mar 18

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    An Irishman finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Irishman thinks for a moment and says, "First, give me a...
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    A little boy and a little girl meet on the playground. The boy tries to impress the girl..."I just got a new bike"...the girl says, "SO!...I just got a new bike"...the boy thinks...
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    I talk to myself whenever I need someone to talk to me and no one is there. I do it all the time so I put my phone against my ear so people don't think I'm crazy. And I laugh at my...
    ARIAS17 ARIAS17 16-17, F Mar 19

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    Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK... Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a...
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    I laugh at the worst jokes. No matter how bad it is, I'll find it funny.
    GreenEyess GreenEyess 16-17, F Mar 21

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    Three Catholic girls showed up for confession one day. All knowing each other, they decided who would go first. The told the preist that she had given 4 hand jobs in the past week...
    Josh1978 Josh1978 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    Miraculous Golf Shot Two men are standing on a golf course. The first one steps up, tees his first ball, and positions himself for a swing. The man lifts his club, swings smoothly...
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    A MUST TRY!!!!!!! ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST (I love this part.. It's absolutely amazing!) Count every " F " in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI...
    Aryg Aryg 36-40, F 25 Responses Mar 23

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    A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left...
    kittykat419 kittykat419 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 24

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    "What the ****'s all this?" said the wife opening her Xmas present. "Just what you wanted!" I replied. "Well I don't think I've ever ******* asked for a tin of axle grease, a...
    BytheBy BytheBy 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    A feminist joke: why does a woman need a man???? Cause a vibrator cannot cut the grass
    VeniceTheMenice VeniceTheMenice 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 27

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    I got a couple jokes today so hear I go why was everybody waving there hand my buddy said I said I poopted he said aww gross ::) another why are u so lazy Rick he said I don't like...
    spygro spygro 13-15, M Mar 27

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    Okay, I've already said something about this last year, but I'm gonna say that you people are a bunch of sad pathetic individuals for calling people who've committed suicide...
    BloodFanatic BloodFanatic 18-21, M 6 Responses Mar 29

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    They're always far funnier than normal jokes 🙈😂
    Listentotherain123 Listentotherain123 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    She kissed the tip, then said "April Fools!" Best. Joke. Ever. Men! XD 
    abcdefghisabelmnopqrst abcdefghisabelmnopqrst 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 1

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