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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
    segyerx segyerx 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    So i have been feeling really suicidal and i came across a website and a disclaimer was "If you can't take a joke" okay no we can take a joke but Suicide is nothing to joke about...
    SophieSophLJ SophieSophLJ 18-21, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    One time I said to this kid if you want the most hilarious joke ever look in a mirror
    smitlord smitlord 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    I think laughter is really important! For example, last year on the 27th of January I was getting ready for my cardiac(heart) surgery. This was going to be ju my second heart...
    sakrona sakrona 18-21, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    I just feel like a joke cause of my bipolar and speech impediment and nerve damage. No one takes me seriously
    krazkcatlady3085 krazkcatlady3085 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    see? i'm blonde so i can tell these jokes lol :Pa blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all lost in the desert. they found a lamp and rubbed it. a genie popped out and granted them...
    LillyJo LillyJo 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    These are two stories of one of my class periods inside jokes from this month and not my own, but whatever. A few days ago during math, we were talking about the lesson and our...
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472 13-15, F a week ago

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    Empty. It's the only word that comes to mind. When inside my head it's everything but,.... So many conflictions inside myself. When insides are Violent, Violet, blue, green, sad...
    Sometimesilence Sometimesilence 18-21, F Feb 3

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    My Grandmother's Childhood. Corporal punishment has become so controversial. In fact, it is almost to the point of being taboo. I am always hearing about studies that show that...
    julietx julietx 36-40, F 9 Responses Feb 3

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    Where's a good place to get a joke/riddle book? Does anyone have an author or title? I love jokes, but I have a hard time remembering them. My family likes to share them and I...
    Nikkisela Nikkisela 61-65, F 4 Responses Feb 2

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    ******** For Money..... A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las...
    angelfallen80 angelfallen80 31-35, F 9 Responses Feb 2

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    THIS IS MIGHT BE A TRUE STORY: ANGELA got into a really big fight with her foster Mother one day. After losing her marbles during the fight, she walked down several city blocks...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    A teacher once ask her students, 'anyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand'. Little Tommy stood up quickly, the teacher asked 'Tommy do you think you are stupid?' Tommy...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 29

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    I thought it was funny anyway Wife asked husband if her butt is big Husband says well yeah like a barbecue grill Husband wants to get frisky that night Wife says... "and I'm...
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    Favourite joker? Mine has to be Murr.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 27

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    Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
    coloco coloco 61-65, M Jan 27

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    There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 27

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    Of course they are not funny. Just think about people who want to be raped. It is their dream. Laughing offends them.
    natalypetrvicki natalypetrvicki 18-21, F Jan 27

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    We call each other ugly ***, ******* and other names sometimes but we don't do it to insult each other, we just play. If you can't handle sarcasm or jokes then don't hangout with...
    ImAShopaholic ImAShopaholic 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    There's always that one person that laughs way too hard at your jokes 😂😂 that's me
    strawberrymelons strawberrymelons 13-15, F Jan 25

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    I'm that one friend who always has a cheesy joke up their sleeve
    crimsoncube crimsoncube 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    Donald Trump potentially becoming president. That is both a joke and a riddle!
    RustySnapz RustySnapz 22-25, M 3 Responses Jan 25

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    A man goes into a bar and orders three beers and says that two are for his brothers. The bartender obliges. The man sits down and drinks all three. The bartender is puzzled...
    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair 18-21, M 6 Responses Jan 25

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    I've finally been lucky enough to find one. He laugh, joke, and love together. We both work at the relationship. This is real.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 25

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    I think nobody can replace Ledger! he's a legend and always will be. I know Leto is a great actor, but there is only one Joker. And that is Heath Ledger.. and there's only one...
    Tusharx17 Tusharx17 18-21, M Jan 25

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    on the phone with bf, he was having a man to man convo with his bud..it came to the point where his bud asked him a cheating question if he would cheat or not some shitt like that...
    apperentlyicanthavemynameagain apperentlyicanthavemynameagain 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 24

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    That moment where someone just says one thing and it's not meant to be funny but for some weird reason it's just the funniest ******* thing you ever heard, like stuff kids say or...
    lizzielula5 lizzielula5 13-15, F Jan 24

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    So when I was in high school I was in choir, and our teacher had this weird habit of making us all massage each other's shoulders every Friday. For some reason, all the girls loved...
    RandomSongbird RandomSongbird 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 23

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    So a football player who was actually a serial killer this whole time. Well that's new... o.O And creepy. And now they've banned Chess! xD Hahahahaha!! I like this quote~ Lebanese...
    GiggityGlue GiggityGlue 26-30, M Jan 23

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    You've been on my mind so here's a letter you will never see, because I need to get it out of my head. Dear J.T. It's been 9 years since I met you. High school algebra and I sat in...
    sbertram sbertram 22-25, F Jan 23

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    I was in another town couple of months ago. I saw a black woman at her mid or late thirties, no theeth. With false dental records and photo op.. became NY city $10.00 BD whole of...
    MrsBarnyardben MrsBarnyardben 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 23

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    The pickel and the penis were talking the pickle said to the penis how would you like to.be me I get choped up dised up sliced up thrown on a sandwich and aten the penis said to...
    111Adamjoseph 111Adamjoseph 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 23

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    Im single and ready to mingle. I have a crush on this guy at my job. Hes so cute.But for some reason I feel like hell never ask me out and I really think he likes me, even my...
    JamieAlbright JamieAlbright 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 23

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    Part 2: I told him once how this is not going to work out due to our differing faiths.He's a Christian while I'm a Muslim.He made a joke by saying that we will create our own...
    SingapuraGirl SingapuraGirl 36-40, F Jan 22

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    I think theres a fine line between being an off roading enthusiast and driving a lifted truck like an @$$ hole
    coolmetaldude coolmetaldude 26-30, M Jan 22

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    What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit? At least a zit waits until you're a teenager to come on your face :) That joke never gets old.
    Cleopatra05 Cleopatra05 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 22

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    Well... not exactly. I do deliberately tell bad jokes because they always get great reactions out of people, and THAT is what I laugh at.
    JackMann JackMann 22-25, M Jan 22

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