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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    Love me, hate me, I am entitled to my opinion, but no offense to anyone who think otherwise.
    VinceOfOhio VinceOfOhio 16-17 Sep 6

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    that awkward moment when you cant stop laughing while telling joke ..
    lulutaa lulutaa 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 22

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    tell me some jokes. love to hear one
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    Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi's gas tank as a joke. That semi is now known as Optimus Prime. :D
    rycbar10 rycbar10 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I have GOT to get this out... I cant keep it bottled in any longer. I may only be rambling to myself here, but I dont care, at least it will be out of my system. ( I'm going to...
    ashuriiNikooru ashuriiNikooru 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Stupidest joke I've heard in awhile. But it made me smile. What do you call a bear with no teeth? ... A GUMMY BEAR
    SlavetoJudas SlavetoJudas 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Makes milkshake and put it at the backyard. After a few hours no one came. Went to mom and said that the "milkshake" song was a lie. Mom says "Come. Let me sing it for you...
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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