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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    I'm a female studying motor vehicle in college. I was raped in the past and I am still dealing with this. The guys in college all make jokes about rape and I really don't find it...
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    Like the Joker, Satan is a psychopathic, sociopathic, moral criminal. He's not as impressive as he thinks he is. His ambition: to influence man's self-destruction through...
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    2 ******* in my class were making fun of rape by humping chairs and stuff like that. They also mentioned rape jokes. How sick is that?? Rape is serious, it's something sick and no...
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    'Don't you think "g-spot" would make a good name for a nightclub?' a man joked to his girlfriend as they were driving along. 'Hmm, ... huh! I doubt it would be very busy,' the...
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    Not a joke, he is a a bloody nazi murderer. According to his twitter, it is inmoral to allow Down's syndrome babies to be born.
    Danceofhours Danceofhours 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men how wonderful they are. • Women have a number of faults. Men have only two – everything they say and everything...
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    Let's make a joke! Respond to this experience with characters, a lead on where it should go, a punch line, or even a whole joke. The result will hopefully be a brand new joke that...
    Midnightchorus Midnightchorus 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 31

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    A man is sat in a bar when a blonde woman walks in. Excuse me lady would you like to hear my blonde joke? The man says Listen mister came the reply I may have blonde hair but I'm...
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    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his...
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    You wanna hear a pizza joke ? O you do. Well I can't tell you it's to cheesy.
    Strange143 Strange143 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    Well, this isn't a joke, though it still brings out a chuckle: "Not to brag or anything, but... I still fit into the same earrings I wore 20 years ago." *chchch*
    jenga1 jenga1 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 16

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    i like jokes so please inbox me if you have some :)
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M Aug 17

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    All these fat jokes... Try these... Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license. Yo momma so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet. Yo momma so old...
    crazynam321 crazynam321 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 17

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    I feel like I'm the only one that will laugh at the worst joke ever! Haha
    FindingTheRealMe FindingTheRealMe 16-17, F Aug 18

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    How to get out of anext speeding ticket! A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I...
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    Answering Machine Messages Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers. (From a machine at...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    Please tell me jokes! I'm bored as heck.
    isotope95 isotope95 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    Hey guys Here's a funny joke 'Man is like spider, Bound to have sticky hand after being on web'
    GalaxyJumper GalaxyJumper 16-17, M Aug 19

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    RATED PG. (Photo attached) This is terrible!!!! I can't believe they would do something like this. Please pm me where I can find this. LOL JOKE ONLY.
    Zoren047 Zoren047 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    Another Good Joke...ha ha ha ha ha A man was driving a car ... A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !! Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo" Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey...
    satyr1007 satyr1007 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    I like to laugh and smile but I don't a lot I just fake smile a lot so if you have a joke I would love 2 here it.
    scarlet6 scarlet6 13-15, F Aug 21

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    Two men were arrested in the earlier hours of today. One was reported to be carrying a flat battery , the other a unexploded bomb! The Police charged one and let the other off...
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    While she was "flying" down the road, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the...
    cheleshere cheleshere 66-70, F 3 Responses Aug 24

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    This is how I see people. Babies? They are dangerous. Toddlers? They are scary. Kids? No thank you. Teens? Excuse me please. Young adults? Eh. Adults? Hmm.. Elders? Why not...
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, M Aug 24

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    Kewl Job Application! Q.- NAME: A.- Iam Applyin Q.- DESIRED POSITION: A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn...
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    Prison and Work...one and the same! IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK.....You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...You...
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    Even more facts of life... Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the...
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    Tom, **** and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a...
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    So I wanted to commit suicide in the past, so this girl in class said ( if my bro killed himself I wouldn't care ) then I got up and walked out of class and 10mins later I went...
    dominick6 dominick6 13-15, M Aug 27

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    Laughs at own jokes way to often...XD
    XoxJazzyxox XoxJazzyxox 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    I know it's cool to bash celebrities. But the Beiber jokes have to stop...that's someones daughter.
    Thepainlover Thepainlover 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 30

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    In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be...
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    GeneralRose GeneralRose 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    agbells13 agbells13 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 3

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    ersatzbeauty ersatzbeauty 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    Phobia A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think...
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    LuvButtz LuvButtz 46-50, M Sep 5

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    Love me, hate me, I am entitled to my opinion, but no offense to anyone who think otherwise.
    VinceOfOhio VinceOfOhio 16-17 Sep 6

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    Anyone have a good joke???
    scarlet6 scarlet6 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 6

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    Some bar jokes: 1. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 2. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 3. A...
    Guvna2106 Guvna2106 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 6

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