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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    1. Cuddles 2. My family 3. Listening to music 4. Going to concerts 5. Hardback books 6. Meeting old friends/acquaintances I haven't seen in years 7. My favourite podcasts 8. Tea...
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    So I was on Facebook and I saw a post someone made about Eminem rapping about wanting to r*pe Iggy and how it was just a song and that all his raps are about "those types of things...
    ChantelSurvived ChantelSurvived 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 22

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    I feel like people joke about it because it's an uncomfortable subject, and they don't know how else to handle it. That is ABSOLUTELY NO excuse, just a reason that someone might...
    Boulier Boulier 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    to all u people that want to to know how it felt and wanna joke about me.. u bout to find out...... I was hanging with the wrong people and go left alone with one and he said he...
    cattie1283 cattie1283 18-21, F a week ago

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    I am very disheartened hearing the talk, jokes and fantasies people have about rape. Especially heard more and more in the younger crowds. What has happened to the movements...
    lookingformyminnion lookingformyminnion 51-55, M 3 Responses Nov 22

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    Lately I've been thinking about cheating on my bf. he's my first ever and we've been together for almost 7 years. Sometimes I feel unappreciated with all the small/big kind...
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    Best Mis understanding A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up...
    bigboy4chat42 bigboy4chat42 41-45 1 Response Dec 5

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    Joke, riddle n humor. All 3 in 1. Riddle: you are trapped in a room with 2 connecting doors. Opening 1 has a room with magnifying glasses where the light, coming by sun ray will...
    Sazzio Sazzio 22-25, M Dec 10

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    Having been laughed at BC people think I have Ebola I don't want to hear it again and who ever does say jokes about it... Then I hope you get Ebola
    jopage45wassup jopage45wassup 13-15, F 3 Responses Nov 21

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    Deliciousbrain Deliciousbrain 18-21 1 Response Dec 2

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    Lol when someone starts a joke with a guy walks into a bar ill think of this
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F Dec 5

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    People need to stop treating it like a joke and start helping others who do have suicidal thoughts... You don't know what the person has been through, and I don't think anybody...
    blueworldsapart blueworldsapart 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Warning!!! This is a mean joke. If you don't like mean jokes, stop reading now..... A single woman goes to a grocery store on a Saturday night. She's buying some, you know...
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    RHYMING RIDDLES ARE THE BEST An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the *** is a goose. DIRT ROAD Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road...
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 4 Responses Nov 26

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    People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.
    ChiakiSevenSeas ChiakiSevenSeas 16-17, F Nov 27

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    I read that even if you fake a smile or a laugh, your body will release endorphin that'll make you feel better. So that is what I have been doing. Sort of like, creating the...
    cynicistcharlotte cynicistcharlotte 16-17, F Dec 5

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    Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the...
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    Today in school someone joked about suicide. You can not believe how angry this made me. What if someone near them was considering suicide? How can ANYONE be so insensitive...
    Masqurade Masqurade 13-15, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    When I was a kid, my dad and I had a running joke. If anyone asked what he did for a living, I always said, "He's a sports mechanic. He fixes boxing matches and horse races." Once...
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    today in sociology glass I snapped all semester I've put up with 2 boys joking about rape and hearing it hits close to home. these boys are SO immature. they're juniors and still...
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    John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship...
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    I want to know what people think when they see me, perhaps it may help me figure out why finding someone to love is eluding me. I'm 16, Five feet seven inches tall, I weigh about...
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    There are many times that I come across something funny or interesting that one of my friends here would appreciate. I have made some true friendships here and just like any other...
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    im only 22. but Ive always been told that the way i think and act is very mature for my age. i get on FB often..well all the time, but some of the things on there really don't make...
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    Every male I accept a message from is EXACTLY the same. "Hi" "hey beautiful" "you are so s-xy" then followed by 2-3 messages to fake like they're not just about seeing me n-key...
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    People shouldn't take it lightly. I remember when I was in Middle school I was on the phone with this girl I used to talk to and I can't remember what I said but I think I said...
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    A Joke My Husband Told Me There were 4 Mormon fathers who met at a tavern on a Saturday night. They started discussing how proud they were of their families and they could leave...
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    Someone please spam me with laugh out loud jokes! In that kind of mood 😂
    kittyAloha kittyAloha 18-21, F 7 Responses Nov 26

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