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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    I hate when people say horrible things and pretend it's a joke. I once worked in a place where my managers idea of a joke was just to be an *******. For example one day he told me...
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    Laughing is so contagious lifts ur spirits n ur glad when someone actually doesnt get the joke but laughs anyway cos i forget my punchlines n im awful at telling jokes i start...
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    Its not a joke a close friend of mine done it 2 years ago and I know some people who want to do it now or have thought about doing it..don't joke about because one day you might...
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