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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    I'm the person who can barely get the joke out because it's just too damn funny in my head. I've also come up with lots of ****** jokes myself. I think I'm hilarious. Anyway, my...
    Allforaview Allforaview 18-21, F Feb 15

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    Hi everyone, I am thinker but currently I don't know what I am thinking right now and writing my random thoughts, so please forgive me if I can't write down them here suitably. I...
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    I know, I know, great right? Yet another confused teenager thinking their over hormone driven feelings mean they are in love. Typical right? Let me tell you my story maybe you can...
    camomeal camomeal 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 5

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    I've been hearing too much from rape jokes online, it makes me feel really upset that women were raped and couldn't get over it. Sometimes I believe that they say that they're...
    craz3f8g craz3f8g 18-21 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Why is everything about sex? Doesn't the world think fuller thoughts then this? Yes, sex is not a bad thing, but holy **** people! Is a pleasure hound all u want to be? We...
    WalterVincent WalterVincent 22-25, M 6 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Went to the psychiatrist for the very first time today. Talked about a lot of things. Mainly my unstable past that brought me to this point. I just want people to understand me...
    calishewolf calishewolf 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 19

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    I once told one of my friends that my email address was such and such at mafia.com and she thought it was my real email address, so she emailed it. She gets an email back from the...
    GlassBrainedDog GlassBrainedDog 36-40 Feb 21

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    This guy goes to jail. On his first night someone shouts from a cell. 33. Every one packs up laughing. Then someone shouts. 55. And everyone laughs. This goes on for a while. And...
    KidAgony KidAgony 22-25 a week ago

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    My mom says that back in the good ole days, blonde jokes were "little moron" jokes. Does anyone else remember that?
    pattyhard pattyhard 51-55, T 1 Response Feb 5

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    Don't ever fuc*king tell people to kill themselves! Not even as a joke. It's really not something to fuc*king joke about! You never know what's in people's minds and how that could...
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 16 Responses Feb 13

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    Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it...
    2015ishere 2015ishere 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    I don't have any jokes but I do enjoy them. I make jokes often and love having fun with them. I do know I go overboard with them sometimes but I love having a good laugh and trying...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets...
    Mike9272 Mike9272 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 12

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    The Collins family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. For generations, their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between Canada...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Feb 16

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    The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the...
    ccrider63 ccrider63 61-65, M 7 Responses Feb 17

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    Your Morning Groan Break (2) My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. Paddy says...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 2 Responses Feb 19

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    Well; It's a big commitment and isn't it a big mess when it doesn't work out.. I think too many people jump into "marriage" too quickly.. So here's 25 reasons not to marry/settle...
    TheMightyAphrodite TheMightyAphrodite 41-45, F 8 Responses Feb 20

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    She was my first crush, it was in the 3rd grade, and we were friends. I had to move to a diffrent school and I wanted to tell her on the last day before I moved, but on that day...
    plmojn plmojn 26-30, M Feb 21

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    A woman is in a coma, and the nurse tending to her notices that whenever she is sponge bathing the woman, the woman’s vital signs jump a little on all of the machines an screens...
    BandsSavedMyLife BandsSavedMyLife 18-21, F Feb 21

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    Baldness Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. "Mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother. "He thinks a...
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    Thinking right now. What do you think Nationalism serves? People say its a good thing. People like me say it isn't. Sure, I get it, people can feel free to love their country I don...
    OmegaSky OmegaSky 16-17, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Anyone remember that blonde joke about M&Ms?
    pattyhard pattyhard 51-55, T 4 Responses Feb 5

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    A woman was walking along the sand on the Beach, when she stumbled upon an old brass lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold, out popped a genie. The genie said...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 7

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    I love terrible jokes. Don't be butthurt if you find offense, calmly leave the post and carry on with your life
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 8

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    Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare...
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M Feb 8

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    This is my joke I made up when I was 6. What do you call someone who eats too many cookies? A PIG Newton
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 9

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    Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own. However, the answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through...
    Inexperienced3 Inexperienced3 51-55, M 3 Responses Feb 9

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    If you are super sensitive about every little thing best stay away from me. And please don't get on this post and rant something along the lines of "well there is a time and place...
    bombchu bombchu 22-25, F Feb 10

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    Love reading sometimes. I don't know any. But I'm polish and blonde so love them both. Wish I got jokes daily for a cheer up.
    Averageguy41074 Averageguy41074 36-40, M Feb 10

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    The genius says, " Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you give me $5. If you ask me a question that I don't know the answer to I will give you $5...
    marriedup marriedup 56-60, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    This is a church joke: A man flying a helicopter encountered engine problems which caused the helicopter to go down. The man fell on a tree and was able to hang on to the...
    1littleangel 1littleangel 61-65, F 1 Response Feb 12

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    A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so...
    Mike9272 Mike9272 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off...
    undecided1129 undecided1129 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 13

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    You wanna hear a joke? Valentine’s Day.What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day."Whale you be my Valentine?" "Dolphinately"To all the single people...
    devinesoul94 devinesoul94 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 14

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    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    Yeah I joke a lot. I'm a smartass and reply with quick stinging insults which I don't expect people to take too seriously. When it does hurt their feelings, I don't apologize. I...
    Frostbitten09 Frostbitten09 16-17, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: "You were speeding." Man: "No, I wasn’t." Officer: "Yes, you were. I’m...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F Feb 17

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    About two years ago, I was asked to describe myself and I realized that I didn't really know who I am. So, instead of finding qualities, I wrote a list of things that makes me...
    Jeanne506 Jeanne506 16-17, F Feb 17

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    someone, tell me a good fart joke
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 18

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    An old Soviet joke. Karl Marx was resurrected and came to the USSR. He was shown factories, hospitals, cities and villages, etc. Finally, he requested to be allowed to make a...
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M Feb 18

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    Pedro was conjugally a very experienced man when he got married to Maria, but she was totally naive. On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked, 'Pedro...
    bigboy4chat42 bigboy4chat42 41-45 1 Response Feb 19

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    A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we have the Parthenon." Arching his...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Feb 19

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    Did you hear about the woman who got wooden breast implants? It would be funny if this joke had a punchline... ...wooden ***?
    immeshell immeshell 46-50, F Feb 20

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