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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    I agree. I don't really think about my gender often unless it comes up in debate or discussion. In fact, I prefer to base my identity around other things that don't relate to...
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    Whenever I think about this, I start to cry...
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    Wow. Just got off of work. It's unbelievable how some people treat you. Actually, it's unbelievable that they think it's OK to treat a perfect stranger with such disrespect. Why...
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    I worked for the local news paper for a lot of years and I still what one of the press did as a joke on one of the bosses in the press room. Sean he is one of the guys who was...
    Lockiel45 Lockiel45 46-50, M 5 hrs ago

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    I think my friends want kill me over the stupid joke I told them. "Guess who I saw today?" "Who?" "Everyone I looked at."
    Spyro93 Spyro93 18-21, M 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left...
    rajbj rajbj 18-21, M 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    Jokes and riddles which are non sex related are the best ones :)
    NickoliShang NickoliShang 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    Half of the time I tell a joke- the joke is me because I make no sense 😂😝😭👌😆😎
    Jaazz1987 Jaazz1987 16-17 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    What do you call a frog in the secret service?? Infrognito Dad jokes are the best jokes, no lie :)
    sfairy27 sfairy27 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I love jokes and hope all of u do pls say yes
    tifalufairah tifalufairah 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Burnt offering Two men were down at the pub talking. The first man said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman...
    hancockian hancockian 66-70, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH: "-sabe ingles? -si -como se dice "un zapato" en ingles -a shoe -salud -gracias"
    Zbeara Zbeara 22-25, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    this is website is full of jokes love it http://unlimitedshortjokes.weebly.com/
    Kyle178 Kyle178 22-25, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    this is website is full of jokes love it http://unlimitedshortjokes.weebly.com/
    Kyle178 Kyle178 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    I Think You're The Father of One of My Kids.... A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.' He's rather taken aback because...
    tammy96 tammy96 51-55, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I want to tell you the story about me and this boy: In August, 2014, I went on a camp which involved some cadets across a part of England. Everyone at least knew someone there so...
    Notification Notification 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Sure do. i Love how he's 47% stupid. It doesn't matter if you're Republican or Democrat, that kind of stupid is hilarious. i'm nonpolitical myself.
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    Right! The cheek of my wifi at times. It's too scared to show my requested browser but has the b8lls to say... "You are not connected..." TalkTalk! (UK) if this is yer idea of a...
    Sazzio Sazzio 26-30, M Aug 18

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    Hello me and my ex girlfriend were together for 12 years we had our ups and downs but stuck through it. In the 9th year together I bought us a home. We moved in and for three years...
    Madmanwithabox29 Madmanwithabox29 26-30, M Aug 18

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    So many inside jokes and they'll have us laughing for hours and other people just think we're crazy!
    izzycg izzycg 18-21, F Aug 16

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    Joke time A old man traveling in a truck saw 2 mens eating grass. The old man went to the mens and ask why you eating grass. The 2 mens said we are homeless and got no money to...
    slivereyes slivereyes 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 15

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    Knock knock Who's there? Ken Ken who? Ken you tell me some more knock knock jokes?
    tadmore254 tadmore254 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 14

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    All you low life cyber bullies out there i am really trying to warn you! :) it's impossible to insult me. I know you may not believe that but don't waste your time! Lol its not...
    Kornisone Kornisone 26-30, F Aug 12

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    Joke Timothy Sicola, a cardinal, was in the top 3 cardinals to be the next Pope. The current Pope unexpectantly dies. After the vote, Timothy loses. Tim gets an audience with...
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    From Batman Brave and the Bold By Emperor Joker (Jeff Bennett) You can be a goody two-shoes 'till the end of your days You can listen to them say crime never pays You can follow...
    EternalLuckyGuy EternalLuckyGuy 13-15, M Aug 12

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    Does it come as a surprise ? Your mind/brain is the biggest sex organ that your body has. If your mind is totally on something else, Do you think that you are going to respond...
    nudistguyny nudistguyny 66-70, M Aug 12

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    "Tell me something dear. Have you ever had a really bad day? You of all people should know there's nothing so cruel as memory. The pointy biting little thunderbolts, unwanted party...
    RedMistDragon RedMistDragon 16-17, M Aug 12

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    Dirtiest jokes people! GO!
    scizamps scizamps 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 11

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    Q: Why did the chicken run onto the football field? A: Because the umpire called a foul. Read more on page: http://www.jokesoftheday.net/
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 9

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    As someone who has tried to commit suicide, I can say that it is the worst thing anyone can ever experience. If you treat it as a joke, then it's basically the same thing as...
    xlivia xlivia 13-15, F 5 Responses Aug 9

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    i usually love to laugh at my stupid cranky jokes along with my frdzz...i just can't hold upon my laughter at times...smtimes its a bit unusual but still i love to do it..thts...
    Ahaanaa Ahaanaa 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    So recently hubby and I went to a fast food joint for some burgers. He's always complaining how they mess up his orders. So I decided to play a practical joke. As he's driving...
    converse6 converse6 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 7

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    It's been a year since me and my ex girlfriend broke up. Last time I spoke to her was through a texts she sent asking a question about a previous phone bill question which I...
    Madmanwithabox29 Madmanwithabox29 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 7

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    Why we love children... These may be funny, but the one I posted yesterday is my all time favourite "Out of the Mouths of Babes," joke. 1. NUDITY I was driving with my three young...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 7 Responses Aug 7

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    being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you yo do we are the kids that your parents warned you about dont let anyone dull your sparkle...
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl 16-17, F Aug 7

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    Anyone here love anti jokes? Here's my favourite: A guy walks into a bar, and he stays there the rest of my childhood.
    QuilltonDC QuilltonDC 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 6

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    I don't agree that everything is funny. There is a wide variety of things that are and that can be laughed at. I am not a prude and I am not overly sensitive. But, then there are...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 6