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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    People think I'm weird . I do admit I can be weird sometimes . But it's mostly on my views on politics , gay marriage , legalizing marijuana , or homosexuals. I'll give anyone...
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    Another Good Joke...ha ha ha ha ha A man was driving a car ... A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !! Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo" Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey...
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    We all love a good joke. And recycled jokes are wonderful. When we hear a god joke we want to share it. We laughed and we want to see others laugh. And there's always that...
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    “Hey guys who wants to hear a blonde joke?” Said a blind old man after settling himself down on a stool in the bar. The question was met with dead silent After a few second...
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    A young ventriloquist touring the clubs is doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, the goes through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in...
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    I know it's not popular opinion and it doesn't come across as very respectful or nice, but I think people are in the wrong when they say that Robin Williams is "free" or "in heaven...
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    You laugh because you think it’s a joke. I laugh because you think I’m joking.
    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    Murphy's Mothers Laws : 1. Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.. 2. Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you...
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    Like the Joker, Satan is a psychopathic, sociopathic, moral criminal. He's not as impressive as he thinks he is. His ambition: to influence man's self-destruction through...
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    This is Morecambe & Wise's personal favourite joke: There's 2 old men sitting in deck chairs, one says to the other 'It's nice out isn't it?' And the other one says 'Yes it is...
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    Many people don't realize how selfish humans are, and that friendships are a joke. We are friends with ourselves only. There are many things a person could want from you...(We'll...
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    I was driving in the US when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for speeding, even though I knew I wasn’t. Just to be sure, I went...
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    Blind Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    Religious jokes are my favorite kind of jokes They make me literally LOL and brighten up my days a little What's your favorite kind of jokes?
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    A man was seated next to a blonde on an airplane. Shortly after the take off, he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a...
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    My brother ODed three years ago. He didn't die, it was just a big scare. He had his stomach pumped so it's all good but for three days while he was baker acted I was left in the...
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    Words From Famous Women Words From Famous Women ... "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde." - Dolly...
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    2 ******* in my class were making fun of rape by humping chairs and stuff like that. They also mentioned rape jokes. How sick is that?? Rape is serious, it's something sick and no...
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    Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M Jul 23

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    I see a lot of I like jokes read them and they are not funny. Well neither is this, but this was not meant to be a joke.
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    Here's a joke for you's! 😂 Guy 1: "You cannot rap". Guy2: "How's that?". Guy1: " Because the only rap you can do is a sandwich" Sorry if no one gets it. I'm a terrible joker...
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    Is it me or are the jokes in this group always so... generic and boring? xD Personal opinions I guess, but everytime I read a joke I'm like: ._. Give me spontaneous humour that...
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    All my life I have fought the fact that I am different than other people. Now I won't say I am on a higher deeper level than other people necessarily, or a lower one, but I am on a...
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    What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep...
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    I think im giving up on women. I cant suffer anymore. I know i will allways like them, but last years i managed it well not to crush on any of them anymore. I dont allow myself...
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    One time I was sitting by myself thinking about how awesomely hilarious I am, but I had no one around. It was a wasted funny moment. Sometimes funny can be sad too. But then I...
    heibel75 heibel75 36-40, F Jul 20

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    Hehe 😄🙈✋🍟🍝🍝. Ya i ate , nd i love anti jokers
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    Can anyone give me a joke or a riddle?
    mylife291200 mylife291200 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 25

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    If u have any jokes can u tell some, I'm in the mood to listen to some :)
    hgscgirl hgscgirl 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 25

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    Jokes cheer me up cause they are funny
    AbbyBabe01 AbbyBabe01 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving...
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    yesterday i was typing things to google then i came across this, 'the world's funniest joke' i just remembered it now and i thought it'd be good to share: Two hunters are out in...