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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    People think I'm weird . I do admit I can be weird sometimes . But it's mostly on my views on politics , gay marriage , legalizing marijuana , or homosexuals. I'll give anyone...
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    Q: What's the problem with lawyer jokes? A: Lawyer's don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes. Q: Where can you find a good lawyer? A: At the city morgue...
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    Today's word is ................. Fluctuations I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke. I was at my bank today; there was a short line...
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    One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see who was the most important and should be in charge. The brain said β€œI do all the thinking so I'm the most...
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    "51 Days!!" : )A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of...
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    If u feel that I type my Jokes straight out of a joke book. then u r grossly mistaken. They are all Original. - Pg. 108 (I love Jokes & Riddles) - - End of Jokes Section 1...
    karmameter karmameter 36-40, M 2 Responses Jun 26

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    i like telling or hearing dumb jokes. My friends think im an idiot but i dont care
    TaylorsierraWilson TaylorsierraWilson 16-17, F Jul 2

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    SORRY to those offended about my approval of rape jokes. I just wanted to cause controversy to figure your mere opinion so I can end up having pure answers out of your raged...
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    This is my favorite joke, it just takes a while to tell. Three men arrive in heaven at the same time. St. Peter comes out to greet them. "Sorry about this guys," says St. Peter...
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    a guy is drunk at a bar and leans over the counter and shouts to the bartender, "hey, wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?". The bar tender is annoyed and replies to his drunk customer...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    This is Morecambe & Wise's personal favourite joke: There's 2 old men sitting in deck chairs, one says to the other 'It's nice out isn't it?' And the other one says 'Yes it is...
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    "The Lighthouse Joke" (*courtesy to someone out there) The following is being transmitted around the Internet as an event that really took place, but it never happened. It is...
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    A blonde woman walks into a bar and waits to be served. While she is waiting a man approaches and says 'excuse me love do you want to hear my blonde joke?' With this the woman...
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    Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm...
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    Love when my friends try to tell jokes haha comment your jokes haha πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘‡
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    Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my d**k? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my p***y? Never mind, you won't get it."
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    Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over...
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    So for years I have been able to control my dreams and fly around every night a few times a night and can pretty much turn it on when I want to in my dreams. Every morning I tell...
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    A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp...
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    Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an...
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    i really don't think that i understand girls any more nor do i think that the ones i dated really understood what they really wanted so it was like a hopeless situation and a huge...
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    So.. to start it off, my name is Mariam (as you can see from my username) and I have been dealing with a few problems lately. You see, recently I am thinking that my Grandmother...
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    President Obama walked into the bank to cash a check. As he approached the cashier he said, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?" Cashier: "It would...
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    I think it's happening. That familiar rise. I'm sleeping less and less. Starting new projects. Saying yes to everything. Thinking I should start my own business. Drawing...
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    I'm definitely a thinker. I constantly think. Sometimes good, many times not so good. I think about my past, my present, my future. Sometimes it can be impossible to turn it off.
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    Not really a joke but it made me giggle.
    Emiliodecker Emiliodecker 16-17, M Jun 24

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    A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?" The man says "I'm probably too honest." The boss says...
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    Knock Knock Who's there? Owl! Owl who? Owl Aboard! Knock Knock Who's there? Quacker! Quacker who? Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving! Knock Knock Who's there? a...
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    It's true alcohol kills people, but how many are born because of it? Alcohol is never the answer... But it does make you forget the question. A man’s got to believe in...
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    A Non Veg Joke...HeHeHeHeHeHeHe
    karmameter karmameter 36-40, M 4 Responses Jun 27

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    My brother just asked my sister 'have you seen Sherlock?' (As in the programme) and I said 'don't worry, he'll find himself' lol Sorry I probably like telling bad jokes too much...
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    Here's An Awful One! My next-door neighbor told me this joke a while back, it's hilarious. A couple had one son, a little two- or three-year-old son, something like that. Since...
    FR3DR1CKA FR3DR1CKA 16-17, F 3 Responses Jun 27

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    A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies...
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    The jokes like..... "Dude....you were really drunk up last night......" "What? No....i wasnt...." "you were.....coz you threw my parrot against the wall and shouted...YOU ANGRY...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 1

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    Morecambe & Wise are my personal favorite comedians ever. One of my favorite jokes from their shows is the one where a police car goes past the window, with the siren blaring...
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    i think its so cute how she thought i was joking about my feelings,i dont joke about that kind of stuff lol
    amari101 amari101 16-17, F Jul 2

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    What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
    izzypie izzypie 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 2

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    Wanna hear a funny joke??? Here you go β€’ β€’ β€’ β€’ Barack Obama
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    William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. William went to the front desk to check them in while Mildred stayed with the car...
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