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I Think Mitt Romney Is A Joke

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    Mitt Romney is a moron. I cannot believe the GOP has imploded so badly as this is their best candidate. Amazing. Obama will wipe the debate floor with this jackass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 25, 2012

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    I Just Don't Get It...

    How is this guy able to repeatedly and obviously lie, and still have people support him? Do they hate Obama so much that they're willing to overlook simple facts? I'm not even talking about complicated matters of policy. I'm talking about grade-school stuff. Take his latest...
    rktktvi2011 rktktvi2011 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    They way I see it we are just artist just trying to noticed even the bad attention. My tag I put around my school is the joker written in cursive.
    Graffititagyourit211 Graffititagyourit211 18-21, M 5 hrs ago

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    The 1 in 4 should always be followed up with the 1 in 16. Odds are you know both a rape victim and a rapist. Who do you think will laugh at your joke? Who do you think is gonna...
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    It is hilarious to me when people laugh at their own jokes. Especially when they think it's actually funny. My dad used to laugh at his own jokes, but it was just the best thing...
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    Okay, so I've talked to my friends about this before, or one at that, and they don't give me any advice so I'm just going to let it all out here. Reply if you want, hope you do...
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    So it's funny to joke about it, is it? It's funny that some people are terrified out of their minds because of the assault? It's funny that last year there was a 29% increase in...
    betruetoyourself14 betruetoyourself14 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Two clowns are eating a cannibal, one turns to the other and says, "I think we're doing this joke wrong.."
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    I have one friend who insists on joking about how innocent and naive I am when it comes to sex. She joked with my ex saying that he should dominate me (because she was a fan of the...
    vor123 vor123 18-21, F 1 Response May 18

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    Think that title says it all! Hate being solemn and try to make a joke about everything.
    PeterSp8 PeterSp8 41-45, M 1 Response May 19

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    TheFenris TheFenris 18-21, M 1 Response May 1

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    AEHeroine AEHeroine 18-21, F May 8

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    They're just jokes. It's not like a joke is supposed to be taken seriously.
    MisunderstoodGirl69 MisunderstoodGirl69 13-15, F 1 Response May 17

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    I dislike when I think too much. Which is always. I start to think about my life. Of could or should have been and what is good about it now. But it isn't just my voice I hear when...
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    A man is sitting in a bar when an absolutely gorgeous woman walks in. She is so good-looking that he can't help but stare at her. She notices him, smiles, and walks right up to...
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    As y'all might already know, my mind stays busy. Any hoot, as I went on my shopping adventure earlier, I came across something I saw and it just made me stop and think. Condoms...
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    I am sitting here and cannot help but think about life. What is life? Why are we here? Are we here to hate? Are we here to love? Are we here to find something? To find happiness...
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    It's ironic when your afraid of what you really want..It really is.I want connection,closeness,love,emotional intimacy and so many other things but sometimes i fear this things and...
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    Wanna know what chaps my ***???? Them ppl who think are living high on the hog, yet broke as a joke......IDIOTS!!!
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 5 Responses May 18

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    I do not think dating is my thing. I have not ever been on a date, nor do I wish to... For one, I ABSOLUTELY hate small talk and awkwardness. Second, I am a very sarcastic...
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    I have spent my time trying to help people but I think I am just a joke and have done nothing but fill up bits here and there . I love you people but since I do no good I must go...
    JamesPotterII JamesPotterII 51-55, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Sorry blondes, I just couldn't resist posting this joke. A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was...
    Rusham Rusham 66-70, M 4 Responses Apr 28

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    A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "what is this, some kind of a joke?!"
    subdl subdl 46-50 1 Response Apr 30

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    Can any body here tell me how I could tell my gf a joke
    Camdenboy Camdenboy 31-35, M 1 Response May 3

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    I know a few people who literately use suicide and self inflicted harm as a way to get attention. But what they dont realize is that there are many like me, who have had friends...
    LordJashin LordJashin 13-15, M 5 Responses May 6

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    Here is a good joke......................................................................................................................................Islam.
    EarDrummers EarDrummers 22-25, M 1 Response May 6

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    give me an laughable jokes or a hard riddle
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 6

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